No, it is for "awkward" hipster teens.
It tastes sour.
It reminds me of Princess Celestia. I want a taste of Celestia's pussy.
>>29913780
>Make colored flavored drink
>Instead of tasting sugary tastes sour
Did they think this was revolutionary or some bullshit? that's why I didn't get one.
>>29913825
It actually is a mix of sour and sweet.
>>29913789
I'm sure her pussy doesn't taste as bad as this garbage
>>29913697
I have been waiting for this thread.
My answer is yes.
Heh.
>>29913981
I know you've been waiting anon, I made this thread just for you :)
>>29913697
GET THE FUCK OUT, NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29914141
>pinkie pie is slurping it up through her nose
I really shouldn't be surprised...
>>29913697
No, these are
>>29913876
No, it's degenerative normie garbage
>>29915001
It looks so bad, I want it
Also, checked time digits
>>29915001
What's this and where can I find it?
>>29913697
There isn't a unicorn with that color scheme.
>>29913697
Not only no, but HELL NO. Looks downright hideous, no desire to have one.
I can tell none of you tried it or you would have posted pics. It tasted like cotten candy to me and those orange cream popsicles.
>>29913697
Gross.
>>29915463
Yuck.
The fuck is wrong with a simple cup of fucking coffee anyhow? I can make that at home for pennies.
>>29915422
Looks to be multiple flavors of sherbert or slushie topped with Dubble Bubble gumballs and sour gummie worms.
>>29915463
So it's overpriced shit like everything else on their menu, thanks for confirming
>>29915491
Ya it's not coffee it's milk with sugar additives and furit flavoring. I mean the regular Carmel fap ichino is like candy already. did you know they have a secret menu ask for a. Snickers fap next time. This was the first time I went back to Starbucks sense the boycott where they said they would hire 100000 illegal immigrants BTW.
>>29915509
>Snickers fap
What
>>29915499
Yep if your a poorfag, it's all Mexicans at the Starbucks here so if they can afford it.
>>29915514
Snickers satisfies
>>29915514
Ya it's like the in n out secret menu. look it up sometimes you need to tell them how to make it a new barista might not know.
>>29915509
Gross.
Hankering for a chocolate Bar? Try a Starbucks Secret Menu, Caramel and Nut Chocolate Bar Frappuccino instead!
It’s sweet, it’s delicious and it’s based after a certain chocolate bar that won’t leave you hungry.
Here’s the recipe:
Java Chip Frappuccino
Add toffee nut syrup (1 pump for a tall, 2 pumps grande, 3 pumps venti)
Caramel drizzle in the cup and on top
>>29915463
Why would we take a fucking picture of us drinking something.
>>29915537
What how Starbucks said they would rather hire 100000 syrian refugees before they would ever hire 1 straight white male. Ya that is gross.
>>29915556
That's exactly what I asked when I said I tried one. First thing was oh I didn't see it in your Instagram. Apparently this drink was some viral marketing deal. But only place I see it advertised is threads like these. Made me buy it.
>>29913697
>the color of Ponk's mane and the balloon on her butt
God damn it, would try one.
>>29915573
http://fortune.com/2017/03/22/starbucks-veterans-hiring/
Fuck off with your fake news, they're getting vets too.
>>29915557
We'll they would never hire me, and I don't buy suit from then, so I hope all their locations burn down.
>>29915574
Found the viral marketing shill.
>>29915573
Go back to /pol/ you shitposting hack.
Fuck, Captcha is hard drunk.
>>29915585
Another shill yes buy the caffeinated jew.
Got this from the last thread before it got pruned.
>>29915576
They sell coffee, not suits.
>>29915582
>Posting fact is viral marketing
You were never going to go to Starbucks anyway even before the refugee thing. Now that they proved you wrong by hiring more veterans in addition to refugees you have egg on your face and conveniently ignore the veteran pledge (on top of a hiring program they've had since 2013.)
Just fucking say "people I don't like politically like Starbucks so I don't, even if they do things that my politics agrees with."
>>29915597
>why are you buying a suit at a coffee shop
>>29915590
I hate Starbucks, but I hate shit/pol/sting faggots just as much. Neck yourself faggot.
>>29915598
I already did go buy one it tasted like cotten candy. I also said that was the first time I had been back to Starbucks sense the boycott. So congratulations viral marketing you got me to spend $5.
>>29915597
Theydo t sell coffee either. They sell overpriced candyswill.
>>29915610
I hear Paris is nice right now. why don't you take a vacation.
>>29915613
There's no reason for a boycott. They're hiring more veterans than refugees. And I doubt they're gonna ship in Syrians to bumblefuck Oklahoma or something, only the liberals you hate will have to deal with them.
>>29915624
Well they already did ship them to twin falls ID. Christian churches build them houses with government relocation funds. When did /mlp/ get so full of sjw? I miss the horse porn.
>>29915621
Is that where you and your wife's son go
>>29913697
Someone should make an OC starbucks pone based of that color scheme
>>29915640
I can tell your not up on current events. that's OK must go to Starbucks and drink your unicorn cum.
Everywhere I go people are constantly hating on it. Be that the case, it quite literally is /ourdrink/.
Side note, I wanna try it. I actually like Starbucks and enjoy sitting in there to do work. After trying it once I'll just go back to iced coffees and nothing else.
>>29915639
You mean they're being good Christians and helping people. Amazing.
Is it just me or is 4chin being shit?
>>29915660
I'm all for helping people but the government shouldn't be giving a church nonprofit organization funds to build housing for locals or refugees. Maybe the local church community could get together their own money. Also they get more money from the refugee relocation program. Follow the money it's not about helping people.
So I imagine this drink is what Rainbow Dash mare juce taste like.
>>29915668
Like functionally or content-wise?
>>29915668
U need to buy a pass no capacha.
>>29915648
Star Buck is a serendipitous pony name.
>>29915697
Keeps lagging and sending me to the host site. Open instances are fine but if I try to open a new tab and go to 4chan it fails.
>>29915671
So it is the same as companies that collect "donations" and then they keep the donated money and just "donate" tax deducibles.
Who the fuck cares.
>>29915585
See>>29915595
What a hypocrite ^:3
>implying I drink Starcucks
>>29915781
tried the mocha frappe once
tasted pretty good
mouth was sticky as shit afterwards, though
>>29915849
Sorry about that
>>29915849
>my mouth was all sticky afterwards
You're used to that though, right
>>29915871
flitter's mouth looks so fuckable
>>29915008
Oh my god they even match
>>29913697
It is uniquely terrible.
It was okay but I couldn't identify the flavor.
>>29913697
Jesus Christ, the fuck is that thing? I feel like I'm getting the diabeetus just looking at it.
>>29913697
Not gonna lie, I had a cinnamon roll latte from Starbucks once, and that shit tasted just like a cinnamon roll.
Like Just like a cinnamon roll. It had like a bitter after taste like the kind you get if someone burns bread.
It's like they put cinnobon in a blender and added coffee, it was insane
>>29913697
It tastes like banana/mango with random intervals of getting kicked in the groin by warheads. It was OK.
>>29915883
I want to rub my dick in pony legs and hooves until I let them all sticky.
Honestly, it tasted like a mix of milk/mango at first, but their whole deal with it is that it 'magically' changes flavor.
Starts as a mango milkshake, starts to slowly get a bit sour tasting, and ends up tasting like you're drinking a thick liquified sugar drink at the end. The first 2/3rds of it was actually okay, the rest was like you were eating concentrated sugar.
Obviously stupidly overpriced, but even ignoring that i'd give it a 6/10 at best. Starts out okay but otherwise not good.No this is NOT a coffee drink. Frappuccino is a trademark of Starbucks that doesn't really mean coffee specifically,
its just a blended drink. This drink in particular reminds me of a mix between a milkshake and a smoothie
>thread about Starbucks drink
>degenerates into argument about Syrian refugees
>>29913697
It looks like cotton candy throwup.
>>29916120
Now that actually sounds good if only because I love warheads.
>>29916759
/mlpol/
>>29916120
>>29916763
this, warheads hurt so good
>>29915008
Boi
>>29916759
EVERY
TIME
IF IT ISN'T ABOUT FUCKING DUDES, IT'S ABOUT TOPICAL POLITICS
THIS (((COFFEE))) IS MAGICAL
>>29913697
Is it 4000 calories
>>29915444
Starlight&Trixie
All sjws and viral advertisers in here. /mlp/ you used to be cool but you went to shit after the porn ban.
>>29913697
>>29913697
looks like cotton candy mixed with glitter... what exactly is it?
>>29913697
>>>/global/rules/11
Shill, leave.
>>29919151
Rulefag, leave.
>go to murica
>drank has more than twice the calories of the entire meal
Th-thanks...
>>29915509
We don't have a secret menu your tard. We can make anything you want reasonably as long as you have a recipe for it. If you say you want a Snickers frappucino I'll kindly ask for you to clarify what goes in it while internally putting a curse on your soul.
>>29915557
>>29915574
>>29915585
>>29915598
>>29915624
>>29915639
I love sucking Trump's dick as much as the next poltard but people using the refugee hire campaign as a reason to boycott Starbucks is retarded. Inb4 muh veterans. We already hire a fuckton of veterans
>>29915884
and Boulder is really Maud's kidney stone
>>29913697
Anyone notice it resembles Starlight Glimmer, and that if you added Red Bull it'd be an Alicorn?
>>29920045
Jesus, no wonder she treats it like a son. That's got to be the urethral equivalent of giving birth.
Tonight, on How It's Made...
>>29913697
"""Coffee""" shop.
>>29920706
Why are so many people in the military/police/etc brownies?
>>29920706
I can't tell if this is cute or sad
>>29920891
Pone is love, pone is life
I haven't been to star bucks in 5 years and I just got one of these. It's amazing. Tastes like mango and sweet tarts (my favorite candy)
>>29913697
I want a version of this pic where the shadow is a merchant instead of a unicorn
>>29920891
>brownies
>>29921618
If I said "bronies" you'd sperg out on me too for using a normie term.
>>29913697
>Starcucks
>>29920684
Well now I have to try it.
it tastes like sour milk
>>29919985
I like how the cooperate cuck refers to itself as the collective we while shilling the thread. Tell all the bolggers and other viral marketers to stop referring to it as the secret menu. Hope you getting that free college Starbucks was supposed to give you so you can be a productive member of society one day instead of a servant.
>>29920706
>Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
>>29915008
>>29920891
Hey I'm not complaining. If anything it serves as ammunition against people who want to label all fans of the show as fags and/or pedos and generally demonize the fandom as a whole.
Heck, one guy who felt that way said he wanted to kill himself when I told him about fans of the show who are in the military. It was quite amusing.
>>29918834
Holy fucking shit, this thread...
>>29913780
I understood this epin vine.
Good job, anon.
Well Starbucks is all out of marecum place was empty and people were turning around in the drive thru when they saw the sorry for the inconvenience sign. you guys missed it.
>>29922763
Which is pretty much proof that idiots will buy toasted crap on a stick if you slap a Starbucks label on it.
>>29922763
Was it a one day thing? I wanted to buy one tomorrow.
Maybe that was how they planned to celebrate (capitalize on) Earth Day.
Had no idea this even existed. How the fuck do you people even give a shit about what they sell at starbucks? This board isn't what it used to be I'll tell you that much.
>>29924765
try to go out once in a while, it won't hurt
>>29915595Don't post on /vip/ please
>>29923873
Too bad you should have given in the the marketing quicker. I think this will hurt Starbucks I saw a lot of pissed off people tire screaching out of the parking lot. I suspect they were off to the next store to see if they were out too.
>>29924765
Viral marketing shill threads like this that's how. Do u think anyone really wants to talk about company products without being prompted to talk about it from a internet marketing and research firm.
Is this /ourcereal/?