Spike comes out as gay to Twilight. How does she react?

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>>29938645
>"Yeah, we know."

>>29938645
>Not for long you little shit!

>>29938663

Spike's whole adopted family knows?

>>29938645
>Owloicious, get my belt.

>>29938680

>Implying a belt would hurt Spike.

>>29938682
Fine then, a club.

BEAT THE GAY OUT OF HIM

>Spike is a girl and ponies just sexed him wrong since they knew jack shit about dragons

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Did someone made a Mike Pence joke yet?

>>29938645
She doesn't give a fuck because spike will die a thousand year old virgin.

>>29938645
She tries to set him up on dates with colts his age like Rumble, Featherweight, or Snails.

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>>29938645
Two words: Conversion therapy

>>29938645
Impossible. It's been established since season 1 that he is straight or at least bi. He's had a crush on Rarity since the first episode.
>>29938760
He has taken numerous beatings, can swim in lava and covered in dragon scales. You're gonna need something intense to hurt him.
>>29939093
Twilight doesn't do anything extra for Spike ever. She only does for him what she needs to to keep him alive. Even for his birthday, she only gives him a book and it's probably used and an old book she just pulled off her shelf.
She doesn't even give him an allowance for all the work he does for her so he can go buy some things he likes.
Twilight is such a cunt to him.

>>29938645
She fucks the gay out of him

>>29938645
She fucks him in the ass with her magical horse schlong.

Get Rainbow Dash to bring a thundercloud down. Then shock them both until they are no longer fag and dyke, respectively.

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>>29938645
"I guess you won't need these anymore."

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>>29938645
>"Do you even know what that means?"
"Well...Big Mac said he was that with Caramel, and they're always eating ice cream together..."
>"So..."
"So, I like ice cream too! I must be gay!"
>"Oh Spike..."

>>29939377
This is even worse than "that picture" with armor and cadance

>>29939377
Do it, the little queer deserves it.

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>>29939389
No, Shining armor and cadence IS worst.
Magic removal is just quick but SLOWLY removal...

>>29939389
Nah. I'd say it's equally awful.
>>29939395
>implying
Same operation, only tools are made of magic.