Cringe Thread

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>>29942861

>>29942861
That Twilight poster on the wall is pretty dope though. But damn, he need to lay off the mattresses.

>>29942861
>>29942862
Every fucking TwiFag, ever.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6H2AuEHICM

I don't know if this is cringe or not, but he has a pretty spaghetti heavy reaction to the part where the CMC get their cutie marks.

>>29942861
I fucking want that "STUDY" poster

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>>29942861
>The Joker poster.
>That axe.
>Walls that make it look like he lives in a trailer.
>Pepsi.

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>>29942861
>>29942927
>pepsi max

>>29942927
>Walls that make it look like he lives in a trailer.
T-there's nothing wrong with those walls, I think they look nice!

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>>29942904
>literally autistic screeching
Thanks for the laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9flBVWCy5xE

Russian documentary about bronys. There's also a thread for it.
>>29941609

>>29942990
In a sauna without that fat cunt in it, sure.

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>>29942990
I am so sorry for your sense of taste...

>>29942990
1967 called, they want their wall covering back.

>>29942861
Okay those pillows are pretty nice.

>>29943032
He has probably fapped on them.

>>29943036
Oh without a doubt.

My god, his room probably smells like mine

>>29943053
Bet you want to smell my bin bag full of fap tissues

>>29943058
>He hasn't evolved to cum jars.

>>29943067
Would fill it up too fast

>>29943016
>sense of taste
it's not my sense of taste that makes it part of my room

>>29943078
Use bigger jars and set them around like door stops.

>>29943020
the walls are as empty as my heart

>>29943094
Your right, it's the tackyness that makes it park of your room.

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When you realize you have the same build and hair/beard style.
>FeelsBadMan

>>29943242
VERY reddit post, go away.

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>>29943246
Different anon here. Kys. You're almost as bad as social justice warriors pretending to be offended about nothing.

>>29943325
>different anon here
>not a new ip
It was a shitpost and I called it a shitpost, Reddit is a shit site full of shit people.
Kys.

>>29943361
Dude I actually am a different person...
Kys

>>29943701
He's making sure it's appropriate for his daughter to play with. Or else he's looking for the price tag so he doesn't waste too much beer money.

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C'mon guys! Step it up!

I need cringe to make me feel better about my own life!

>>29943732
>doesn't feel better already
Just how bad is your life

>>29943745
I'm 5'1.
I weigh 278 lbs.
I own at least 7 fedoras.
I live with my mom.
I'm a neet.
I don't have no friends.
I don't remember the last time I took a shower.
I've been wearing the same underwear for the past 4 weeks and it's already crunchy.
And I sleep with a pony plush which has a hole in it's ass and it's as hard a rock.

I LIVE OFF OF OTHER'S CRINGE TO FUEL MY OWN SELF WORTH!

>>29943819
>5'1 and 278
Are you a miniaturized Jabba the Hut?

>>29943819
Have you seen the brony asking Nichole Oliver what she thinks about Molestia? I only ask becasue it's one of the most cringeworthy moments of brony related cringe but fairly old

>>29943819
>I don't have no friends

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>>29943828
No, I'm just fat... and short...

>>29943849
No I haven't. Do tell me moar!

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>>29943819
This is me pretty much. Im a disgusting overweight friendless virgin. Seeing other people do stupid things makes me feel better for some reason

>>29943868
KNEEL BEFORE THE SPAGHETTI KING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWBG1GKn8A

>>29942861
NYPA

>>29943868
Yeah, but 5'1 and 278...I mean that's not "fat", that's getting intravenous fried chickens while you sleep at night.

>>29943874
I think my butthole just inhaled itself

>>29943874
What the hell was his question??

>>29943897
"What's your opinion over the fact that people on the internet portray your character as a rapist?"

>>29943904
He started talking about pinkie pie at the end there. It seems like he was going somewhere with that

>>29943915
He probably wanted to mention Cupcakes. Because apparently some people get off to telling others that the interenet has serious mental issues.

>>29943931
I feel bad for him. He probably had a good question but phrased it wrong because of his aspergers

>>29943931
I can understand that, sometimes at family gatherings I try to find ways to bring up stuff like the Illuminati and Shaye Saint John.

>>29943955
I know that feeling: internet is a wonderful place not because of the data in contains, but because its scope is so wide and varied that everyone manages to find someone who's WORSE than them.

It's cathartic: "well, ok, I'm kinda fucked, BUT NOT AS THOSE GUYS HERE."

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>>29943893
I did try to lose some of it. But I'd still be an shot little oompa loompa. So I gave up.

>>29943988
Don't lose hope, anon, it's never too late to drop some fat.

Try again, you can do it (or at least stop having roasted boar for breakfast).

>>29943988
Do you go to therapy at all? They will help you figure out whats causing you to eat too much and will give you helpful tools to combat it

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>>29944007
>or at least stop having roasted boar for breakfast
Actually, it's roasted horse.

>>29944049
>therapy
That's what this thread is for!

>>29944100
>That's what this thread is for!
Nobody on the internet can help you. Eating disorders are extremely complicated

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>>29944100
This is not going to help you lose weight. THIS IS NOW A /fit/ PONE THREAD.

>>29943874
>That sway.
Really makes the video.

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MOAR ENERGY

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>>29944126
Don't tell me what to do

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>>29944287
COME ON, DUDE! YOU CAN DO IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>>29944300
I'm not even that anon but you're making me want to start working out.

I dunno, 5'9'', about 170lb, should I?

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>>29944377
A tiny bit, maybe.

>>29943819
>5'1
>278lb
How is this physically possible? Literally mate you're probably wider than you are tall. Can you stand up under your own power? How could you move your hands to type that?

>>29943047
Like we wouldn't.

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>>29944377
>5'9" 170
Yes, you should. You're obese. Let my explain my amazing 100% guarantee patent-pending method of loosing weight to help you out:
>Don't eat anything for 1 day. Yes it will be very hard
>Fall asleep
>By the time you've woken up your stomach will have shrunk considerably
>Eat 1200cal max 2nd day
>Make sure you're hungry when you go to sleep
>Eat max 1000cal max but try to hover around 800 as best you can
>800cal diet for a week
>You'll feel sick if you don't space out your meals. Don't eat 700 cal for breakfast and then next to nothing all day.
>After a week go a little easy on yourself and allow 1000-1200 cal max
>Do that until you're not fat
tl;dr eat less fucking food you fat disgusting sad excuse of a man

>>29944449
Or maybe he could start riding a bike or something that wouldn't require starving himself?

>>29944449
But I like food.
>Eat nothing for a day
Easy
>Keep that up
That's the problem

Genuine question, can one exercise moderately and keep relatively fit while on a shit diet? Because if not, then I guess I have no choice, but if yes, I'll take that.
I have no interest being le /fit/ man of ebin muscle, in fact I have no problem with my current state, I'm just afraid is will only get worse with time and that's what I'd like to avoid.

>>29944459
>an average diet for a normal person is seen as starving yourself to obese people

>>29944468
>Genuine question, can one exercise moderately and keep relatively fit while on a shit diet
If you want to loose weight you have to go on a diet. That's it. Eat less fatty foods and less food in general. A 3 mile walk at a steady pace will burn maybe 200 calories, but if you then go back home and eat four hotpockets that walk did nothing for you.

>>29944523
That's the thing, I don't particularly want to lose a whole lot of weight. I just wanna make sure I don't become like that 300lb guy.

>>29944537
If you're fine the way you are, which I personally would absolutely not be, count how many calories you eat tomorrow. Don't alter your intake. If you don't already know for sure, eat like you normally do for a week or two and see if you gain weight. If you're not gaining weight, there you go, no need to worry. If you want the recommended sustainment "diet" shoot for 2000 cal per day. That'll likely keep you near your current state, or maybe you'll loose a couple pounds or something depending on how much you're eating now. Dieting and all this business varies person to person, so I can't really give you a 100% definite 'this will work', although just less food in general is better.

>>29943869
Or you could strive to be a better person?

>>29944604
When did we go from 2500 calories for an average male to 2000 calories? Who decided on this change?

>>29944523
The average person needs 2500 calories to maintain weight.

>>29944604
Sounds good

I think my problem is snacks. I'll eat three good meals, then come back later in the evening and grab a slice of two of bread with butter or a pack of crisps or something, making up a fourth meal for no reason

Anyway this is way off-topic from ponies now.

>>29944641
It's never been 2500 calories for an average male. 2000 is a sustainment diet. Also, the 'average male' in America is obese. The 'average' number of limbs people have globally is less than 4, etc.

>>29944641
Probably those who realised people don't do physical effort anymore.

t. office worker whose activities consist of walking up escalators then sitting in front of a computer all day

>>29944686
It's been 2500 for an average male, 2000 for an average female on every food packaging for years. But suddenly it's 2000 calories for everyone. It's bullshit.

>>29944750
>But suddenly it's 2000 calories for everyone. It's bullshit.
Why are you getting unironically mad that it's recommended, and let me stress that- it's a recommendation- that you should eat less?

Also once I again, I will repeat, 'average' means nothing. Some people metabolize food more quickly then some, digest food more quickly than some, have medical conditions that might mean they need to eat more even, etc. If a 5'8" healthy male adult ate 2500 each day he'd gain weight. "Average calorie diet for male/female" is bullshit within itself.

>>29944694
>not having a standing desk

what are you a pleb?

Seriously though, if you can get a standing desk, do it.
I have one in the office myself that can also be adjusted for sitting down. It really helps with back problems and posture.

>>29944794
I get mad when people change things without providing a good reason for it.

I'm legit autistic, that probably has to do with it.

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>>29944523
>1200 calories
>Normal
This isn't /fit/ advice, this is /fa/ anorexia general advice.

>trying to push someone into the deep end when they dont even know how to swim yet

fucking retards

>>29944831
I'm not saying that's what a normal amount of calories should be for sustainment. See the conversation above. 1200 calories is a diet, granted a hard one at first, but a diet.

>Inb4 webm with no dumps

So much for a cringe thread

>>29945008
Maybe if we called /fit/ over here they'd cringe at it.

>>29945013
More likely the other way around.

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Sometimes I come here and wonder if he's right.
Then he falseflags again

>>29943952
Now I'm not so sure on making my BABs17 video. Granted I'm good lookin, but there were some cringe/awkward parts that I dunno if I should show

>>29947094
Do it.
Just blur out your face if you're that worried

>>29943434
sure
so i am