iCYOA

>>29912245
Test our mum and try to open the door and walk outside. We can blame this on our lunaticism.

>>29912245
What's in the room?

>>29912245
Grab everything in the room, wrap it in the bedsheet and cannonball out the window with it.

>>29912245
Rape mum

Maybe the luck was on your side today and your mum had succumbed to senility and forgot to lock the door? Not that you wanted it, you were a good colt after all, but it would make your escape much more easy...
You trotted to the door and tried to open it and naturally failed. If your mum was here, she would probably smack you and say something like 'Don't try to outsmart your elders!', but luckily she was downstairs and couldn't hear you.
Shivering a bit from your impunity, you began tossing the most valuable things in your possession on your bedsheet - your piggybank with some bits mum gave you as allowance when you were visiting the school... you were put up on the home schooling after first grade since other foals were too mean to you. After that mum prohibited you from leaving the house whatsoever - claiming that it was too dangerous for you, but you were sure that you could handle it! You shook your head to drive away the memories and continued throwing your possessions on the bedsheet - several various textbooks designed for foals from first to fourth grade, a pack of diapers, because you were often waking up due to nightmares, a camera, a pen and a notebook, so your favourite writer could give you an autograph! And of course a complete anthology of his works - 'Lord of the Edge'
After collecting your quite limited possessions, you made an improvised bag out of the bedsheet, put it in your teeth and jumped the window.

You couldn't help, but cry as your legs collided with ground. You fell at the ground, letting hold of your bag and weeping over the ouchies you certainly got.
And to add to your problems, you heard a familiar inarticulate roar, indicating that you drew your mum's attention.

What are you going to do?

>>29912366
Run you lil shit. Run.

>>29912366
You should have tried to make a rope and climb down the window you retard. Quick, hide somewhere like under a bush or something.

>>29912366
Panic.

>>29912366
Run nigga run.

>>29912366
Two votes for run

Probably for the first time in your life more than one thought appeared in your head at the same time! Maybe you should hide? Or would it be better to run? You looked around, but noticed no suitable place to hide. The landscape around your house was a dry, barren plain - quite typical for Aussisland though. You knew it because your mum complained about it a lot. Actually, she complained about lot of things - about tribal kangoroos roaming the land in search of boxing partners or emus, with whom local ponies had some feud many years ago. You did not know what was the conflict about, but you knew that ponies of Aussisland were forced to pay emus after that. She used to scare you that if you would misbehave she will give you to emus, but you knew that she wouldn't do that because she loves you. Though the idea of meeting either of the sapient aboriginals of the Aussisland sent a shiver down your spine and finally forced you to run.
Enduring pain, you raised back on your hooves, grabbed the bedsheet with your possessions and legged it as far away from your house as possible.
After you stopped hearing your mum's cries, you ran for a couple more minutes just to be safe and then finally stopped, panting heavily.

The sun had almost set down, so you knew where are east and west - you were a clever colt after all!
You vaguely remembered that the town where your school was is located to the south of your house, while the big port city that you visisted it only once, even before school, was located to the east.
After straining your memory, you estimated that it would take about two hours to get to the town and twice as much time to the city.

What are you going to do?

>>29912532
Planning ahead is for losers. Immediately head to boat city for boat to crystal place.

>>29912532
I think town is the first place our mother would look for us so I'm leaning on the city.

>>29912532
Touch yourself. Mum wouldn't let you, but now you're far enough away.

I-Is this ifag quest?

>>29912755
No, of course not! Don't be silly Anon. This is iCYOA quest, starring typo. What could this possibly have to do with ifag?

You need to act smart. Your mum will probably think that you moved to the town, so you need to do what she expects the least!
Extremely proud of your reflection, you set out to the east.

Turned out that travelling during the night wass very, very unpleasant. It was cold and scary, but fortunately you have not met anything hostile on your way.
Exhausted and hungry, you have finally reached the city. The moon hung high in the sky, so you estimated that about half of the night had passed.
You recalled that you had as much as twenty bits stored in your piggy bank, so you could probably buy several candies... but will it be enough for a ticket to the Crystal Empire?
But perhaps this could wait until the morning? You were already missing your soft and warm bed after all...

What are you going to do?

Pausing.

>>29912819
touch yourself

>>29912819
Find somewhere that's open and get some food in your belly. Then try to find out where you can buy a ticket in the first place and how much it costs. After that sing on a street corner for bits.

>>29912819
Develop an inflation fetish, buy a ballon, inhale it, and then float on the wind currents to the Crystal Empire (or at least the mainland).

>>29913203

>>29914623

>>29915630

>>29912819
Dress up as a trap and become a hooker so you can save up enough bits to visit the cool bro in the Crystal Empire.

>>29912819
Do what always gets mum to do what we want: talk to someone! And keep talking to them. And keep talking to them. And keep talking to them. Eventually they'll see that we're right in that they should give us money for food and tickets!

>>29912819
Rent a motel and set out for work in the morning?

>>29912819
Blow yourself and eat your own cum.

>>29912819
>>29912842
>>29917028
These two, bruh. Talk to ponies until they'll take pity on you and give you more bits right after you spend all your savings on candy.

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Here's a bump

>>29920240

>>29921042

>>29922076

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