Unattractive / Low Self-Esteem Ponies no.11

>>29886632
That's an incomplete list.

Active green:
Fizzles_Anon - http://pastebin.com/3xWgu7b8
- The Babs story without a bin yet
Coffee_Horse - http://pastebin.com/4t5eNzTe
Icarus - http://pastebin.com/ygdJD3tp
Tuner - http://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0
- http://pastebin.com/ZuNuUuek
- http://pastebin.com/JH2sfAPH
Dirt Muffin - http://pastebin.com/MJcr1ApS
- http://pastebin.com/TtE2H1xB
Britanon - http://pastebin.com/B7rt43cE

The Archive:
Dr. Tran - http://pastebin.com/XcKXNp5a
Posh Hats - http://pastebin.com/7xARAUBi
Wombat - http://pastebin.com/63QM4GY4
Chimeragoose - http://pastebin.com/pSnU2dtD
- http://pastebin.com/5cyjmMsL
WNRite - http://pastebin.com/6s4Ufecn
Doctor_Z - http://pastebin.com/SD6huTjm
DONUTSTEAL - http://pastebin.com/Aw3GhX75
Anonymous - http://pastebin.com/dgUkEBEK
ACG - http://pastebin.com/Y8q1fdLL
CreamNscream - http://pastebin.com/JN7Mvppm
BaBonk - https://pastebin.com/jkPX2JxL
Have_Some_Dash - http://pastebin.com/Tr3ZN7cs

OP Template: http://pastebin.com/JfkyfgS0

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>everyone wants to be your friend
>everyone says how zany and bubbly you are
>everyone thinks you're a party animal both during and after the party
>everyone assumes you're sleeping with a different stallion ever night
>tfw when virgin
>tfw when lonely
>tfw never even been kissed.

I am not kill but I have spent like the last 4 days on the sesh. Will try upload tomorrow.

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>>29887111
Vague ponk idea

>Stallions assume she's a dumb party sloot and either hit on her to try and score a one night stand or flat out avoid her because 'ALL the STDs'
>She's actually really traditional in looking for love, looking for someone to romance her to settle down with and have a billion kids like her parents
>So lonely, throws herself even more into throwing parties to fill the void
>She's always rejecting dudebro tier HEY BABY advances to the point of being shell shocked by it
>Always keeps smiling around her friends, but she cracks and has a cry when she thinks no one is around
>Anon is around

>>29887111
>>29887671
fund it

>>29886632
So just another self insert thread?

>>29888054
This thread has been around for a good minute famalamadingdong.

>>29888054
Don't like it?

Go back to your glimmerspam.

>>29886741
Thanks famalamistam, I'll be sure to fix it next thread
>>29887408
Same tbdesu. 3rd day bingeing. You drinking Newcastles?

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>Ugly Poner thread
>No RD header image

>>29888777
nice get. RD header confirmed next time.

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I like where this is going

sup nuggets, recommend me something

>>29888718
Been drinking anything I can get my hands on but mostly cheap vodka and hobgoblin. I just ran out of money though so I can't afford any more alcohol for a bit, so I guess I'll start writing again.

>>29888968
I like Tuner and Brit's stories. Dirt's isn't bad either

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>>29886632
>Just wanna be a pretty mare...

>>29888979
shieet. I've been there,At least it's not Newcastle, that shit is disgusting. Cheapest drunk I've had was from drinking cheap beers from here in The States.

$5 would be enough to get me rekt.Shit though, it's like 0430 there.

>>29888783
Do you understand the pic reference? It's the SC2 trailer where Tychus (guy pictured) says "Hell, it's about time."

>>29889072
Never played Starcraft

>>29889072
>why don't you understand my nerd shit from 5 years ago!?

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>>29889087
*8 years ago
Jesus fucking christ....

>>29889065
I just get like a litre of vodka for £15 and get shitfaced as quick as I can, easier than trying to down beers imo. And yeah it's 4:38 am right now, I think I accidentally became nocturnal.

>>29887111
>>29887671
Goddamit anons you make me want to go back to the writefagging life with ideas like that...
No promises

>>29889258
Jump in man. Worst thing that can happen is you don't finish a story. It's not like that hasn't happened before.

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>>29889093
well great now i feel terrible
my life is only slightly better than it was 8 years ago after a huge drop off.
well heres to the next 8

Sorry. Fell asleep at the keyboard, my dog had to wake me up.

I'm leaving work early today though, so I'll have some time to write

>>29889026
I'd fuck that crossdressing big guy.

>>29890236

>lunchbreak bump

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>Teacher-pone has never had a stallion
>All alone every hearts and hooves day
>Only stallion to ever show interest was under the effects of a love potion
>Too busy grading homework to try dating
>Coat and mane often covered in chalk after hectic days at school
>Colts didn't want to date a girl with braces during her teens

>Meanwhile, Anon is trying to figure out how to get closer to that cute teacher pone in town so he might be able to ask her out sometime

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>>29886632
>seen as too gangly
>short muzzle, mane looks permed; unnatural
>seems unattainable
>speaks freaky deaky dutch or whatever ishnt dat veird

>>29886632
could anyone of you be so kind and point me to a good AJ story preferably a sad one

>>29893564
>4 years in military
>8 years as royal guardpony
>Retired with honors
>Get a sweet gig as a body guard for some richy-rich pony
>Boring but pays incredibly well
>Plus get to travel to all sorts of exotic places, posing as his marefriend
>He treats you like gold, despite paying your salary you have never once opened your purse for anything.
>The charade lasts until bedtime, when you retire to your separate rooms.
>You find yourself falling for him.
>The oldest cliche in the book, but you can't help it.
>Get too into your role at times.
>Playfully kiss him on the cheek, pretend to be intoxicated to act silly and girlish around him.
>He never once stops you, quite the opposite.
>Then one day, a white, younger unicorn captures his eye.
>Pangs of jealousy stab at your heart as you watch her flirt and attempt to court him.
>When did this stop being a job?
>When did you fall in love?
>You were a solider, dammit.
>Act like it...
>...right?

>>29887671
I could totally see Pinks being super traditional with relationships like that. It oddly fits her.

>>29893800
Don't stop now, love the premise, like the writing, carry on!

>>29893517
I'll fund it. Write it.

>>29893564
>>29893800
Never thought I needed this but now I want more

>>29894038
>>29894552
I wrote it as a prompt but I guess I can continue it. Is the thread going to get upset if it's only her and Fancy Pants?

>>29894828
Nope, go for it.

This works better in first person, forgive the tense change
>>29893800
>"Dashing, that one. With an eye for fashion! But, humble in many ways, a real genuine mare!"
>Fancy Pants had spent the evening praising Rarity.
>The knife in my heart watching them together was twisted a little more with every compliment.
>But I still in the doorway, expression of practiced stone, and agreed.
>Like a good soldier.
>"I must say, her talent will take her far, wouldn't you agree, Fleur?"
>A silent nod.
>He continued to carry on as you checked the windows for any signs of tampering.
>As always, nothing.
>Fancy Pants was a noble and rich, but he was hardly a high priority target.
>Not with the royalty so close by.
>"I say, Fleur, isn't it a slight early for bed?"
>I check the time.
>Not even close to ten o'clock.
"You had a long day, sir, and an early one tomorrow."
>"Nonsense! Croquet is not till half past 9 and between you and I, that Duke can stand to be kept waiting. Flaunts his meaningless title to anypony who'll buy into it."
>The slightest of smiles creeps onto my lips.
>"Ah-ha! There we are! You have been a statue since this afternoon! I was afraid my years of softening you up had come unraveled!"
"Old habits, sir."
>"Old habits? Balderdash! Now I must insist we have a night on the town!"
>I didn't want to go.
>I wanted to go in my room and practice my drills.
>Sink my hooves and horn into something...preferably white.
>But, Fancy doesn't pay me to be a jealous sourpuss.
"As you wish, sir."
>"Excellent! Now, go fetch that evening gown I like and meet me in the foyer at ten. Sharp! Oh, and Fleur?"
"Sir?"
>"That is the last time you call me 'sir' tonight, or you're fired!"
>He winked and I gave an obedient nod.
>Cursing my heart for fluttering, and frowning the moment he was out of sight, I made for my room.
>I knew exactly what gown he spoke of and had to touch up my hair and makeup.
>Time to get back into character.

Uploading tomorrow evening, probably around 10 pm [GMT]. I wrote a couple of pages but it's 2:45 am and I can't be arsed typing it all out. Starting to get a bit more into the main theme however the main section is (hopefully) in the part after this depending on how much I wind up writing. Either way I'm not gonna abandon this story and I may write multiple depending on how i feel. I'm also very tempted to write for the slave pony thread after I finish this but we'll see since I only write rarely.

>>29894956
im interesting m8

nasty porn?

Is this new green we're seeing?

>>29895555
It's a Cheap Candy Day miracle.

>9

Wow. The last 4 posts say "bump". How original. I remember this thread when it was called "Friend zoned Anon", God, that's going back into the mists of time...

We tried expanding it to ponies, not just Anon. I remember writing this Twilight story but the thread just died all together before I ever finished it, pt. 3 just sits as an unfinished word document... Sigh...

Also, bump

>>29898657
Ew, nerd!
>smack her in face with chadball

>>29898657
I wanna powerfuck her

>10

Typing it up now, again it takes me ages to type because I'm retarded. It will be up soon though.

>>29900951
>As the two ponies departed, your stomach let forth an earth shattering grumble
>"Ooh goodness" Exclaimed Rarity, as many faces turned to you with mixed expressions of revulsion and awe
>"Alrighty I guess it's time for food then" Applejack chuckled
>"You read my mind..uuh, stomach" You replied, suddenly feeling the sharp pangs of hunger
>Your stomach gurgled again as you grasped it
>"So, what do you humies eat?" Pinkie Pie asked
>"Well uhh, most stuff really I guess"
>"Vegetables, fruit, meat, dairy and some fats and sugars" You replied
>The ponies were immediately overcome with fear and disgust
>"You eat meat?!" Rainbow yelled
>"How barbaric!" Gasped Rarity
>"A-are you going to eat us?" Squeaked Fluttershy as she shrank back behind her friends
>"No no no, calm down! I'm not going to eat any of you, jeez!"
>Why would you try and eat your new friends?
>"Well, why not?" Rainbow demanded
>"Cus we don't eat intelligent civilised creatures that can speak!"
>As more clamour started up, the grumbles in your stomach intensified
>Your tummy demanded food
>"Alright damn! I didn't decide that humans need meat, it's just the way we are!"
>"Now can we just go somewhere with food? Any food, I'm literally starving!"
>Goddamn you hated vegans
>All their preachy no meat bullshit
>As if you would ever live without bacon
>"Ok fine, we'll sort this out later" Twilight said
>"Where do we want to go for lunch?"
>"Oooh lets go to Sugarcube corner!" Pinkie squealed
>"I bet Mr and Mrs Cake would just love to meet you!"
>With no other suggestions, you all set off for Sugarcube Corner, with Pinkie bouncing in front leading the way
>As you walked, a few more groups of ponies came up to meet you
>Each scenario was pretty similar
>You'd tell them your name, a bit about where you were from and your trip through the Everfree
>Rainbow would always retell the part about how she dragged you off to the hospital and saved you

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>>29893564
>>seen as too gangly
>>short muzzle, mane looks permed; unnatural
>>seems unattainable
>>speaks freaky deaky dutch or whatever ishnt dat veird

>Fleur
>The most attractive and popular pony supermodel and fashion star
Are you literally retarded? Seek help.

>>29901115
>Fluttershy not knowing animals eat meat cliché.
Cue 'Horses eat meat when they can' paragraph.
But seriously, Bird-pones should at least eat fish being they likely expend a lot of fast twitch energy/etc.

>>29901115
>Sometimes she'd chime in with little parts of your own story that you had forgotten to repeat
>It felt like some sort of duo act even though it was all about you
>Each time you noticed a similar reaction in the ponies you were speaking to whenever Rainbow spoke
>A flash of annoyance and exasperation
>As though she was merely an annoying distraction from the spectacle before them
>Each time you kept a straight face and ignored it, pretending that you didn't see it and pushing it to the back of your mind
>But every time it happened it niggled at you more and more, though you didn't really know why
>Maybe you were imagining it
>Rainbow didn't seem to notice
>Or she didn't care
>Eventually you made it to Sugarcube corner
>You were so hungry you could eat a horse
>Ok Anon, remember never to say that expression out loud
>The bell chimed gently as you all bustled into the small bakery
>Immediately the sweet smell of pastry and sugary treats hit you like a solid wall, almost knocking you to your knees
>Your stomach growled like a caged tiger trying to break free of your body
>The concerned faces of Mr and Mrs Cake could be seen popping up from behind the counter as you hunched over
>Pinkie bounced past you as she claimed a booth in the corner
>"Hey Mr and Mrs Cake! This is Anon, the new human"
>"We'll have one of everything please!" She yelled
>"O-of course Pinkie" Stammered back Mr Cake, looking slightly bewildered
>"On the house" Added Mrs Cake
>You took your seat in the booth as your food was brought over
>Since there was 7 of you, you had to pack in tight
>Rainbow squeezed in right next to you, almost on your lap
>As you made yourself comfortable, you saw plates of food being brought over to your table
>Mostly cakes and pastries, all fresh and warm straight from the ovens
>No sooner had your plate made touchdown you were stuffing your face
>You had a stack of pancakes with syrup and mixed berries on top

>>29901181
I'm guessing horses that were intelligent and civilised like in MLP would be morally opposed to eating meat and would imagine other intelligent creatures would be too. With other animals it's just nature.

>>29901251
Griffons literally eat horses.

>>29901231
>You didn't even bother with cutlery, just ripped it apart with your hands and shoved it straight in your face
>You finished the entire stack in about 10 seconds flat and moved straight on to the next one
>Waffles and bananas
>You demolished plate after plate, eating like a wild animal
>As your hunger began to subside, you looked up from your plate that you were busy licking chocolate sauce off of
>A group of horrified faces met your gaze
>You noticed Rarity who you already guessed was a stickler for manners was sat with her jaw hung open and a piece of half chewed muffin inside it
>"This is the best damn food I've ever eaten in my whole life" You grinned
>The ponies burst into a fit of laughter as you reached for a glazed doughnut and carried on eating
>"That is the fastest I've ever seen anyone eat anything and I've seen Pinkie and AJ face off in a pie eating contest!" Rainbow exclaimed, looking up at you with an expression of awe
>"Hey cut me a break, I've been in a coma for 3 days!" You replied
>More giggles from the ponies as they finally began to eat their own food, though with the use of far more table manners than you yourself were implementing
>"So Anon, how are ya liking Ponyville so far?" Asked AJ
>You were finally eating slow enough to speak in between mouthfuls
>"Honestly this place is amazing" You replied
>"It seems way too good to be true, like its some sort of utopia or something"
>"It feels like I'm just waiting for someone to wake me up from this dream I'm having" You chuckled nervously
>You really hoped that didn't happen
>"Well we're glad you like it here Anon. You're welcome to stay here as long as you like" Said Twilight
>From what you had seen this place seemed perfect
>You might not even try and find a way back to earth
>Just live out the rest of your days here in this cosy cartoon town
>By now you were feeling quite full
>It was a good job too, as it looked like the Cakes were struggling to keep up with your endless appetite

>>29901231
I require more green of this particular type.

>>29901320
Yeah but Griffons are dickheads

>>29901381
>You grabbed your glass of water and chugged it down to wash your meal down
>As you slammed the cup back down on the table, you let loose the loudest belch you had ever done and slumped back in satisfaction
>Much to your surprise, your body's battle cry was echoed a few seconds later
>Looking to your left, you saw Rainbow Dash letting forth another earth shattering burp
*BUUUUUUUUURP*
>You were gobsmacked
>Such a vulgar sound should not be able to come out of such a cute pony
>As she finished her burp, she too sighed in relief, then looked up seeing all of the shocked expressions
>Finally her eyes met yours, and you thought you saw fear flash across her eyes as she stared up at you
>Then your face split into a massive ear-to-ear grin
>"Holy crap Rainbow!" You exclaimed
>"That was awesome!"
>You fist/ hoof bumped to celebrate the accomplishment
>"That's the loudest burp I've ever heard!"
>"You aint seen nothing yet" She replied snarkily
>You both broke down into a fit of laughter as the other 5 ponies just sort of shuffled awkwardly in their seats
>You managed to hear one of the other customers waiting at the counter mutter something about "That disgusting mare"
>You guess it was pretty gross
>But hey, it was funny as hell
>You both sat there with smug grins, revelling in the disapproving looks of your friends
>They seemed to know better than to say anything about it though
>gradually the small talk and chatter returned back to the group
>You and Rainbow kept exchanging glances and giggling though
>After a while, you all agreed that it was time to head back out and finish touring the town
>You were glad the food was on the house
>It wasn't like you had any pony currency to pay them with
>Maybe you could offer to do some work for them at some point
>You weren't much of a cook though
>Setting off back into the town, you felt a lot more confident and energetic now that your belly was full

>>29901482
>For the rest of the day, the six ponies showed you some of the main landmarks in Ponyville
>There was the sprawling orchards of Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack lived
>A stark contrast to the huge fucking castle in the middle of town where Twilight lived, which you saw next
>You also saw the school house which you thought looked extremely basic
>Finally you saw Rarity's boutique and Fluttershy's secluded home
>You were about to ask where Rainbow Dash's home was since you now knew where your other 5 friends lived
>Hovering behind you, she grabbed your head before you could speak, and tilted it backwards to look up at the sky
>"And I live up there..." She said proudly
>"Woah..." You gasped in amazement
>You say beautiful rainbows decorating what looked like homes in the sky made out of clouds
>Not just homes
>Mansions
>And it looked like there were rainbow waterfalls cascading down from the sky
>You had never seen anything so surreal
>"What is that place?" You muttered, dumbstruck
>"That's Cloudsdale, where all the most awesome Pegasi live" She explained
>"Pretty aint it?"
>"That's one of the craziest and coolest things I've ever seen" You grinned
>You were unable to look away from the sight
>That was until Dash's face suddenly appeared right infront of your own, startling you back to reality
>"Heh, you haven't seen it up close" She said "Besides, wait until you see Canterlot of the Crystal Empire, they put this place to shame"
>Rainbow's personality was growing on you
>The way she didn't seem to care what other ponies thought of her manners
>Her tomboyish attitude
>Even her arrogance and tendency to brag you found amusing
>She had spent the entire day showing you off as if you were some sort of zoo exhibit
>"Hey everypony, come meet Anon, the new human!" She had been yelling as you walked
>Even grabbing random strangers and forcing them to come meet you

>>29901651
>When you were chatting to ponies you found that she seemed to do most of the talking
>Introducing you and telling them all about you
>You didn't really mind not being the one to talk
>You never liked talking about yourself much anyways, and Rainbow seemed so proud to be showing you off you thought you might as well just roll with it
>However, you did notice that the ponies who came to meet you seemed distinctly more uncomfortable whenever she spoke
>Throughout the day many of them seemed impatient, trying to end the conversations as quickly as possible
>Towards the end of your tour, instances of ponies coming up to chat had become noticeably fewer and further between, and you had a vague impression that ponies seemed to be avoiding you
>Whatever, it was only natural to be uncomfortable around an alien species just wandering the town
>You didn't pay the matter much mind

Ok that's as much as I've written so far, however i have planned the upcoming parts so I know what i'm writing next. Might write some more tomorrow but if not I'll try have some more up by the end of the week depending on how busy I am.

Updated pastebin for anyone who wants it:
https://pastebin.com/B7rt43cE

>>2988663
>this thread
https://youtu.be/U4Ue08j1PG8

>>29901754
Good stuff mate, can't wait to read more.

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>>29899485
Yes

>bump

So what weapons (not guns) do you think would be effective against smoll horse?
So far I can think of a water hose, pepper spray, and tasers being useful in keeping pesky poners away

>>29903502
rolled up newspaper

>>29886632
>changing the threads name to be no inclusive
REE

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>>29903791
This thread already hardly has any traffic making it more niche would just kill us

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>>29886632
Cadence would very much suit this general

>Recently had a kid
>No longer in the same shape she used to be
>Cue massive insecurity
>Too busy ruling and looking after Flurry Heart to lose the baby weight
>Shining is too busy doing the same to give her any attention
>Can't seek consolation from other ponies since her position as ruler isolates her from them and she can't show any weakness
>Doesn't want to bother the other princesses from their duties just for her own sake. She'd feel selfish
>Loves Flurry Heart but at the same time almost feels a sense of resentment towards her and terribly guilty for feeling that at the same time

Poor Candy :(

>bump

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>>29903502

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>>29903502
Loud scary noise machine

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>>29901754
keep it up

>>29902127
I would really like a reason as to why this picture exists.

>>29905263
I dunno senpai, but I liked the smiley face

>Page nine
No no, I have green I've been working on all goddamn day, survive for a few more hours

>>29904002
This is such a bullshit.

>>29905263
The artist (Sundown) third favourite thing after impossibly thicc asses and slutty outfits is harcore powerfucking, and they did a series of tia, luna, and chryssy. This is a crop of that last one with added memage..

>10

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Writing some now, I may upload it tonight if I have time but that also depends on if I write enough to bother uploading it. If its not up tonight I'll probably have some up tomorrow, but if not I'm on the sesh again Friday and Saturday so it will be a while.

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>o fuck guys

I've written a few more pages but I can't be arsed uploading right now so check back tomorrow evening. Accidentally ripped a page in half too by mistake. It's getting a lot more into the story now though so this part should be a lot better to read, unless my story is just plain shit which it might be.

Nien

>9

neen

>>29887671
Rather than having it be anon being around for her cry, have him just be new to town and Twilight put Pinkie in charge of helping him learn the ropes, but Anon is kind of averse to large parties since pony land is so new to him, so for the first time in a long time, Pinkie has a chance to spend time with a male that isn't partying.

Even better, make it so that she is oblivious to Anon as a potential romantic partner because she's become so jaded about men that she doesn't even register him as one BECAUSE he isn't HAY BRO.

>>29901151
The socially isolated starlet is not a new idea though. It's a fairly standard trope.

> She isn't interested in most stallions because they love her image, not the self she's unable to show the world.
> She's become bored with the stallions that know her fame, and is too jaded to seek others out. It isn't until she runs into someone that is so oblivious and different that she finds herself intrigued.
> She's a go getter who is too proud to let herself be married off in some 'Celebrity Marraige', but too constrained by her image to marry some random schmuck. Anon however is not a celebrity, but different enough to not be considered run-of-the-mill.
> Her agent tells her that she needs to romance Anon, that it'll really do wonders for her image and her up-comming movie. She assumes it'll be easy, but becomes both frustrated with and attracted to Anon as he doesn't immediately fold.
> Etc.

>>29910672
Derp, I complete forgot to add to that last bit: Just change it around, give her a self-esteem issue along with it about not being respected as her own person, and it works.

>>29910067

>>29911605

>>29910672
>> She isn't interested in most stallions because they love her image, not the self she's unable to show the world.
>> She's become bored with the stallions that know her fame, and is too jaded to seek others out. It isn't until she runs into someone that is so oblivious and different that she finds herself intrigued.
>> She's a go getter who is too proud to let herself be married off in some 'Celebrity Marraige', but too constrained by her image to marry some random schmuck. Anon however is not a celebrity, but different enough to not be considered run-of-the-mill.
>> Her agent tells her that she needs to romance Anon, that it'll really do wonders for her image and her up-comming movie. She assumes it'll be easy, but becomes both frustrated with and attracted to Anon as he doesn't immediately fold.
>> Etc.
You've read too much fantasy books.

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>>29911958
>You've read too much fantasy books.

Keep it bumped lads, I'm uploading in around 4-5 hours. Written a few more pages last night and today and I'm just waiting until tonight to upload them.

>>29901151
Love tangle story:

>Fleur, the supermodel, wants Anon.
>She isn't a bad pony, but is just stuck in eternal friend-zone territory by Anon, much to her frustration.
>Anon wants X-Pony, whom is considered ugly by Equestrian standards but aesthetically pleasing to human ones.
>Drama, etcetera

Alternately:

>In Equestria, the more 'pinched' and angular a pony's body-type is, the more physically attractive they are.
>See Fleur's, Cadence's (especially her, since she looks like something gone wrong in Photoshop's Pinch Filter), Celestia's, Luna's body-types, etcetera.
>Colours are also a factor, as seen by how attractive Rarity, Sapphire Shores, and Fluttershy are despite not being angular/thin.
>To humans, however... well, Pinch Filter.
>Ponies can't understand why Anon doesn't find said ponies all that attractive, despite being similar to said standards himself.
>Human body-type has long-limbs, sharp cheekbones, small and sharp 'nose', etcetera, despite having small eyes.
>"Maybe he just has an ugly mare fetish?"

>>29912956
Why not both?

>>29912956
>In Equestria, the more 'pinched' and angular a pony's body-type is, the more physically attractive they are.

Can we go the opposite route?

The more pinched and angular a pony is, the more they are seen as sickly and/or frail, but Anon is attracted to that body type because it most matches human physique?

Would give us away to get the princesses themselves involved in the thread at least

>>29913330
Problem with princesses is that they don't need to be pretty, they have other featuress that are desirable.

>>29913421

With Twilight it's pretty easy to write a story about her low self esteem. Her previous bookish and 'dorkish' nature, her budding new status in Equestria suddenly catapulting her into the spotlight, making her anxious and hesitant to accept any form of romance because she doesn't want to bring the paps down on her like a new years resolution drops the weight at the Gym

With Luna the whole "Princesses are inherently desirable" thing is pretty easy to subvert, not everyone gets over the whole "literally trying to shroud the world in darkness" thing that easily, ponies will always be treading on eggshells around her because they view her psyche as easily breakable, basically they don't want to (trigger) her

Celestia is a bit more difficult, as she is literally god-tier wife material already. Your options with making her unattractive/undesirable are limited to her;
1: Age
2: Attainability, or lack thereof
3: Power/intimidation factor
None of which make her a particularly good choice when it comes to this thread

Cadence is perhaps the hardest of all the princesses to write this way, as she's married, has a foal, and is literally the princess of love. Avoiding any cuck memes, your options are again limited, her husband being aloof and distant after the foal, the foal itself sending her into Postnatal depression, or her physical appearance after having a baby,

There are ways, just not many GOOD ones

>>29913463
You could just fug aged up flurry
Her and those huge ass wings

>>29913463
Luna before this whole eternal darkness mess was at least young adult by normal standards and also princess so I don't think that she fits here, at least not with classical "I think I'm undesirable" theme.

Celestia is loved by masses so even if she look awful she still gets her dose of adoration. Also even if she is ugly or have other undesirable traits she is old enough to accept that.

Twilight especially pre alicorn can work, but she is student of Celestia, and part of rather high noble family so apart from being autistic I don't think that she has low esteem.

And Candence plainly doesn't fit here it just isn't setting for her.

Ok I'm typing some up now. I actually managed to write an unexpected amount for what little time I had so I have a decent amount to upload. Again it takes my fucking ages to type so bear with me.

>>29901726
>You had been walking all day looking around most of Ponyville
>As the day was drawing to a close, you paused on a bridge that crossed a small river
>Looking to the sky you saw a beautiful deep orange sunset, framing the rolling hills of Sweet Apple Acres and the forests surrounding Ponyville
>You leaned on the stone wall to absorb the sight and the other ponies gave you some silence
>After a few minutes just standing there, Twilight broke the silence
>"Well Anon, we really enjoyed meeting you and showing you around today"
>"We hope you liked Ponyville and you stay here for a while with us. There's plenty to see and do here in Equestria"
>You turned around and gazed upon the town behind the 6 ponies, now lit by a brilliant orange aura from the sunset
>"Yeah Twilight, I love it here" You replied
>"I don't even know if I want to leave"
>The ponies all grinned widely at that, obviously happy to accept you as a new resident
>"Well, it's getting fairly late now" She said
>"We should probably start heading home. It's been a tiring day"
>The group all agreed, as they all needed to have food and go to bed
>Each gave you a goodbye as they began to disperse
>Rainbow Dash hung back a bit, sitting on the wall beside you as you turned back to the sunset
>"So, are you just gonna stay here Anon?"
>You continued looking at the sky as you spoke
>"Yeah, for a bit I think. This sunset is just so captivating"
>"Ok, well uhh... see ya later I guess" She said fairly awkwardly
>"Yeah, catch you later Rainbow" You replied
>"I can't wait to hang out with you again" You added
>She looked down bashfully as you said that, then turned and flew away
>You noticed her glance back at you a few times as she flew, until you couldn't see her any more
>You stayed there staring at the sunset for another 10 minutes, just bouncing thoughts around your head and reflecting back on your day
>"Well, time to be heading home" You said to yourself

>>29914610
>Then you realised
>You didn't have a home to go back to
>Shit
>Well this was a predicament
>You didn't really know where to go from here
>Maybe you'd check if there was a hotel or something that would let you sleep there for the night and work it off the next day
>Maybe you could just sleep rough under a tree or on a bench or something
>It wouldn't be the first time
>You started walking through the town, noticing how quiet it had become already
>Night had come fast and it was already becoming dark, with long shadows shrouding the streets
>Honestly, the town seemed dead, especially compared to the vibrant life and activity you had become used to
>You began to feel like nowhere would be open and were close to bedding down rough for the night
>That was until you heard it
>The sound of loud chattering and laughter
>It sounded like it was coming from the next street over
>As you made your way there, you saw the only illuminated building on the street
>A light in the darkness
>A pub
>Well, it was time to go and sample the local nightlife
>Pushing the door open, you felt a wave of familiarity hit you
>Ponies packed around tabled drinking, chatting and laughing
>You even smelled alcohol
>You honestly didn't expect this place to have alcohol, but now you thought about it you could really go for a beer
>You still didn't have any money though
>As you walked up to the bar, the bartender stopped and stared at you, and a few heads swivelled round
>The momentary surprise on their faces quickly gave way to warm smiles
>"Hey, look who's here!" One of them yelled
>They all gave you garbled greetings, surprised that you would be visiting their small tavern
>Apparently drinking and staying out late were pretty big taboos in pony society
>Most of the ponies here were outcasts to some degree, not shunned by society but looked down on by a lot of ponies
>The type who weren't really bad but certainly weren't a good influence on your kids

>>29914713
>"So what can I get for you?" The bartender asked
>"Well I don't really have any money yet so uhhh..." You trailed off
>"Hey don't worry about that!" he replied, cutting you off
>"It's on the house" He smiled
>"So, what'll it be?"
>You liked how everything was on the house so far
>It made you feel important
>"You got any beer?" You asked
>"Any particular brand?" He replied
>"Nah just give me something you'd recommend" You said
>He pulled out a tankard and filled it with beer, setting it on the bar top for you
>You took a gulp and had to fight to swallow it
>It was the weakest beer you had ever tasted
>Might as well be pisswater
>"Got anything stronger?" You gasped
>The barkeep and ponies next to you looked up at you with concerned expressions
>"How strong are we talking?" He asked, suspicion in his voice
>"Around 5% or something ya know?" You casually replied
>"You sure Anon? That stuff is usually just for the hardcore drinkers"
>"Really?" You asked in disbelief, "That's just like average where I'm from"
>How this shite he had given you was the average here was a mystery
>It tasted awful
>As the bar tender set you down a new drink, you gulped it down straight away
>"Now that is what I'm talking about" You sighed as he poured you another
>The ponies next to you were still staring
>You grinned back smugly
>It felt good knowing you could probably drink anypony in this entire world under the table and still only be tipsy
>As the booze began to flow and your tongue loosened up a bit, you started chatting to the stallions at the bar with you
>Mostly just basic stuff like names, families, jobs and what your two worlds were like
>The pony you were mostly chatting to- Dumbbell- had a dark brown coat and very light brown mane, and was a pegasus
>His conversation was alright, but you wouldn't really consider him for a drinking buddy
>He came off as a bit of a douche, but you still put up with him while there were free drinks to be had

>>29914809
>When you were drunk it wouldn't even matter anyways
>Your mind started to wander as you felt the alcohol taking effect
>"... so anyways, I bet you sure are glad to get away from that annoying rainbow haired bitch" You heard him say
>Hold up, surely he didn't mean Rainbow Dash
>"Wha?" You mumbled as your eyes refocused on him
>"Oh come on Anon, you've been stuck with her all day. I can't even be near her for 5 whole minutes!" He exclaimed
>You saw some of the other ponies at the bar snickering
>"What are you on about?" You said in confusion
>"She seemed cool to me, she was funny and seemed to really like me"
>He started laughing
>"You thought she was funny? Dude, she's the most annoying pony in town!"
>He started on a rant about her as other ponies from all over the bar chipped in
>"Her voice is so crackly and annoying"
>"All she does is brag about herself"
>"She just tries to show off and be better than everypony"
>"She's rude"
>"She has no manners at all"
>You were glad Rainbow wasn't here to hear all this
>These ponies were going to town on her
>Ripping her to shreds
>You were confused and slightly angry at what they were saying
>She wasn't that bad
>Sure she was a little rude and liked brag, but honestly you thought most of it was pretty cute and funny
>"Not to mention her looks" He went on
>"That disgusting unkempt mane that just hurts to look at"
>"Her eye colour doesn't match her fur"
>"And her body is just so skinny and small, and her muzzle is all fucked up"
>The whole bar was chipping in
>Seems like everypony here hated her
>"Ugliest pony in all of Equestria!" You heard someone shout
>You thought she was awesome though
>She really seemed to like you
>And with her more taboo sense of humour and rebellious attitude you felt you could relate to her a lot better than most of the other ponies here
>Your head was spinning
>Your brain had too much to process for how drunk you were by now
>"Trust me dude, Rainbow's a loser" Dumbbell finished

>>29914893
>"She was probably only clinging to you just to try and divert some of the attention to herself"
>That one actually hurt
>The friendship you felt was genuine and you just knew it
>The two of you just clicked
>And here this guy was implying she had used you
>You felt your anger beginning to rise, and decided to leave before you did something you would regret
>"I gotta go guys, I need some fresh air" You mumbled, your speech slurring a bit
>"Yeah, catch you later Anon" Dumbbell replied
>You shakily stood up and staggered out of the door into the cool night air
>The chill was pleasant after the slightly stuffy atmosphere of the pub
>It helped cool the anger that had been beginning to boil, and cleared your mind a bit of the alcohol induced haze
>You started walking the streets until you found yourself on the outskirts of town
>Then you remembered that during your time in the pub you had forgotten to find a place to stay
>"Whelp, guess I'm sleeping rough" You muttered to yourself
>Oh well, the night was warm enough and you certainly weren't going to freeze
>You staggered over to a nearby apple tree, slumped against it, and promptly passed out

>>29914943
Ok that's as much as I have written so far, getting a lot more into the story now I think. Next update should come any time after Saturday since I'm on the sesh again tomorrow night. Lets hope alcohol in Equestria is a damn sight cheaper than it is here because last time I was in a pub it cost me £3.60 for a pint of guinness. I've never felt more ripped off in my life.

Anyways, here is the updated pastebin for anyone who wants it:
https://pastebin.com/B7rt43cE

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>>29914969
I can't wait

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>>29913463
>Twilight
>A princess
Just do it like >>29913799 said

>>29914969
You fuckin bongs and your yurodollars

have fun m8

>>29916026
Just for comparison, how much would a pint cost at a pub in the US? Can't help but feel like everything is way cheaper over there.

>>29916395
>3.60britbucks = $4.61
A pint of Guinness in my town (depending on the bar) is $4.00 - 7.00.
Another point of reference is NYC which is $5.00 - $9.00 (depending on the bar).

It's my go to drink, unless I'm really trying to drink. I mean it's a light beer based on alcohol %.

>>29916395

>>29916026 here, depending on where I go, a pint of Guinness will run me anywhere from $4 to $6 here in Atlanta, GA. Pretty good go-to, really, though I typically prefer something a little stronger.

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Sorry I haven't been writing, I've had some writers block with regards to the plot immediately after the whole thing with Teilight. I have actually been able to think of quite a bit of shit to do with the plot though. I wrote it down so I won't forget it.
>>29916395
Guinness and beer that's around the same quality as Guinness are typically $4-5 in my town Sacramento, motherfuckers . Better stouts will cost about $7-9 at a restaurant. Some bars will actually charge $7-9 for Guinness, Blue Moon, or Sierra Nevada. What you're paying is considered to be more than a fair price for a beer here.

Now store bought alcohol is where things get cheap.
>>29913421
I see this as actually being helpful. Sunny confirmed that she's been approached by plenty of suitors. There's a bunch of selfish reasons for ponies to try to get with them, so the princesses probably feel like shit when they get approached by potential suitors

>>29913799
Cadence works perfectly if you do an AU where Chryssy fucked up Shining Armor so hard he was literally a husk and died after Chryssy was banished due to lack of a controlling force.

>>29914943
>>29914969
Nice work, thanks. Looking forward to more.

>>29916995
I've been considering ordering some Jameson Gold Reserve, one of the best whiskeys I've ever had. But the shipping is like 50 bucks making the whole order like 140 or something, so fuck that.
I'm not a member of Sam Club, looks like you are though, do they happen to have it?

>>29917526
You don't need a membership to buy booze from them. But you can't buy anything else while you're there.

I don't know if that's just an odd loophole in Illinois or if it's their company policy, but it's pretty nice.

>>29917550
kek what? I'll have to check, NYfag here.
Sounds like an Illinois thing, I doubt I can just get booze and nothing else. Who knows though.

>>29917576
A quick bout of Google-fu says it's because of some law that you can't restrict alcohol sales to a members-only organization. Just have to say you're there for alcohol only and they'll let you in. Some states have other rules overriding it but it doesn't list which ones.

So, I guess you should call ahead and ask?

There's a similar set of laws for medication, so you can buy that without a membership too.

>>29917628
ha pretty cool, I guess I'll call and see if they have it first, and then ask about the weird law.
Thanks for the info mang.

>>29914969
I don't know where you've been drinking m8, but £3.60 for a pint is pretty cheap in my area.

Also, digging the story so far. Keep up the good work.

>heading to work bump

>>29917734
I live in West Yorkshire so drinks up here are a bit cheaper than down south. My local pub is usually like £2 for a pint and store bought is around £5 for a 4 pack, so £3.60 felt like a right rip off.

>>29918222
>West Yorkshire
Sheiiiiiit what a small world this is, where you at? If you say Bradford I'm going to be very disappointed. I'd say £3.60 is similar to what I'd pay, last time I got Guinness it cost me £3.10 but that was a while back.

>>29918558
I live just outside Bradford :c
Closer to Halifax

>Luna, despite making up with her sister, still has self-esteem issues.
>Anon is an outcaSt.
>They hang-out: outcasts united!
>Their awkward antics baffle ponies and Celestial.

What happened to Tuner, he said some time ago that he's still working on Smol Dash?

>>29919435

>>29918964
He's cheating on us. Having a fun afternoon with Sweetie Belle

>10

>>29920615
>;_;7

Back off the sesh will write more tomorrow if I get time.

>9

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>>29920615
Uhh.. HA! Funny joke man... I'm definitly not writing for other threads or anything...
More seriously though, I'm still writing Smol Dash, but the problem is, she's so small, I can't find her! Expect something within the next three days though.

Keeper alive I'll try to write some more

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>>29923357
Writers block?

> Luna isn't very comfortable around ponies IRL
> Somewhat of a vicious cycle, she is nervous around ponies so she covers her lonliness by interacting via dreams; the lack of irl interaction builds further, etc.
> One day Anon appears...
> And as her duty as a princess she needs to watch over his dreams to make sure he is in good emotional health...
> Except she can;t. Anon's mind, and presumably human minds, are psychically insular, rejecting foreign minds and people.
> Now the only way Luna can do her duty, and examine his psychological well being, is by becoming his friend.
> It's awkward for both of them, but because Luna isn't able to run away from it, she eventually finds herself falling for the human.

Attempting to write some now but it probably won't be up tonight. Maybe tomorrow if I get time.

>9

Tuner's too busy writing for SPG. He has forsaken us.

>>29927663
What's SPG? Super Pretty Girls?

>>29927709
Slave Pone General I think.

>>29927663
Think I'm gonna write for that thread after I finish writing for this one. I like a lot of the stories on there.

>>29929000
We would be glad, there can never be enough writefags at /spg/.

>>29929480
I'll give it a shot once I've finished this one then. One at a time or I'll get too confused and busy and I don't want this to become a chore or even worse abandon a story.

>>29930173

Dealing with some writers block. I'm not sure where to take the story immediately after where I left off. I think I have it sorted out after that though

>>29931895

bop

Don't think I'll be able to upload tonight and won't have much time during the week. There may be one update during the week but most likely it will be next weekend before i upload again.

No ugly Fluttershy? She makes as much sense as RD and AJ for the role, as long as you discount the modeling episode.

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>>29934538

>>29934538
Fluttershy is way too pretty in universe to do this with.

>>29935299
Unless she sees *herself* as ugly.

>>29934538
Fluttershy was a model though.

>>29935458
>Your pone is unattractive by pony standards.

>>29936321
That's adorable.

>>29935299
>>29935584
>Low Self-Esteem Ponies

Butterhush could work if she never got over being an ugly filly. That would explain a good part of her personality and would fit in the thread without being a huge stretch.

>>29937057
>without being a huge stretch.
She was a model.

>>29937057
It would make her an attention whore. There's a difference between Dash or AJ thinking they're not attractive vs the fucking singing disney princess pony with her animal friends who was a fucking model whining that she's not pretty.

>>29937080
>>29937097
>Unattractive / Low Self-Esteem Ponies
>Zero self esteem
>Zero confidence, both in herself and her abilities
I dunno guys, it checks out.

>Be Fluttershy
>Another quiet day
>At your cottage
>With nopony else
>...
>Thinking about it makes your chest hurt a little
>You know what's wrong, of course
>You're lonely
>You've helped animals fix that same ache
>Some of the rarer species need help finding a mate
>But it's not the same for ponies
>And it's definitely not the same for somepony like you
>Everypony knows you as 'the animal mare'
>You're not good for anything but taking care of animals
>They're the only ones who will spend time with you
>That's how it's been for years
>You knows it's because you're the only pony in town that can speak with them
>That's fine though
>You love them just the same
>After all, it's not like you're the kind of pony that makes friends
>Back in Flight Camp, Dash was just looking for any reason to start a fight with those colts
>And for all those years, she was your only friend
>...
>The two of you were acquaintances, really
>'Friend' was being too generous
>...
>After Twilight showed up things got a little better
>It's nice talking with her, but you rarely need to go to the library
>And Rarity
>She's so nice, all the time
>She even invites you along for her weekly spa visits
>Not like they would help you much
>You can't forget your fillyhood, no matter how much you want to
>But it's nice to spend time with her
>You're really interested in fashion
>You a little afraid of letting her know, though
>She's so generous she would probably hoofmake a whole fashion line just because
>And all of it feels wasted on somepony like you
>You tried to be pretty, once
>Back when you were trying to get your cutiemark
>It went... poorly
>That's okay though, because you found something much better

>After all this time, you still feels out of place
>Surrounded by your new friends
>They're such amazing ponies
>And you're... not

>>29937366
>>You're really interested in fashion
>>You a little afraid of letting her know, though
We forgetting that 5 minute sequence when she let her know?

>>29937761
>doesn't mention Glimmityglam
>doesn't mention being pregnant with Discord's eldritch babies
>doesn't mention the Crystal Castle Magical Princess Playset™

>Well this MUST be taking place in the current part of the show. There's literally no possible chance it being any time in a previous part. Or even a slightly different version of Equestria. That would be fiction, and fiction isn't real. After all, this is all canon with the show taking place in real time. I just saw the new episode, which means that thing definitely happened in some other place. That's how the magic picture box works. Mama said so.

Are you serious, Anon? Autism is supposed to be a meme.

>>29937852
No need to throw a hissy fit because Fluttershy doesn't fit in the context of this thread, no matter how hard you try to shoe-horn it
>but muh fiction!
Nobody is stopping you from writing it. Make her assertive and foul mouthed while you're at it.

>bump
More green, less shitposting.

Please.

>>29938323
>more green
>less shitposting
pick one

>>29938919
More Green

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>>29938919
>Cant we have both? And some dank pictures too

Any green with Twilight?

Go to bed anon. GO TO BED!

>>29939712
Dirt I think. Fucker is lazy though

>>29940630
Yeah, because he's a massive fag

>>29924178
indiegogo this

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>>29940372
you're not my mum

>9

>>29942251

>>29937943
A pony doesn't have to be ugly to have no confidence in herself, and the thread isn't just about uggo's.

Hell, Fleur De Lis could fit in the thread fairly easily with a little effort, despite being one of the most beautiful ponies in the world (from Pony POV).

>Most of her friends aren't her friends at all.
>They associate with her because she's beautiful/famous/rich/influential.
>Ponies she can actually rely on when she's needs them are few.
>If something were to happen to her, almost everyone she knows would disappear, and then crowd around the next model mare who was perfectly perfect on the outside instead.

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>>29886632
u should shut your smug cunt face before something happens to you

bmup

>9
ded thred

>>29931303
Anybody have any suggestions of what to do immediately after the part where I left off? That's kind of the main hindrance of had this whole time. Any advice on ending the scene is appreciated

>>29945097
Check out /spg/'s Discord. They're pretty chill and usually have time to bounce ideas around.

>>29943531
Someone started a nice Fleur story where she was a bodyguard pretending to be a airhead or something like that.

>>29945118
spg?

>>29946001
This thread: >>29928710

Fluttershy is a used up whore with a pussy even more used up than that of a porn actress you cunts

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>>29941150
I.... I think we have a good idea here. Now all we need is a decent writer. That means someone who isn't me.

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faggort

Why is low-esteem so heart warming? Is it because we have low-esteem, or because it satisfies our paternal urges to support others?

>>29947151
I think you mean maternal.

>>29937852
Love it

>>29947556

>>29946241
Seems like a strange place to ask, considering the theme of the thread, but okay. Thanks for the advice

>>29924178
>> Except she can;t. Anon's mind, and presumably human minds, are psychically insular, rejecting foreign minds and people.

>"Oh Anonymous, when I tried to view your dream, your natural defenses kicked in."
"Natural...defenses...?"
>"Yes! Tis awful! I was subjected to sexual depravity unlike which no pony should ever experience! To think one would place their phallus in the eye sockets of a blind filly! You must be a powerful telepath to have such robust mental shielding!"
"...Y-yea.....years of training!"

>>29947156
No, Paternal. Fathers want to see their children grow strong and confident.

>9

>>29949375

Writing more out now but I probably won't get time to post until the weekend unless I miraculously get some free time from somewhere. Having a pretty mental week this week though so when I am free I kinda just play vidya and go to bed.

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>>29950643
iktfb. Sometimes after I get off work, all I do is go home and play games or watch TV. I feel guilty for not writing when I do have some free time call mom but I'm just too drained to do anything, both mentally and physically. Bought some good American stout for the night though

>>29951553
I can't drink during the week cus the anti depressants I'm on get me reallly drunk after only a small amount, but I have a bottle of Amaretto in the cabinet for the weekend. I feel guilty for not writing more often but I've got the doctors tomorrow and a ton of other shit to sort out before the end of the week. Hopefully I'll be able to write a bit more next week but I'm dead on my feet at the moment.

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>>29951772
Shit. Fuck it man. Add me on steam so we could chat about stories or some shit or play some games sometime that we might both be drinking

>9

>>29952600

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>>29946778
I'd read that too. Maybe someone should toss the idea to the moonbutt thread, they might be willing to do something if no one here wants to pick up the idea.

>>29951825
Ok I got ya. My mic is fucked at the moment though and I have no money for a new one so don't expect much conversation at the moment

>>29953628
You first. I already did

>>29951825
fag

>>29955574
done

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>>29956027
>>29955574
>>29953628
>>29946778
>>29941150
>>29924178

Still no greens.

Ok I've written a few more pages.Will be uploading tomorrow night if I get time but I still need to type it all up.

>9

>>29958518
Let it die.

>>29958764
I don't die. I just go on hiatus until I can figure out what to write

>>29958764
No we need to resurrect some of the writefags

>>29957688
My hero

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>>29923357
YOU LIED TO US

>>29959561
We need to draw a pentagram in the blood of one of the writefags in order to get started. I nominate Dirt for the sacrifice

>>29946001
Small Penis General. You have to have a micropenis to post in it.

>>29960499
I miss SPH.

>>29960499
Sorry, tried to join but they told me my dick was too small, even for them

>>29960144
Actually, drawfags would help this thread a lot.

>>29960144
Might do this tonight just for the banter.

>>29961969
or you could work on some green please man I need my fix

I wonder what a Low Self-Esteem and RGRE crossover would look like.

>>29962283
Will be uploading some tonight, haven't done as much as I probably should have but I got a bit to upload. Then I shall make my blood sacrifice to the writefags.

Typing it up now, i haven't got much but there will be more up at the weekend.

>>29963669
>You heard distant voices
>They sounded muffled, like they were underwater
>They began to grow louder as if they were drawing closer, gaining more clarity the closer they came
>"...Is he asleep?"
>"I don't know, he might be hurt or somethin'"
>Suddenly you were being shaken rather violently
>"Anon? Anon?"
>Your eyes shot open, limbs flailing trying to free yourself as you suddenly woke up
>Rainbow Dash was shaking you, surprise on her face as she recoiled from your flailing limbs
>Applejack was also stood off to the side, looking amused at the pair of you
>As you relaxed you groaned, just now feeling the dry throat and throbbing headache that were a reminder of the previous night
>"You alright Anon? You look a bit rough" Rainbow asked
>"Uuuuugh" Was all you groaned in reply
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash exchanged a concerned glance
>"Have you been drinking?" Rainbow asked
>If the hangover wasn't immediately obvious, the smell of booze on your clothes and breath were a dead giveaway
>"Eeyup" You grunted, finally sitting up
>"How much did ya have to drink?" Asked AJ
>Her amused look was now replaced with one of disapproval
>"More than I should've had" You mumbled
>You really weren't in the mood for a lecture about the effects of drinking right now
>You could already feel the effects
>To your surprise however, they decided not to really pry the alcohol issue further
>Instead, Applejack asked "So what're ya doin' in mah field?"
>To be honest, you didn't really know where you were when you passed out
>But then again you didn't have a home, so it wasn't really your fault
>"Well, I don't have a home yet and I couldn't find anywhere to stay, so I just found a tree and slept under it"
>The two ponies flushed bright red and looked at each other in panic
>"How could we forget to find him somewhere to sleep?!"
>"A-ah don't know, ah thought Twilight would have somethin' prearranged for him!"
>"Oh Twilight is just gonna flip when she hears about this..."

>>29962750
The exact same way it does now?
>(Mare) isn't attractive by pony standards, her only hope at male attention is to become a cuck beta orbiter constantly white knighting stallions who don't care and would never go for her.
>Enter Anon the, casually racist "every pony looks the same to me", human.
>He finds her to be cuter than the average cute little pony.
>Yadda yadda yadda, he's the best. Just the best.

Or.

>(Mare) actually acts like a female and had done so since she could remember, it just feels natural to her, considered a huge flaming homo by everyone.
>Bullied all her life because of it.
>Mom practically disowned her.
>Anon can't stand being around this cringy shit, treating him like some kind of wall flower.
>After taking courses and dating advice to try and dispel this image of faggotry around her, (Mare) ends up hitting on Anon.
>It's the straw that broke the camel's back and Anon goes full savage on her.
>Pony breaks down into tears, the emotions of an entire life being called wrong coupled with the first "stallion" she managed to muster the courage to try what she learned on giving her such a reaction that it murders the last bit of self esteem she still had.
>Anon feels like shit.
>Spends days trying to apologize.
>He notices that she actually acts like a girl...
>Pony feels relief she can act like herself around Anon, builds back her low self esteem.
>Yadda yadda yadda, they end up madly in love as a match made in heaven in this cruel world of reverse gender roles and spend their lives living outside of town, in a cozy cabin in the woods.

>>29963769
>You interrupted the two as they continued having a meltdown
>"Hey guys! Chill!" You shouted, grabbing their attention
>The pair both turned to you, however they were unable to look you in the eyes
>Applejack removed her hat and stared at the dirt
>"Aww shucks Anon, you must be real mad at us for abandoning you without a place to stay"
>"We're truly sorry. We hope this don't make ya think bad of the whole town"
>Well now they were making you feel guilty and you hadn't done anything wrong
>"Hey it's fine, I'm not mad at any of you" You replied
>"It's not like I have any money to pay rent anyways, or a job o get any money. I only just got here"
>"Well we'll sort ya out Anon, you ain't gotta pay. Yer our guest" Said Applejack
>"Yeah, Twilight's probably got a free room in that huge castle she lives in. I bet she'd let you stay with her!" Rainbow said excitedly
>These ponies sure took hospitality to heart
>Free food and drinks were one thing but a place to sleep seemed like a lot more
>Add another thing to the growing list of reasons why you prefer this world and these ponies to your own
>"Are you sure?" You asked, almost in disbelief
>"I don't want to feel like a freeloader or anything. At least let me do some work to repay you"
>"Hey, don't sweat it. We got you covered Anon" Rainbow replied
>"We should probably go find Twilight and get this sorted" She added
>You finally stood up since you had been sitting in the grass the entire time and stretched your aching limbs off, preparing for the walk back into Ponyville
>"You two go find Twilight. Ah got a lotta work here needs doin'. See y'all later" Applejack said, turning back to where some empty buckets and a cart were laid
>"Yeah, catch ya later AJ" Rainbow said as she took off into the air, hovering around your head again
>And so you set off walking, making small talk as you went

>>29963876
>"I can't believe you wound up passed out drunk on your first day" Rainbow laughed as you left Sweet Apple Acres
>"Have you ever even drunk alcohol before? You gotta take it easy"
>You rolled your eyes and grinned up at her
>"Rainbow, I could probably drink more than anypony in this land if your standard is around 2%"
>She narrowed her eyes as she stared you down, hovering right in front of your face
>"I'll hold you to that Anon. No one out-drinks Rainbow Dash!"
>Her competitive nature amused you
>You guessed that normally she would win at most athletic or acrobatic competitions since she was so energetic and restless all the time
>Probably wasn't used to losing in anything
>But you felt confident you could beat her in this competition
>"Alright Rainbow, you've got yourself a bet" You replied in a serious tone
>She seemed surprised that you would actually take her on, but accepted the challenge wholeheartedly
>"Heh, alright loser. I'll try not to humiliate you too hard" She chuckled, bashing your shoulder with a hoof
>"You don't even know what you're in for" You replied, grinning
>You carried on walking for a few minuted before a realisation came to you
>You still hadn't washed properly yet
>Gross
>"Hey uhh Rainbow, you know anywhere I can get a wash to freshen up a bit? I haven't really been able to get a bath or shower yet" You asked awkwardly
>"Well, we can't go busting into somepony's home..." She said, thinking aloud
>You already kinda figured that one out
>"And my house is in the clouds so you can't use my shower"
>Again, Captain Obvious
>"I guess we could detour and bathe in the lake?" She said finally
>"There's no soap or anything but it'll still clean you up alright"
>It was a warm day again with the sun beating down
>Now that you thought about it, a dip in the lake sounded like exactly what you needed
>"Alright Rainbow, lead the way" You smiled

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>>29963998
Ok sorry if it's disappointing but that's all I wrote for now. Will be uploading more at the weekend though.

Updated pastebin here:
https://pastebin.com/B7rt43cE

Now, time for a blood sacrifice, see if Kek will favour us and bless us with some more writefags and new green

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>>29964121
Ritual called for my blood, so I will join you when the time is right

>>29964121
>>29964153
what the actual fuck guys
cutting yourself wont summon more writefags, and it's probably a bad idea to do it "For the banter".
jesus.

>>29964225
pussy

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>>29964121
O lord Kek, hear my voice,
We call upon thee to deliver unto us more writefags, and bountiful green
This blood I give as an offering
Blood spilled in the name of kek
Summon us a writefag we beg

Praise Kek


So here's my shitty blood pentagram, imma be pissed if no writefags show up now.

>>29964328
breddy gud m8

>>29963813
>>29962750

I'm interested

>>29964121
love it

>>29905263
You o not want to see the real image. If you do, it shall haunt you until the end of your days.

>>29964328
Is that actual blood you faggot?
Shadilay

>>29965337
>>29965337
Looks real.
>Provoking kek without getting didgits.
Go back to discordianism.

Hoping to write in a bit. Simple solution that I think you guys will probably hate me for, but I think Might finally get me out of this writers block

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>>29965872
Oh yeah. It's dirt. Fuck I'm trashed thanks to Brit.

>>29964225
kill yourself

>>29964328
sorry m8. you could only summon an old writefag
>>29836418
>You thought about what Twilight said
>Could you befriend this pony?
>You weren’t sure, but you were going to try and keep the promise you made to Twilight
>You have been sitting there in silence for a fairly long time, so you try and think of a subject to talk about
>Then you remember the things that Twilight told you while she was mindlessly babbling about her friends
>That pony really needs a hobby
>Rainbow Dash is extremely fond likes sports and Daring Do
>You can’t read Equine well enough to understand that shit, so you go with sports
>She’s a hoofball fanatic and she’s from Cloudsdale, so this should be easy
“So, how about them Cloudsdale Cloudkickers? Personally, I’m a fan of the Fillydelphia Beagles, but I guess the Cloudkickers are pretty cool too”
>”Are you bucking serious right now?”
>You’ve only been here a few months and these horse puns were already getting on your nerves
>”They’ve been on a losing streak all season”
>Should have probably read up on that
>”Are you trying to talk shit, or are you just too stupid to actually follow the bucking sport?”
>What the fuck, Rainbow Dash has zero chill
>So much for befriending this cunt
unfortunately I can only fill a little over a post. I am out of this slump though so that's a positive

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>>29966147
>She must have read your expression
>”Look. I know that I said that I would try to be friends, but there’s no way I’ll be friends with a monkey alien freak like you”
>Well, it’s not like you had feelings or any other faggot shit
>”Now we should live together for a week, tell Twilight it didn’t work out, then get done with this”
>”So, If you excuse me, I’ll be on my way to get some of my stuff”
>Rainbow Dash says before flying out a window
>You are left in the middle of your room
>It’s noontime and your day has been nothing but terrible
>A week
>You were going to have to deal with her abuses for a week
>Fuck this
>You were going to make sure that you will make those seven days an absolute hell for her
>Or your name is not Anonymous (which it’s not)
>This shit is on
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end chapter

>>29966156
https://pastebin.com/MJcr1ApS

oopdated

>>29966156
>”So, If you excuse me, I’ll be on my way to get some of my stuff”
"Sure thing, Rainbow Dyke."

>9

>Be you
>Walking through a park at the edge of ponyville
>You've been here for a little while, can't really remember your life from before
>You overhear some loud laughing in the distance and your head follows it to find a group of ponies roughly in their late teens
>Four stallions are surrounding a mare and jeering at her
>"Little filly can't even hover can she?"
>The young stallions let out breathy laughter into the air
>"Piss off you featherbrains, we do this every week and it's getting old. I have to get home anyway."
>The mare pushes past two of them as they call out to her
>"What does the baby have a curfew? You don't even have parents and you're still grounded thanks to those useless things you call wings!"
>Another bout of laughter from the four
>The mare whirls in place to face the one who had made the jab and quickly approaches him
>"Shut up!"
>A hoof flies through the air and finds its mark square on the stallion's jaw sending him reeling
>The mare pushes forward throwing the stallion onto his hind legs and from there pushing him to the ground before straddling his torso
>She raised her hoof and plunged it down onto his waiting head while shouting
>"Don't! Ever! Talk! About! My! PARENTS!"
>Each word is punctuated by another crack as hoof meets head
>At this point you begin to rush over to break up the commotion as the other three stallions pull the growling and furious mare off their friend
>Once the fourth is free he is helped up by two of the others and all four begin to dash away
>The one who had taken the blows to the head stumbles a few times as he tries to catch his bearings
>You're left standing next to a panting and softly weeping orange mare who's mostly collapsed on the ground
>You approach her and kneel down next to her as she notices your presence
>"What do you want?"
>Her voice is low and defeated
"I just saw what was happening and I was going to break it up, are you ok?"
>"What do you care? No one else ever does, just leave me alone."

>>29967469
>Her voice goes from depressed to indignant in the span of a second and before you know it she's on her hooves and is dashing away from you in the direction you'd just come from
>She turns a corner leaving you staring at where she'd been processing all that had just happened.

Might do more later

>>29965337
Course it's real, who do you take me for?

>>29967479
Liking it so far, interested to see where this goes.

>>29967469
its late but i want more

Writing more tonight, will have it uploaded either tonight or tomorrow and should be a more significant amount.

>>29967479
>>29967469

Orphan Scootaloo, and Anon the Scooby Doo sidekick.

>>29967469
>You don't even have parents and you're still grounded thanks to those useless things you call wings!
To be fair, that's a really good burn.

>>29967469
gotta love scoot

>9

>>29969017
Has it been said before?If not, one of the greatest burns will most likely be lost in this thread. Savor it while you can.

Up

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No die

>>29973997
That was cancer

>9

It's EP 4.

Think I'll be uploading tonight if I get time, also it's bank holiday so I should be able to upload either tomorrow or Monday too.

nein

>>29978370
>You traipsed along a dirt path through some forest for about 15 minutes, Rainbow restricted to walking by the branches that stuck out everywhere
>You yourself had to stoop since the path had been worn down by ponies who were much smaller than you
>Eventually you emerged into a clearing and beheld the sight of a beautiful shimmering lake surrounded with grass banks and a few trees leaning into it
>You made your way to the edge and sat down on one of the grassy banks
>You began to strip off your clothes but stopped at your boxers, unsure if you were comfortable being completely nude around a new friend, and a female one at that
>Grabbing a fairly smooth stone you began to soak your clothes, using the stone to help scrub the dirt off
>"Aren't you gonna clean those too?" Rainbow asked, gesturing to your underwear
>"A-are you sure?" You stuttered
>"I'll be naked"
>Your face flushed a little red with embarrassment
>"Yeah, so is everypony else. What's the problem?"
>You hadn't really thought about it that way
>But yeah, you guess everypony was naked
>Clothing being related to pride and decency obviously wouldn't apply to a species who never really wore clothes at all
>"Alright, if you're comfortable with it" You said, pulling them off
>You gave them a thorough wash and then laid them on the bank to dry next to the rest of your clothes
>Finally it was time to wash yourself
>You slowly waded into the lake, savouring the cool embrace of the water as it enveloped you
>As it got to neck height, you shut your eyes and breathed a sigh of relief, feeling tranquil
>This feeling was shattered by a sudden scream of "Cannonball!" before there was a huge splash right next to you
>Clearing your vision of the deluge of water, you saw a rainbow maned head emerging from the water, laughing hysterically
>As the surprise passed, you too started laughing at her antics
>"Didn't know if you'd be joining me" You said

>>29980749
been dieing for more

>>29980749
>"Are you kidding me?" She replied
>"You expect me to sit there and wait for you to clean yourself with the sun beating down on me?"
>It wasn't that hot
>You knew she just wanted an excuse to splash you
>Smiling, you turned your attention back to washing yourself
>You submerged your head and scrubbed your hair with your hands, feeling it coming untangled
>Once you felt you were about as clean as you were going to get, you started to swim a few lengths in the lake
>You still needed to build some of your strength back up after being unconscious in a hospital bed for 3 days
>Suddenly Rainbow splashed up from beneath the water, right next to you
>"Race ya!" She said before speeding off
>You had no idea ponies could swim that fast
>You tried in vain to catch up, but by the time you were even half way across the lake she was already turning round for her next lap
>As she shot past you, she took in a gob full of water and spat it in your face, laughing merrily
>You just kind of floundered around, watching in awe at her amazing speed
>She eventually stopped at the bank of the lake and you swam over to her, deciding that it was time to get out
>"How can you even move that fast?" You said as you climbed out of the water
>"A little bit of practice and a whole lotta awesome!" She grinned back at you
>"Besides, you haven't even seen how fast I can fly yet. I can do a sonic rainboom!" She bragged
>"What's one of those?" You asked a little dumbly
>She looked at you as if you were stupid
>"It's when a pony flies so fast they break the sound barrier, causing a magical rainbow explosion across the sky, as far as the eye can see" she explained, her face lighting up as she told you
>"That sounds amazing!" You exclaimed
>"You gotta show me one some time"
>"Can many ponies do those?" You asked
>"Nope, I'm the only one. They were only legends until I managed to do one" She said proudly
>"Woah, I guess that makes you like the best flyer in Equestria" You said

>>29980809
Glad people are liking it, means my time isn't wasted :)

>>29980853
You know what you can do to make this read easier? Don't green text the PoV's dialogue, which in this case is usually Anon's. Makes it very clear who is who without the need to add "he said, she said" to every line.

Example here:
>"Aren't you gonna clean those too?" Rainbow asked, gesturing to your underwear
"A-are you sure?" You stuttered
"I'll be naked"
>Your face flushed a little red with embarrassment
>"Yeah, so is everypony else. What's the problem?"

While the context in this one makes it somewhat easy to digest without the removal of greentext, other times you run into situations that you have to reread a couple pairs of dialogue once or twice to understand who said what.

>>29980853
>"Hehe yep, that's me!" She said enthusiastically
>"So I bet that makes you some sort of celebrity or something. You must be real popular around here"
>"Haha, yeah..." She chuckled somewhat nervously, rubbing the back of her head
>You turned back to your clothes, seeing that they were now dry
>Only problem was, you were still dripping wet
>"Well, i guess we'll have to sit around for a while 'til I dry off" You said
>"Naw don't worry Anon, i can use my famous 'Rain-blow Dry'!"
>Before you could actually question what that was, she took off into the air
>She began to whizz around you, faster than your eyes could even perceive
>Rainbow was simply a multi hued blur as she sped around you
>You felt the air blowing around you like a tornado, sucking the moisture off your skin and blowing you dry
>You closed your eyes as trying to watch Rainbow was making you dizzy
>You could only imagine how she felt
>Then as soon as she had started, Rainbow stopped, skidding to a halt in front of you
>"Pretty cool eh?" She smiled
>You felt your body and ran a hand through your hair, realising that you were now totally dry
>"How can you even do that without being sick?" Was all you could ask
>Rainbow Dash just laughed in response to your question
>You already knew the answer anyways
>"Because I'm the best flyer in all of Equestria!" Was what she would say
>You smiled at the thought
>Finally you came to your senses, slipping back into your clean, dry clothes
>Well, cleaner
>They still needed a proper wash once you got the chance
>"Well, lets go and find Twilight then", You said as you finished getting changed
>"Sure thing" Rainbow replied as she started trotting off back towards Ponyville

>>29980918
Yeah that might make it easier to read for some people, although it could make it very confusing for those who read it on pastebin to find out who the dialogue belongs to. Also, I try to tag actions onto the "He said/ She said" bits to make them a bit less stale but I know it is a repeated phrase. I might try with my next upload, see if it reads alright and if so I'll probably make it a permanent change.

Alright that's as much as I've written again. Will probably write more tomorrow and either have it uploaded tomorrow or Monday night depending on how much I write and if I can be arsed typing it up.

As always, updated pastebin here:
https://pastebin.com/B7rt43cE

Next part will be talking with Twilight about where to stay and then sleepover at hers, maybe a bit more if i get around to it. Main bit of the story should be coming up soon after that but I keep thinking of extra shit to add in, so who knows.

>9

Gonna try writing in a bit. Would you guys prefer small intermissions to show a change of POV, or would you rather have me just jump right into the story?

I ask because some anons were telling me that the way I changed POVs was a little confusing in the first story

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>>29982889
Down

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>>29983664
Up

What if someone wrote one about Tank dying?

Still here, I haven't forsaken you guys. I'm just swamped with work an my other stories at the moment. Smol Dash and Low Self-esteem Appul ain't dead.

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>>29982182
Sure, why not trying the intermission.

>>29980749
I like Anon who doesn't act completely retarded when it comes to nudity

>>29984349
yes please

>>29985402
Glad you like it, I wanted to make a fic where Anon wasn't a total sperg lord or 100% focused on sex and lewd stuff.