Twilight sparkle is suicidal

>>29898927
"Can I have your stuff?"

>>29898927

hang up.

>>29898927
>rape

>>29898937
why would you rape the phone?

>>29898927
Tell her that if she kills herself, it'll make me so sad that I'll have to kill myself.

>>29898927

Record the call to play back to Spike so he will be forever haunted by the sounds of her death

>>29898927
I dare you to fucking do it, bitch. I'm sick of getting "suicidal" calls from my ex already so if you think you are going to tug on my heartstrings you better think again, you cunt.

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>>29898953
>Tell her that if she kills herself, it'll make me so sad that I'll have to kill myself.

I don't see a problem with either side.
That sounds like a win-win situation to me.

>>29898927
Out of all the ponies, friends, and teachers you had in your life to say this to and you tell me. Fuck you Sparkel. Just because I look depressed doesn't mean I'm suicidal.

>>29898967
>Just because I look depressed doesn't mean I'm suicidal.

You're on this board.
You should, by nature, be both.

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>>29898927
Well if she's gonna kill herself anyway maybe she can at least let me smach her purple ass before she goes? I mean she has nothing to lose and that would be doing a good deed before comitting a sin. Who knows, maybe she'll like it so much she won't kill herself.
If I find nothing but a corpse when I get there I'm still doing it.

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>>29899000

i would rape a dead and decomposing twilight sparkle no matter how long she has been deceased. if smell was an issue i would just use a mask or a clothespin or something.

>>29899011
Not just once either. With any luck and low enough temperature she can be preserved for a pretty long time.

>>29898927
Gently whisper into the receiver...
"do it, faget."

>>29899041

then gently whisper into the receiver
"Also, can you tell me how to spell 'faggot' correctly?"

>>29898927
Kill Glimmer instead

>>29899055
Hello, newfriend

>>29899025
>>>

Fucking a frozen Twilight Sparkle corpse?
that's definitely a video for YouTube.
How would you keep your dick from getting frostbite, though?

>>29899075
A down-scaled leg warmer.

>>29898927
I'd call shadowlock to come comfort her.

>>29898934
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>>29898937
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>>29898967
>>29899000
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>>29899041
Cruel and heartless
Never change /mlp/

>>29899100
I'm not heartless, I'll be very gentle even if it's just a corpse. Maybe even cuddle after that.

>>29899100
>Cruel and heartless
>Never change /mlp/

have you seen what board you are on?
go back to /fluffykittens or some shit like that.

>>29899122
>I'm not heartless, I'll be very gentle even if it's just a corpse. Maybe even cuddle after that.


i wouldn't be gentle.
i'd fuck her intestines straight out of her body.

>>29899123
that was a funny joke m8

>>29899100
Come on, Anon. I even said "gently whisper."
Do you take me for some sort of barbarian?

>>29899129
That's not the way to treat a princess. Twilight's corpse is for gentle loving only.

>>29899147
>Come on, Anon. I even said "gently whisper."
>Do you take me for some sort of barbarian?

once twilight was dead, i would rape her until her ghost possessed spike and pleaded with me to stop.
how's that for a barbarian?

>>29899158
>That's not the way to treat a princess. Twilight's corpse is for gentle loving only.

she'd be dead
it would be open season on her holes
...of which i would create at least four new ones.
rigor mortis would take some time to kick in.

>>29899159
If her ghost would possess Spike there's no other way. Spike needs to get raped too.

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>>29899164
Dead princess is still a princess.

>>29899168

oh hell yes. obviously. duh.
it would be my hope spike would watch me rape twilight's dead body then pass out from shock. that way he doesn't struggle when i rape his little dragon lizard asshole.

>>29898927

"I'm on my way over. Promise you won't do anything before I get there?"

>>29899171
>Dead princess is still a princess.

somehow i don't think the dead bitch is going to try to sentence me to the dungeon when i stick my penis into her cold vagina or up her nostrils.

>>29899174
>Twilight's spirit goes from one body to another after they've been raped dead
>whole Ponyville goes extinct

>>29899180
>"I'm on my way over. Promise you won't do anything before I get there?"

>>You arrive at Twilight's House
>>You find her on the floor, a bullet through her head
>>brain matter covers the furniture
>>you pull a condom out of your wallet

>>29899184
I need green for this.

>>29899147
Sorry mate, I was banned by the faggot mods for posting anti-/s4s/ propaganda involving horsepussy, so I kinda want to vent my anger towards this shithole over my local library's wifi. Don't take that the wrong way though, I love posting here. The uncontrolled impoliteness and faggotry make this board more entertaining than r/mylittlepony.

>>29899197
>I was banned by the faggot mods for posting anti-/s4s/ propaganda involving horsepussy
Tell us your tale.

>>29899188
Dear diary, Jackpot.

>>29898927
"PURPLE SMART IF YOU PULL THAT FUCKING TRIGGER I SWEAR I'M GONNA TELL CELESTIA TO BRING YOU BACK"

>>29898927

Why is Tara Strong prank calling me, of all people?

You can't kill Twilight because she's not real.

>>29899207
>browsing /s4s/
>recently had a meme involving that three headed hydra from s1 with the caption "N E C C"
>swaglord stickies this thread
>barneyfag replies ensue
>week later, today
>thread with pic of rainbow presenting and getting her ass slapped with caption "naughty girl"
>save image, download shitty art app from app store
>draw black smudge over pussy so mods wont prune
>post saying /s4s/ is makong fun of us for joking about wanting to fuck ponies
>mods prune thread despite censorship
>go to local library
>library wifi allows 4chin for some reason
>post from there while i wait for ban to lift
>i know i can't get b& because that would require the entire library to get b&

>>29898927
"If you really wanted to kill yourself, you would have just done it. You want attention. So come on over so we can fuck. And bring beer."

>>29899191
>I need green for this.

All of PonyVille raped and murdered?
Hell yes.

>>29899229
>"PURPLE SMART IF YOU PULL THAT FUCKING TRIGGER I SWEAR I'M GONNA TELL CELESTIA TO BRING YOU BACK"

zombie twilight?
could you make her your willing slave?
order her to give you blowjobs?

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>>29899247

You are such a barrel of fuck off.

>>29899301
>zombie blowjobs
>a piece of her cheek falls off
>your dick goes through the hole
HOT

>>29899188
Would the exit wound be big enough to fuck?

>>29898927
>"Now, about that 50 Bits you still owe me..."

>>29898927

Open a Portal up to the MLP FiM Universe and take the gun away from her.

Don't worry, Luna will save her.

>>29889265

>>29898927
Oh boy, I made a story about this...(I think it's deleted now.)
"But you'll die anyway, what is preventing you enjoying the time you have left before you go?"
Then she tells you all the reasons, and you give her the answers... and she feels better...

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>>29899310
No, he's actually the only sensible man here. All the rest are a bunch of loser degenerates fantasizing about fucking a dead cartoon horse.

>>29898927
>after you hear the gunshot that would end Twilight's life
>you hear a familiar voice in the background over the phone
>you recognize the voice to be Glimmer
>it sounded like she was completely unaware of the phone call and continue talking
>"Now to cancel the magic hold I had on her and now to proceed to the next step"
>"dear friends and family I know I've been acting strange as of late that because I was stress out over my responsibilities as being a princess and decided to take my own life. I shall promote Glimmer to take my place as princess."
What do?

>>29899467
travel to the past and kill Glimglam obviously