>P-Put your hooves up

>>29935692
HAULT! You are under violation of Rule number 42069 of "DON'T FUCKING ROLEPLAY!"

>p-please drop the weapons, if that's ok with you

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>>29935692
>"ASS RIGHT THERE, FREEZEHOLE!"

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Party's starting out right now!

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>>29935692
She's just standing here, covering herself with a shield.
She can't bring herself to pull the trigger, and you know it.
And she knows that as well.

She's just trying to take your attention so that you won't look over there.

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>>29935692
Bitch, these look like hooves to you?

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Put you hooves up in the air!
Put you hooves up!
in the air!

Put you hooves up in the air!
Put you hooves up!
in the air!

Put you hooves up in the air!
Put you hooves up!
in the air!

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need edit of this

IT'S A FUCKING SHIELD

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>>29935893
Everypony, everypony get down!

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>>29936663
Time to make a wish, better make it right now!

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>>29936771
It's been a year and today is your birthday party

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>>29935692
You put your hoofs DOWN and you RAISE your hoofs UP, you dumb chaos slut.

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>>29936798
Make a wish! It's your birthday!
Make a wish! It's your birthday party!

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>>29936840
I just realised I'm 20 in about 13 days time.
I don't wanna grow.

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>>29936858
>tfw 24 in a few months

>>29936888
You big boy. Almost a quarter century old!

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>>29936858
>>29936888
>abloo muh early 20's oh noes

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>>29936858
>>29936888
you can always celebrate one year of poni poni

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>>29935692
Nah.

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>>29936858
I'm 7 days older than you

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>>29935692
>>29935893
>>29936663
>>29936771
>>29936798
>>29936840
came here for this

>>29936858
>>29936938
More proof that shitposters are teenagers.

>>29937064
Not in 13 days ^:)

>>29936858
Fucking nu/mlp
Im 29 and this board used to have people at least around 25 to 40. Now its kids and tweens watching a show for kids and tweens

>>29937216
I'm close to 40 and I'm still here. Don't know for how long though, with board activity dying down so much.

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>>29936858
>>29936888
>tfw I'm old enough to father both of you.
You're in your prime. Quit your whining.

>>29937753
I will be 30 in a few years.

I regret nothing.

>>29937753
Time to kill ourselves
I said if I was 30 and didn't improve I would do it
And I am already a year and a half late

>>29937296
hello fellow oldfag

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>>29937753
>>29937944
lets meet up, fuck some horses and suicide together

>>29936858
>TFW I spent 6/7th of my teenage years watching ponies and playing vidya.

>>29935692
Nu-Flutters would just shoot that zebra or griffin before saying anything.

>>29935692
>You give your eyes a quick roll, shaking your head a bit.
"Ok, Fluttershy. I know it's a bit new to you, but you've got to work on your command voice. Talk from your gut, like this."
>You gesture over the stallion, who is clearly just about done with the whole thing.
>As he gets within twenty feet, you take a deep breath and bellow.
"HALT. PUT YOUR FRONT HOOVES ABOVE YOUR HEAD. SPREAD YOUR BACK HOOVES."
>You look him dead in the eye and begin in a normal tone.
"One."
>"Four."
>You do the little mental math and nod, waving him on and turning back to Flutters.
"Just focus on getting loud for right now. We'll cover how to actually detain someone later, or where to send them."

>>29939010
Muh entry control point.
I like it Anon.

venis

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I wonder how hard it would be to shoot a submachine gun with one hand.

Probably should've put a pistol brace on it but whatever.
I'm not a gun expert.

>>29939113
I might do more later tonight and just have an MTI-style Anon.
Didn't think anyone would get the reference, though. Feels good.

>>29935692
>"Shit, blyat it is buttershy again!"
>"RUSH B AND MOST IMPORTANT:"
STAY CHEEKI BREEKI