Thread for all things shining armor

>>29907592
The fags already have a gay /soc/ thread, chodemonkey

Check the fucking catalog next time

>>29907592
That's a funny way to say cock worship thread

>>29907592
Big Mac is better

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>>29907592
Top bro.

>>29907601
>>29907808
>OP didn't even mention anything extremely gay
>Literally only posted a picture of Shining Armor while saying that this is a thread for those who wants to be bros with him
Are you that super-autistic homophobe from the Guard Mares-Only general who keeps screaming like a child the second anyone posts anything even remotely related to stallions anywhere?

>>29907981
>bros
So you read 'husbando' as 'bros'?

That's some mighty selective reading comprehension.

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>>29908014
Are you saying you read 'husbando' as 'really gay dude who only cares about sucking dicks and nothing else'?

How about this:
This is /mlp/.
Shining Armor is a part of the show.
People are allowed to create threads about the characters from the show and talk about them. Why, there are often threads about AJ and Rainbow Dash and many other ponies here.
Don't like it? Well then do everyone a favor and simply leave to a thread you do like instead of staying in a thread you have a personal problem with.

>>29907592
You're gay

>>29908091
I don't think Shiny can hear you, man. And even if he could, he would totally dismiss that and tell you he's married to Cadence.

>>29908237
He's bi then.

>>29907601
>>29907808
>>29908014

>Grills aren't a thing.
>OP creates a pony thread on the pony board but mods aren't doing their jobs because you don't want to have sex with this horse.

I swear to god, if you don't fuck off right now I'm gonna march on over to the guardmare thread and start writing green about horsecocks.

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>>29907592
The one thing I regret about this horse is that he's basically never gotten to do his actual destiny-granted purpose in the show. I don't use the term 'cucked' often, but if there's any poner who deserves it it's this poor sucker.
>Mindfucked by Chrysalis before the S2 finale even begins, reduced to love battery for his wife's turboshield
>Gets all of about 3 seconds of magic in during the S3 premiere before he gets the crystal horn herpes
>S4 finale, doesn't even flinch Tirek
>Doesn't even get a showing in any of S5 finale's alternate realities
>Can't do shit against the blizzard in S6 premiere
>Worfed like the rest in S6 finale
Poor guy's literally never had a chance to actually be a shining, upstanding knight in armor. Gets shoved out of the way for "more important" characters at every turn, and worfed in basically every appearance.

>>29908325
>>Mindfucked by Chrysalis before the S2 finale even begins, reduced to love battery for his wife's turboshield

You have that the other way around. Shining is the one who made the Anti-Changeling shield and is the only one who knew the spell, but couldn't make it again because Chrysalis drained all his love and that made him powerless. She gave him his love back, which made him look healthy again and not tired, and he could do his mega-ultra-racist-shield.

I am going to marry that horse.

>>29907592
How many of you "turned gay"? People keep telling me that it's impossible, but I'm not so sure.

>>29908974
If you already are thinking what color his horsecock is, I got some bad news.

>>29908974
It's too late for you.

Helps to have some tendencies there already, I'm sure. I've never really found dicks and dudes and assholes and whatnot attractive, but ponies and ponuts and horsecocks?

>>29909017
Maybe it is the fact that stallions and mares are so androginous.
You really can't tell unless you see the sheath hanging or the fucking crotchtits and vag.

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>>29909017
It's called a fetish. You fapped to female ponies so much that ANY pony began triggering your sexual response, regardless of gender. Basically, you associate male ponies (conditioned stimulus) with female ponies (unconditioned stimulus).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhqumfpxuzI

>>29909025
Well, it's pretty obvious who is what sex, but I think you are right on the money. You aren't biologically programed to like mares any more than you are to like stallions (that is, not at all since fucking them serves no purpose). It's all in your head, arguably with the exception of the big hips and immaculate asses that all ponies have, male or female, so you don't have the aversion to the stallions you would be expected to have to dudes. It's all equally alien and unnatural anyway.

>>29909051
No you are fucking retarded, fuck off wanna be freud.

>>29909067
Yes, that too. You are naturally programmed to have an aversion to human males, but it is more difficult for our brains to tell the gender of an animal, as it is all foreign and alien.

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>>29907592
I hope shining isn't pushing himself to hard. What with having to defend the crystal empire, taking care of his wife and the fucking baby, and some third thing I'm forgetting.

>>29909051
Not me, man. I just like ponies. A lot. They are all pretty damn cute. I want to be happy with them and feel good, and I'd like to make them feel good and happy too. As I guy with a penis, I can appreciate how good it feels to get your dick touched, you know? And ponies, even stallions, aren't gross to me like men are. I ain't gonna be some slut or nothing, but a horse is a horse, and if I end up with a stallion then I'd do everything in a relationship to make him happy just as I would with a mare.

Now, I like horsecock, don't get me wrong. I'm not here to pull a "I'm no fag, but..." or anything. But I like horsecock because I like sex. I like sex because I like reproduction. Cock + pussy = kid. I personally love the idea of pregnancy. Not in a fetishy way or anything, but I want to knock a bitch up, I want to see bitches knocked up, I want kids and shit. It's a wonder and a miracle that naturally, is a huge driving force in my life. I associate that big, powerful horsecock and everything else that goes with it with sex and reproduction. Gets me going. I don't have the natural aversion to stallions that I have to men. And in a world where I can't put a baby in any of the mares, I'm still gonna want to be a part of it somehow, and horsecocks is a part of it.

No homo tho.

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Faggots sexualizing male affection is the cancer killing society.

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>>29910170
It is. Guys can be best friends. Why do faggots always try to ruin something that is pure.

>>29910170
But homos have existed since forever, stupid /pol/ack.

>>29910260
Nobody said it wasn't retard.

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>>29910260
But the idea that male affection is always sexual or deviant is a modern innovation.

>>29910285
And they didn't destroy society before.
That's the point I was making, retard.

>>29910294
Tell that to sweden.

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>>29910292
It is just more evident because we stopped chainsawing homos when they were found out.

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>>29910300
I know I'll regret this, but what's the situation in sweden?

>>29910311
Bunch of immigrant rapefugees fucking everything up.

>>29910311
Sweden men are too effeminante for the sweden women and foreigners are taking over their rolls and what once made that nation a nation is now puddle for other countries to piss at. It's just bad.

>>29910333
Well homos are a natural population control though.

>>29910170
I do agree. It isn't healthy for the soul and it's bad for interpersonal relationships. It keeps people separate and isolated. And I mean especially with ponies, how can you not want to hang out and give him pets and just sit together and enjoy the company?

>>29910344
With birth control already implemented the population can and will plateau to prevent it from skyrocketing, but that's not the issue. I'm not saying being gay is a problem, but what you do in bed with someone else shouldn't be paraded around like a fad. It will send mix signals and harm not only those who aren't gay but those who are as well. What happens here on this chan is nothing since we're all adults we know the type of places we're wasting our time on, but when it's pushed by entire companies, government officals, and by peer pressure the status quo becomes chaotic and it only causes harm.

>>29910419
Birth control isn't infallible. There is in fact a fucking program that shows how plenty of horny teenagers get pregnant despite being on pills and using other methods of birth control.
The other stuff you mention comes from the consequences of being shunned for so long. They will eventually let it go.

>>29910452
I was thinking about the two kids per family thing, not pill popping teens, not that it matters but I really hope you're right about the latter.

>>29908296
Please do this

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>this is some bomb ass tea anon

Do you think, if ponies existed, we could hang out with them and dote on them the way we want to? I mean, could I hang out with Shiny, or anypony for that matter, and stroke their manes, and pet their fur and sit down with them on the couch a snuggle up to them? I mean shit, would you do that with some weird alien that just showed up one day, even if you didn't think they were completely revolting? And that's another thing, are we horibly ugly to them? They are cute little pony things, but we are big ugly apes with weird, partially hairy skin.

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>>29911118
>anypony
Seriously?
>could we hang out with them
Yes.
>dote on them the way we want to
>stroke their manes
>pet their fur
>sit down with them on the couch a snuggle up to them
No you creep. Think how weird it would be if you just started massaging someone, or playing with a girls hair.
If you got really close with a pone or if you were dating one, sure, there would be nothing weird then.

>>29911229
>anypony
Yes.
>any body
>anybody
>any one
>anyone
>any pony
>anypony

I get it, fuck bronies. But this isn't 2012. It's plenty logical in this situation. It's also canon.

>>29911297
It's just pretty gay dude. That's all.

>>29911298
>50 seconds between posts
>only +1

Dead board.

>>29911314
Literally though.
I think I'm just going to go to bed. Only so many times I can
>F5
>F5
>F5
>F5
>F5
>F5

>>29911298
>kinda gay
>on /mlp/

Anon, I...

>>29911347
There's nothing gay about wanting to suck a horse cock anon. Grow up.

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>>29911229
>this whole post

Y-yea...

>>29908296
Please do it anyway. Those 3 buthurt faggots deserve it.

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>>29911118
We're cute, just like little foals.
>small beady eyes
>flat muzzle
>short mane

shiningfags are a thing?

>>29912944
I want to convince him it's not cheating if it's with another guy and cum in his asshole.

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>>29907981
I want to marry and make love to those horses

>>29912944
What, really?

No homo

https://derpibooru.org/1416401

>>29913400
>Braeburned's Shining/Spike comic

unf

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>>29913400
>>29913546
I couldn't make myself read it. Aged-up Spike is a lame cliche that isn't even canon. Unless he is stealing things, I guess. Besides, if I wanted to see a dragon fuck a horse, I'd just go look at regular furshit. I can't be the only one.

>>29913756

Too bad, because you're missing out.

>>29913756
Braeburned is too casual pleb to do gay shota.

>>29913756

The porn/art isn't even the best part, imo. The cute dialogue between them is what really got me off in that comic.

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Shiny's asleep right now.
What would you do?

>>29914658
Prostate massage

>>29914658
Tuck him in. Lie down with him maybe. I'm pretty tired too, desu.

>>29913400
>>29913546
>>29913771
>>29914165
One of the best things ever, imo.

>>29911526
wat?

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Wouldn't it be fun to have him over for a week, while Cadance is on the rag back at the crystal empire...

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>>29916600
>tfw the balls touch

I don't wanna cuck Cadance or anything, but I can't imagine pretending to be all upset about Shining's boner problem.

>>29917207
Hey, he knew the rules going into this.