Fuck, Marry, Kill

>>29885155
>Fuck, Marry, Kill
Fluttershy
Celestia
Luna

New Duumvirate njggas

>>29885155
>Fuck
Princess Celestia
>Marry
Pinkie Pie
>Kill
Starlight Glimmer, become Equestria's hero for ridding the world of communism.

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>>29885155
Kill all of them, fuck and marry pic related instead

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>>29885155
>Fuck
Spitfire. Always struck me as a mare who'd be a really, really good lay.
>Marry
Celestia. Caring, thoughtful, and giant warm cuddles make for best choice.
>Kill
NuGlim. No explanation needed.

>>29885155
Can we agree that killing Glimmer should be a default setting?

>>29885182
>>29885187
>>29885272
Celestia is horrbile. Whats wrong with you.

>>29885282
She is the literal god horse. If you would not fuck her you're missing out.

>>29885273
Trips confirm

>>29885155
>main guys
What did he mean by this?

>>29885155
Fuck Cadence (even though she's a mother, she's still pretty damn sexy)
Marry Pinkie Pie (means more sex with party pone)
Kill Twilight (to see if an alicorn can die)

>>29886138
Spike, Discord, Sunburst, Big Mac, Thorax, Soarin, Braeburn and Shining Armor.

>>29886140
Pinkie can't cook normal food and she's too cringey to act as a wife. She's only good for gud wild fug.

>Fuck
Celestia, mostly because I think she'd be the most interesting lay, and the best competition in bed. It's no fun if you don't have someone who'll compete to top.
>Marry
Cadence. Nothing would please me more than cucking Shining Armor, and also LITERALLY A PONY APHRODITE.
>Kill
Trixie. With a brick.

>>29886153
I can put up with as long as I get to have sex whenever I want with her for the rest of my life. The way I see it, the Cadence fugging is a one-time thing while marrying Pinkie is an eternal vow.

>>29885155
>Fuck
Shining Armor. He's /aesthetic/ but not much in the way of personality.
>Marry
Big Macintosh. He's basically the perfect partner; Loyal, intelligent, and has a rockin ass.
>Kill
Discord. Screw him, he's as reformed as he was in Return of Harmony.

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>Fuck
Glimmy!
>Marry
GLIMMY!!!!
>Kill
Maud Pie

>>29886177
DYWTS?
Discord didn't had any ill intention in the last two episodes. He risked his life for FS in the S6 finale and he just wanted to have Stalright as a roomate in recent episode. He didn't realised Twilight that was pressured by him. Discord is obviously switching to chaotic good route to make him more in tune with Fluttershy..