Can someone give me a quick rundown of these sisters?

>>29916482
They fucked.

The end.

>>29916482
i can give you a quick rundown with my truck.

They're my favorite fictional characters.

>>29916482
One raises the sun, the other is my waifu.

>>29916482
They both don't exist

>>29916482
the younger one is cuter

>>29916482
Quick rundown on them:
>griffons bow to the princesses
>In contact with dragons
>Possess magic-like abilities
>Control Prance with an iron but fair hoof
>Own castles & banks over all of Equis
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on the moon (Lunagrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities in Equestria
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be princess babies (Flurry Heart)
>both sisters said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Equis has only existed deep in Trotbetan monasteries & Amble 51
>Ancient Buffalo scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Equis and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanomagic R&D labs around Equis
>You likely have Celestbots inside you right now
>The princesses are in regular communication with the windigos Mareael and Gaitbriel, forwarding the word of Faust to the Poneodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the purebred & the Poneodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Poneodox leader’s first trip to Andalustica in history literally a few days later to the princess' bunker in Withers land?
>They learned fluent Prench in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the sisters. There’s no gold in Ft. Plot, only Ft. Celestia
>The sisters are about 12 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base pony currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.?

>>29916664
I have now taken the princesspill

Good to see some /pol/ friends stuck around.

>>29916664
are you nuts

>>29916736
>Implying there weren't dozens of crossposters between /mlp/ and /pol/ before /mlpol/

>>29917078
the poll on /mlpol/ showed 20% of them were from "both boards," 40% from /pol/, 20% from /mlp/, and 20% from a different board.

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>>29916482
>sisters
That's her daughter.

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>>29917127

>That's her daughter.

Do you even watch the show? Their brothers.

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>>29917142
>marecocksss

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>>29917142
>Their brothers.
Then how could Luna have come back as Cockvore Moon? Everypony knows that you need a marecock to pull that off.

>>29917142
>Their brothers
The sister's own a few niggers?
SLAVERY IN EQUESTRIA!! WHAT GLORIOUS LEADERS WE HAVE!!!