I came to this realization this morning.
>I will never see a pony irl
>I will never hug a pony
>I will never kiss a pony
>I will never make love to a pony
>I will be depressed for the rest of the week because of this.
>>29892827
You're just now realising this?
>>29892827
>Just one week of depression
Stupid faggot
>>29892837
Stupid avatarfag shitposter
>>29892837
I've realized it for a while, I just really hit me when I got into the clopping stuff,
>>29892827
>I will be depressed for a week
>week
Anon, you will revisit these feelings until the day you either die or settle for a 2DPD depression-placebo.
>>29894373
>samefagging
>implying
>>29894390
>implying we like real horses
>>29892827
You are not looking hard enough, Anon
>>29892827
You sir are a falalala-homo.
Contemplate suicide.
Having sex in general is enough.
There's also bad dragon merch.
And real horses.
Kys
>>29892827
>>I will never see a pony irl
go to your local petting zoo, lol
try to find a person who appreciates the magic of friendship
do not be overcome by bitterness. do not resign yourself to a life alone because of petty pride. listen to the lessons of twilight and make friends.
>>29892827
w.a.f.
>>29892827
tulpa
>>29892827
how have you never seen a poner irl? the fuck
>>29892827
>I will be depressed for the rest of the week because of this.
Don't worry when a week is over you will get over it for a short period of time and then you think about it every single day until you die.
Even if you did get to Equestria somehow, what makes you think they'd fuck you, anyway?
Think about that too while you're at it.
>>29897714
>thinking the pones don't want the HMD
>>29892827
>not doing any of that with a regular ole pony
>tfw you wont do any of that with a cute colorful talking pony