What would a blowjob from a Griffon be like?

>>29904593
beaky

>rape

A beak-job sounds kind of painful, actually.

>>29904593
Probably this >>29904594 but more throaty. Wait what if they think your dick looks like a worm?

>>29904593
It wouldn't be cheep.

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The beak isn't the only problem.
You've got to make it past the teeth, too.

>>29904593
You think they're as marshmellowy as the ponys are? Maybe it'll be like a firm pillow

>>29904593
Well she could only use her throat so, it would be just a glorified face fucking

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>>29904593
>Not fucking in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

>>29904593
It would be very painful.

>>29904605
Maybe she'll just tongue bathe your privates.

>>29904611
>recreation

>>29904615
4u

>>29904620
>implying procreation isn't just a bonus

>tfw Gabby will never peck at you cock like it's a worm
>She will never bat it around like a long worm
Feels bad man

>>29904598
>Wait what if they think your dick looks like a worm
They would say boy your dick looks like a worm.
Then they suck it anyway because they are not retarded enough to think it really is one.

They're a straight handjob race, they just catch your spunk in their beak hole

It probably feels really good.

Like the ponies being able to hold things with their hooves, there's no explanation for how and it doesn't make sense - it just does.

Just rub it on their chest fluff, skip the fucking deadly sharp beak full of teeth. That will not end well for anyone involved.

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>>29904641
No risk, no reward.
If you successfully run the gauntlet past the beak and teeth, it's all milk and honey past that.

>>29904643
The hard hitting question: Do they have a cat tongue or a bird tongue?

>>29904593
Beaks actually suck for anything but eating.
But since these are cartoons, you can fantasize that their beaks are soft and thus give good blowjobs.

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>>29904648
>you can fantasize that their beaks are soft and thus give good blowjobs.
That's my headcanon now.

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>>29904653
There's no wrong way to fantasize

>>29904655
>>29904657
Hivemind.

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>>29904593
Have you ever seen an eagle peck at a large animal carcuss? She'll fucking eviscerate your dick.

>>29904647
Now that's an actually good question. I suppose that depends if she preens her fur and feathers with her fur like a cat or with her beak like a bird.

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When you watch her beak in the episode, it seems to have a very small amount of malleability to it, but not much. Not to the point of being 'soft' but at the very least its not completely solid. I feel like that would mean its at the very least not particularly sharp, though probably uncomfortable in terms of blowjobs.

Enough practice and I don't see why it would be any learning how to keep teeth out of a blowjob though.

The bird/cat tongue seems to be something else though. Bird tongue seems the obvious answer, as its part of her bird part of her body. If that's the case, eagle tongues in specific would make it far more difficult than even a beak would. They have protrusions on them that would seriously hurt and be almost impossible to avoid.

All this said, its completely irrelevant.. Horses can grip things with their hooves, and their entire bodies seem to be some sort of non-newtonian fluid. Blowjobs would be great somehow because cartoon. That's really all it comes down to.

>>29904667
>She'll fucking eviscerate your dick
The pink dog is right, ima fuck the grey blond poni.

>>29904601
Carlos, just because there's no picture doesn't mean we don't know it's you

You'd get chirpies.
It's a canarial disease that's untweetable.