Anon in Equus Quest

>>29939633
brink bleach try for chaos powers on next life

>>29939633
See if we are strong enough to reach up and detach our foot.

>>29939685
This. Literally. We know we're in a cartoon, just pop the foot off, fall, and pop it back on like Discord would.

>>29939685
You heard a ringing in your head, was that a voice? You chalk it up to being your conscious and try to reach and detach yourself and you do so finally and manage to drop to the ground a bit shakily.

You hear running water to the south, more condensed treeline to the east and a thinning treeline to the west.

>>29939699
find the river and follow it downstream until we find something.

>>29939699
Go to the river

>>29939703
You head forth following the sound of running water until you find a river the size that a canoe might traverse and follow it downstream.

You walk along the water edge as you watch fish swimming along the current, and you seen a very small hamlet in the distance, the buildings seemingly torn out of a renaissance fair.

>>29939722
I am tempted to catch some fish but we don't know if the stuff here is safe to eat. head to the hamlet.

>>29939722
Ignore the fish, make way for the hamlet
They could provide directions, food and shelter

>>29939722
Knock the door to the hamlet.

>>29939745
>>29939730
You proceed to the hamlet where you the local inhabitants, some strange looking pastel colored ponies going about their business.

One pony stallion is working the wood mill, another looks to be a peddler sitting by her cart, and a fisher pony is casting her fishing rod into the stream.

>>29939769
Wat hard then try to introduce yourself without spilling so much spaghetti that you put Olive Garden out of business

>>29939769
Proceed to the stallion at the wood mill, he will likely be level-headed and give good information and possibly shelter

>>29939769
maybe they speak English go say hello to one of them.

>>29939774
>>29939779

You approach the miller as he cuts a log, he is slightly surprised by you but maintained his composure. You say hello to him and he breathes a sigh.

"Thank Moon your not some kind of monster, what can I do you for creature?" He says politely.

>>29939800
Say hello and introduce ourselves. Tell him we just suddenly appeared on this land. It would be kind if he could tell us where we are.
He is taking the whole alien creature thing well so far.

>>29939808
You tell of your recent experience in the woods as he nods intently.

"Many creatures inhabit the Land of Trees so I am used to strange things. We live in a lumber rich kingdom blessed by the Earth Mother."

>>29939834
take a moment to shelve all current notions of social structure in favor of asking about the basics of their governments and beliefs while avoiding directly asking about religion

is it cheating to play if I'm a writefag?

>>29939834
Are we near a town from this hamlet? A blessed kingdom must have some nearby.

>>29939845
>>29939864

You inquire into their government and beliefs, to which he answers the best he can.

"We have a representative from each settlement act as member of the kings council. We believe in keeping everypony happy and prosperous, although we have a grudge against the land of Rivers and Lakes for invading for our wood."

"The town of ThorlbadThorlbad is nearby and is the farthest from the capital of New Eden."

>>29939875
Is there any possibility that we can work in exchange for food and shelter? We are unfamiliar with these lands, and this pony seems kind enough to point us to the right direction

>>29939875
Ask him how long a day is here.

>>29939918
You ask him for food and shelter in exchange for work to which he agrees, "Can you chop some wood, use the axe over there."

You see the wood cutters axe lying beside a large pile of small logs.

>>29939970
Start chopping the wood.

>>29939970
Stretch and get ready to use our axe.

>>29940003
You spend the afternoon splitting wood, the miller taking the occasional glance at you while he operates the saw.

The sun starts setting and he goes to start making food for tonight's dinner.

>>29940018
Keep chopping wood until you are told to stop.

>>29940018
Continue doing our hard work. He'll call us when it's finally time to stop. Throw a glance around. Is anyone staring at the strange new creature here?

>>29940045
You chop until near dusk when Miller tells you to wash up before you eat. You gather a small crows of fillies and colts watching the furless creature at work.

>>29940060

pet the/a filly/fillies

>>29940060
Wave to the kids, don't get to close or shit might happen

>>29940060
say hello to the children then go wash up.

>>29940076
>>29940082
You wave at the children who wave back as the watch you wash up and curiously follow at a distance until you get inside Miller's house, where you sit down as you are served some bread and fish.

>>29940134
thank the miller and eat the food.

>>29940145
You eat the slightly stale bread and devour the salted fish making sure to net bite down on any fish skeletons.

"Is there anything else you need, he asks.

>>29940171
Besides the bed we were promised, there is nothing else. Thank him for the amount of hospitality he has shown to a stranger.

>>29940195
This.

>>29940195
"No, it is no trouble at all, I enjoy having guests." He says cracking a smile for the first time.

>>29940204
You said there are many creatures in these parts. are any of them dangerous.

>>29940204
We never got his name did we? Ask him his name at least.

>>29940216
You inquire to what the dangerous beasts are about, and finally ask of him his name.

"It's just Mill nowadays, forgot my old one. And you should keep an eye out for Timberwolves or Stonewolves, even cockatrice."

>>29940727
Ask how he forgot his name.

>>29940751
"It's been years since I've been called it, think it was something Stream...Steady Stream?" he rubs his chin in thought.

>>29940794
Fair enough. if nobody ever refers to you by it it could get easy to forget. I think I will turn in for the night so I can be up bright and early tomorrow.

>>29940813
You go lay down upon a small bed legs hanging out the side as Steady lies in a cot. you slip into dreamland as visions fire and screams plague your dreams through the night.

>>29941214
You wake up in the middle of the night sweating from the nightmare

>>29942164
Relax, it was just a dream. Go out for a short walk to calm down.

>>29942404
This works.

>>29942860
>>29942404
You are first freightened but put it off as a dream and go outside for a moonlight stroll sitting by the river, a pair of golden eyes peers at you from the top of the inn simply watching.

>>29942903
Wave to the eyes.

>>29942923
>>29942923
You give a wave to the eyes as they blink a few times before a shadow wings around beside you. "How did you see in the pitch black?" The voice belonging to a bat winged horsed with a grey coat and black mane.

>>29943028
I could see your eyes. do the natives here not notice those?

>>29943071
This

>>29943071
"Oh damn, I was using my night vision. I'm a terrible spy...I mean uh..." She stammers nervously in her black jumpsuit.

>>29944745
What are you spying on. are you from the land of Rivers and Lakes?

>>29944754

"Eep...uh I...I'm from the King's Land to the south." She fidgets in place probably thinking of fleeing.

>>29944768
Interesting. the other lands seem to be named after places. I am new to this world. still I think I better turn you in. Sorry about this.

grab her.

>>29944819
You grab her as she shrieks, squirming under your grip, "Lemme go you...you thing!"

You caught Bat Pony!

>>29944858
Sorry about this, I have not really settled on where I am going to live in this strange land if I cannot find my way back home but so far this is the closest I have to a home so I have to protect it. If I decide rating you out was a mistake I will mount a rescue mission.

then shout as loud as you can that you caught a spy.

>>29944906
Stream and others ponies come out in surprise and they imprison her in a stockade made as the sun rises. The bat pony whimpers in place.

>>29944916
Quietly slip out of town while everybody is busy worrying about the spy. no point making a big fuss about us leaving. Head for that nearby town.

>>29944954
You pass along the road as the trees become symmetrical in a beautiful array before reaching Thorlbad where many races mill about, You see goats and donkeys among the mix but the general populace barely pays you any heed.

>>29944975
See if you can find any sort of government.

>>29945002
The town is controlled by a governor over the surrounding area and controls the Lumber Road to other Lands.

>>29945021
see if we can get a rundown of all the lands.

>>29945051
You find that the Land of Stone lies in the mountainous north, the Hill lands to the northeast, The Land of Rivers to the west, with the Kings, Dune, and land of Grass in the south.

>>29945070
Land of kings seems interesting. the only place not named after the terrain. Find out how long the journey would be.

>>29945086
It would take three days on the North-South Road.

>>29945098
Find out if there is any source of water on the route.

>>29945111
There were ponds, a few streams and even a lake near the road.

>>29945127
Then we shall depart.

>>29945137
Traveling on the great paved road, you ponder whether to seek company among the other travelers and traders also passed as you begin your journey.

>>29945137
Are you kidding? We still know too little of the land and have little in the ways of food, water, and coin.

>>29945127
Let's go get the bat out of the brocade and personally punish her with belly rubs brushies.

>>29945164
Fric I'm slow at this.

>>29945164
This. Again I was too slow.

>>29945164
You consider heading back to release that cute bat pony, maybe she'll be grateful?

>>29945179
Yes

>>29945179
Don't forget about the forced letting and belly rubs. Oh how she will suffer!

>>29945207
*petting

>>29945179
No lets not.

>>29945164
>We still know too little of the land and have little in the ways of food, water, and coin
we need to start somewhere and the land of kings seems like a good place.

>>29945218
With no money or food?

>>29945214
Why not?

>>29945207
You backtrack Oakton to where the bat is still locked up. "Wh-what do you want?" She asks, having been pelted with rotten food since you left.

>>29945225
I wanted to know why you were spying on us.

>>29945234
"Well...I was spying for the King about taking some land for the King's Land, and document what I saw or heard."

>>29945257
Why are the nations here so fragmented.

>>29945257
Pet her

>>29945270
"Mostly by geography and the fact that everypony wants to be in control of it all but it's seemingly impossible."

>>29945283
Why the hell would we do that.
>>29945287
Why is it called the kings land. Everything else is named after the geography of the area.

>>29945311
Because she's a tiny horse.

>>29945311
Because she's a qt.

>>29945311
"It used to be called the War Lands as it was once the sight of constant fighting for territory until the King conquered it and broke up larger nations into those of today."

>>29945346
Then why does the king now want the land back.

>>29945369
"He wants more land that are untouched by war and fresh with resources."

>>29945346
Pet her

>>29945388
But she may still be an enemy.
>>29945387
Tell her you will break her out if she helps you to the kings land but if it proves to be a mistake she will regret it.

>>29945398
So? Is she our enemy? If you say yes please state why.

>>29945406
Well we have not really chosen where we will live yet. Until then she may be an enemy.

>>29945418
I still don't see how letting translates to instant enemy of the land.

>>29945387
Let's go ask Mill what will happen to the spy.

>>29945433
*petting. Fucking dammit.

>>29945398
She agrees to the deal and release her from the stockade before she takes a quick dip to remove the filth on her body and comes back, her suit glistening and tight on her body.

"Well thank you, I'm Dusk Rise."

>>29945459
Ok then. Where have you hidden your supplys.
>>29945448
How about a comprimise. If she behaves we can pet her.

>>29945469
She leads you to an old tree, with a hollow hole where she pulls out a saddlebag. Containing bits, dried fruit and meat, and a dagger.

"You can keep my dagger, as a sign of trusting me."

>>29945514
Give her ear scritchies. Let's get her addicted to our magical petting.

>>29945469
Honestly I'm not giving this up.

>>29945514
Tear up a little. Thank you that means a lot to me.
Ok now we can pat her.

>>29945514
You eat meat? Tiny horses eat meat?

>>29945766
We already got served fish anon.

>>29945805
But I'm still shell shocked about it.

>>29945514
>her suit glistening and tight on her body.
Kinky. I didn't know you were into that stuff.

>>29945459
Well off to kings land

>>29945689
>>29945749
>>29946352

You thank her and pet her behind the ears to which she pants like a dog from your touch, "Oh buck...I've been itching there for weeks."

With Dusk in tow the tow of you set out for King's Land and possibly a new home. You do make a comment about ponies eating meat to Dusk, "Well some ponies do, but mostly fish."

>>29947071
Do they have rice here? might be nice to make some sushi

>>29947085
"The grass Land makes most of the grains in abundance." She answers.

>>29947215
I will have to make a visit some time then.
so how long have you been a spy?

>>29947237
Go back.

>>29947237
"A few years, mostly information gathering. Not much high brow stuff." She says sadly.

>>29947601
So how do think my chances are of ever finding my way home I just woke in a forest in this strange land.

>>29947687
"Maybe you'll find a way eventually... I'll root for you." She gives you a smile trying to cheer you up.

Bumb.

>>29947922
Thanks Dusk. So where should a strange creature from another land go when he gets to the kings land,

>>29948841
"The capital is full of opportunity and work. Even commoners can become important." She said as you passed into the King's Land.

>>29949180
Pick her up and put her on your shoulders. It'll be like some kind of, reverse piggy back ride or, something - I don't know. I think there's some irony in that.

>>29949193
She eeps as you set her up on your shoulders, she smiles after settling on your shoulders and let's out a giggle.

>>29949212
Find some basic info on the policies and life in each kingdom. We need to decide where we will live in the end.

>>29949212
We need work new best pony. Know anybody who'd need our help?

>>29949212
Strike a pose.

WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED

>>29951124

>>29951993

bubm

>>29949545
"Well the land of trees is the most peaceful but not much work besides hunting and woodcutting. Then there's the Land of Rivers with lots of trade and conflict happening. the Land of Stone is very mountainous and life can be rough up there but lots of mining can be done there. The Hill Lands are filled with tribal ponies and as are the Lands of Grass. The Dune land is the only way south to to other lands we don't contact much with."

>>29954291
Maybe I should travel to those unexplored lands.

>>29954291
Hey you wanna be room mates or something? I'm kind of a vagabond noe without a home or work.

>>29954362
With no food or guide, or do you mean as thinking out loud?

>>29954921
>>29954362
"Well i...I have to report my findings first. then maybe I can come along with you if that's okay."

>>29954940
Aight. Point the way it guess.

>>29954940
You know, there was once a grand Empire that's power recharged as far as the eye can see. However, grand as it might have been, it had eventually collapsed within itself due to its size and infighting.

Here's hoping your kingdom knows what it's doing, heh heh heh.

>>29954940
So we're in the Kingsland now. How long until we reach our destination?

>>29954940
Continuing from this>>29954998
Good luck trying to assimilate the Hill and Grass lands. Something tells me it's gonna be bloody.

>>29954940
Let's fuck her.

>>29954940
While she's on our shoulders, turn her around so we can eat her out through her suit.

Yeah I'm bored. I'm shitposting if you couldn't tell, through that would be welcoming if you used it.

>>29955012
>>29954998
"That's interesting. well we should be there by sundown today if we hurry." Dusk leads you down the paved road throughout day graced by fair weather until you see a great walled city at least a hundred feet tall built on a high hill with an outer city. Dusk heads to report in leaving you at the outside town of the city as races of every kind comingle.

>>29955441
What's preventing us from following her?

Idea. Grab a stranger and put the on your head. Tell them to be cool and that you have a plan. Proceed to find Dusk.

>>29955459
I was missing an "m". Put "them" on your head.

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>>29955441
Oh look at all the cute creatures here.

>>29955441
Offer petting / massaging services for bits. We have magic hands.

Check the quality of the knife she gave us.

>>29955441
If there a fighters guild?

>>29955459
>>29955493
You look upon the dagger made of black iron and well made. You offfer maseuse services and earn some bits from your magic hands.

You see some shops, an inn, and some performers in a plaza plying their tricks which look interesting enough from knife throwers to fire breathers.

>>29955441
Show these uncultured and uneducated plebians the power of highsr education.

Let's find someplace to start a lecture on calculus. Or maybe find someone to teach us magic.

>>29955537
Go ask around for some skub.

>>29955537
Go look for a brothel or a bordello. Our magic hands could be used for the more, intimate kind of massages~
But this would be strictly professional.

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>>29955537
Dazzle everyone with our exotic musculature.

>>29955540
You find an old unicorn stallion Relic he is called and you ask to learn magic to which he agrees for a small fee and he shows you basic applications for it such as telekinesis and how to cause a small fire or shock.

You become a Poor Magician but this may only improve with practice and training.

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>>29955577
As a pro-arsonist, i suggest we practice thw fire magic until Dusk returns.

Can the unicorn teach us how to cast fist?

>>29955577
Offer the old stallion a sensual massage.

>>29955577
Stroke his horn.

>>29955589
>>29955603
>>29955596

You give the elderly stallion a sensual massage petting his sensitive horn as he lets out a moan. "Oh my your good. Here let me show you something to further your training." He shows you how to focus fire into a projectile and fire it but you notice that casting magic can sap your strength and leave a headache if used too much.

>>29955615
Offer to rent a room from a nearby inn so we can give him the full service in privacy. Horn rubbing, belly rubs, scritchy scratchies, ear scratchies, mane petting. The works.
In exchange he will teach us more of their magics at a later time.

We are the cuddlemancer.

>>29955615
Don't forget to say no homo.

>>29955637
Relics agrees to this arrangement excitedly and goes to teach another unicorn who came inside the tent as you step outside. The inn and shops and even a few guilds line the streets, the quality of establishments increasing as they get closer to the high walls.

>>29955669
Nice dubs.
Did we make an agreement as to when or where we would meet up after our bat fren would return?
Can we apply for a job application at a bordello? We could even double as a body guard. I'm thinking this as a part time job if we're free and want to make some cash if we're ever in town again.Thats a fancy name for a whore house.

>>29955710
You find work at a nicer looking bordello where your unique services are accepted as you massage a few ponies seeking your magic touch. A small filly approaches and informs you that an inn room has been payed for at Crowned Stallion Inn where Dusk was waiting.

>>29955734
Alright. Let's go service her.
Dusk I mean. Well, unless the filly has the bits for our services. It's not like we do anything devious to anyone.

>>29955734
Lets brag too Dusk about our jerb. I bet wr make more muny then her.

>>29955734
Can we buy some body lotions, oils, and scented candles?

>>29955776
>>29955772
>>29955754
You get some items to enhance your services and head to the inn and see Dusk sitting on the bed, "Hey my commander said I could accompany you on your adventure. "

>>29955806
Cool. Say would you like a massage?

>>29955806
Offer massage.

>>29955820
"Massage? Um...I guess. " She reveals a blush. and goes to lie down.

>>29955848
Peal the tight black suit from her supple body and get started. Pour a generous amount of oil on her body. Make sure it gets in her coat.

>>29955848
Yep. Perfectly platonic.
Ask if she has a coltfriend. Gotta know how much touchy is allowed if she has a touchy coltfriend that doesn't like others touching his mare.

You remove her suit and apply a generous amount to her coat rubbing in to an almost lather as she coos at this feeling.

>>29955912
Get some Deep tissue massages in there. Don't be afraid to get in there between the legs, though I guess we should warn or ask if if that's alright. Don't want to freak out our only friend.

You massage deep and hard as she pants and warn her when you get between her legs as she blushes fiercely from your touch.

>>29955977
Keep at it.

Hey QM. What did you start this quest thread?

>>29955986
>>29955986
You continue your work thoroughly working her muscles and body through the hour as she became completely lax.

>>29956073
Get to work on her flanks, legs and wings. She still awake?

>>29956073
Satisfied with our massage so far? More petting to a happy Dusk!

>>29956111
>>29956106
she coos as you work her flanks and wings as she makes a series of cute little bat noises whilst you massage her, "This is so bucking good.." she lets out a sigh.

>>29956140
I am a master in the art of pettings. Behold! This is my art! My hands are the brush and paint, and your body is the canvas.

>>29956140
You know, you make some pretty cute noises when I do this. Though, that's not surprising from somepony as cute as you.

>>29956140
You get the friend discount so that'll be 50 bits.
Kidding!

>>29956140
take your hands away from her oily body and see if you have enough control of your fire magic to warm up your hands without anything catching fire. That should improve the quality of our rubbingjutsu.

>>29956155
>>29956153
>>29956149
She laughs and blushes at your jokes and thanks you for the massage. you feel and know that the two of you have grown closer as friends.

>>29956177
Does she want us to keep going or is she good?

>>29956177
Ask if she has a boyfriend.

>>29956177
Is there only a single bed? Will we forced to share one?

>>29956212
>>29956208
>>29956196
"No I don't have a coltfriend. I can just lay down on the floor, I brought a bed roll." She says with a blush.

>>29956231
Noooo. We must cuddle the cute poner. Don't fight it.

No more tears, only dreams.

>>29956231
Nonesense! There's nothing wrong with sharing a bed her! Apologize for what what that town did to her. We had no idea they would treat her so harshly.

>>29956260
Well she is a spy, so that was kind of reasonable. At least they didn't put her head on the chopping block. yet

>>29956231
Strip to our briefs.

Oh wow looks like I missed a lot while sleeping. Better get reading.

>>29954923
>or do you mean as thinking out loud?
Yeah I meant that.

>>29956260
>harsly.
Jeez dude they just put her in some stockades the fuck did you expect.

>>29956231
Alright then.

>>29956231
Wanna fuck?

>>29956527
No don't seduce her yet.

>>29956573
I wouldn't say its seducing her. It's a very blunt question that only has two answers.

>>29956720
Too blunt there. We don't want to scare her off.

>>29956946
agreed.

Whip your dick out and fuck her gently bump

>>29958040
Soon... bump

>>29958755

>>29956231
Pop a stiffy when we fall asleep.

>>29956231
You insist that you were sorry for what happened and she could share the bed to which she agreed as you became big spoon as you slept.

Morning soon comes around as light comes in the room, Dusk was already dressed.

>>29960374
ask her if there is anything we need to do before we leave. Is there some organisation I should go to to announce my existince considering I come from another world

>>29960454
This

>>29960454
"Not really. We got many strange creatures coming and going all the time."

>>29960719
Very well then allow us to set off on our journy.

>>29960719
You mean I'm not special? Very well, let'sget going.

>>29960719
Time to go on an adventure. Let me buy some gear with my massaging money.

>>29960745
>>29960749
I find it hard to believe two different anons say "very well" in two consecutive posts.

>>29960719
Let's go get a backpack, some maps, uh tailored armor I guess, our own supply of food and water, compass, rope, basic toiletries and soap, pocket sand, gauntlets, a weapon.

Wow. It might take the whole day to get all the things we need.

>>29960719
>>29961314
Hold on I thought of more stuff to add:

A Masseuse's Guide, random magic doo dads, visit the dry cleaners to wash your suit, go to the tailors so you can get a set of plain clothes, steel wire.

>>29961314
Complete coincidence in saying "very well". I didn't even notice myself typing the exact same thing until it was too late. No need to worry about samefagging.

>>29961330
I only worry about samefagging if the posts have too many grammatical errors.

>>29960719
Already dressed in her tight suit MMMMMMMM

Well. The QM is a lazy shit. Gonna stop bumping now until they say something.

>>29960719
At this point she notices our morning wood and blushes, but we have no idea why is she so red

>>29961356
Pllease for the love of fuck stop this iFag meme.
>>29961314
Eh, it is a fairly common phrase.

>>29960719
Nigga, we gotta stock up on some magic items.
At least some rope.
You can't fucking quest without rope.

>>29964868
I doubt we have enough money to buy a bunch of magic shit but yes seconding rope.

>>29964906
Didn't we make some cash?

QM, we need a inventory check when you get back.

>>29964917
The QM is gone guy. Let the thread die.

>>29966240
Has not been gone for very long at all anon.

>>29966497
No, but he's rude and never announces when he'll stop for the day and return later.

Bimp

>>29961314
You and Dusk head to the market to gather supplies and equipment. getting some rations and non perishables, rope, a pair of gaintlets, a gladius, a local map, and some pieces of armor you managed to get pieced together. covering your stomach, shins, and shoulders.

>>29967618
Check how many bits we have left.

>>29967623
You have about 23...24 bits. About two nights at inn with a drpink or two.

>>29967803
How much did all the stuff we brought cost us?

about 140 bits.

>>29967823
Alright lets head off

>>29967823
Off we go.

>>29968088
You head off to the Savarn Plains south of the capital where many a ruin lie abandoned meaning that an even greater civilization flourished here once upon a time.

>>29968143
Do we see or meet anything or anyone on our trek to the Savarn Plain, or do we continue there unhindered with no distractions?

>>29968143
Ask Dark about the Savarn Plains and how long it would take to reach our destination.

Idle make a ball of fire in your hand to practice your magic.

>>29968231
*ask Dusk

>>29968231
>>29968155
You see many guards, travelers, and peddlers on the road as you find a ruin that hasn't been picked for at least a few years as you form a fireball in your hand.

A tall scaled creature clothed in robes and of slim figure admires the architecture, "Looks like a wyrm from him being wingless." Dusk says.

>>29968362
Sneak up behind it and grope it. Eh bb, how you doin?

>>29968362
Is it tall my pony standards or is it taller then us?

>>29968362
Roll a d20 for seduction.

>>29968431
>>29968389
After groping the lesser dragon he shrieks at your touch and looks at you shyly. The blue scaled dragon was about as tall as you and had a satchel on his side, "uh... hello sir and madam."

Rolled: 10

>>29968467
Ey babe. What're you doin out here? Admiring the ruins?

>>29968467
Hello sir, would you like a massage? I'll charge you 10 bits by the hour. That's a good deal.

>>29968474
"Um...yes I am, I'm studying them for the Academy." he blushes at being called babe.

>>29968467
Why are you interested in the ruins?

>>29968506
Academy of.....?

So you gonna enter the ruins?

>>29968506
Would Dusk like her dagger back now that we have our own weapon?

>>29968582
>>29968532
>>29968509
"Academy of Alkamina, to the west of the capital. I do plan on entering, my bodyguard Gunnaver is already inside clearing it out of dangers."

Dusk takes her dagger back strapping it to her side.

>>29968626
Neat. Mind of we or just myself take a peek inside?

>>29968639
"No, not at all." He says marking in his journal.

>>29969053
Take Dusk inside, but slap babes ass first.

>>29969053
Does Dusk want to come inside with us, or would she rather stay out side.

>>29969065
Which ass :^) ?

>>29969081
>Which ass :^) ?
Good point, slap Dusk's. If she gets insulted play it off as a sports-esque ass slap. To get pumped.

Also, how much of a qt is Dusk?

>>29969106
"In my country, ass slapping is a good thing."

>>29969106
>>29969081
You slap Dusk on the rump as she squeaks, blushing furiously but says nothing being a bit shy.

Once inside the main room diverges to a way forward down a large hallway and one to the right.

>>29969145
lets take the one to the right. Make a fireball if it's too dark for out eyes.

>>29969163
>>29969145
fireball both, and then pick

>>29969167
But if you fireball both hands, we won't have a free hand to use.

>>29969185
There's someone in here already clearing out potential baddies. We should be fine.

Unless you're trying to smack that plot again.

>>29969190
No. It's just nice to have a free hand available. Plus having two fireballs would drain you faster.

>>29969206
Fine, but then since Dusk is a batpone, can she use some night vision bullshit to see down the left? Then we choose?

>>29969218
>Once inside the main room diverges to a way forward down a large hallway and one to the right.
>diverges to a way forward
>and one to the right
Fuck are you talking about going to the left? We're going to the right since going forwards seems like it'll lead deeper inside this place.

>>29969218
Why are you asking me if she has night vision?

>>29969163
Turning right you proceed into a small crypt where the long dead have been buried. Fireball in hand you see corpses on the floor and bones as well as a sarcophagi looking chest across the room.

Current Talent Rank
Anon:
1 Body
2 Social
2 Utility

Dusk:
1 Body
1 Social
3Utility

>>29969237
Flirt with the corpses in case they are animated corpses pretending to be dead.

Ey gurl. Are your legs tired…because you’ve been shambling through my mind since you came in.

>>29969237
Why are the corpses on the floor? Did the Drake's assistant take care of them? Any signs of a fight?

>>29969237
Reposition the bones. Make a new skeleo-creature of your own design. Like legos.

>>29969278
but that's disrespectful.

>>29969267
>>29969257
After making a lewd joke and a laugh from Dusk you investigate the scene and find that some are drawing the smallest of breathes yet their hearts are still. They appear to be have been removed from their tombs, a graverobber was here once upon a time.

>>29969287
With the help of Dusk, if she's not too grossed out, put them back in their tombs.
When finished, chant loudly, the ancient human rite of sealing. Which you just happened to come up with on the spot.

>>29969287
Poke a corpse and ask what happened.

>>29969287
slap one of their asses.

>>29969287
Welp. Let's return to the main room and go down the way that leads further into the tomb.

I can Imagine the undead to be super horny. years upon years passing by with no booty call.

>>29969304
With slight disgust she helps return them to their tombs an undisturbed skeletal corpse on a small throne clutching an old rusted scabbard extends its arm, "For the deads honor we bequeath. "

>>29969351
AYYYYY we gonna get some loot nigga

>>29969351
thanks senpai

>>29969351
Take whatever he's offering, and then give him a fistbump.

>>29969351
Flirt with the undead.
See if you Gladius fits in its scabbard. giggity

>>29969372
You take the old sword from the undead warrior before the lights in his eyes go out. The Longsword had a red dyed handle, a golden pommel, silver guard, and a long slender blade.

Saint Sword was taken.

>>29969351
Bow and wait to see what he gives us.

>>29969414
This

>>29969410
Throw your old shitty weapon at Dusk, yelling "FOR YOU"
Then proceed to swing your new swag sword around like a madman.

>>29969410
Time to check out the other way.
Dual wields swords like in those animes.

>>29969410
We may as well leave now. We do not want to get in the scientists way to much.

>>29969447
What scientist? There's like, only two other people at the ruins.

>>29969463
the scholar then.

>>29969522
Why do we care if we're in his way or not? What if his guard is in trouble or dead?

Now, tell me. How do you think, in what way we are in his way? Are you really ok with leaving his guard to desecrate this tomb?

>>29969522
Plus thing about the loot.

>>29969552

>>29969539
Heading down the central pathway, you find a griffon wielding a very large sword being beset by a dozen or so skeletal ponies.

>>29970764
Watch and lazily ask if he needs help or something.
My thoughts: the Skelton that was on the throne gave us t

>>29970764
>>29970779
-the saint sword for outing the corpses back into their crypts. That must mean what we did was a good deed, and this gryphon is probably doing something bad. I say we hide and see where this goes, and quietly ask Dusk what she thinks we should do.

>>29970764
Kill the skeletons then put the corpses back where they belong again.

>>29970764
Oh my god. What a faggot. A gryhpon with a great sword can't take care of undead horses that probably weigh a quarter of their original weight and as tall as our knees. What a pussy.

>>29970796
You watch him smash the skeletons with ease as he loots bits of armor and coin from the dead, "Gods what slim pickings." He yawns before noticing you, "Enjoy the show?"

>>29971435
Sup faggot. What're you doin?

>>29971435
Why the fuck would people leave money for the dead?

Hey what do you think about my sword?

>>29971435
Put the corpses back where they belong again.
We shall become anon restorer of corpses.

>>29971435
So what was up with the undead?

>>29971454
You put back the corpses or what's left the best you can and then show him your saint, "Ey, that's the sword ofSaint Roan, thought it was melted down?"

>>29971484
Maybe it was restored magicly. It was a gift for a good deed.

>>29971484
Who?

>>29971484
If we used our magic to heat up the Gladius, would it burn us of we tried holding it?

>>29971491
"Maybe, well I'm gonna go get my protectee." He departs leaving you and Dusk.

"What a disrespectful bird?" Dusk states.

>>29971519
Bit of a jerk yeah.
I suppose we best get going.

>>29971519
Is he out of hearing range?

Whisper to Dusk and ask her if she thinks we should kill him and blame it on the undead?

>>29971546
"What? Isn't that a little too far?" She says nervously.

>>29971580
That seems pointless.
>>29971589
Yeah it was a fit of idiocy on my part. Lets get going.

>>29971589
Yeah, sorry. I just hate how he disrespects the dead. Let's just go.

>>29971607
Pointless? Guy just desecrated several. Closes. It is justice.

>>29971589
What?

>>29971630
I am pretty sure they attacked him first.

>>29971607
You leave the tomb behind and exit as the Drake and Gunnaver head back in.

"Hey Anon, we can go try some vigilante justice and go looking for bandits or maybe hunt some monsters?"

>>29971653
Sure. Idea. Next time we pass by a merchant we'll buy you a sexy dress. You'll act as bait while a lurk behind you.

>>29971653
Sure why not. Monsters sound good.

>>29971666
Going to have to veto that last part. That'll just creep her out.

>>29971653
Slap the drakes ass, while we leave. Maybe even get a little squeeze in there.

>>29971683
Are you daft? Nothing attract a bandit more then a cute mare in lingerie. She'll be a bandit magnet.

>>29971683
You know we could just ask her. If she doesn't like the idea then she's free to shoot it down.

>>29971700
You suggest the idea causing her to blush before she agrees to your idea.

>>29971752
Well monsters for now. We can pick up a dress in the next town.

>>29971752
>>29971683
What did I tell you anon? What did I tell you?

Operation ambush some bandits is a go go.

>>29971752
So do we meet any more people on our way to the Savarn Plains?

>>29971784
Stop rushing it anon. We only just left the tomb.

I wonder whats stopping any of us from hijacking this little cyoa.

>>29972140
The qm is still running.

>>29972193
And if it turns out I'm a better qm?

>>29972202
Just give the current guy a fucking chance.

>>29972390

>>29971757
You and Dusk go on the prowl as you see a couple of Timberwolves feasting on a carcass.

"Think we can take em?" Dusk asks with her dagger at the ready.

>>29973949
I dunno I am not from here. what do they do?

>>29974018
*what can they do.

>>29973949
Light a fire ball.
"Duuurrrrr. I don't know. Maybe?"
Let's test out the Saint Sword on these things. What kind of carcass are they feasting on?

>>29973949
Are those dogs made of wood?

>>29974018
>>29974649
"Yes they are let's get em!" Dusk springs forth crushing one as you use fireball in conjunction with the Saint Sword as you cleave through with your blazing sword.

>>29975919
Heh, I expected these timberwolves to be a bigger challenge. Destroy them all.

>>29975919
>>29975988
And use their babies as kindle.

>>29975919
When you say "blazing sword," is it exuding fire or is it a heated sword that's so hot that the blade is glowing white or red?

>>29975988
The sword was aflame and you use their corpses as kindling, no wolf pups in sight.

>>29976925
Ask Dusk what the point of that was.

>>29976925
Can we inspect the carcass for loot?

>>29977193

>>29978762

>>29979536

>>29980548

>>29977112
"Just to see how well you could fight." She says honestly.

>>29981995
Fair enough. Let us continue moving then.

>6 days late.
>Still inb4 some creepy rape fantasy shit.

>>29982158

>>29982982

>>29984161