All of the above?

>>29901791
>Cock vore

You horse fags are the absolute most disgusting people ever, just end your life.

>>29901810
>Namefag
opinion disregarded

There's no wrong way to fantasize

>>29902449
Shut up, Horsefag.

>>29901791
She's too pretty, what does she get from fucking someone like me?

>>29902480

this phrase will become as ubiquitous on /mlp/ as "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash" and ">rape"

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>>29902485
>He wouldn't fuck a horse
Plebeian, next you'll tell me you don't like boipucci.

>>29902507
The satisfaction of slumming it like a filthy peasant.

>>29902658
Being thrown away when she's done with me is going to hurt.

>>29902684
Her fetish is utterly emasculating her lovers. She'll go through the motions all the way until she's ready to cum and then she'll start being rude. She'll make fun of your penis size and then tell her friends to come in the room and make fun of your appearance. And then she'll secretly make you cum prematurely and then belittle you about it while everyone else laughs. Then she'll hold you aloft for everyone to poke and prod and then magically force you to empty your bladder and bowels while your waifu watches. Only then - when you are broken and contemplating suicide - will she reveal it was all a spell and that she's cumming harder than she ever has in her entire life. That part's a lie for your sake, she really did all the things you experienced and you were a pretty horrible lover.