Would you a pone prostitute?

>>29890245
Too embarrassed to pay an actual woman. So, no.

>>29890245
>that photo
What a fucking lie

>>29890245
>would you pay to fuck them?

I would ALL THE EGGS

>>29890245
No. As much as I'd love to fuck a pony, I like them too much, and I can't help but think that if they wanted you to pay them, it'd be because they don't want to have sex with you. I only like clop where the pony is enjoying, if they were real and I saw that she isn't enjoying, I wouldn't be able to enjoy it either.

>>29890552
Are you done with your hypocritical garbage? good now get in the >>>/trash/.

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>>29890245
>Actual whorses.

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>>29891026
>understands that some people want to fuck horses
>can't understand that some people love those horses

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>>29890245
Yes, only high class ones though, not the street rag you posted there.

>>29891047
Who the hell are you trying to lie to? There is no such thing as an innocent and respectful horsefucker.

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>>29891075
If I wanted to fuck a whore I'd have stayed with your mum.

>>29890245
If they were real and looked like this? No way. If I wanted to fuck something this close to human in terms of anatomy, I'd rather fuck a human prostitute than this shitty anthro.

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>>29890245
Yes, but only a filly's first heat.

>>29891075
>respectful
I don't think that a misanthrope who hates humans but loves ponies can be regarded as respectful desu.

>>29891135
>first
You're thinking of menstruation, which is what women get.

>>29891083
What's with all these unfunny mom jokes recently? I see them on /ck/, /pol/, /b/...is it post-ironic and I'm just not in on the meme?

>>29890245
If STD and pregnancies stopped being real, maybe.

>>29891245
He said first heat as in the first estrus cycle I assume.

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>>29890245
I would consensually.

>>29890552
I am with this anon. I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
However if that's that pony's fetish and she made her hobby to her job, then maybe. As long as she can still choose to say "no" if she doesn't feel like it.

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>>29891622
>EAT
>THE
>EGGS

>>29891302
Just a desperate attempt at humor.

>>29891302
>recently
hownew.ru

>>29890245
Remember that greentext about paying to fuck Scoots and having to tell her her wings were pretty? I'd do that.

>>29892358
Link

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>>29892358
Go on

>>29892358
oh ya, that was a thing

>>29892358
I farted.

>>29890245
>blue fast pone as a prostitute
oh yes, depends how much it costs

>>29892434
*sniffs profusely*

>>29891336
To make sense of it I'll assume you mean the first ovulation and the preceding several days.

>Anon walks around Ponyville with an ultrasound machine and, taking notes, he every now and then sticks the probe up a filly prostitute's rectum to see if she's about to ovulate for the first time

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>>29892399
>>29892411

>>29894395
That was hella sad.

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>>29894395
Were can i find more of this sort of thing? For science.....

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>>29891050

>>29894395
That's the one. Thanks for the fap!

>>29890245
Considering the female to male ratio they would dirt cheap.

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>>29895143
All the more reason to do it
>literally none of them are anything beyond slender AKA normal AKA no fatties of any kind not even chubby
>tatoos are non existant inb4 the marks on their asses
>crazy piercings are non existant outside of zebras which aren't even real pones
>their fur is soft and warm as fuck
>can wrap their feathery soft wings around you
>same with silky soft tails
>they run for 10 bucks for full balls deep bareback condomless because std transmission and pregnancy is impossible between different species

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WOULD PAY FOR IT

http://i.imgur.com/dLzp7YT.jpg

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Because of pic related Changelings would become the wealthiest species in Equestria.

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>>29890281
>photo
What did he mean by.this?

>>29895175
>STD transmission is impossible between species

We caught AIDS from monkeys, you know.

>>29896320
>he believes this

You are all horrible.

>>29896320
Monkeys is slang for.niggers, anon....

>>29896329
Thanks for the bump, clown

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>>29896329

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>>29896293
>mfw I would have her do both at different times

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>>29896329

>>29894768
My life is hopeless.

>>29896320
If you have sex with a horse you can definitely give another horse AIDS. even if you yourself don't come down with it.