Equestrian Family general #9

>>29925074
bump

>>29927498
ty

>>29845259
>2:31
>BOOM!
>A cannon fires off at the Mystery Machine, your children letting loose seven ungodly screams.
>Scooby’s quick doggo reflexes shift into gear.
>He immediately swerves away from the cannon ball, a large explosion goes off close to the van’s left side.
>“WHAT THE SHIT!?” screams Dash.
“LANGUAGE!” you shout.
>Danger is no excuse for bad-parenting, you know.
>You risk a peek out your window, glancing back at the pirate ship on wheels.
>Dozens of pirates dance with mugs of rum, gleefully reloading their cannons as several others clean their muskets.
>And handguns.
>In fact, you think you see a guy with a handgun aiming at your head right abou--
>BLAM!
>Thinking fast, your head rears back.
>DINK!
>A bullet now rests in your smile, caught between your teeth.
>You sink your head back into the van, spitting the bullet out into your hand, blinking in surprise.
“Well then...”
>You look back at the girls.
>You flip the bullet like a coin.
>It lands in Sunset’s lap.
“Souvenir,” you say with a smile. “Also we might get killed.”

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>>29928216
Forgot to trip.

>>29928221
thanks beans
i needed that

now were is my arrrrrrmadillow

page 9 bump
here i go again

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welp it looks like this is gonna be a fun tread
anyone seen a good movie latly?
i am gonna make some smallchat

>>29928216
Beans, what made you this way?

>>29925074
bubba family

back from paintballls
great to see that this is still here

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>>29928216
pirate bump

>>29934585
nice

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Sorry I didn't write much today. Had a long and effective meeting with my agent.

>tfw I now know of a new show that Hasbro is working on

>tfw I might be auditioning for a main character

>>29937036
nice

>>29937036
What show? Is it anygood or just more Hasbro shit.

>>29937155
It seems like something akin to Transformers Rescue Squad -- it seems to be for younger audiences and it can tell. Some dialogue was cringey, like "I'm just a decent looking guy with some rad Maker skills! Why is this happening to me!?" and stuff like that.

And all I will say about what it is is that it's based on a toy line from the 80's, probably aimed at male kids. It may have had a comic. If that describes countless of things, that's on purpose.

All in all, it seems harmless from what they gave me. I'm probably not going to be chosen (I think they'll end up casting someone with a younger voice), but you never know.

>>29937684
Ah

>Alternate Apple/Pie Family get-together
>The Pie's share their family album including baby shots of Pinkamina
>Granny Smith looks at the album and gets upset
>Explains how the Apples are an extended family and any time any one of their extended family is having trouble with raising their children they can always count on their relatives for help as she did for AJ & BM
>Accuses Igneous and Cloudy of ignoring Pinkamina
>"look at her, just pink and perfect and you just ignored her.."
>drama ensues

>>29938577
That it? I though it will be long.

>>29940414
it can grow

>>29930400
not lately

>>29941669
to bad
the last movie i saw was lego batman and i have to say it was good

you know what time it is
adventure time
yay new episodes

well that was one clusterfuck

>>29938577
sounds interesting