Look what just found

>>29911639
But the sad thing is that I will never get to use it :/

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>going to MLP conventions
>ever having sex

I don't know who makes these but I need to know their secret

>>29911639
Your fingernails are disgusting.

>>29911672
at least it'll be a collectors item if you leave it in the original packaging

>>29911639
It's free real estate

>>29911639
>Look what just found
Fucking hell, get rid of these mobileshitting retards

>>29911934
There are actually secret orgies where fat manchildren virgins lose it to each other during cons, anon.

>>29911639
When i say GO! be ready to throw!

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>>29912360
I was trying my best not to think about those, anon. I was hoping for a secret that doesn't involve having to pay.

>>29912103
This desu. You're fucking minging OP, sort it.

>>29911639
I want to fuck that mascot with her own brand of condoms.

>>29912689
Canni is better

>>29912700
I want to fuck Canni too.

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>>29912706
Fug, there's only one pic with them both.
Where's the mascot orgy?

>>29911639
clean your fingernails you degenerate fucking pig

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>>29912727
made me look up gook ponycons
is this black guy a meme yet

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>>29912749

>>29912749
Someone crop him so we can spam him on various pictures.

>>29912778
>>29914951
he'll be the next airplane alan

>>29914973
Slavsquat Sylvester?

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>>29912397
Fuck I came here to do that.

>>29915023
thumbs-up thurman

>>29912360
theres literally nothing wrong with sloppy rank orgies with virgins.

>>29912749
He seems so based.

>>29912360
How does one get into one of those? Asking for a friend.

>>29911639
why is it, like those fingernails, filthy; did you dig it out of a houseplant or something?

>>29915716
Maybe he was picking his ass and it fell out.

>>29911639
OP grow your nails out as long as you can and get them really disgusting and dirty. Then you will sharpen your nails like a knife then slit your own throats you pathetic worthless piece of shit. If you don't bleed out then you should die from infection because your FUCKING disgusting nails are so damn FUCKING dirty. Slobs like you should die and burn in hell. You should also kill your self for posting a horrible photo of a FUCKing condom you degenerate.

>>29911639
Wash your fucking hands your nails are disgusting!

slightly gullible anon who's never really followed con news or drama here

is this real?

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>>29915482
>Go to a con
>follow the stench of puke
>follow the noise of irl memespouting
>follow the sight of high schoolers
>when you come to a door, they will ask you who "Lauren Floss" is
>It's okay, they don't know her either
>Eventually they will just let you in
>the soft glow of many warm bodies will violate your senses
>the great greasy slosh of many cocks will fill your ears as they peel away their forgotten foreskins
>The heavy, awkward breathing
>the stale stench of cheesy smegma will rape your nostrils as it's nose is released from a 16 year slumber
>The sight of flabby, fleshy things will swamp you , weigh down upon your meager form like so much semen-soaked tissue paper


At this point, break out the condom and swallow it, if you're lucky you'll choke before the third person gets a load off.

>>29915724
Autistic people are prone to a behavior know as "anal digging". It's true, look it up.

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>>29916034
10/10
More disturbing than any creepypasta I've ever read.

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>>29912749

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>>29916034
>having a foreskin
Come on on guys it's 2017 get with the program.

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>>29912749
>>29916203
So that's where Dorner went.

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>>29916034
jesus christ

>>29916034
where do i meet the based cutfags to avoid that mess?
asking for an enemy.

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>>29914951

>>29911639
Other than Babscon and Bronycon is there any left? Nightmare night Dallas seems to have folded not holding a con last year and everything else has faded or failed.

>>29915716
Reminds me of the time i was messing around with fiberglass resin and my gloves broke, was dicking around in a garage making knives and grinding steel so got black steel dust glued to the underside of my fingernails for several weeks. My fingernails get dirty and I wash my hands autistically but I at least have the common sense to take out a knife and clean them, or cut them when they need to be cut. Pro tip moly grease does not wash out of white fabric or out from under fingernails too well and hoppes no9 with suspended carbon stains clothes for weeks and hands for days. Dexron 4 stains stuff red and smells up the house for weeks.

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>>29917262
Hey Rabbi, whatcha doin'?

>>29917390
Everfree northwest in Seattle/Tacoma

>>29917262
>letting the jews steal the tip of your dick

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>>29917390
Trotcon is still going strong. There's also CiderFest, Whinny City, Crystal Fair, and EFNW. I can't think of any others off the top of my head, but I'm sure they're out there.

>>29915795
lol nice pasta

>>29917429
TFW I live less than 4 hours from EFNW and could easily afford to go by boondocking it in the back of my car and eating canned food for 3 days, but cant go because my immune system is fucked from cancer treatments and I would probably die from contracting super gluten free ebola aids from the unwashed masses. Oh well there is always next year.

>>29911934
I must have turned down 4 or 5 sex offers at cons. Half were from guys half from girls, all from no hooves.

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>>29917390
>NMND seems to have folded, not holding a con last year

Nigga what? They had a con last year.

>>29917519
>he saves himself for his waifu

Son, I'm proud.

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>>29917330
obligatory

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>>29912749