Objects Ponies

Huh, where's that scootaloo as toilet picture when you need it...
Though honestly glimmer as toilet would be a lot more fair and just

>>29923926
So servants? Like this pony is a dish washer, this one does laundry, this one cooks? I guess I'd try to treat them well. As a pleb it would feel kind of weird having slaves. I dunno about it, man.

>>29923926
I choose Mary the Anthro Mare.

>>29923926
>Pone Phone rings
>Boop to answer

I WANT IT NOW

>>29923926

Onahole pone.

This is the only right answer.

>>29924118
>press nose to answer
>get a little giggle every time
>tap horn to hand up

Shit, I'd buy it.

Table pony when?

Please speak directly into the vagina

Dildo stallion

>>29923926
Tape dispenser pony. Her tongue changes to the type of tape I need.

>>29925527

Please tell, how does a table pony work? I personally like to believe it would be a unicorn that would sit where you needed them and project a flat sheet of magic above their head for you to set stuff on.

>>29926046
Ample enough backside combined with a stupidly good sense of balance to keep shit on said backside.

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>>29923926

>>29926574
Get out worst browser.

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>>29926640
Are you saying you wouldn't?

>>29926640
Muh nigga.

>>29926664
I certainly wouldn't spyware.

>>29926703
They already know everything anyway. If they want to watch me fuck my pony shaped PC, then whatever.

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Reusable Teabag pony gets my vote.

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>Cock sauce.

>>29926950
>1056 pictures
>all is the weirdest shit made by this fandom
is he our guy?

>>29926550
Don't forget talking to you and saying nice things about being a table. Maybe even sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyC404_gEk

>>29927065

He is, now we must try and summon him so that he may make a table pony.

OH DOUTH GOD OF PONIFIED OBJECTS, PLEASE HEED OUR CALL AND GRACE US WITH YOUR HEAVENLY STATURE. WE BEG THE, GRANT US THE GIFT OF A PONIFIED TABLE!

A pillow. If I turned a super useful/commonly used item into a pony, I might need them to be around all the time, cutting into their independence. I've got plenty of pillows, and could be fine with losing one. And if the pony does decide to stick around with me, I'd likely get the best sleep.

All I want is a smart pony phone, she would always be in my pocket. Or gym equipment pone for best gains

>>29926992
Slao her ass

>>29926950
This makes my habit of sucking on teabags once I've used them all the lewder.

>>29927582
I'd rather the artist of OP's picture do it

>>29925561
That was a great thread.

>>29923926
So this is like the flinstones, but with pones. I want my computer keyboard to be a pone.

>>29923926
I'd turn my car into a poner

>>29924129

This.

Just the question - which model?

Would a vaginal one not allow you blowjobs and such?

Became a sun.

>>29923926
My house.

>>29931751
Son, do not go back door.

>>29923926
I will save this thread and think for a writefagging idea later on this next month.
Lurking.
Also I would pick up a towel, wrap myself in pone.

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>>29926640
That's right

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>>29932608
Please. Get on my level.

>>29923926
>>29877396

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>>29929267
Want a little different flavor?

What if object pony was in estrus?

>>29934360
>>29933719
Better debug that memory leak

Mattress stallion, so he can cuddle me to sleep.

Sex toy.

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So I can make the Renault Twingo sentient? YES

>>29932608
LOLNO

>>29934360
got any greentext?

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Maybe my smartphone. I'm around it all the time.

Or a pony plushy. Now that could be useful - you get your waifu, and she's guaranteed to be super cuddly (because that's the purpose of a plush).

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>>29925607
This

>>29937854
Ew gay.

>>29933795
>The fucking fez.
I need help finding my shit.

It's a box.

>>29940366

Either A: They're a unicorn that uses a pocket dimension to hold your stuff for you, or B: They're an earth pony and you can just drop stuff down their throat and store it in their stomach without it being digested so you can reach back down their throat and retrieve it.

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>>29923926
the answer is obvious.

>>29940366
N

TEACUP