There's a Sweetie Belle walking towards you! What do you do?

>>29900657
"I'm sorry, miss, but I was more interested in your other two friends."

>>29900657
unzip

>>29900657
Unizip dick.

>>29900657
Let her fetch the stick.

>>29900657
Recoil and screech

Call her Swibble.

>>29900782
This was the first thing to pop into my head

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>rape (arguably)

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>>29901218
>>29900689
>>29900690

Extend finger

>>29900657
IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!

>>29900657
Run to it and cuddle! AND SQUEE!!!

>>29900657
Sell her to the glue factory.

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>>29901264
>I came here for (you)

>>29902740
I just came.

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"Let me tell you about the Jews."

AUTISM

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>>29900657
>Starts sweating
>Try to look at something else to not spill your spaghettis
>You can't, she's just too...
>"Hi anon!"
>Her voice cracks
>unf
"h-hey there S-Sweetie."
>"Look anon, we got our cutie marks!"
>She starts waving her butt at you
>Gulp all the way down your hardening dick
>"Uh? What's that? Do you have something in your pocket?"
>ohshitfuckwhat
"I can explain, it's, uh, my lamptorch!"
>She thinks about it for a second. Before prodding it with her hoof
>"Oh, I guess it is your lamptorch! That explains why it's so big, and hard~"
>You just can't process what's happening
>And she uses that to her advantage
>"And here I thought you were just happy to see me. Oh well, too bad! See you then anon!"
>And with that she turns to her friend and leave the room
>Then you wake up

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>>29900657
>Immediately start rambling about the octopi that secretly control Equestria, and exposit at length about how my tinfoil hat protects me from the octopi's thought-stealing magic

>>29900657
Turn 360° and walk out with Scootaloo