I want Twilight to be my mommy

>>29930083
I want to shoot my future siblings inside momma Twi.

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>>29930083
Twiggles would be a VERY bad mommy and should never breed

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I want Luna to be my mommy.

I want to be a small Pipsqueak sized colt, get wrapped in a blanket and cradled in her hoofs, wings and embrace.

I want to sleep knowing I'll be safe both in my dreams and in reality.

I just want my innocence back.

>>29930272
She was a really good auntie in this latest episode. I want to be her baby.

>>29930273
>I just want my innocence back.

Don't we all? I mean, why else are we distracting ourselves from the inevitability of death by talking about cartoon horses?

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>>29930083

>>29930083
Sorry, I just can't into that.
All the M6 are young enough to be my daughteru.
I can't have a mommy half my age.

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>>29930273

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>>29930083
I want Twilight to be the mommy of my children.

>>29930468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTVrcRUMig

>>29930083
We already got the Anon's Phisique thread back, it's a bit early for Twimom to make a resurgence as well.

>>29930480
I want to have a foal with Twilight. We'll be a happy family.

>>29931155
>a foal
>not at least a dozen of them

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>>29930273
>I just want my innocence back.

>>29930273
>I just want my innocence back

I came here to laugh not to feel

>>29930480
I want to be Twilight's daddy, while she is simultaneously my mommy, due to time paradoxes and infinite inbreeding.

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>>29933844
So then you're your own grandfather? That's a pretty elaborate setup for a fetish.

>>29933869
Yep. It's kind of like a slightly less fucked-up "All You Zombies", because there's two people involved rather than just one.

>>29933844
i love you

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>>29930273
But Luna is a shit mom

>>29934074
>Undertale
>thinks he can has an opinion

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>>29934074
>luna is a shit mom

You best take that back m8

>>29933869
Holy shit I made both of those threads.

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>>29934414
Was that you plan all along?

>>29934430
And I made two of those threads. I miss the times when we could shitpost like that. The board was a lot more fun.

>>29934430
That's normal for Twifags
They're the ones who always get away with shit like that

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>>29934493
Yeah, I sure miss shitposting, totally not a thing that exists now.

>>29934503
>implying that no one but twifags can post pictures of Twilight
Do you also believe that all the glimmerposting comes from glimmerfags only?

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>>29934509
But it's just stupid shitposting. It's just HURR DURR GLIMMER XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

At least back then writefags would sometimes latch on and make some quality green. Some of the best stories (and generals) started from shitposts like those threads. I really do hate the mods outlawed it. It really lowered the quality and fun of the board. It's not nearly as fun as it used to be. If you want anything interesting you have to go to a general otherwise it's shitpost hell.

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>>29934519
>t. Glimmerfag
Can't handle that your kin are shitposting autists, can you?
No, it's just GOTTA be those ebil falseflaggers!

>>29934523
Spamming shitty prompts is only fun for the one who spams it.

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>>29930273
>I just want my innocence back.
with innocence comes ignorance to the world around you, I'd rather stay miserable as I am then go back to thinking the world is great and everything'll work out in the end
besides Pinkie would be a way better mommy anyway

Can you fuck your mother to produce a new sister who is your second mother at the same time

>>29934544
I disagree. I had lots of fun. I know it's only my word, but I had fun both shitposting and reading the shitpost. People here are so damn uptight, I don't understand it.

At least the shitposts then had some creativity to them and writefags could latch on and make something good of it. Now 99% of the time it's b tier garbage that dies after 5 or 6 replies.

>>29934571
I guess it's fun throwing shit at a wall to see what sticks, I mean it can't get any shittier than it already is.
>Now 99% of the time it's b tier garbage
Compared to the beautiful and witty story prompts we see in >>29933869 and >>29934430 ? Suuure.

>>29934523
Sauce on the rest of that image?

>>29934558
No, that would just give you a sister who is also your daughter.