Rarity is sad. You should cheer her up

>>29919031
I farted.

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>>29919031
I invited the bull over.

I farted on the bull he invited over.

>>29919031
I've got alcohol.

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>>29919040
The bull is now fucking that Anon.
Rarity is happy.
Because Rarity is actually a cuckquean.

>>29919051
The bull's anus is tight around my cock. It made me cum and fart again.

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>>29919051
That's pinkie's fetish

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>>29919059
Shits pretty hot Tbh she's really into it.

>rape

>>29919074
The bull is on top of me and every time I fart my fart propels my body upward which makes me thrust up into the bull's anus. I keep fart thrusting into the bull.

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>>29919033
>>29919037
>>29919040
>>29919051
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>>29919088

i hate rarity

>>29919031
Don't be sad best pony... you are to good and beautiful for that. What about we go to Manehattan and do something fun there? That will cheer you up for sure.

>>29919031
The Rules of Rarity would make a good name for a clopfic

>>29919494
Rarity is not for lewd

Introduce her to Tim Gunn.

I really like your mane.

>>29919031
If you don't stop being sad I will show my work bench at you.

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>>29919099
Yea, that's about right.

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Wtf is wrong with you wonderful people.

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>>29919088
>fart thrusting

>>29920359
Something that was a cucking thread, but then shit went backwards

>>29919031
Rape.

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>mfw this thread

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>>29919099
>that filly'a face

>>29919031
Other than the fact that other ponys look better in your dresses, you fail time and time again to attract any decent stallion and nobody can put up with you longer than an hour you have nothing to feel sorry about randy

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>>29919031
Perks me up everytime!

>>29919031
*unzips dick*

Rarity, could you create a fez for me?

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>>29919031
Goy our earnings inxcreased tenfold

Ah

>>29919031
Sex

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>>29927777
your digits lend credibility to your plan