Applejack Thread

>>29939422
Who?

>>29939430
Granny Smith

>>29939422
Would attempt to breed

Guys I have a problem... Applejack is my waifu and I love her dearly but I... I'm with a real girl now... not only that, I think I like twilight more.... even maud, moondancer, and coco are catching my eye more than AJ has.... What is wrong with me?... why can't I love her like I used to? I haven't slept with my plush of her in ages! Now all I ever think about is my real girlfriend and I admire other mares while ignoring my Applejack....

>>29939581
You're graduating!

>>29939581
no one cares lol

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>>29939581
You are an unloyal cuck who never deserved her

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>>29940008
>>29940013
>>29940139

>>29939450
Granny Smith's hot granddaughter.

>ywn drink her "cider"

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>>29940160
this any better?

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>>29940334
>tumblr
>anthro
off yourself

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>>29940139
>>29940013
>>29940008

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>>29939430
Apple thicc

>>29939587
This

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>>29939430
nice meme boyo

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nothing beats a big juicy apple

>This much autism over a bg pony
You fucks never cease to amaze me.

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>>29941877

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apple poner

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>>29939422
W-what were they thinking

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Appul hoers a cute

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>>29940718

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>>29940718

I feel bad because I haven't drawn my waifu in ages
Give me some requests for me to draw

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>>29946599

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>>29940718

>>29946599
AJ chugging zap apple jam from the jar.

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applebutt <3

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>>29946936

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>>29947240

>>29946599
sexy waitress pls

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big apple butt

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>>29947384
Nice.

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>>29948874

Steve1989: 'This pone is wholesome, robust, and nice! '

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Name me some good Apple episodes. Not necessarily ones about her, but when she's great.
I'm not an applefag but I do love me some Applejack once in a while.

>>29949190
Bats!

>>29939422
I have no idea how would AJ call my dick.
I thought of pecker, and then there'd be granny's one eyed snake
mudponies are silly

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apples are lewd af

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>>29949190
Apple family reunion. Turning a big disappointment into the best things that happened. Or you could go with 'Somepony to watch over me'. Shows how much Applebloom underestimates her big sis Applejack.

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>>29949190
Look Before You Sleep and The Mane Attraction

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>>29949251
if they don't make her the fucking tin-man in the next Halloween episode I swear to God

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>>29947384
Fucking noice, thanks anon.

https://discord.gg/Q42FMGK

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>>29948386
New minis toy for Applejack was cute

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>>29950644
That's a thick apple.

>>29951622
>rape

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>>29948923

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>>29949878
I really don't like cptpudgemuffin's draws for some reason. Maybe I just don't like pixie cuts?

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>>29951965
and how does this make you feel?

>>29951965
maybe you don't like cats

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>>29952896

>>29952022
I hate cats and so does AJ

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>>29950644
das a cute thanks senpai

>>29953751
That's because you have taste. Cats are fucking awful.

>>29943902
>Rape

>>29956808
>Her face when those aren't freckles

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>>29956808
Is that a collar?

>>29941474
I wish ponies were that size.

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>>29958005
They are

>>29959697
I-it's so big.....
I calculated the weight before, your pone waifu would weigh about 200 pounds.

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>>29959753
>She will never sit on your face

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>>29959697
no.

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>>29959753
Perfect for 4hooves squats

>>29939422
>breed hip

>>29962120

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>>29962120
Of course she has breeding hips, her genetics are tailor made to try and birth as many foals as possible to make farm work easier.

>>29946936
>>29947240
>>29947384
ITS NO A DRINK
ITS A JAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29948916
>>29940364
the show ponies are anthropomorphized because they can talk

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>>29948916

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>>29963096
>it's a "little ponies are anthro/no they're not" thread

>>29963343
they possess human qualities so are therefore anthropomorphized by definition

>>29963379
>"But they're not shaped like human beings, with fingers and toes and a bipedal posture and such, so they're not 'anthro' in the sense commonly accepted by the furry community and therefore the 4chan moderation team," he said, as the specter of the eternal recurrence loomed over him, "and that's what actually matters here and everywhere else on the Internet."

>>29963290
>human
>fine

You will burn in hell for this. Violent death upon you.

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>>29963458
>not liking humanized AJ

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>>29963471
How can you say you love her if you won't love her in all her forms?

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>>29963512
Who knows?

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>>29963084
Fuck the system, I'll chug my jam if I want to.

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silly pony

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>>29967299
appul dub

Appuls a qt

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page 10 is no place for a pony

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For the honor

Saved.

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>>29976352
Or did you?

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hngg

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It saddens me how other waifu threads has more actual discussions than Appul thread
I don't like Appul thread just being a page 10 image dump

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>>29981564
Well, is there anything you'd like to talk about?

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>>29982345
Well, then let's talk about upcoming Applejack episode
Looks like it's gonna be another Rarijack episode
And I'm looking forward to it

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>>29939552

>muscular flanks from all that hard work
>a fine layer of fat from Granny's homecooking to round out those edges.

God I want to witness the flex and jiggle while she operates machinery.

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>>29984057
Don't stand behind her for too long, she bucks.

>>29982477
the last raryJack episode was really neat but i don't think this one will give us something to be excited about
i personally think S7 is shit and seeing how poorly Flutters and Ponka are handeled in the latest episodes i have serious concernes about AJs appearance

>>29981564
it would help if you'd start a real thread not those
>"Applejack Thread"
follod by your 5 favorite pictures
as for content, we had a shit load of that
but since no one takes the responsebility of creating a thread with pastbins linked in the OP and all that jazz you can't really know about it

half assed threads tend to be shit

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>>29945356
PILLOW
PILLOW

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>>29986443
I think we have someone who has a pastebin, but I don't know if it has been updated.

>>29988536
>when the zap apple seed extract kicks in

>>29982477
>Another Rarijack episode
When was the last time we got a Appledash episode, or a Flutterjack episode, or a Twijack episode where Twilight actually interacted with AJ?

>>29989644
>a Flutterjack episode
That would be interesting.

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>>29989644
>>29990276
We had that last season

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would you help give her a nice relaxing bath after a hard day's work?

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>>29992933
Of course I would. I'd even wash behind her ears.

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>>29992933
Of course I would. A clean work horse is a happy work horse before she works again in the morning.

>>29940008
>Ah' can feel that thing pressin' against me, ya know....

Too big to post. https://derpibooru.org/1427189?q=applejack

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>>30002038
Comfy.

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This thread needs more Apple green, post 'em if you've got 'em
https://pastebin.com/WZzCgGBk

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>>30002857
Sure.

https://pastebin.com/HAh77nG6

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What do you listen to Applefags.

>>30002857
https://pastebin.com/dm2fU3aw
>>30005555
Music is bad and people who like it are untrustworthy.
checked

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>>30005834
But that's heresy.

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>>30002857
https://pastebin.com/grQsbDr0

https://pastebin.com/3rykZGEX

>>29991678
ready4appuls.gif

>>30007185
>"BAHAHA, THE BIG PONY AM WINNING AGAIN!"
>"AH AM THE GREETEST!"
>"NOW AH AM LEAVIN' THE FARM, FOR NO RAISIN!"

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https://pastebin.com/nBMGZqi5 green for the heretical.

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I'm not the only one who likes country here right?

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>>30016367
Music, you mean? Definitely not the only one.

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>>30016367
I don't care for modern country, but I like older country. More twangy stuff

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>>30017367
I agree with this guy, but I also listen to a few modern pieces from time to time.
Here's my favorite modern country song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s87wYA2el4

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>>30017367
Same. Too bad most people only want to hear honky-tonk now a days though.

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>>29963471
trapplejack with those muscles wtf amirite

>>30018980
Was it slavery?

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>>30018989
Yes, but it was better for everyone that way.

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>>30019047
I know what you did there anon, and I have no problems with it

Applejack is a filthy half-pear-blood

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>>30022643
Sleep tight poner, you've earned it.

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>>30018989

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>There it is...
>Kismet's spire.
>You are Applejack, a humble earth pony mare who set out on a long journey to find this very mountain some weeks ago.
>And finally... You have succeeded.
>Ever since your friend Twilight told you about this rock formation shrouded in mystery after a long night full of alcohol and dance, it never left your mind.
>Why?
>For one simple reason:
>It is stated that it has the power to fulfil any wish. Anything that a pony could ever dream of lies inside of it. One just has trudge through its very core and find whatever has the power to grant these wishes.
>Usually you aren't a pony that just abandons her family and risks her very life for some myth that could turn out to be just that, but...
>Something about this rock mass and the way your friend described it, just spoke to you and fascinated you deeply.
>Like this is your destiny... Your fate.
>So you began to make provisions the day after and set forth four days later after a hasty explanation to your family.
>They weren't happy... But they understood. And that was good enough for you.
>You didn't tell them what you are going to wish for if this myth turns out to be true, but you know that they surely have a hunch.
>No earthly riches, nor the love of your life or even power.
>No...
>Your life may be humble and simple, but it is more than enough for you.
>The orchard, your family, your friends... You need nothing else.
>Well... Perhaps a stallion to have kids and a family of your own with in a few years... That is something you don't need a wish for, though.
>But there is something you yearned for nearly twelve years now...
>Hopefully this won't be all in vain.
>You take a deep breath and stare once more at the fiercely glowing likeness of your cutie mark.
>This has to mean something, hasn't it?
>Why else would the mountain take such a familiar image then?

>More than once you had to fear for your life and fight for the continuation of it.
>Several scars that now adorn your former more or less blemish-free body are testament for that.
>Especially the one that graces your right side for roughly two weeks now... A diamond dog bandit's last gift to you.
>Thanks to your quick reflexes and the paranoia you learned to love and embrace on your lonely trip, you were able to drive him off before he could do any greater damage to you.
>It's just a small cut... That's what you said to yourself over and over again and will countless times more, even if couldn't be further away from the truth.
>You will just get it healed once you are back home... Yeah...
>The pain isn't too bad, especially after you had the chance to properly clean and bandage it, but you don't like how quickly it stopped bleeding and started to suppurate.
>His blade must have been poisoned, or dirty, or both or something... In addition to being jagged as a saw.
>But this doesn't matter right now.
>What matters is that you finally have made it.
>And you have wasted enough time as it is already.
>Focusing your gaze on the nearest entrance to the caves, you take one last deep breath and begin to trot towards it, ignoring the pain that ripples through your body with each step you take.
>The ground beneath you is uneven, almost uncomfortably warm and littered with sharp, rocky splinters that you have to carefully avoid lest you damage your hooves even further than they already are.
>Rarity would breathe fire and brimstone at you, if she could she the state they are in right now...
>Luckily, you are used to walk and work with hurting and bruised hooves, so you are able to make relatively fast progress and reach the entrance of the caves in a reasonable time.
>Well... Reasonable for an injured earth pony like you.

>Sometimes you wish you could fly... It would make so many things so much easier.
>Including this damned journey...
>Once you stand before the orange shining gateway to the innards of this mountain, you take a final look at the dim sun in the sky, shoot it a weak smile and then begin to make your way in.
>Who knows if you ever see it again.
>It was already hot outside of the caverns, but now it is nearly unbearable.
>The stream of molten earth that started to flow besides you a few metres after you've entered the cave emits an immense ardour that you can't avoid no matter how much you try to distance yourself from it.
>At least this fire takes your mind off the one that burns in your side.
>Breathing is... Excruciating, but necessary. The cooking gas cocktail may be full of deadly fumes and sears your lungs, but it also provides you with the oxygen you need to advance.
>It makes you feel a bit drowsy though... Hopefully you won't have to endure much more of it.
>The scenery is kinda beautiful however.
>Stalagmites of different sizes and forms adorn the cave's ceiling and are tinted in lovely shades of red and orange by the river of lava.
>Many gemstone veins are embedded into the cave's walls and give it a somewhat homey feeling.
>They kind of remind you of the cellar Rarity keeps her more expensive wines in, since it is decorated in a similar way.
“C- * cough* Celestia...”, you spit and circumvent a small patch of lava in front of you.
>If you would have a bigger fireplace, you would commission a painting of this imagery to hang it over it... Sadly, you don't have one and will just have to keep this image in your mind to relish it whenever you feel like remembering it.
>Though, you think there won't be ever a need to.
“Hach...”
>The path is straight and luckily without too many obstacles that you have to dodge, so you are able to make good progress.

>And so it doesn't take you long to reach a somewhat large and round chamber, containing a small peninsula surrounded by molten stone.
>You come to a halt and sit down on your singed haunches to take a look through it.
>Nothing much except for the things you already have seen embellishes it...
>But oh boy... Did they ever increase in size.
>Stalagmites the size of your barn are hanging from the ceiling and massive veins of what seem to be diamonds encrust the rocky walls and give it an almost otherworldly beauty.
>Now you regret not bringing a pickaxe or some magical explosive shards with you... Even if money doesn't mean too much to you, a bit extra on the side never hurt anypony.
>No use crying over things you can't change though...
>So you look what else there is.
“Mmhh...”
>The molten stream flows into a blazing lake where your gaze finds an obsidian pedestal standing on the basaltic shores of the lonely peninsula.
>Is this it?
>Getting up again and drawing closer to the plinth, you notice that a bony looking stone sits on it.
>It's appearance is creepy since it reminds you a lot of a skull, but some strange force just lets you slowly and steadily approach it. Despite your mind screaming at you to turn back.
>But you have come too far already to give up now...
>And that what drove you to find whatever this is in the first place doesn't allow for anything else than to continue.
>You reach the osseous rock and take it into your shaky hooves, probing and examining it from all sides.
>It's texture is alien... Rough, yet smooth and eerily cold to the touch. Almost as it exists on a whole other plane of existence than this hellish one.
>But nothing is happening... Is that really it? All this hardship and pain for this?
>Even if the stone itself is worth something, that is not what you were looking for.
“No...”

>Desperately you begin to look for a switch, a trigger or anything else that could activate this darned thing.
>But to no avail... No matter what you do, or at what angle you look at it, it is just a weird looking stone.
>An overwhelming sense of anger starts to stir up in your guts.
>That can't be... No...
>You were sure that this just had to be to true...
>But it seems like it was too good to be true after all.
“Aaargh!”
>Enraged and frustrated, you throw the rock to the ground where it impacts with a satisfying cracking sound.
“Celestia be damned! Why?!”, you yell and stomp at it.
>You were so sure! So bucking sure! And in the end it was all for nothing!
>All the pain, all the struggle, all the wounds...
>Your wounds...
>There is no way you would be able to make it back with that festering gash on your side. You had severe troubles to get to this damn place with it.
>Not only was that journey futile, you signed your own death warrant with it.
>Even if you could somehow gather the necessary strength to turn back and make your way home, there are still more bandits and more monsters that just wait to pounce at you.
>Big Mac, Applebloom, Granny Smith, your friends... Not one of them you will ever see again.
>Tears begin to well up in your eyes and you collapse to the stony floor, the bone white stone getting pushed away by your falling form.
“Buck... Buck... BUCK!”
>Why? This isn't fair...
>What have you done to anger whatever gods are watching over you?
>Never ever have you wronged anypony. You tried your best to be the best pony you can be.
>You even rejected all the colts that courted you, just so you can fully devote your life to the orchard, your friends and your family.
>Everything you have done in your life was for the benefit of them...
>And now...
>This.

>A total failure of an expedition and your end.
>Maybe there is a nice place to die here... Somewhere...
>Some place quiet and comfor-
>Your sinister train of thought gets interrupted by a sudden flash of light and an ear-splitting thunderclap.
“Whoa nelly!”
>The stone's surface cracks and fissures and through the newly formed rifts a garish white light shines through, blinding you.
“Nyah!”
>Instinctively you shield your eyes from the incandescent radiance and take a few steps back from the raging rock.
>What in the hay is happening?
>”Nhaaaaaaaaargh!”
>Who in tartarus let out that hellish scream?
>Hesitantly you free your eyes from your hooves protection and slowly open them, totally in disbelief of what they see.
>By Celestia and Luna... What did you unleash?
>A black hooded pony who seems to be nothing more than skin and bones floats before you. Its dark, sunken in eyes directly staring at you and its rotten teeth beaming you a intimidating smile.
>Gradually it descents until its skeletal hooves touch the ground with a quiet clicking noise and the unnatural storm that came with it subsides.
>Its putrid maw opens and your heart stops when the following words come out of it:
>”Mare of the earth. What do you desire from me?”

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That was something I started writing a few years ago. If there is interest, I might continue it.
Tell me what you think.

>>30024159
It's pretty interesting. I'd like to see more.

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>>30024159
Same. What she wants from a lich is beyond me.

>>30024208
Sounds more like she found a behelit to me.

>>30024254
Then it's a lot worse than before, because old gods follow old god rules. A little is just a spook with a lot of magic.

Applejack is not inbred.

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>>30024159
>>30024166
>>30024208
>>30024254
Okay then. I will continue it tomorrow or so. Depending if Im going to go out with friends or not.
Thank you for your input.

>>30002857
https://pastebin.com/Xjg2vCue

>>29959767
Christ alive, don't hurt me like that, man....

>>30031266
"The shit I put up with..."

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Mayorjack is an underrated ship.

>>30031266

>Applejack can't understand why everyone loves that stupid Beauty and the Beast remake so much.gif

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>"I hear you ruffians are talking brashly about my dear friend Applejack. As if she didn't have enough problems on her plate already."
>"Uh.. Rarity"
>"She is a beatifull mare with a wonderful disposition."
>"It's fine Rarity thes-"
>"And you have the gal to subjugate her grand stature to a mere...mere MEAT WITH LEGS!"
>"Rarity! It's fine I like it when th-"
>"I'm appalled! Neigh! Disgusted with all of you and I shall not let her go until you give her the proper respect she deserves."
>"...A little help?"

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>>30033191
you're just jealous that her ass is nicer than yours Rarara

>>30033931
Nicer is putting it mild. More like leagues better.

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>20 minutes into sleepover and chill and she gives you this look

>>30038772
https://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34

>>30036901
I'd be pretty confused

>>30040321
There has to be some saliva trading going on here

Must be texas thing.

>>30042061
>that pony sure does love dogs

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>that pony sure does like being right all the time

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>that pony sure does love curls

>>30041271
who's being punished here?

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There once was an Apple named Jack
Who carried whole trees on her back
With a skip and a jump
While swaying her rump
And her hooves went all clickity clack

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>>30052430
Nice hats.

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Remember.

>>30054363
>her hat isn't her dad's
RUINED

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>>30054363
We'll find out in 2.5 weeks

>>30033187
Because Fags.

>>30054471
>so drunk that you give pictures cider

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>>29951169

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>>30054488
Who else but the Apple family?

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>ywn never wake up to this
never ever

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>>30056706
Give me some time, I'll get there eventually

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>"Here ya go, friend. One fresh, Apple Family Apple Cider, straight from the press!"
"Thanks Applejack, you have no idea how badly I need this."
>You haven't been working.
>You haven't been working out.
>You've been running.
>A few days ago, some pony at a bar discovered that you had salty sweat.
>Apparently salt is an intoxicant to ponies.
>She had let the secret slip to her friends, and you had just escaped from them.
>With the result that you are, of course, pretty sweaty right now.
>But you have a chance to relax near Sweet Apple Acres and have some apple juice for energy and hydration.
>Apples are amazing.
>Applejack puts the bits you gave her in the till and closes it, then walks around the cart to stand at your side.
>"Something wrong there, partner?"
"What makes you say that?"
>"Aw, I guess you'd call it intuition. You look like you've got quite a cloud hanging over you there, Anon."
>You have a sip of the delicious, vitality-restoring Apple Family Cider.
"Yeah, I suppose that in some sense that's a fairly accurate description."
>"Shucks, I don't like to see any pony suffering, so why don't ya tell me about it?"
>You give her a look.
>"Good advice free-of-charge, that's me."
>You know, she does have a lot of horse sense.
>Maybe she can help you out.
>You sigh.
"A couple of days ago, Juniper Berry - you know who she is, right?"
>Applejack nods and sits next to you.
"Well, I was hanging out in they bar, when she comes over and finds out that my salt is sweaty."
>Applejack raises her eyebrows.
>"Is it, now?"
"Yeah, and she and her friends haven't given me a moment's peace since."
>"What do they do?"
"Well on hot days they follow me around and they... try to lick me."
>Applejack looks somewhat shocked.
>"They try to lick you? That sounds awfully forward of them."
"I know, right? I mean I've asked them to leave me alone, but they're really persistent,"

>>30059504
Stop. Just stop. This Anon sounds like a faggot not wanting to be licked at random

>>30059538
>implying hatpony is going to let him have any say in the matter

>>30059504
do go on

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>>30059504

>Applejack fans herself with her hat.
>"Woo, hot one today. Any idea why they do that?"
"As far as I can tell, it's just the whole salt thing."
>"Aw pull the other one, Anon. You're making this up."
"Honest, I wish I was. They won't leave me alone."
>"Because of the salt thing?"
"Near as I can tell."
>"Anon, it seems to me that what you need right now is an expert opinion. May I?"
>She gestures to your bare arm, glistening with sweat, and since you have no reason not to trust her, you hold it up for her.
"Sure, have a look."
>She takes your arm in both of her fore-hooves and examines it with a critical eye.
>"Anon, any pony ever tell you that you're kinda hairy?"
"It has been mentioned, yes."
>Applejack rotates your arm to find a less hairy spot, then takes a sniff.
>After a moment, she looks at you inquiringly, and you nod.
>So she licks your arm, just a little.
>You watch her as she smacks her lips a few times.
>"One more, just to be sure."
"Okay."
>She takes a longer lick.
>"You know something Anon?"
"What's that?"
>In a surprising burst of speed she pins you to the ground.
>"I think those ponies jes might be onto something!"
>So much for trust, as Applejack's tongue works furiously over your skin.
>Her farm-hardened muscles hold you in a nigh-unbreakable grip as she pulls your collar down and goes at your neck and chest with gusto.
>"It's more than just salt," ssslurp "Anon, there's something," lick "powerful in there as well," suck, suck, "maybe pheromones or something?"
"For fuck's sake Applejack, cut it out! I need your help!"
>"You'll get it!, but first I need to help myself!"
>Applejack's warm tongue covers your neck in deft strokes, and you feel her crotch grind against your midriff.
>"Anon, for an alien you taste mighty darn good!"
>One chance left.
>You make a grab for your cider tankard, and pour the remaining contents over her head.
>She's stunned enough to pause and slacken her grip, allowing you to roll free.

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>>30060089

"Applejack, control yourself!"
>"She looks at you, a crazed expression on her face, then suddenly she vigorously shakes her head.
>"Ah, I'm sorry Anon, i don't know what came over me!"
>The power of Apples.
"You good?"
>"Yeah, don't worry 'bout me none, I'm good."
>She takes several deep breaths.
>Whatever it was, she seems to have gotten it out of her system.
>"That's powerful stuff Anon, maybe a little beyond my expertise. Maybe you oughta talk to Twilight about it."
>Finally, some helpful advice.
>She grins at you now.
>"Of course, if you like, we could always run some more experiments ourselves, just the two of us..."
"APPLEJACK!"
>"Sorry, sorry, you're right. Why don't you head inside the farmhouse and get you a shower before we go see her? Might stop some of the frenzy at least."
"Good idea. Thanks."
>"Anything for a friend."
>You turn and head inside the Apple Family farmhouse to wash up.
>"Yep," Applejack muses to herself as she watches you leave, "anything for a friend."
>She turns the sign on her cider stand to "Closed", licks her lips, and follows you inside.

>>30059538
No need to get salty Anon.

>>30059504

>my salt is sweaty

sounds like a bad batch of salt there Anon, I'd just bin it

(I like this story)

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>>30059504
>my salt is sweaty

>>30060141
hehe ttrisky apple horssses

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>>30062325

Okay, binned.

https://pastebin.com/1w0L8KC3

Along with some other tales in a similar vein.

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ponies riding ponies
not riding you
equestriaaans

>>30065729
Cute.

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What's the best ship and why is it RainbowXJack

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>>30067298
>shiping your waifu.

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>>30067298
>shipping
>being this much of a cuck

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>>30067437
>>30067546
Not to mention:
>shipping an Ultra-cancerous ship
>shipping an inter-m6 ship

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>>30067437
>>30067546
Not that anon, but explain to me what is wrong with hoping your waifu finds happiness with an individual from her universe.

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Alright. I won't bring up ships then.

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>>30067850
That imaginary relationship is no more realistic or likely to happen.

If you love them. Why not imagine it with yourself?

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>>30070063
I mean, that is the first thing I think of, but that doesn't stop other ships from being cute to look at. If you're not autistic about shipping, and try to force it in everyone's face, it isn't that big a deal.

>>30071029
Y'know, I almost considered your opinion valid, until I saw your picture. Inter-m6 shipping is turbocancer. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>30071029
Crack ship.

>>30072892
Yup

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>>30002857
https://pastebin.com/m6WtRvU8

https://pastebin.com/hNry9Qi1

https://pastebin.com/ESa2Xyep

Ready for the definitive reveal of dead parents? Are you hoping they aren't dead and we will get a different answer this episode? Would you rather they kept it ambiguous as to where they are?

>>30080738
I would've prefered ambiguous with implyings.
Also, the fucking hat should've been her father's.
ITS SHIT

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>>30080738
Ambiguous implications would be ideal, but confirmed dead is fine, too.

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>Applejack doesn't hate zibbers, she just doesn't want to make things awkward for them