Even if you made it to Equestria, ponies would think you were

>>29897491

Now I just want an "Anon in Equestria is rejected by mares because he's a virgin" thread. Good job, Anon.

Equestria is pure, there is no degenerancy.

>>29897505

Let's be honest, Celestia's been around for over a millennium. She's probably done a LOT of messed-up stuff.

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>>29897523
No. Anything past the first kiss happens within the sacred confines of holy matrimony.

>>29897557

I have to admit, the idea that all the fillies and colts of Equestria are married after the first kiss is hilariously amusing.

>>29897557

>Princess Celestia maintains a strict vigil over the sex lives of her ponies

There's a fantastic greentext prompt if ever there was one.

>>29897491

They would think I was weird no matter what, even without taking that into account

>>29897615

You stay alive for a thousand years and see if you don't end up as a voyeur.

>>29897557

Married Anon in Equestria when?

>>29897491
>Thinking preserving yourself for your waifu is wrong
KYS

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>>29897669

>yfw your waifu says "Wait, you've never mated before?"

>>29897491

Well, that's a downer.

They would deserve better than me anyways

>>29897491

You know, it's increasingly weird that none of the CMC ever hang out with Twist anymore now that they have their marks.

and what the hell did Snails get his mark?

>>29897557

Celestia as a massive prude is surprisingly hilarious as a story idea.

>>29897615
>Princess Celestia maintains a strict vigil over the sex lives of her ponies
>she's been around for so long and done so much that she can no longer discern normal sexual behavior
>ponies are constantly subjected to bizarre and gratuitous sexual fetishes

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>>29897742

>My sister has been observing your dreams.
>We have taken the liberty of setting you up with the most appropriate fetishist in Equestria for your desires

>>29897687
That's your fault for waifuing Ron Swanson.

>>29897795

Ron Swanson in Equestria would boil down to him producing foals with every female while also single-handedly converting them into eating meat and producing guns.

>>29897795

Ron Swanson is best pony

>>29897491
>Even if you made it to Equestria, ponies would think you were weird for being a virgin at your age.

it would take less than five minutes before i raped someone, so virginity is a moot point.

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>>29897491
Neat implications, normo

>>29897491

do horses have hymens? because if so i want to break applebloom's and snap it like a fucking number two pencil.

>>29899021
As a matter of fact, they do.