>Every single cell of Thingpone's body wants to pleasure you

>>29898610
Didn't you guys already try to resurrect your weird waifu general or something

>>29898627
She resurrects my cock every time I see her.

>>29898610
I want to fuck that hoof.

>>29898648
She can turn the frog of her hoof into a vagina.

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>>29898610
>most of Khorme's stuff appeals to my fetishes
>browse through his gallery
>this pops up

>>29898651
http://gizmodo.com/284762/silicone-pussy-foot-almost-real-except-for-one-thing

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>>29898628
>>29898640
>>29898648

I presume no-one here has actually watched The Thing films, or read the book for that matter, because it is fucking terrifying and something you don't wanna stick your dick into

>Thingpony assimiliates Nyx
>Realises after it was a bad idea
>Thingpony tries to eject Nyx
>Fails
>Thingpony goes into a full panic
>Thingpony transforms into Nyx
>Nyx then smirks and walks off
>Thingpony had been consumed instead

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>>29898671
How is being assimilated winning?

>>29898681
But its a pony tho

>>29898681
If it loves you it won't assimilate you. Win her heart, Anon. All six of them.

>>29898667
She wouldn't have thought it was a good idea in the first place. Despite being afraid of fire she burns Nyx on the spot.

I'd fuck it.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/blossomthing

>>29898731
didn't you read? thingpony is dead

>>29898776
>implying you can kill something that is made up of billions of living independent cells

>>29898793
And Nyx absorbed them all.

>>29898664
This.

The Thing is a murderous abomination that will kill and assimilate whatever it can should the opportunity arise, and must be cleansed with fire with extreme prejudice.

Just like the Alien, the Thing likely has no higher thought process than to propogate its species, and attack anything in its way. It's nothing more than an intergalactic wasp trying to establish a hive.

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>>29898661
That is fucked up like a soup sandwich.

>>29898796
Parts of her escaped. How do you know there isn't a bunch of other living things that have been assimilated?

>>29898797
It's like you don't even have any concept of what a fearboner is.

>>29898664

Are you aware what site youre browsing?

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>>29898664
its a fantasy creature derived from an idea, anon. it can behave however those who dictate its actions see fit.

>>29898797
The entire concept behind the Thingpone thread was that after consuming a pony, the magic of Equestria granted it higher thinking - love and tolerance entered its heart.

>>29898801
>implying you wouldn't

>>29898822
He's gone full retard over this before. It's a wonder he hasn't started spamming this thread with thousands of shots and quotes from the film.

>>29898815
Then we'll finish the job and release those assimilated prior.

>>29898834
expanding on this, i thought the pony it assimilated also happened to have a deep love for anon which is why thingpone now feels that way

>>29898841
You don't know who's assimilated and who isn't. That's why it's called a perfect imitation. Ponies, animals, ect. you can't gather every living creature in the universe and see. Enjoy your eventual death by fire, Nyx. You won't be expecting it.

>>29898834
>The entire concept behind the Thingpone thread was that after consuming a pony, the magic of Equestria granted it higher thinking - love and tolerance entered its heart.
>>29898844
>expanding on this, i thought the pony it assimilated also happened to have a deep love for anon which is why thingpone now feels that way

I like this. Any stories about Anon teaching thingpone how to be a good pone?

I am here exclusively to wait for the MacReady copypasta, please no assimilation while I wait.

>>29898853
Not when you remove your weaknesses.

>>29898834
>>29898801 (You)
>implying you wouldn't
No implying about it mate, I'm bloody well saying outright that I wouldn't.
Thingpone is cute and strange, but a rubber severed foot with that in it? That's just disturbing.
I'd fuck the Thing, but I wouldn't touch that with your dick.
With Anon pushing and Anon taking the blame.
Some things just shouldn't be trifled with.

>>29898861
You can try.

>>29898865
Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I honestly want to shoot a load in that foot.

>>29898866
We will succeed. If all else fails, once everypony is freed we isolate "thing" from Nyx.

>>29898610
hot

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>>29898610
Now that's some advanced horse pussy.

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>>29898793
> Implying there are things you cannot kill with a heavy flamethrower.

>>29899140
Can't kill something if you don't know where, or who it is.

>>29898610

>Open door, walk in, close door.
>Hang up hat.
>Set down brief case.
"Honey, I'm home!"
>Several tentacles shoot out from the living room and encircle your limbs.
"What the fuck?!!"
>You are lifted bodily into the air and carried into the living room.
>A pair of scythe-like, insectoid appendages flick out and slice through your clothing.
>The remains of your comfy suit drop quietly to the floor.
>Supported by a ropy column of viscous flesh, Amber's head pops into view.
>Her expression crazed with lust.
>"Honey-boo, you would not believe how horny I am right now!"
"I was kinda getting that impression-"
>"No talking! Fill me with your HMD!"
>Below you, her hind legs, surrounded by the writhing tentacles holding you firmly, spread wide open.
>The moist opening between them also spreads, gulping hungrily, juices running out onto the floor.
>With a growl, Amber draws you to herself and wraps tightly around you, as her sex pretty much inhales your genitalia.
>The one thing that Thingpone hadn't counted on...
>The one thing that reduced her from alien conqueror to Anon's horsewaifu...
>Estrus has taken the lead.
>The next few hours are unspeakably delightful.

>>29899169
I bet she goes to work with Anon by transforming into something that looks like Anon's clothes but is actually living material and sometimes at work encases his dick in a fleshy horse pussy and fuckes him at work while Anon tries to hide what's happening from his boss and coworkers.

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>>29899169
>Amber
what did he mean by this?

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>>29899210
Amber, aka "Thingpone".

When The Thing landed in Equestria, it assimilated an earth pony mare named Amber.

Due to magic of friendship and another alien presence, Anon, rather than becoming an all-conquering biomass, she assimilated Amber's thoughts and feelings as well.

Especially her secret crush on Anon.

Shenanigans ensue, often featuring multiple eyes, tentacles, tongues, and the occasional assimilation.

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>>29899237
funny that you guys went with amber, considering.

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>>29899255
No idea, the character's been around a while. "Amber" became her name back in the great days when "le chat tomb de la fenetre" was doing art of her.

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>>29899284
Amber assimilates Anon (pt 1)

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>>29899311
Amber assimilates Anon (pt 2)

>>29899284
>>29899311
>>29899316
As far as we know, "The cat fell out of the window" was from France, not Quebec.

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>>29899284
aye, surfing the archive the earliest mention i can find of thingpone was 2012, but its only one post and didnt seem to take off until 2015. first mention of thingpone and amber together also seems to be 2015. amber and maple were designed in 2014.
>>19770326
in any case, i thought it was a funny coincidence.

>>29899349
Hmmm, there could very well be a connection.
>Amber rapes you.
>"Soorry, eh."

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>>29899376
amber grain is the murican, maple leaf is the cunadian.

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>>29899386
Shows you how much attention I pay to those shenanigans...

>>29899413
i followed both pretty closely from their first threads. it was some fun stuff

>>29898797
kek, the thing is insanely intelligent, it built a spacecraft form lab equipment

>fuck the thing
>dick grows legs and jumps away
this was a BAD idea

>>29899498
>thingpone is controlling it
>but you can still feel everything
>you have no idea what most of these sensations are, and honestly don't want to know
>but it is very, very distracting

>>29899655
kek

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>You sit on a park bench.
>Amber sits in your lap.
>Feels comfy.
>Then you feel your fly get pulled down.
>Tentacles reach in and grab your dick.
>Amber is still just sitting there, wearing a perfectly innocent expression.
"Amber..."
>"Yes, love?"
"Don't make it weird."
>"Why whatever do you mean, sweetie?"
>Yeah, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
>The tentacles retract, and a hot, wet, slimy appendage you don't dare guess at slowly coils around your dick.
>All the ponies enjoying the park around you are none the wiser.
"Is there any particular reason you can't just wait until we get home?"
>"Oh? Wait for what?"
>The slimy could stroke up and down, and you feel a sucker-like protrusion of some sort, kiss the tip of your head, then slowly start to engulf your member.
>It's getting harder to control yourself.
"Seriously Amber, this is a public place!"
>"Yes, it is, isn't it?"
>There was definitely a more than a hint of mischief in that look she just gave you.
>Whatever she's doing has now sucked you in to the hilt, and a tendril slides between your legs, heading towards your ass.
"Amber, don't you dare."
>"Dare what, honey?"
>And in it slides easily, making straight for your prostate.
>Your nail prints are just about permanently engraved into the park bench.
"Does privacy mean nothing to you at all?"
>"Nope."
>Something inside sucks on you, hard, as the tendril tickles your prostate.
>You cum with the force of a thousand suns.
>For the first time since sitting down, Amber's face develops a distinct flush, and she sighs.
>"I'm having fun, aren't you?"
>You can only whimper in reply.
>"Heh. Get ready for round two, sunshine."

>>29899445
Still has no other purpose than to kill and assimilate others until there's nothing left.

You can't negotiate with it.

>>29899899
hot damn

>>29899983

She sure likes your "genetic information", if you know what I mean.

>>29898718
But the thing did love someone in the comics and it assimilated her.

>>29900041
Once it assimilated a pony, the pony's sense of love, friendship, and decency overpowered it's need to assimilate lovers.

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>>29900056
This.
Because friendship is magic.
Duh.

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Alright, I stayed out of the last thread, but you people fucking disgust me. You don't talk to the Thing. You don't touch the Thing. You don't FUCK the Thing.

You do only one thing: You BURN it.

No compromises, no weakness, no hesitation, no uncertainty. The Thing represents the end of life, civilization and, possibly, the galaxy. We don't know where it came from or why; we only know what it does and what it wants, and it will never treat you as anything more than meat.

This isn't about waifus, this isn't about subverting human ignorance and finding love in something strange, IT IS THE THING. The struggle against something so utterly and terrifying inhuman and alien. Burning it is the only acceptable answer.

You don't even know what it truly is thinking. How can you trust a shapeshifter? You can't. It will always be planning something. Always be plotting. All it desires is assimilation and it will manipulate the emotions of those around it to get what it wants. You DON"T. FUCK. THE THING.

So, you're in Equestria, suddenly Thingpone, what do?

THE ANSWER IS YOU FUCKING BURN IT.

Anything other than that and you get what you fucking deserve when it shoots a tentacle into your throat and tears it out while raping your spine and eyeballs.

John Carpenter and Kurt Russel would be fucking disappointed in all of you.

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>>29900124
Took you long enough to get here. Stuck in traffic?

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>>29900185
>he does it for free

>You're having sex with your thingpone waifu from behind
>She's normally pretty active during sex, but today she seems distant and distracted
>She hasn't morphed out of her pony form even the slightest, either; she usually puts a few tendrils out to caress you
"Amber? What's wrong?"
>She bites her lip, before sighing and turning her head at a somewhat unnatural angle to look into your eyes
>"Do you trust me, Anon? I want to do something, but I'm afraid it might be going too far..."
>...You have a bad feeling that you're going to regret what you're about to say...
"I love you, Amber. You can never go too far with me."
>She smiles nervously before turning her head forward again and gently pushing back against you
>"O-okay, I'm just...I'm going to just go ahead and do it. And I'm not going to assimilate you, I promise, please don't be scared."
>You frown
>When she has to promise not to assimilate you, that usually means you're in for some extremely freaky shit
>She moans as you feel yourself penetrate her to an unnatural depth
>After hilting you completely, her internals continue to roll down your length to simulate endless penetration
>You grip her flanks tightly and grunt
>She knows how much you love this
>As the stimulation continues, her pubic mound splits and extends outwards to completely envelop your balls
>You loudly moan at the powerful sensations
>Your moaning stops as the sensations from your dick start to become strange
>You have no idea what's happening inside of her right now, but it sure as hell isn't sexual
>You wouldn't describe it as painful either, it's all just...sensation
>As if she's tied into the nerves of your dick and is sending garbage data directly to your brain
>You grip her shoulder, and jump when you somehow feel it on your dick
>"T-that's it, just hold on to me, we're almost done."
>True to her word, it all stops a few seconds later
>As you pant in exhaustion, she steps away and you freeze
>You're dick is gone

>>29900206
>You're completely flat, like a Ken doll
>But you can still feel it somehow
>You look up to Thingpone, and she smiles sheepishly
>"W-well? What do you think? I assi-uh, I borrowed your penis, Anon."
"What? Why? What?"
>"It doesn't have to be permanent!"
"It won't be permanent! Why would you do that!?"
>"Because of this."
>She starts to pace back and forth in front of you
>You instinctively look at your crotch
>What the hell?
>You're feeling something right now
>You look closely at her as she moves, and your eyes widen
>The way her fur rubs together as she moves, the swish of her tail, the tickling of mane against her neck, her hooves against the floor...
>...You can feel all of it
>Through your dick
>She didn't steal your penis
>She became your penis
>And she's incredibly sensitive
>"Pretty cool, right?"
>She rubs a hoof over her cheek, and you bite your lip to stifle a moan
>She starts to grow confident as she sees the effect she's having on you
>"And don't forget, I can do stuff like this~"
>She starts to shift and reorder her insides, and you gasp at the sudden assault of raw simulation
>You let out a long, strained grunt at the nearly painful level of pleasure she's pumping directly into your brain
>You thought this was merely a demonstration, that she was going to stop before you came, but after a few seconds you realize that she intends to make you cum
>Your whole body seizes up, but it has no effect on the incoming signals
>She lays across you, but you dare not hold her for fear of intensifying the sensation
>You hold eye contact with her until you finally have a bone-creaking orgasm and your vision goes white
>She finally releases you from the hellish stimulation, and your body goes limp as you gulp down air
>When your sight returns, your greeted to the sight of Amber staring lovingly at you as she swishes something around in her mouth
>She opens it to reveal an enormous load of cum, far larger than you could ever hope to produce naturally

>>29899998
>>29899999
>>29900000

>>29900213
>She closes her mouth again, gulps, and reopens it to reveal it to be empty
>You squirm at the unique feeling of semen flowing inwards rather than outwards
>"That wasn't so bad, was it?"
>You aren't really in good enough shape to respond right now, but of the numerous words you'd use to describe what just happened, 'bad' DEFINITELY wasn't one of them
>She leans in to kiss you, and return it despite feeling like you were basically tongue-kissing your own urethra
>She giggles before lifting off of you and backing towards the door
>"I've got some errands to run. When I get back in a few hours, we'll talk about maybe giving your weiner back, okay?"
>She sticks her tongue out playfully
>"I love you, Anon."
>Your voice returns to you at last, although weakly
"Hah, hah, I-I love you too, Amber."
>She beams happily before turning to trot of with quick, energetic, very stimulating steps
>You sigh as you make yourself comfortable for the next few hours
>A short ripple through her body lets you know that she's not planning to going easy on you

>>29900206
"AMBER! You know better. Put it back!"

>>29900206
>You're dick is gone

Fuck, how'd I miss that.

https://pastebin.com/18FjTCKj

>>29900222
Freaky-deaky alien sex acts are exactly what this thread needs more of!

And the thread slows down as people read the greens then wander off to fap.

>>29900413
hard find location post image for geotag, fellow Anonymous.

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>>29900222
>>29900213
>>29900206
Never before has it been this appropriate to say
>muh dick

>>29898757
I wrote that
AMA

>>29900568
>Userpage
>Stories: 1

Why is this

>>29900574
First and only piece of fiction I ever wrote. I wanted more Thingpone bad enough that I made some.

>>29898664
>>29898797
>Man deals with fear by sexualising it and then fucking it.
>History of the human race: 101

There were likely a subset of cavemen / neanderthals that fantasized about mammoths.

>>29900568
Moar chapters wen?

>>29900830
>grunt grunt when want grab sabertooth by rear and fug

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>>29900877

>>29900855
After I finish my semester of graduate school in a week.

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>>29900830
that's how my archnephilia started...

>>29900929
Yay!

lyra sketch anon btw

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>>29898610
>every single cell
>has hair and teeth
> isn't a ponyslime
no thanks mate

>>29898610
Time to rev up that MacReady pasta.

>>29901008
I fucking loved that pic.

>>29901029
>is pleb enough to think Thingpone can't turn herself to anything even a slimepony
More for me.

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>>29900830
>you ungabunga
>back from hunt
>kill sabertooth, big food, tribe eat
>cavewomen in tribe want piece of you
>you no want
>ungabunga man of discerning taste
>want mammoth, not for eat
>go out when tribe sleep
>find mammoth
>long trunk, strong thigh, warm hole
>cavepainting related
>go to mammoth
>fuck
>it good

>>29901032
fucken late

>>29901029
that pone should be in a lot of pain.

All four legs broken.

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I want her to give me a blowjob.

>>29901071
I want legit porn of her giving a blowjob.

>>29901029
it's a slime it doesn't have bones intil you stick one in her

>>29898610
I only need her to step on me with her dirry, sweaty hooves.

>>29901071
This is the picture I was talking about. Lyra crying as Thing's flesh converts her body and encases her nervous system.

>>29901107
then maybe the pone would be in some pain.. at first

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Pastebin, with a bunch of Thingpone shorts in it.

https://pastebin.com/Qp6MBcLh

>Thingpone really wishes she could assimilate Anon
>She loves him and wants to be close to him, how much closer can you get than being one?
>But because she loves Anon so much, she could never bring herself to violate his wishes and his trust
>She offers a compromise to Anon:
>Assimilation play
>Once a week, he allows her to completely engulf her while they roleplay an assimilation
>It's usually a loving and gentle joining of two souls, but every now and then she indulges her origins and they act out a violent body theft
>Once the "assimilation" occurs, they go to sleep, with Anon still inside her
>It usually goes pretty well, but every now and then he catches her trying to slip a tendril or two into his various orifices
>As much as he knows that filling his internal cavities would make her feel even closer to him, he can't bring himself to let her do it
>She won't make him do anything he doesn't want to do, so she always relents immediately
>She just puts an ear to his chest and fantasizes that she's hearing his heart beating from the inside
>Not being one with Anon makes her sad, but knowing that Anon is happy makes her happier

>>29900206
Hey, by any change you got skype/steam/discord? I'm friends with the writer of the blossomthing, I would like to contact you, maybe you can help with the story!

>>29901515
I need a story about this. I like this a lot.

>>29902115
Sorry, but no thanks. I don't write nearly consistently enough to collaborate on anything.

>>29902194
Hey, dont say that, your writing is really good, and I really like your ideas, Message me on Pastebin if you ever change of mind, my name over there is KDA2077.

>>29901515
Little did anon know that Thing had assimilated Anon in his sleep sans his nervous the first time they did this but she kept his flesh in its normal configuration so he wouldn't notice.

She couldn't bear being away from her Anon. This way she could always protect him and be a part of him. She still felt guilty for lying to him.

>>29902541
nervous system*

>>29902541
Is this the actual story behind Central Nervous System Anon? The world wonders...

>After a long day anon comes back to his home, closing the door behind him as he walked in. As he enters the living room he is greet by amber looking at the opposite direction of him.
>"Hi anon, I was waiting for you, You don't know how horny I am again~"
>She lays her chest on the floor, doing a small backbend as her flank is still up, facing directly at anon, Before he can even respond amber's starts convulsing a little as her vaginal lips spread open, 5 meaty tentacles quickly exits from her orifice, making wet sounds as they exited.

>>29902619
I did a thing lol (pun not intended)
Want me to continue it?

>>29902619
>Anon quickly divests himself of anything fragile or likely to be damaged by excessive moisture.
"Welp, here we go again..."

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>>29899186
>>29899899
>>29900206
>>29900213
>>29900222
>mfw

>>29902619
She gets right down to business I suppose, not even giving Anon time to respond.

I hope Anon likes being the submissive one. He may be in for a forced unbirthing.

>>29902635
Sure

>>29902619
>The meaty tendrils quickly grabbed anon by his arms and legs, He was starting to get used to this anyways so he didn't scream, he knew that nobody was going to come anyways, so he just stared with horror as two meaty claws emerged from amber's vagina, spreading it even wider as fluids started to drop from it onto the floor.
>Her flank began to deform and convulse as her pussy kept getting bigger, anon was slowly being pulled close as the tentacles retracted back into her wet orifice.

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>>29898610
THING PONY THREAD! WOOOOOOOOOO!

>>29901071
So...I drew a Thingpone blowjob but when I was finished, I just looked at and said" Nah, this looks to weird." Now it just sits there, looking at me when I need to go back in that folder.

>>29903308
YOU POST THAT PICTURE RIGHT NOW ANON!

>>29903067
I love your artz, man

>>29900222
Wild, dude.

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>>29903372
https://ponyquarantine.tumblr.com/post/159743232610/i-should-have-left-it-buried-in-the-ice

>>29903456
I should respond to be people more. Thank you.

>>29903561
Holy fuck, that's beautiful

>>29903561
sexy as fuck desu

bamping for goodnites

>>29903067
nice pone

>>29903561
That is some good shit.

>>29898610
More

>>29898610
This is really hot.
But I wouldn't ever fuck something like that, I'd be too scared of hurting her by groping one of those eyes or smth.
Like, what the fuck are you even supposed to grab there? This seems like a minefield

>>29905154
She can rearrange her physical structure at will, and would likely do so to protect sensitive areas. Anything gets damaged, she'd just re-absorb it and re-create it later.

If she got annoyed, she'd just produce some tentacles and restrain you while she goes to town on your helpless, writhing form.

>>29905215
Yes I get that, but she doesn't have spidey senses does she?
Things go fast and you don't really have the time to think in the heat of the moment.
Even if she can repair shit, doesn't mean that wouldn't hurt either.
But I'd be totally down with her restraining me tho.
I guess.

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>>29898667

Dude, imagine what she would do if anyone hurt anon tho...

Imagine the creepiness factor if Thing assimilated all of the flesh surrounding your nervous system. Essentially only leaving your ability to think to yourself but basically controlling the form of the rest of your body.

>>29898610
"You're a horse, you can't respond with finger guns."
>"That's where you're wrong, kiddo."

>>29905339
That's hot

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>>29905154
Trust me, if she wants you to grab onto something, she'll give you something to grab onto.

>>29900568
I am envious of your thing description skills.

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>>29906121
Which chapter(s) did you like the most?

>>29900206
>has to promise not to assimilate you
I'd rather she always dodges making a promise; but still loves Anon dearly. Just that not-knowing makes it all the more exciting.

>>29906275
I haven't read the whole thing unfortunately, but I loved the early chapters, and it was fun to watch you improve. Really any time you described body horror I was enraptured.

I stopped reading because I was getting too emotionally invested and the idea of The Thing side of Blossom getting power was stressing me out.

>>29898610
I can't believe Khorme is fucking dead.

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>>29906030
>those feet nibbling
SHIT JUST STOP
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A NIGHTMARE PONE
I don't want another fetish fuckfuckfuckfuck

>>29906318
Actual real life dead?

>>29906377
Nah, the ded and hats us variety.

>>29906318
Hates us? Why?

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>>29906333
Trips confirm that you just gained a new fetish, friend. Heh heh heh...

Thingpone is so fucking GOOD

Goddamn thingpone threads should have never died.

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>>29906455
If there isn't enough material, she always has a home in /swt/, even though that went to sleep for a bit.

>>29906317
I wanted the horror part of the body horror in my story and Blossom was just not enough of a horror for me.

>>29906475
I understand, and I love horror too and it's good that you went that direction.

I just got too emotionally invested.

>>29906495
Well, I hope you start reading again. I will probably make a new chapter in less than 2 weeks. Gotta finish up my semester first.

>>29906395
that image makes me imagine another angle. what if thingpone simply cant assimilate anon? hes from another dimension supposedly. could be a fun dynamic.

>>29906639
You say that, but now all I can think of is Amber turning into the Symbiote from Spider-Man

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>>29906639
>Thingpone tries to assimilate Anon.
>His genetic code and stored experiences are simply too dense.
>It's like information overload on steroids.
>Her first attempt causes her to orgasm, seize up, and then faint.
>That is the beginning of her respect and even affection for this oddball alien.
>But the thing is crafty.
>The thing bides its time.
>She knows that if she can absorb enough lower life forms, she should be able to assimilate Anon.
>It's like taking a gulp of water to swallow a pill.
>So she just needs to bide her time and prepare.
>And then... watch out behind you, Anon!

>Anon is injured in an accident
>He needs a new heart or he'll die
>Since he's the only human in Equestria, his only feasible option is the second one
>That is, until thingpone saves the day
>She puts a piece of herself into him to act as a surrogate heart
>Anon's grateful, but after a few days he begins to notice some very serious health issues
>After being away from Amber for a while, the piece of her in him is beginning to develop a mind of its own, and has started to slowly assimilate Anon from the inside
>Amber is just as scared as everyone else, but deep down she secretly hopes that this is her chance to finally become one with Anon

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>>29906685
FUKK, MY PANTS

>>29903067
I bet she can do magic too. Sprout horns from anywhere for any occasion.

Be very afraid.

>>29906846
The Thing with magic. Very interesting. And scary.
And sexy.

>>29906677
i was thinking more like no matter what she does nothing works. it could be unbelievably frustrating and then turn into a kind of obsession. shes never come across a living being she couldnt easily assimilate and yet heres this guy who not only cant be assimilated, he actively mocks her.

its more an idea for a long story than a short clop fic though.

>>29906864
Thing gets more and more frustrated. Then she decides to mutate herself into a worm creature that lives in Anon's colon so she can intimately study and probe his mysterious body 24/7

>>29906892
>keeps tapping his prostate

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>>29898664
>>29898797
That's the entire appeal. That she could kill you horribly at any moment and doesn't. I've never even fapped to it and still get that.
It's a combination of heartwarming & thrilling that threads its way through many fetishes. Shit I read my first clopfic in years last night and the writer spends a good part of it spelling the sensation out. Something to the effect of
>It's like a rollercoaster. You know you're completely safe throughout, but every twist & turn & peak & trough is still exhilarating.

>>29906897
>TFW Anon has worms.
> Anon takes medication and it annoys Thing.
> Thing worms her way out of his anus and mutates the slimy worm flesh into a miniature pony skull.
> Thing talks in a squeaky voice for her small face. "Quit that irritating medication, Anon! I'm trying to study your interesting biology in here!"
"Can you PLEASE not do this? You are making me really itchy, and what you are doing is not natural! If you don't come out willingly, I'll rip you out of there mysel-u-unf"
>Anon is interrupted by a strange sensation, a gentile pressure, stimulating his prostate and causing precum to instantly squeeze out of his penis.
>"Maybe if you stop taking that medication, I'll help you out~"
>Thing's miniature face winked at anon and slithered itself back into Anon's pants
>Anon drew a husky breath as the thing applied some intimately smooth pressure to his sensitive prostate.
"What the hell is happening to my life?"

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>>29898664
>>29898797
>>29906942
It's like they have no appreciation whatsoever for a fear boner.

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>>29906892

>>29907036
Don't tell me you wouldn't like to be infested with cute little Thingaling?

I want Thingpone to be my antibodies or my immune system.

>>29907073
I bet she could inject some of her programmed advanced alien cells into your bloodstream with a mutated proboscis to help you out with that. Enemy diseases wouldn't stand a chance, they would be assimilated on sight.

>>29907073
>Thingpone has carefully infested Anon's bloodstream with advanced alien immunities.
>This is because she loves him and wants to preserve his life.
>A venemous snake bites Anon while he's hiking in the woods one day.
>The snake dies.
>Anon just needs a band-aid.

>>29907094
I want her to assimilate a virus cell, take it out of my body and make grow as big as me and make that virus cell have sex with me.

>>29907107
Well, she could do something that looks similar like a blob of organic material but an actual accurate replica would be difficult because of this: http://www.brooklyn.cuny.edu/bc/ahp/LAD/C5/C5_ProbSize.html

>>29907141
Unless she uses magic to grow it.

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>>29898610
As one famous anon said on a Xenomorph thread in /aco/

'I refuse to masturbate to the very same thing that gave me nightmares''

>>29901047
>cavepainting related
Kek.

I wonder why thing didnt made one or two mares to try to fuck anon yet

>>29907414
Please someone make a story of this, I found my new fetish

>>29903561
I bet her mouth feels like entering a bunch of pussies at once.

>>29907437
The pleb faggots at derpibooru downvoted it.

>>29907098
>The snake dies.

I would like to reward you with 10 whole genuine kek's my dude.

>>29907414
Because she gets jealous really easily and only wants Anon for herself.

>>29907414

>Come home, hang up hat, set down briefcase, yada-yada-yada...
>"Oh Anon, sweetie, could you come into the bedroom please?"
>Sigh.
"Is it important?"
>"Of course it is, don't make me hunt you down again."
>Longer sigh.
>The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
>Amber is a handful at the best of times.
>During estrus season?
>You're frankly amazed that you're still alive.
>Still, that hunting threat carries a great deal of weight.
>So being sure to divest yourself of any breakables first, and stopping only briefly for a fortifying swig of bourbon, you head to the bedroom to meet your fate.
>There, as you expect, is Amber sitting on the bed.
>But not the lustily hungry mass of claws, tentacles, and eyes on stalks you had been expecting.
>Just a normal (HAH, yeah right) pony, lying on the bed, regarding you with a happy expression as you walk in.
"Okay, I confess, this is a surprise."
>The door shuts quietly behind you.
>"The surprise has just begun," Amber replies.
>From behind you.
>You turn to look, and there is Amber, an exact duplicate of the one on the bed, down to the same happy, love-sick expression.
"Ah. Gang-bang time."
>"Oh no, sweetie," the second Amber says, pushing you gently backwards until you sit on the bed, where you are embraced from behind by the fist Amber.
>"The cycle has passed, and you've been so good about taking care of our urges that we wanted to reward you."
>The first Amber kisses your ear and begins gently undressing you.
>"We know we've been hard on you, and we want to make it up to you."
>They're both speaking together now, which is somewhat unnerving.
"No tentacle rape?"
>"Oh no, not this time."
>"Just gentle, tender loving."
>"Just relax and let us take care of you."
>Having removed your shirt, the first Amber begins massaging your sore back, while the second Amber removes your shoes and trousers.
>You get loved tenderly in an alien shapeshifter FFM threesome.
>It's bloody amazing.

>>29907520
Time for a prequel actually, I'm just copy-pasting something I wrote a year ago.

>Anon likes the mares around ponyville
>Some of them are nice to him, hanging out and talking to him during lunch and just walking up to him in the streets.
>Many of them try more sultry things and he suspects that they are competing for his romance.
>Transition shenanigans of Thingpone copies trying to impress anon in different ways.
>Anon has fun but is starting to feel overwhelmed.
>Anon learns that it is normal for males to have herds in equestria because the male to female ratio is so lopsided in equestria.
>SUDDENRY IDEAR! Anon decides that he will invite all of the mares to a slumber party and slowly edge conversation to romance and partnership. He will then casually insert the idea of a herd.
>Thingpone is worried about all of her bodies being invited to Anon's at the same time. She worries that he somehow suspects something or knows about her.
>Anon worries that the mares might be offended or put off by implying a herd.
>various awkward shenanigans of all her bodies being in the same place.
>Anon eventually tells the mares about his herd idea. Thingpone is enthusiastic with the idea and gets overexcited, forgetting caution. It makes her really horny and she accepts the idea with all of her bodies in agreement at the same time and starts trying to seduce Anon with all of her bodies at the same time to sweeten the deal.
>Anon is utterly overwhelmed, he thought that there would be major disagreement between what he thought were seemingly possessive and territorial mares. He is even more overwhelmed when they all try seducing him at the same time basically implying an orgy.
>Anon is starting to get creeped out. Creepier than that time the whole town randomly burst into coordinated, choreographed song at the same time.
>On the other hand his dick is REALLY liking this idea.

>>29907617
>3 minutes later
>Anon is covered in pussy one for each hand, orally stimulating one and banging one. The last one seems to be content to humping his leg like a dog.
>Thingpone being stimulated so many ways makes her lose concentration, she starts to melt and deform slightly, anon does not notice altho he notices how some of the pussy seems to be grabbing back at him or clenching in weird ways. He shrugs if off as pony anatomy that he did not know about.
>When they are done all is well until anon realizes that instead of five mares there are only four bodies with two of the mares he thought he knew had their two necks and heads necks growing out of one body.
>Anon is like WTF.png
>Thingpone says back to him with two heads on one body "What's wrong anon?"
>Both the heads look down "Oh shit", they say at the same time. "I can explain!" They both say again in perfect sync. The other mares do not seem to be repulsed by the mutant but have the exact same reaction as the two headed mare.
>Anon becomes scared at this point, he does not know what is going on. He backs up out of fear and falls off the bed, the mares jump out of bed including the two headed mare that is supposedly two ponies. "You okay anon?" They all ask.
>"W-what are you? Stay away!" He scoots away from them towards the door, scrabbles into a standing position and starts running away completely necked.
>"Wait! We can explain!"
>Anon dashes down the hallway, the mares follow yelling for him to wait. He starts running necked out the door but a tentacle shoots out of the door to grab his leg and drags him back into the house. A second tentacle slams the door shut and locks it.
>Anon looks back at the mares but there are no tentacles in sight, just five guilty and ashamed looking faces.
>Anon, thoroughly scared at being manhandled by the very strong tentacle is in a fetal position.

>>29907623
"Please don't hurt me."
>The mares gently plod over to him and nuzzle him.
>"I would never hurt you Anon" one of them says.
>"I think I owe you the truth, Anon but I can leave now and you will never have to see me again. I was so scared of telling you the truth because I did not think you would accept me. I can show you the truth if you want, but I understand if you want me to leave."
>The five faces look at him with wide eyes and sorrowful, sad looks.
>Anon is scared to his core but he thinks of all the fun things he as done with the five mares whose faces are in front of him. He realized he trusted them.
"A-Alright."
>"Ok, you think you are ready?"
>Anon nods.
>One of the mares slowly, hesitantly walks up to him and gives him a big hug. The others back away. Anon shivers.
>"Shhhh... It's okay."
>Anon feels comforted in the familiar mare hugging him. The mare continues grasping him and whispers in his ear.
>"No matter what happens I will be right here, OK?"
>Anon nods and hugs her back, he feels her fur tickling him as she hugs him. Her head is next to him, her muzzle whispering in his ear.
>"Watch closely"
>The two necks of the two headed mare start to merge with a slimy, squelching sound. Cracks are heard as the vertebrae in the necks merge. The hug tightens as the familiar faces deform and merge, greasy cracking sounds occur as the skulls forcibly merge, horrifyingly disfiguring the faces, and the features of the new merged face slowly shift into a shameful expression.
“What, what is happening?”
>Anon starts shivering and shaking again at the horrifying display. The mare hugging him tightens her hug and the shaking slowly ceases.

>>29907630
>”I’m sorry to do this to you anon, but you have to know.” The mare whispers into Anon’s ear. “I love you Anon, remember that. Now comes the hard part, stay strong Anon.”
>Suddenly the three mares in front of him melt and deform into ugly parodic abominations of flesh that collapse into gore.
>Anon starts breathing more heavily and quickly, obviously scared.
>”Just breathe deeply and slowly, Anon. I won’t hurt you, I promise.”
>Anon pretends that the pony in his arms is not a flesh abomination pretending to be pony and hugs her harder.
>The gore on the floor plops, spats, squelches, squirms, and slimily moves in other ways as they merge into one pile of shifting organic matter.
>The mare hugging him sighs sorrowfully and releases the hug, placing her hooves on his chest moves her face away from him looking him in the eyes.
>”This is what I really am Anon. I pretended to be all of these ponies because I was afraid of losing you to others. I guess I am territorial.” She looks down. “I am so sorry.”
>”I’ll just leave now. After deceiving you for so long, I don’t deserve you. You won’t ever have to see me again.”
>Anon looks behind her to see that the pile of gore was no longer there and in its place were the four mares with sad and shameful looks.
>The mare who hugged you gives you one last long look and then opens the door to walk out. The other mares file out after her.
>”Wait” Anon barely croaks out.
>The five mares stare back at him with surprise.
>”I want you to be my herd.”
>The five mares smile widely and start crying all at once.
>They scurry over and they pile on top of Anon giving him a hug.
>The crying becomes more intense. “Thank you so much, Anon. You won't regret your decision. I thought I would always be alone.”
>Anon grabs as many mares as he can and gives them a hug.
”You’re not alone anymore.”

>>29907520
>>29907617
>>29907623
>>29907630
>>29907635

That was beautiful Anon.

I'm so horny that I'm angry about it.

>>29907712
I only made the last 4. First one was made by different anon.

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Part of me wants to believe that John Carpenter is secretly creeping these threads.

Hi there, John!

>>29907747
How do you know he didn't start the thread?

>>29907735
That would be me. Hi.
Just wanted to go a non-rapey route, for a change.

>>29907753
I hope he's not the one posting the Macready copypasta every time.

>>29907754
I like the idea of a capricious Thingpone that can suddenly go from dominant rapey monster to a nice caring submissive and cuddly pone with some disturbingly caring mutations she uses to show her love.

Please email your blood to me so that I can stick a hot needle in it to test that you're not John Carpenter.

>>29907771
I had it as my head canon for a while that she was aroused by Anon's fear, and so she was constantly trying new ways to scare the shit out of him, which would be closely followed by sex.

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>>29907771
>>29907754
As her default state is
>rape
on a cellular level, i'm surprised that there isnt more content of consensual sex being her fetish rather than something she simply engages with because of anon.

>>29907777
You better hope that Thing does not learn to mutate into a computer virus.

Noice quads

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>>29907777
Quads demand it
Will this do?

>>29907788
If she ever figured out TCP/IP, she already knows where each of us lives.

>>29907800
To be fair, in my headcanon, Thingpone is based on biological technology rather than computation based technology.

>>29907816
However, in my headcanon, Thing can implement algorithms from her memory in an organic computer but only the ones her ancestors provided in her memory.

>>29898664
>>29898797
Yeah, that's cool, I don't care. I just wanna fuck Thingpone.

>>29907735
Anon any place were I can add you? lol
That was awesome!

>>29907840
you can msg me here: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/chucklefarts
if you wish

>>29907840
And you can check out my Thingpone scribblings here:

https://pastebin.com/Qp6MBcLh

>>29907853
Wait...you did made a story from this? HOW DID I MISS THIS?!
For the people that are blind as me, Here you can read it xD
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/258844/blossomthing

>>29907853
>>29907874
So you two are different anons?

>>29907876
Yeah, I have part of the next chapter written. It's some weird shit. I hope it's not too weird. I need to finish my school stuff before I finish the chap tho, almost done with this semester. Be warned, I'm a REALLY slow writer. Especially when I am busy with school but I am consistent and don't quit.

>>29907903
yes

>>29907906
That's complety fine! And nothing is too weird for me lol, I wish you good luck with the school and stuff. Take all time you need! I will wait for it with a lot of anticipation :)

>>29907914
That's cool, you guys keep my waifu alive!

>>29907919
He is a awesome writer, so you wont be dissapoined ^^ He takes a while but when he post it is always awesome

>>29907876

Shit, thanks for introducing me to this.

This story looks right up alley.

>>29907942
>Tries to dont cum thinking in the possibilites of a new chapter

>>29907961
Np senpai, this is like my new fetish lol, I really hope we can have some lewd scenes like this, I want everybody to see it

>>29907964
>>29907971

To be completely honest. I've already came like 3 times already to these stories.

>>29907992

Why did I say already twice.

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I did a thing (pun not intended)
>"Anon you dont know how horny I am"

>>29908071
That's pretty cool. Anon good work.

>>29908071
That's my fetish, nice job KDA!

>>29908226
>>29908232
Thank you! <3

Anybody got a idea for a drawing? I'm kinda bored

>>29908317
Anon showing ponies his thingpony finger puppets only to reveal they are actually his fingers and then the thingpony finger puppets turn into horiffic monsters and scare them away.

Anon and thingpony finger puppets then smile at each other.

>>29908317
I'm thinking full-pone thingpone snuggled up to Anon, glancing at him with a WW grin while Anon gives a nervous smile back.

>>29908317
Anon picking up chicks with his thing pony car

>>29908317
Thingpone assimilating a mare that she is jealous of because she thinks Anon likes her. Anon catches her in the act and tells her to let the pony go.

>>29908377

>"This isn't what it looks like..."
>The speaker was your room mate, Amber.
>Formerly "Thingpone".
>And what it looked like was you had inadvertently walked in on an assimilation in progress.
>Unless, of course, Amber had cooked up a pink, furry head with a yellow mane, wearing a panic-crazed expression, just to mess with you.
>Complete with a pair of hooves flailing madly for anything to grab on to.
>Desperately trying to pull herself clear of the oozing horror that was consuming her.
>Not that messing with you was entirely out of the realm of possibility, of course.
>Amber, for some reason, enjoyed freaking you out way too much.
>So this sort of scene was distressingly common.
>But this appeared to be a genuine pony in distress.
>Not to mention Amber's lame attempt to explain it away.
>You cross your arms and fix your otherworldly room mate with the most withering glare you can muster.
"If this isn't what it looks like, Amber, then what is it?"
>Amber looks uncomfortable, which is quite a feat in itself for a writhing mass of tentacles, claws, and wriggling viscera.
>"Girl talk?" she says, with a hopeful grin.
>She has far too many eyes on her face to carry off that innocent look though.
"Spit her out, Amber. All of her."
>"Aw, you're so mean! She has some really nice features I was going to surprise you with later!"
"You've already assimilated those characteristics from her, haven't you?"
>The aforementioned horrifically writhing, fleshy mass gives a guilty start and deflates, slightly.
>"Yes," she mumbles.
"Then you don't need the whole pony. Reverse gears. Now."
>With a sickening sound, Amber produces two more arms, just so she can cross them huffily.
>"Hmmph!"

>>29908395

>But the pink pony begins to slowly emerge from her mass, the already digested and assimilated bits being reconstructed by Amber from her own biomass as she goes.
>A tentacle emerges and picks up the reconstructed pony, setting her down on her own hooves on the floor.
>"There. You happy now?"
"Happier, at any rate."
>Amber slowly coalesces into her pony form, making sickening crackling and squelching sounds the whole time.
>A clear sign that she is unhappy with your interference.
>You kneel down next to the trembling pink pony, brushing her yellow mane out of her wide blue eyes.
"Hey, are you okay, miss?"
>"I...I...I was just trying...to sell...cosmetics..."
>"She said she could make you desire me more," Amber huffs in her own defense, "so I decided to put it to the test."
>Well, MAYBE you haven't been showing her enough attention lately.
>You're going to have to step up your game, if it means she'll stop assimilating other ponies while your back is turned.
>Honestly, this is, like, the fourth one this month.
"Can you walk?"
>The pink mare answers this question by fleeing from your house, screaming the whole way.
>"Dammit, Anon! Now she's going to tell someone!"
>You stand and walk over to Amber, who has now fully returned to her pony form.
"It's not as if anyone is going to believe a story like that."
>You sit in a chair and pat your knee, which Amber knows means you expect her to come over to you for a talking-to.
>After a moment's hesitation, nervously scuffing at the carpet with one fore-hoof, she does so.
>You look her square in the eye.
"Listen, I know morality and the sanctity of life are completely foreign concepts to you."
"But they mean a lot to me."
"So for my sake, if not you own, please stop assimilating ponies who come to the door."
>"But I--"
"Please?"
>Morality and the sanctity of life may not mean much to Amber.
>But for some reason, you do.

>>29908408


>Her resolve melts in the face of your intense gaze.
>"I'll try."
>You ruffle her mane and give her a scratch behind the ears.
"Good girl."
>She leans into your attentions, a beatific smile spreading across her face.
>There are way too many pointy teeth in that smile.
>But that has long since ceased to freak you out.
>"I swear, Anon, if you weren't so damned nice, I would have conquered this entire planet by now."
>You swallow discreetly, knowing this is not just idle talk.
>She means it, and so you had made it your personal mission to keep Amber as happy and content as you could, ever since you found her.
>Goodness only knows what horrors would be unleashed upon the world...
>...if you weren't such a nice guy.

(Some old stuff from my pastebin, hope you like it.)

>>29908420
I like it!

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Hell yeah! We are still up! WOOOO!

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here! I did take a while but I hope you guys like it!

>>29908591
>>29908601
NOICE!

Holy shit these are nice!

>>29908624
Thank you!

>>29908601
>>29908610
>>29908620
Nice job on these dude!

>>29908642
<3

>>29908591
>iceberg_thingpone.jpg

>>29898797
Well the Alien is 100x preferable to The Thing

>>29908620
Thingponycar is best pony

>>29908705
Indeed, like, at the least the alien cant disguise as your best friend, or a naked big tittied version of your crush.

>>29908620
>Why are you always spending so much time with that car instead of me?

>>29908716
Would bang anyways, even If I get assimilated
>Ffw tentacle nipples

>>29908742
>"She is powering herself using my cum as gasoline"

>>29908771
>>29908716
Can we please have a story from this?! MY PENIS NEEDS IT

>>29908798
>Anthro Thingpony
>yes please

>>29908716
I'm pretty sure that "le chat tombe de la fenêtre" once drew a short comic of Thingpone assuming human form in an attempt to seduce Anon, but I can't find it.

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>>29908377
That happened in art once...

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>>29909207

>>29908591
>>29908601
>>29908610
>>29908620
New Thingpone art is always a plus!
You're doing vital work Anons, keep it up!

>>29907098
I'm suddenly reminded of those old terrible Chuck Norris jokes.

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>>29909198
FOUND IT!!!

>>29898610
forget about being the exception to the aliens slow conquest, what about donating your body to the cause of a clearly superior race? trying to fight back is mostly pointless when there are several billion cells itching to add you to the army

>>29898610
omg I want this so badly T_T

sleepytiem bemp

>>29909342
That's awesome! Glad that you find it, thanks Anony!

Morning bemp

>>29908133
man of taste

>>29909908
I like the style here, who drew this?

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>Thingpone behaves around you.
>Because she WUVS you.
>Every so often she takes a little trip.
>You don't know where she goes.
>You don't know what she gets up to.
>You're not sure you want to know.

>>29908329
Does anyone else want to see this?

>>29912198
>I turned all of my fingers into [s]cats[/s] Thingpone!

>>29912352
Strikethrough tag doesn't work anymore, I guess.

>>29912359
H̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶o̶,̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶

http://saijogeorge.com/strikethrough-text-generator/

>>29912391
˙sʞuɐɥ┴

>>29912391
>>29912425
Nice.

>>29912198
Oh god, I forgot about that one! I will do it when I finish my homework

>>29912425
>>29912391
sƃɐɟʍǝu uıʞɔnɟ

>>29908716
The rape/murder it will do to you is just as gruesome and bloody, though

Again, fire comes in handy for this one.

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Here you have senpai!

>>29913097
I would love if someone can make a story of this tho lol
Anthro thingpony sounds sexy

>>29909908
I see a PQ in the corner.

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>>29913046
Been here since 2012, just never had any desire to learn that trick before.

>>29900124

Who is the monster anyhow?

http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/

>>29913238
Imagine if Thingpone assimilated Discord and gained his powers?

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>>29913256

Suspect the result might turn out more like (pic related).

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>>29913243
>The humans are tortured souls who only know pain and reject my blessed (and horrifyingly grotesque) communion
>So I will hitch a ride to the mainland, hide amongst them, and FORCE them to give up their individuality as they become part of me, it's for their own good, really
>I am not the monster for not leaving well enough alone, THEY are, those poor, stupid, tortured souls. This world clearly doesn't want me, but I shall force myself upon it because I know what's best for them

This is why you Things need to be burned to a crisp.

Pic related, it's the Thing

>>29913228
>>29912076

>>29906699
Yandere Thingpone is most dangerous yandere.

>>29914125
Expecialy if she can turn into anybody you know, including every posible mare in the town

>>29912194
neat

>>29913388
i was looking for that image and couldnt find it. thanks friend. its still my favorite thingpone image.

>>29898664
>>29898797
I haven't watched those films, and I don't really give a shit what the Thing is like in canon. If I wanted hardcore murderous Thing action that adheres to canon, then I'd watch the movies. I'm posting here because cute ponies.

>Thingpone leaves a tiny worm that lives in between the folds of your brain
>She'll always be with you, and she can now read your thoughts and see your dreams
>She isn't mad that you're afraid of her because she understands why you feel fear in the face of a predator
>She just hopes that you'll trust her and give her the chance to let a little bit of herself worm its way into your colon and attach itself to your prostate so that you'll start to associate Thingpone-fear with orgasms

>every pony in ponyville is thingpone without Anon knowing
>whenever anon is out without Amber the ponies suggest that he should really get back to her, or keep suggesting gifts for her, what he should do to her in bed, ect. Because she's an alien and she doesn't know how normal people or ponies act
>every time he tries to even talk to a mare they act mad thinking he's about to cheat on Amber with them even though he wasn't, they scold him, ask him why, sometimes cry, or do gross stuff so he won't be interested in him

It would be fun shenanigans.

>>29907617
>>29907623
>>29907630
>>29907635
Basicly this happends when thing is horny

>>29914540
End of the world tier horror movie.

>>29914540
That's just awful in every way.

>>29913164
not bad at all, pal.

think you're willing to do Anon flashing someone but instead of a naked body it's an indescribable horror?

>>29914939
I got ya, hold a sec

>>29914719
>>29914892
Oh well. I thought it would be funny. And cute in a horrific way.

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A broken bottle is not an appropriate implement for taking on Thingpone.

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>Princess Luna drops in to see how Anon is getting along.
>Thingpone is jealous.

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>>29913388

Who assimilated whom?

>>29915015
>>29914986
>>29914965
>>29914954
well lookit that, where'd all of this stuff come from?

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>>29914939
Done

>>29915015
Amber won, but she's constantly fighting to keep Pinkie's personality contained.

>>29900222
>dubs-dubs-trips

the numeric gods smile on this imaginative erotic greentext

bravo

>>29915187
horrifying. thanks, KD

>>29915437
<3

>>29915187
>>29909342
>>29908601
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>>29908620

Adoracreepy.

I might draw some thingpone.

No promises.

>"Hey Anon, what's the most atttractive aspect of a female of your species?"
"Hmm. It's different for different guys. I've always been a chest man myself."
>"A chest man?" Amber asks.
"Yeah, you know, boobs. Tits. Knockers. In human females, they're on the chest."
>Amber has read your mind, you'd think she knew this.
>"Arite."
>You hear horrible cracking and squelching sounds from behind you.
>You don't dare look.
"Oh shit, Amber, what are you doing?"
>"You'll see," she says teasingly, as the hideous, visceral sounds continue.
>You don't really want to know what she's up to, to be honest.
>The sounds taper off, and finally stop.
>Amber's forehooves slide over your shoulders as she nibbles on your ear.
>"Guess what I've got?"
"More questions?"
>Amber chuckles, and then you feel two soft, pillowy globes against your shoulders.
>Then two more on your back.
>And then two more.
"Amber, what the fuck did you do?"
>She just laughs at you.
>Two more tits press into your left arm.
>Two more into your stomach.
>Okay, time to take a look.
>A long, serpentine form, crowned with Amber's heand and its underside made of pairs of boobs, is slowly wrapping you up.
>Boob snake.
>Your erection swiftly grows as Amber wraps you up in soft titflesh.
>"So what do you think, Anon?"
"Holy FUCK yes!"
>You are smothered in tits, writhing all over your body.
>Holy shit this is awesome!
>Well done, Amber.

>>29915839
It was my intention, thank you!

>>29916115
Beautiful 11/10
Nice job anon

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>>29915847
Just do it! Make your dream a reality.

>>29916269
I love you PQ. Give me a story request and I will try to write something even tho I am way to fking tired. Might be till tomorrow when I try tho because of tiredness.

>>29916370
I'll have to pass. I can never think of what I would like someone else to do. But, thank you and try to get some rest.

>>29916269
>tfw you're trying to cook dinner and Thingpone assimilates the ingredients...