So where exactly is his penis?

>>29903977
In Rarity.

>>29903977
Up your ass, darling.

in his sheath

>>29903977
Since his body is a rip-off of Yoshi's why don't you ask about the original instead of infecting our board with even more AIDS?

>>29903977
He was castrated at birth to prevent any toxic masculinity. That's why he carries a BBC around to use in case he's ever given the privilege of fornicating with a strong Equestrian mare.

>>29904030
>he carries a BBC around
Whatever could that fairly mean, you rubberneck lobscouse?

>>29903977
I always figured it was somewhere low down but still in front.

>>29903977
in me

Behind a flap.

>>29903977
What, did you think that was his tail?

>>29904038
Big black cock.

>>29903977
He never had one

>>29903977
Tucked away in his cloaca like any other diaspid amniote tetrapod.

>>29903977
He doesn't have one
He has a cloaca

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>>29903977
Pin the wiener on the dragon

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>>29904146
i think i found hum drum's superpower

>>29903977
penises*

It is a founding principle of this website that everything sucks, and there is nothing good in this world.

If it doesn't suck, we will make sport of it and poke it with burning sticks until it bloody well does suck.

We claim to be creators, but we exist only to tear down and destroy.

We are the ones who knock.

We are the ones who just want to watch the world burn.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forget.
We do not forgive.
Expect us.

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>>29904118
>>29904146
>>29904946

>>29903979
fpbp

didn't someone find the dragon dick on a train? there was a thread for it a little bit ago

>>29903982
Rarity, please!

>"AH~ HA~! S-SPIKEY WIKEY, DARLING, UNNNGHA~ T-THIIIS IS HOW A LADY LIKES TO BE MMMMFUCKED."
>"Y-YOUUUU COULD NE-HEEVER UNF, HAA~ H-HOPE TO S-S-SATISFY ME WITH THAT PITIFUL EXC-UUUS-, OH MY, F-FOR A PENIS."

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in a sheath that closes up perfectly and appears invisible. this sheath is like a vagina, it permanently lubricate and cleans his penis, and also allows other dragons to penetrate him. it's so deep Spike actually can use it to hide small objects and use it like a pocket.

so in a sense Spike can always go fuck himself.

>>29904946
Damn it anon, I chuckled.

>>29905249
nothin personnel, kid

>>29905768
But where is the sheath.