Dadonequus thread: Children of Chaos; thirsty colt edition

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>>29880955
Goddamn

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>>29880955
I might actually follow this thread.

>>29881103
what is your obsession with pissing off elo? do you guys like, hate fuck or something?

>>29881169
if you mean hate fuck you mean fucking hate, then yeah. i don't have to explain my chagrin to you, as much as my autism screams otherwise.

I might update sometime soon. Prolly not in this thread tho.

>>29881208
I don't know, it sounds more like you have a crush on elo

Wow what a picture to start the thread.
Getting back to Erf's update last night it seems like he was being kinda shitty to Twilight when she was really trying to help.

>>29881479
It felt like we are going back to the mini-Discord thing again and that's wood because erfanon works best when he's being a dick.

>>29880955
what a trash op pic

>>29881559
Better than Eris

One of the things I love about this thread is how each Anon is his own character, there's almost no self-inserts

>Smuglestia is canon

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>>29861731
>Yeah..mn..sorry. I'm just..going to go now."
OooOUHhghh--AeeughOOuhghagaaggzgahhhaaoOog ouch, harsh man. Anon busted his purple-hate nut all over Twilight's face
right there, threw her into the street and took another lick off the crack pipe while appreciating the moment.

That was metal.

Anon and Twilight had such good report on the train too. She's going to develop some sort of battered horse complex
with anon being hot and cold to her like this and come to him for approval now. Twilight X Anon shipping going on here
too. Twilight will violate age of consent laws in all universes at once.

>> 29869243
HAH! I knew it, Twilight's vagina twitches with desire for Anon's brutish approval of her pert and delicate purple. She only wants to help, she tells herself-- she only wants to be close to him. Closer still. She'll spend the rest of the day mulling over the encounter. She'll consider the possibilities if he had agreed to
> "SQUEEEEE"
let her stay over night, at his place, in his room. Biting her lower lip, much like PhD Anon, absently as her mind distracts her once again with thoughts of Anon's cold smirk twisting his young face malign. Anon always on her mind, and soon in her heart. The obsession and illicit intrigue inevitable in it's certainty. Candy cane visited recently.

>>29864144
>and these gross eyeball things with tentacles almost
Hah, reference noticed and doubles checked. The X-Captain in his many forms and seasons lives on. Here we find him
blissfully unaware as a wild fauna of the void flocking amid the vegetation with writhing tentacles speaking of unsurpassed glee and love for all things that he would nibble on.

That was cute, and your Eris is fun stuff. TFW no Eris wifu and adorable Anon chaos colt son.

The intro dream was well played as a reminder of the previous chapter. The open question of it being just a dream... or something more lingers.

>>29882429
Here have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmhMy0UWao

>Hell, as you head back the way you came. You wondered two other things as well.
>How well Starlight was doing in the Crystal Empire.
>And why Twilight had to be so nosy. Everytime you guys have a moment. She has to do something that fucking ruins everything.
>It's her fault.
>Anyway, time to calm Scootaloo's nerves.
>When you went back to the Clubhouse. She was still staring out the window. She didn't even notice you.
"Hey Scoots."
>"Anon?" Scootaloo turns around, looking worried. "W-what happened?"
>You give Scootaloo a sly grin as you step towards her all cool like.
"It's settled. That's what happened. Twilight is gonna just leave everything alone. Scrappy is safe."
>"Woah, really? You actually convinced Twilight to not do anything to him?" Scootaloo went from worry to wonderment. She was so happy to hear that.
"yeeeep"
>You say proudly
>Scootaloo rushes forward and gives you a big hug "Anon, that's totally awesome! I mean erm.." Scootaloo backed off, as she realized the implications of her actions "It's nothing against Twilight or anything. I just seen how she gets."
"Well, you don't need to worry. But, um. She did mention something interesting about Rainbow Dash. Is it true she's a Wonderbolt now?"
>"Yup! Isn't it amazing!" Scootaloo said with excitement. Even hopping around.
>So it's true. Damn, the shit that happens when your doing other things.
"Yeah, it's just weird nopony told me."
>"wha?" Scootaloo stopped as she tilted her head. Wondering what you meant "Weird? why weird?"
"Because, y'know. I would have thought SOMEPONY would have told me. You, My aunt, I dunno...somepony"
>"Anon..." Scootaloo just stared at you "You don't even think Rainbow Dash is a big deal. Nopony told you because you don't really seem to be friends with her. I mean, why would anypony tell you if we thought you wouldn't care?"
>Damn, Twilight was right about that then.
"Erm....."

>>29882906
>You had nothing to say about that. Causing Scootaloo to laugh.
>"It's ok Anon, I won't hold it against you if you don't like the coolest, most awesome pony that's ever lived who is even more awesome than ever now" Suddenly, Scootaloo's expression softened as she thought about something pertaining to you "Actually, she really is so awesome just because she managed to do it all on her own. She's trained hard her entire life for it. And it made me realize something"
"What's that?"
>Scootaloo didn't answer at first. She went to the back of the room where she had a saddlebag in the corner. She opened it and took out the....cardboard wings. She looked at them with sorrow filled eyes. "I realized..." She then looks with determination as she holds them out to you "That I don't need these anymore. If I want to become like Rainbow Dash. I need to practice and train and learn to be cool on my own. So, thanks Anon. Thanks so so much for being awesome and letting me have them. But I don't need them anymore. So here."
>You slowly reach out. And take the wings. Wow, after all this time. You had them back.
"You sure?"
>Scootaloo nods "I'm sure. I'll get to flying eventually on my own. If I keep using those things I don't think I'll ever get to flying. It's no biggie."
>So now you had the horn. And wings back.
"Well Scoots. That's pretty cool of you. Real mature. I bet Rainbow Dash would be proud."
>"I know she would" Scootaloo grinned with a cocky giggle
>Then, you yourself had a fun idea.
"Heh, it's been a long time since I had these babies. I'm gonna give em a ole practice run"
>"Yeah? Do you think you can handle em after not using them for-...wait..." Scootaloo stops as she notices you opening the window "Do you mean like, right now?"
"Well duh. Can't think of any other reason to use em right now"
>You crane your head outside the window and look about. Oh man, this is gonna be great.
>"A-anon. You really shouldn't" Scootaloo's voice suddenly became shaky.

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>>29880955
Anyone noticed they literally only focus Discord episodes either on him doing X for Fluttershy or doing X to piss off Twilight?


Do you think he is the kind who would fall with the pony he loves to tease and annoy or the one he respects and protects? I mean, i don't know since it could really work both way.

>>29882997
"Why? It's gonna be fine Scoots. I'm not that bad. I remember the basics."
>You toss the wings on your back and wiggle your butt to get ready.
>"Anon, no seriously you don't want to-" But you cut her off
"I'll be fine Scoots. C'mon, just because you don't wanna use them doesn't mean I don't get to. Relax, it'll be fine. Flying out of windows is easy"
>"But Anon! Your w-NO DON'!" Scootaloo reaches out to you when you jump out the window
"GERONIMO!"
>You fly out the window. Having the time of your life.
>Up until you realize you aren't moving far. Or even up for that matter.
>"ANON, I ALREADY USED THEM TODAY!" Scootaloo yells, but it was already too late.
>you just whisper under your breath
"..fuck me"
>And then fall down all the way to the ground. Head first.
>You slam your head so hard you leave a small crater. The thumping sound enough to catch the attention of the Timberwolf garbed Applebloom and Scrappy as Scootaloo poked her head out the window. Cringing.
>"Anon!...you ok?" Scootaloo called out to you.
>You just moaned in pain
>"What in tarnation?! Anon?" Applebloom rushed up to you, and then realized as she looked up that you jumped out the window. She looked up at Scootaloo, worried and frantic "Scootaloo! What happened?!"
>"He jumped out the window" Scootaloo called out "I didn't get a chance to tell him that I used the wings already. He wanted to fly"
>"Ohhh...oh" Applebloom cringed as she lifted your face up from the dirt and flipped you to your side "Anon, you ok?"
>You were so dizzy. So out of it. All you could say is.
"I want to cuddle with you soooooo much, wolf of wood"
>Applebloom backed off just a little, looking at you, thrown off by your words. "yeeeeaaahhh. Erm. Scrappy"
>Scrappy saluted "Yes! Master Applebloom! What is your bidding?"
>"Do ya remember how ah told you to get help?" Applebloom asked him.

>>29883072
I mean. I knew that'd be the case even after season 5 and 6 so I always stuck with it. As for falling in love? Nope

>>29883168
>"Yes! I am to use the "Whimpering and barking dog" maneuver while tugging and pushing my target to the requested spot. Erm, but um. Who do I get?" Scrappy asked. A little confused.
>"Get Granny Smith, if ya get mah sister. She's just gonna try and figure out what happened." Applebloom tells him "And remember to point to the medical box"
>"Yes Ma'am!" Scrappy saluted again and turned around and rushed towards the farm. Barking up a storm.
>Scootaloo rushed down to check on you. "Applebloom, is he ok?!"
"Woah....there's three Scootaloos."
>"Ah, don't think so. C'mon, let's help him inside" Applebloom dug her snout under your side and flipped you up onto her back. She shook a little. Her legs wobbling under you weight until she had for sure. "There we go."
>Scootaloo gave you a gentle slap on the face. "Anon?"
>You just looked up at her, booped her nose, and limped your head back down.
>Scootaloo also noticed the oddest thing. You had scuffs sure. But your outward injuries was very minuscule."Man, Anon has a pretty hard head."
>"Yeah, no wonder he's so stubborn. Scootaloo, can ya get mah sleeping bag ready?" Applebloom asks.
>Scootaloo nods, and sets up the sleeping bag and helps Applebloom slide you inside.
>Applebloom and Scootaloo now take the time to closely examine your head a little closer. Moving your mane around for any bumps.
>"Wow, He doesn't look too hurt at all" Scootaloo sighed "That's good. I should have told him I used the wings before I gave it back to him. This is my fault."
>"Now don't go talkin' like that Scootaloo. You didn't know he was just gonna jump out the window." Applebloom carefully moves around all your legs "Woo, that's good. Nothen seems to be broken either. Maybe we didn't need Granny Smith after all"
>"Well, maybe. I think we should wait for her anyway and-" Scootaloo gets cut off from your groaning.
>"Anon?" They both say

>>29883295
"...ogh, what happened? I feel like I zoned out for a few minutes. I feel like I got hit by a train..ngh"
>Your head was pounding.

gotta call it here. gotta be up a little earlier than usual. and then tomorrow..well..y'know.

Sorry I didn't write much.

>>29883336
Love you erf

>>29881426
who doesn't?

>>29882997
>coolest, most awesome pony that's ever lived
She says that but but erf anon is RIGHT there

Boop

>>29883336
>Sorry I didn't write much.
nigga you write almost every night

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>>29883295
>>Scootaloo also noticed the oddest thing. You had scuffs sure. But your outward injuries was very minuscule."Man, Anon has a pretty hard head."
Heh, this running gag is always good.

>>29883336
>Sorry I didn't write much.
Not at all, short scene that flowed smooth and wrapped up nicely in your typical character driven goodness.

Scoots giving the wings up. The flight disabled Chicken Horse Spirit of Easter Past comes unto anon in his reverie, speaking of un-cuddled timber wolves and tidings to come. Dun dun-dun.

Poor Anon is going to end up with CTE

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>>29881426
>>29884151
Shut up, zinc

>>29885007
Uncle Breeze soon

>>29885863
Are you posting tonight or is this your walmart slave night?

>>29885877
slave night

>>29885573
thanks. I think its a pretty nice gag at times. Always used best wgen Anon fucks up. In truth, he could probably be hurled headfirst at a meteor and survive

>>29886133
Hah

>>29883336
so why couldnt she have just flat out said she used the charge already in the first place

Bom

>>29887144
1. just had an RD moment
2. Didn't think she needed to be blunt
3. Anon interrupting her

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>>29886133
>hurled headfirst at a meteor and
Heh, what with anon's upswing; and going back to something Essay Anon pointed out; Anon not taking advantage of his assets and abilities where as PhD anon does so.

It would be out of character, but what is Anon used his head? Literally.

On an 'adventure' with DT, they get captured.
> "Have no fear my princess, for my forehead is here!"
Anon then smashes his way out of the cell, bending one of the bars after the 19th or so ramming maneuver. Or so he things, Diamond's hips get stuck, nothing a little additional ramming can't resolve.

But, what's this? They are set on by the hoodlums? What with all that racket of the escape, it's little wonder
> "Have no fear my princess, for my forehead is here!"
Picks up a stray brick, smashes it on forehead like crushing an aluminum can, except totally metal and a cloud of dust. Anon merely looks the punks down. They quake in fear and scatter.

And so on, a forehead for every season. Anon sparring with that Ninja using his forehead and learning the ancient ninja techniques of the forehead masters ninja magic.

The question being, how would DT react?

Here, take a sunset with her nose sliding off her face, and mouth going the other way. Round and round the facial anatomy goes, where it stops no one knows.

>>29888750
That's an interesting question since DT doesn't know how big of a fuckup erfanon is

>>29888750
DT wwould find it amazing unless it showed him as a failure. she mught try it herself and knocker herself out

>>29889363
>>29889512
And watch as her crush dries up faster than a puddle in the desert.

>>29889512
>DT is better at heroic antics than erfanon
I like this

>>29889900
>erfanon is literally just the threads punching bag

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>>29889512
> Diamond watches in awe with a thin trail of saliva trailing her expectations met in the shape of her Anon.
> "Oh, my Anon." Diamond murmurs absent of awareness as her eyes grow distant and the lady boner face takes hold.
> Watching Anon in her mind crushing that brick into his face. Watching his stern gaze bearing down--or rather up what with his slight stature-- at the hoodlums who's mirth at finding their captives escaped evaporated like morning dew with a brisk wind picking it all up in the desert sun.
> Diamond quivered.
> How the hoodlums and miscreants stopped in their tracks, turned hoof, and screamed away into the forest. Their captors captivated by the terror of her anon's might.
> She couldn't help but smile at him as he dumbly scratched his ear.
> But, for such a mighty stallion hers: what is she?
> A mere limp flower twisting in the wild wind?
> "Not hardly", Diamond reports to herself. Her brow furrowing as she picks up a stray brick from the compound Anon blew up with his head.
> Gulping, she raises it.
> "There will be proof of our bond in this!" she screams to the sky while rearing up.
> Anon dumbly regards her, and gasps with his eyes going wide as he understands what Diamond is doing.
> Diamond gracefully leaps into the air, only to bash the brick into her head.
> KA-CRACK
> Anon was too slow, if only he used his forehead.
> Diamond wobbled on her hooves for a moment on landing and collapsed into Anon, which in turn knocked him over, and the tangle of the two rolled down the hill into the nearby steam.
> Fighting against the trickle of water leisured and lame leading down the several inch deep stream, Anon heaved the unconscious Diamond onto the shore with all his forehead, panting.
> The goose bump on her head from smacking herself in the face with a brick made him cringe and fret.
> Slapping his horn on his forehead Anon attempted to resolve the situation....

>>29889900
Heh

>>29889905
Then who is the real hero of the thread?

>>29889980
PHD Anon of course, he's the only fucking colt who actually cares for more than just his loved ones. I bet Erf-sama will agree with me on this one

>… Holy cow! The throne room was a complete mess! It’s like a small tornado went through here while you were gone
>You could see half eaten pizzas, soda cans and pastries on what you thought might be a table, make up and dresses were lying on the floor… and a karaoke machine? What?
>And Cadence was sitting on her throne… wearing the same 80’s style outfit that Eris had… these two really had a blast together, didn’t they.
>”Alrighty Candy-Candy!” Eris exclaimed cheerfully and loudly “Whenever you’re ready!”
>”Thanks Eri-Eri!” Cadence replied by giggling and waving her paw. “Now, it’s time time to get serious…” Then using her magic, Cadence removed her outfit and cleaned the entire throne room…wow! “Thorax, former member of the changeling hive and Anon prince of harmony, would you be so kind as to step forward?”
>The two of you nodded and followed her request. But you also took this opportunity to whisper to Thorax with an excited tone
“Did you hear that man? She already acknowledged that you’re with Chrysalis no more. We’re already starting with the right hoof”
>Thorax didn’t say anything; he just smiled and looked back to Cadence as he offered her a bow “H-hi, my name i-is Thorax… it’s a pleasure to meet you princess.”
>You noticed that Shining Armor was giving you a funny look…huh was your mane messy or something like that? Nah, your mane is always perfect like you… so, did you stink? Nah, you were sure that wasn’t the case…hmmmm
>Your confusion only increased as you noticed the awkward silence that had taken over the throne room as well as you noticed that everyone was giving you the same funny look …
>You started to wonder if Discord had finally arrived and froze time… nah, Shining Armor just whispered something to Cadence and those two aren’t powerful enough to stop his chaos magic….
>Luckily for you, Twilight decided to put an end to this by yelling from across the room ”You have to bow too”

>>29890260
>O-Oh, right, you have to bow… w-wait a minute! Why do you have to bow?! You were a frickin’ prince and… meh, this is probably some of the many, many etiquette protocols that you’ve never bothered to pay attention to…
>You rolled your eyes and gave Cadence a bow
>Cadence smiled as she gently shook her head ”Good, now that formalities are out of the way, let’s get started ” She then looked at Thorax with a distrusting gaze “I’m going to be honest Thorax. I have more than enough reasons to distrust every single word that you have told to my cousin and husband so far. I know that your kind can be deceitful and manipulative, so I’m going to ask, how can we know that you, Thorax the changeling, are saying the truth?”
>Dang, she went directly to the jugular
>And that effectively killed all of the confidence that Thorax had gotten so far ”O-Oh w-well…I-I… y-you see…”
>You placed your hoof on Thorax’s back and calmly said to him
“Thorax, relax. Cadence just asked you a question. One that you can answer with ease because you already know the answer”
>”R-Right…” Thorax slowly nodded, he then turned to Cadence and gulped before he replied with a shaky voice “Y-You see your highness, I-I know that y-you don’t have any reason to trust me, and I get i-it, really. I-I was there during the Canterlot attack and I-I saw all the horrible things that my kin did t-to you, b-but please…”
>Thorax lowered his head, some tears were forming in the corner of his eyes “I-I don’t want to steal love anymore, I-I… I want to s-share it, and make friends with everypony…” He then sniffled and frantically shook his head “Please… I-I don’t want to be forced to do evil things anymore! I…I… I just want to make friends, that’s all!”
“Thorax…”
>You gently pat his back to give him some comfort…then you looked at Cadence, determination was flowing through your veins, you can’t lose this!

>>29890267
“Cadence, I know how you feel and yeah, you are justified in that, but Thorax endured years of abuse, but what gave him the courage to finally leave was that during the trip back to his hive, he discovered that ponies have a little thing called friendship and decided that more than anything in this world, Thorax wanted to share friendship and love instead of steal it. That’s honestly it; I know that it’s a very simple reason but…”
>”But you don’t have any proof that he isn’t lying, do you dork?” Eris suddenly barged in. She hovered above Cadence while holding an almost sinister grin on her face
“E-Eris! Why-“
>But she cut you off with a wave of her paw “Oh please do- Nah, you know what? This is serious, even I can tell that, so I’m gonna get serious too…” she then cleared her throat “I’m really surprised Anon, surprised and disappointed. Ever since I’ve known you, I’ve consider you the smartest pony there is. So for me it’s really shocking that right now you’re not using your big brain at all”
>You took a step back… why was she sounding so like… like Discord? But after the initial surprise you shook your head, narrowed your eyes at her and stomped your hoof on the floor
“You don’t even know Thorax! But guess what, Eris? I do! And there’s no way that he has lied to me or that he’s planning something evil!”
>Eris rolled her eyes and gently shook her head “Oh you’re right! I don’t know the little bug, but I know what lying is, so I’m telling ya…” she then tapped her right temple with her talon “Use your brain. There’s no way you be sure that the dude at your side isn’t pulling an award winning acting. You can’t know if he just came up with that sob story just to get on your good side, and really I’m amazed that you never thought of that”

>>29890278
>She then hovered in front of you, looking down at you with a somber face “Especially since you and I come from a different word. One where those kinds of lies were things that ponies said day by day, really, you should already have tons of experience with this kind of things.”
>Eris then leaned her head down and whispered right into your ear so only you could hear her “Especially since you and I had to tell a similar lie to get the lives we have now…”
>You took a step back… no… you weren’t that guy anymore… even if she was partially right… Eris still was wrong!
>Eris giggled and gently rested her chin on one of her talons “And speaking of other worlds, you actually traveled to a different dimension right? And you got your information about Thorax when you were there right? “
“…yes…”
>”And who gave you that tidbit of info?” Eris said with a malicious grin
>You growled at Eris… you knew what she was implying, and you weren’t going to stand for it
“You don’t know Scrappy either! He’s friends with ponies and cares deeply about them. He cares about them so much that he’s willingly hiding information and outright lying to Chrysalis and in turn, is telling his pony friends every single move that she makes”
>Cadence leaned a bit forward as she rested her head on her hooves ”Hmmm… that’s actually very interesting, and I admit that it helps your case a lot. At the same time I’m curious about what that changeling told you about Thorax… among other things…”
“He said that the hive looked at Thorax as a coward and the reason for that is because he didn’t want to do evil things. Scrappy also told me that his Thorax escaped the hive and Chrysalis was actively looking to destroy him for that. And well, that’s the same thing that has happened in our dimension”

>>29890283
>You then turned to Thorax
“Err… sorry about that man…”
>He just shook his head “I-It’s fine… I don’t care anymore about what the hive or the evil queen thinks about me anymore”
>You gave him a smile before returning your attention to Eris
“So how about that Eris? The exact same things that happened in Scrappy’s dimension also took place in ours. I think that’s proof enough that Thorax is saying the truth”
>Eris combed her mane as she gave you a sly grin “Oh yes, yes! My old man told me everything about that little idiot. Gotta admit, he’s very cute…but my old man also told me other things, y’know like how that Equestria has a worse job market than ours, and other interesting trivia facts but more importantly… he also told me that there’s an Anon in that world…”
>Oh c’mon, what does that idiot has to do with this?
“Oh please Eris, now you’re rambling! That dimension has its own version of me, so what? That has nothing to do with this!”
>Eris rubbed her chin as she shook her head “Nope… you’re wrong on that because it has everything to with this. Tell me Anon… who’s the father of that other Anon?”
>Oh… you realized where she was getting at… how did you not think of that?
>You started to breathe harder as you replied almost whispering
“…Discord…”
>”What’s that?” Eris placed her paw on her ear and leaned her head towards you “I didn’t hear it. Mind if you say it again but y’know, louder?”
“Discord… that other Anon’s father is Discord…”
>”But your parents are the crazy laser ponies, right?” Eris rested her head on her paw “So that means that Anon might be really different from you, right? I could even say that he’s the complete opposite of you”
>Well played Eris, you came close and all… but you just messed up your whole argument. Really mate, you shouldn’t make that kind of assumptions… you could say the same about Twilight, really
>You let out a sigh in relief and gave Eris a smirk

>>29890289
“Actually big sis, you’re wrong, so, so wrong. But for clarity’s sake, lemme explain it to you, alright? You can’t say that because we don’t know how that Anon is. We just know that Discord is his father. That isn’t enough evidence to deduce what his personality or way of thinking actually is.”
>”Oh, is that so?” Eris raised an eyebrow as giggled maliciously… oh no… this is bad… “Then I guess it’s a good thing that I’ve taken a little peek on that dimension…”
>You felt a rush of adrenaline running down your body… this wasn’t happening
“You what?! How comes you never said anything about this until now?!”
>”Meh… you didn’t ask…” Eris shrugged “But yeah, did you seriously think that I wouldn’t check that place out? I mean, a girl has to have fun, and that place sounded like it had that in spades. So the first order of the day was… to see how lame and ugly that other Eris was…”
>Eris dropped her arms and sighed disappointed “Then I got disappointed that there wasn’t another me to grace that dimension… but hey, at least I knew there was another Anon! So I decided to check if my alternate little brother was at least a bit of fun…”
“S-So you traveled there…”
>”Nah!” Eris crossed her arms and grumbled “My dumb Daddy-O didn’t let me, something about that other Discord and assets and boring stuff that I didn’t care about… But he didn’t say I couldn’t watch...” She chuckled “And I gotta admit… I did have my share of fun with what I found”
>With a trace of her paw, Eris divided herself into two similar versions of her, one was just like the Eris you knew, while the other one looked… a little messy to say the least.
>The “normal” Eris then spoke as she started to hover in circles above you “Because I discovered that while you’re a goody two-shoes who stands by harmony and other lame things…”

>>29890296
>”The other Anon…” The “messy” Eris spoke up this time, also hovering in circles above you but in a different direction than the other one “Is actually a chaotic being, in fact, he’s so hard into chaos that his cutie mark represents just that…”
>The two Eris then went back to being just one “Now…” Eris said with an arrogant tone “I know that you know where I’m getting at, because unlike that other Anon, you’re actually smart, but! I want to hear it from you…”
>You dropped to your knees… you were sweating…
>Thorax noticed your nervous breakdown and gave you a gentle shake “A-Anon, I don’t understand. What does she mean?”
>You were looking at the floor as you replied to Thorax with a defeated voice
“It means that we don’t have anything to back up our claims… it means that just like the other Anon, your alternate version could be completely different from what you are… it means that we don’t have anything to prove that you are not lying…”
>”But… but you still trust me right?” Thorax… oh man, if only your innocence could be proof enough…
>You placed your hooves on his shoulders… tears were starting to form in the corner of your eyes
“Of course I do! I will always believe in you my friend…”
>This time, Cadence spoke up as she rose from her throne… and her face didn’t tell you any good news “But that isn’t enough for me to do the same. I’m sorry Anon, I understand your points but everything that Eris has said is right. I’m sorry, but I can’t risk my ponies…”
>Shining Armor then called a couple guards who when entering the throne room, immediately pointed their spears at Thorax
>”A-Anon…” Thorax hugged you tightly as he looked at the guards with fear in his eyes “I-I’m scared…”
>You felt tears running down your face… you looked at Thorax and you felt… powerless, like the world was crumbling around you…

>>29890304
>You can’t take Thorax and escape with him, Eris would find you in no time and you can’t fight back, you were against two alicorns, a spirit of chaos, the top officer of the secret service and the entirety of the crystal guard…
>…You lost…
>The only thing you could do was to hug Thorax back as you whispered…
“Me too…”
>Thorax then broke the hug and lifted your head “D-Don’t cry… p-please don’t… I-I don’t want to see my best friend crying because I messed up everything again…”
>You shook your head… and tried to stop your tears…
“Don’t talk like that man… this… all of this is my fault… I failed you and now… you… you will… T-Thorax, I’m sorry… I’m so sorry…”
>You then turned to Eris and you felt a barrage of emotions overflowing you… fear, anger, sadness, betrayal… you said the only question that your mind could come up with…
“…Why? I thought we were friends…”
>Eris sighed as she spoke up with a calmer, serious voice ”And we are, more than that actually. Anon, you are my little brother…” She then caressed your cheek as she gave you a tender smile “And I know that you will be mad at me for a very long time but I don’t care, and the reason why I don’t care is because I care”
“That doesn’t make any sense…”
>”Maybe not now…” Eris caressed your mane one final time before she looked down at you with a stern face “but trust me that it will once you grow up”
>”Well…” Cadence closed her eyes as she took a deep breath “I suppose that everypony knows what my final judgment will be, so Thorax once again, I’m sorry but I-“
>”Actually, I want to make an objection!” like a sudden ray of hope, Twilight suddenly flew and stood in between you, Thorax and the guards
>Cadence raised an eyebrow as she looked at Twilight with confusion “Uuuh… sure. I mean, nopony will stop you it’s just that…” she shrugged as she gave Twilight a little smirk “You didn’t have to yell, you know?”

>>29890311
>”Oh… sorry…” Twilight chuckled awkwardly as a slight blush appeared on her cheeks “It’s just that ever since I read this amazing book about this Las Pegasus lawyer who against all odds won every trial, I’ve always wanted to say that because…”
>Noticing that everyone was silently glaring at her, the purple princess cleared her throat “M-Moving on…” she then turned to you and gave you a gentle pat on your mane “What I wanted to say is that I think little Anon here is on the right…”
>”Really?” Cadence tilted her head back and asked with legitimate surprise “Because I thought what Eris said was actually very reasonable.”
>”Meh… it’s just purple being purple. She just wants to prove me wrong, with that said” Eris shrugged as she gave Twilight a defiant grin “I do want to know what she has to say… because it will be hilarious to see her trying and failing to come up with an excuse for this”
“E-Excuse or not, I think that we have to listen to what Twilight has to say!”
>At this point, you were hoping for a miracle to happen, and if everything that you’ve heard and read about Twilight is right, then she was the right pony for this.
>”I actually think you’re right Eris I know it sounds weird, and… wow… I’m actually agreeing with Eris…” Twilight said with a thousand yard stare before she turned to the salamander “Spike, please make sure to make an appointment with a doctor after we’re done with this, I’m afraid that I might have gone a bit too crazy this time…”
>And just like that… your hopes were crushed again
>”Just this time?” Spike replied with a little arrogant grin
>Twilight shot him a quick glare before focusing back to Cadence again “As I was saying… I think Eris is right, we can’t judge this Thorax based on how his other dimensional counterpart might be, but I also believe that Anon isn’t wrong when he says that our Thorax is actually good…”

>>29890320
>”And how can you know that?” Eris rudely intervened “Did you grow a goodness detector or something? Can you read minds now?”
> Twilight shook her head ”No, I can’t do any of those things, I doubt that anypony can…” She then gently clapped her hooves together “But if it means something… I’ve always believed that I’m decent to tell when somepony is lying. I mean, when Chrysalis impersonated Cadence, I was the only one who could tell something was wrong, so that has to count for something, right?”
>”Yes, yes it does Twilight. You were able to see through the queen of the changelings’ disguise when nopony else could” Cadence then shot a quick glare to Shining Armor “Not even my dear husband”
>”Oh c’mon! We’ve already went through this for like a thousand times! Queen Bug breath was using some magic to control my mind!” Shining Armor angrily protested
>”A-Actually she didn’t…” Thorax spoke up “I-I remember that the queen bragged a lot about how she was able to fool everypony by pulling the act of a lifetime…”
>You could hear the guards snickering, but Cadence didn’t say anything… she just continued to glare at her husband who in turn growled “Not cool, bro…”
>Thorax lowered his head and said with a disappointed voice “S-Sorry”
>”A-Anyways… I think we can trust in Thorax and I’m not the only one who believes that…” Twilight then turned to the salamander and motioned him to step forward “Isn’t that right, Spike?”
>Spike hurriedly walked to where Twilight was, he then gave a bow to Cadence and a little hug to Thorax afterwards “Yup! I might not know the fella for too long, but I do know that he’s a true friend…” he then whispered “too good for that princely loser…”
>You narrowed your eyes at him and wished that you could slam that purple lizard against a wall… but you were desperate enough to accept his help… of heavens, you were THIS desperate…

>>29890328
>Spike then took a step forward and… Wait… what happened to the lights? ”And I know that you guys are mad at Thorax ‘cause he’s a changeling, but… but…”
>Where’s that cheesy piano music coming from? You were sure this wasn’t Eris’ work… she hated this lame genre… so what in the world is happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd1Y7xCUPHA
>… What… what the fuck was that?
>You looked at Eris and asked
“E-Eris… why did you…”
>”I didn’t do anything… the dragon dude did everything on his own” She cut you off before holding you in her arms and whispering into your ear “And that includes, saving Thorax and convincing Candy-Candy when you couldn’t. Enjoy your defeat, my little prince, because while that bug was just saved, the “the brave and glorious Spike” is just gonna get more glorious after this, and you? Well, be happy if you get mentioned somewhere”
>What? Nah, there’s no way that song could have convinced Cadence. It wasn’t even good, “a changeling can change?” Mate, even Phil Collins can come up with more clever lyrics than that.
>”You see now that Cadence?” Twilight finally talked “Just like you, I doubted Thorax at first, but Anon and Spike has taught me that a friend can come from anywhere. I guess everypony still has things to learn about friendship. Even me! And if Anon and Spike say Thorax is their friend, then he's my friend too.”
>”T-thank you…” Well… at least Thorax was happy now… too bad that won’t convince Cadence, she’s still going to-
> “On behalf of the Crystal Empire, I would like to extend my hoof in friendship, and I'm sure all of my subjects are eager to do the same.” Cadence then stepped forward, looking at Thorax with a kind smile
>… what…
>To make things more confusing, Shining Armor stepped forward too, looking at Thorax with some regret “Welcome to the Crystal Empire, Thorax. I'm sorry about how I treated you earlier. Maybe I can show you the Crystal Empire to make up for it”

>>29890338
>Thorax looked at Cadence, then at Shining Armor, tears of joy were flowing down his face “That'd be so amazing! I want to know all about friendship, and maybe one day I can take that knowledge back to the Changeling Kingdom! If my kind learned how to create love for one another, maybe they wouldn't have to take it from others!”
>The throne room then erupted in cheers and celebrations and all that, but you… you were just baffled…
>”Well dork?” Eris giggled “Aren’t ya happy that your little friend had a happy ending?”
“I… I…”
>On one hoof, yeah, Thorax is finally going to get friends, but on the other… was seriously this easy to make them change their minds? An incredibly bad song?
>You… you honestly can’t think of anything… it’s like… could you consider this a victory? Was this a defeat?
>You shook your head and shrugged
“I don’t know what to think anymore…”


If you guys can't tell, I've been playing a lot of Ace Attorney and Danganronpa 2 recently. Also Yooka-Laylee is mediocre don't bother unless you find it dirt cheap, play spectre of torment instead I also updated the pastebin! So here you go folks:
https://pastebin.com/5j46Wpef (Purple Smart crashes the part)
https://pastebin.com/gq666v0T (The latest two updates)

Anyways, I'm feeling pretty sick, so if I die while I'm sleeping always remember these words of wisdom the Resident Evil remake is a legit 10/10 You should play La-Mulana at least once in your lifetime I own a 35mm copy of Star Wars and Han Solo shot first and it's fine since that's part of his character Cronenberg and Carpenter are the best horror directors of all time If I die, you will never get to read my take on heartwarming eve
and this is a true spoiler PhD's school heartwarming's eve celebration takes place on friday the 13th

>>29885573
I understood that reference

>>29890411
Some of those pony spoilers are pretty juicy. I'd like to hear your take on Heartswarming Eve.

Also which resident evil remake? Feels like the are billions at this point.

>>29890411
Haha! Fever kicked in! So more words of wisdom before I die! The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is great and you should watch it. Picard > Kirk. Despite TNG being clearly my favorite, DS9 is objectively the best Star Trek series. Half-Life is probably my favorite FPS franchise but even I have given hope on HL3 Black Mesa is fucking awesome tho. Scream 1 is a very fun slasher, Scream 4 is so meta that you probably should give it a go just to see how fucking weird it is. Karamazov brothers is better than Crime and Punishment. Despite having a dated gameplay, you should try System Shock 1 and 2. PhD Anon will have an adventure concerning his mums. Don't forget about Luna's manticore pet or Phillomena

>>29890411
Also George Lucas' storm troopers will be there shortly to destroy that evidence oh I mean film.

>>29890470
Resident Evil 1 remake for the GC/Xbone/PS4/PC/Wii. I'd also say that RE4 is also a legit 10/10 and considering how much of a mess the development of that game was, it's also a damn miracle.

As for my take on heartwarming's eve, well... I love the slasher genre, sorry for the cocktease Anon, but you'll have to wait

>>29890480
They haven't been able to destroy my betamax copy of the star wars holiday special, anon

>>29890411
No kill pls

>>29890501
Indeed, it must survive to remind Lucas of what he did.

Boop

>>29890411
Eris went full bitchy sister and PHD got BTFO. Great update senpai

>>29890768
I'm alive! My head is pounding a lot tho

>>29888750
Also.
>Anon's horn works through emotion and thought. and can sometimes be overdone.
>Starlight's magic is canonically similar
>Anons of the thread had been calling Starlight ErfAnons "Fluttershy"

woo

>>29892738
/ss this a way

>>29890328
Eris is such a fucking bitch but I love her character

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>>29892738
my new ship

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>>29892738
You know what?

I ship it. I have a strong feeling the Anon/DT relationship isn't going to last anyways.

>>29890304
Heeeey! Eris knows about erf's cunty anon! Does that mean that we will have an adventure with those two soon?

>>29893729
I hope so

>>29892738
What? Since when emotions have something to do with how his horn works?

>>29894970
emotions have an impact on thoughts and desires, and his spell casting is based on what he wants

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>>29890411
Hah, well played use of Spikes's soliloquy set to song-- or what's the word for that? Not a serenade, not a duet, Ahh-- a solo! Just a solo sung to a sorry song.

Amusing world building too; so in PhD Anon's Equestria musical numbers are some form of magical chicanery when strung up in a certain context?

Also, that nightmare before hearts-warming; DO IT FAGGOT. DOOOO IT!

>>29890447
Wa-wat? Did I accidentally?

>>29892514
Excellent, now do it.

>>29892738
Now that would be a dramatic twist. And really, it's not too far fetched. Starlight knows Anon isn't just a colt. And per their last interaction, yes... she's still thinking of him. That horror at what Evil in his former world meant. That darkness; and where in it's depths does Anon lay? The danger, the curiosity; everything a mare needs to grow fixated under the sway of fascination much as a vampire's quarry drawn close.

Sure, Diamond, but she's just a little filly. Starlight could create rational here, that she's doing everyone a big favor.

And wait... Hold on, I forget the chapter, but I know Diamond has declared in passing she'd be 'okay' with Anon having another mare-- if the other mare was good enough.

And what could be much better than a pony with magical power and talent to rival any of the princesses, and former ruler of her own kingdom, eh?

Hehehe. Lewdness intensifies as Anon's harem emerges despite all odds against it.

He just needs to learn to bathe and comb his hair and brush his teeth. Maybe Zephyre Breeze could be the catalyst here? Not like Anon is exactly one to observe and self reflect, but hey, with chaos anything is possible.

Read all of the updates, Ben I love that you started writing again, and I'm looking forward to what's next, Anon is a QT.

>>29890411
I thought for sure Twilight was going to bring up that Anon was not a native to their dimension, and thus couldn't prove that they were the same individual and definitely couldn't make any judgement calls on thorax because of Erf Anon acting different. All events in the two Equestria's could have proceeded exactly the same way and they would have had no way of knowing. Which would have put the argument right back to square one and Spike would have sung his stupid song. That's what I expected. The comedic drop is certainly different from that, but I don't know if I like it.

>>29895464
While that is right, I wanted Twilight to basically pull it out by dropping one of her many, many friendship lessons instead of going with common sense, which is what confused PhD to no end. The fact that saturday morning cartoon shenanigans is what ultimately won the day instead of sound logic.

Boop

>>29895074
Everything in proper time my dear sunsetfag, everything in proper time I'm still re-watching tons of slasher movies. Friday the 13th fucking blows, part 2 is fun as fuck. Best in the genre are texas chainsaw massacre and Halloween, IMO. If Krampus enters in the slasher genre, then I'd vote for that one.

>>29895074
>And wait... Hold on, I forget the chapter, but I know Diamond has declared in passing she'd be 'okay' with Anon having another mare-- if the other mare was good enough.
hol up

>>29895074
Sunny D. Tosses out the purple stuff. Twilight is purple.

>>29896630
It was more like Diamond was ok if Erfanon didn't choose her. With the deep down truth being she didn't actually want that at all

>elo's obsession with star wars, star trek and cheesy albeit well directed movies
When were you when elo was confirmed to be Mike Stoklasa in disguise?

>>29883295
sorry fellas. I tried. But today left me a little more broken than I thought. these early days. Tomorrow for sure

>>29897208
Awww dang

>>29897208
Doh. I was looking forward to another update.

>>29897208
rip in peace erf

i will remember you

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>>29896561
texas chainsaw massacre
You muh niggah. TCM-1 was brilliant, those after took the comedy a bit too far---but a `too far' like Resident Evil-1,2,3,CV,RE-Outbreak F1/2, TCM takes cheesy horror and twists it into a curious art form.

>>29896630
>hol up
Mu-wahahah, never! The harem must rise as the sun would rise and--
>>29896864
>It was more like Diamond was ok if
Oh, well, uh.. nm then.

>>29896822
>Sunny D. Tosses out the purple
Huh, that flew over my head. I had no idea there was a fractional conflict between those people of the Purple Drink and the Sunny-D drinkers. How deep does this schism cut?

>>29899682
>Sunny D. Tosses out the purple
It's the very foundation of the great beverage conflict. You either drink the purple stuff or you drink the Sunny-D.

https://youtu.be/uu7bv7Ce8-Q

>>29897208
How gay is your anon?

>>29900302
if hes half as gay as you hes flaming and sucking cock daily

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>>29880955
i'm back from exile and glad to see everyone is still really gay

Boop

>>29900434
We're all gay here
Also update soon

>>29900434
AND YOU ARE STILL SLOW

Not as slow as page 9

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I don't know if I should update or wait for Erf to write so I have the morning greentext

>>29903550
Alright, updating tomorrow.

>>29904121
No one wants your shitting writing.

>>29904128
This is a lie.
I love your story.

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>>29904135
Thanks Anon

>>29883336
>"That's because..well" Scootaloo hesitated. She didn't want to make you feel too stupid on the fact you hopped out the damn window. "You just accidentally hit your head."
"Feels more like I fell on it. Last thing I remember was opening the window"
>"That's because you hopped out the window! Anon, what were ya thinking?" Applebloom was frustrated at your stupid move. And was not being as hesitant as Scootaloo. She could swear she's never seen something that stupid before. At least from you.
>You then remembered. And you felt so idiotic about you. You put a hoof to your face.
"Ahh geez. I remember now. I was going to fly out and about for a bit. What happened?"
>"Anon, I tried to tell you. I already used the wings today." Scootaloo said
>Oh, well. At least you were ok.
"Egh, I guess I should have checked before I hopped out. I got over excited to try these babies out again.Ahh well, I'll give em a shot tomorrow"
>You just rolled out of the sleeping bag and stretched your body a bit. Aside from a small headache, you felt pretty ok.
>Applebloom sighed, annoyed at the fact that you didn't seem to be taking this that seriously. "Anon, you landed on your head. FROM OUR WINDOW! Aren't ya hurt or anything? Do ya feel dizzy?"
"Woah, calm down Applebloom. I'm feeling ok."

Concussion protocol please.
Also hail Erf

>>29904223
>"Anon, I don't want to sound pushy. But Applebloom has a pretty good reason to get on to you like that. You just fell down from a pretty high spot. Right on your head. You should be telling us if you feel anything weird or wrong." Scootaloo says as she squints just a bit at your forehead. She still found it odd you looked ok after such a fall.
>"That's right. Mah sister says injuries are no joke, and if you're feeling bad in any way than you should go to the doctor." Applebloom cites, almost in a way Twilight would say it.
>"Applejack said that? Weird, I've seen her get hurt a couple times and she just keeps on going anyway" Scootaloo remarked. She had obviously noticed Applejack's own stubborn nature.
>Applebloom pointed at Scootaloo, feeling a little insulted for her sister. But a quick second of thought made her realize how right Scootaloo was "Yeah, yer right. Applejack is pretty stubborn. You could probably break her legs or somethin' and she'd still try to buck apples."
>"Yeah, but you're right too about the whole feeling bad thing." Scootaloo turns to you, giving you a worried expression. "Are you sure you're ok Anon, you don't feel anything off or wrong?"
>Woo, that call on applejack was pretty beast. As for yourself. You moved your legs about, and tapped at your head. Nope, you were fine. Then again, how could you not be? You've taken a hit from some trap cannonball shit back in the alternate world.
"Yep, I feel dandy and-"
>Suddenly the door busts open.
>"ALRIGHT! AHM HERE! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS A NEEDIN' SOME GOOD OLE FASHIONED HEALIN' TREATMENT?"
>it was Granny Smith. Garbed in a old and scuffed up Nurse's hat. She was wearing a medical saddlebag around herself as she frantically looked around.
>"G-granny Smith?!" Applebloom didn't expect her to get here that fast or with such a thunderous entrance.

>>29904302
>"That's mah name! Ah think? Ahh goobly gums, there ain't enough time for small talk Applebloom. Who's hurt?" Granny Smith said as she narrowed her eyes, and thought she noticed something rather dangerous.
>"Well, it's Anon. But ah think he's going to be-" But before Applebloom could finish. Granny Smith jumped in front of her and Scootaloo as she faced you down with righteous fury.
>"AH DON'T KNOW HOW A BEAR GOT IN HERE! BUT DON'T WORRY GIRLS. YER OLD GRANNY SMITH HAS GOT THIS! SCRAPPY, YA GET HIS SIDE! WE AIN'T LETTIN THIS FUZZY FURBALL GET AN INCH ON ANYPONY!"
>Scrappy rushed in through the door and immediately heeded her command. Making a jump at your side.
"Scrappy! It's me! A-WOAH"
>You jump backwards. Scrappy barely missing you with his sharp fangs.
>The fuck was his problem?!
>"Granny Smith! That ain't a bear! That's Anon!" Applebloom cries out as both her and Scootaloo held her back.
>"Wha huh?" Granny Smith stopped and took another look at you as you backed off into a corner. Scrappy growling and getting closer.
>"Oh, it is Anon. Well, ain't that a kick in the head. Ah thought he was a bear again. Ain't that the darndest thing?" Granny Smith chuckled to herself.
"SCRAPPY! SCRAPPY DOWN! SCRAPPY HEEL!"
>You yelled as you constantly made kicks at his face. He wasn't relenting.
>"Scrappy! he ain't a bear. C'mere, danger's over" Granny Smith called over Scrappy. Who heeded her call and ran towards him with happy, self satisfied barks. She gave him a pet. And he went to join Applebloom's side.
>"Why did you think he was a bear?! He doesn't even look close to it!" Scootaloo was surprised. She had never personally seen Granny Smith mistake you for a bear before.
>"That's what happens when ya get old Scootaloo. Sometimes yer old eyes play tricks on ya." Granny Smith then turned to you as you leaned against the wall catching your breath. "You ok there Anon? Ah hope ah didn't give ya too much of a fright" Granny Smith let's out a light hearted cackle.

>>29904361
>How could she find it funny?! And why the fuck did Scrappy try to kill you?
>Unless the little changeling gone puppy really took all these lessons Applebloom was giving him that seriously. Fucking christ. He wasn't kidding when it came to all training and such. He really enjoyed playing the part of Applebloom's puppy.
"I-I'm fine. E-erm. G-granny Smith. Don't you think you should look a little better before siccing a dog on me? This has happened before, remember?"
>"Course ah remember. But if ah see a bear threatening my little Applebloom and her friend, ah gotta snap to it otherwise they could end up as a dinner." Granny Smith said, in an almost annoying casual way, as she went and placed the medical saddlebag on the small table "Now, which one of you got hurt? Scrappy was barkin' up a storm, so ah brought the big bag"
>That was a good reason. Sorta. Well, it's a good reason if you were actually a fucking bear.
"Yeah, well. I'm the one who's hurt/ But I think I'm fine so..."
>"Ya think yer fine? I'll be the judge of that! Now step over here so ole Granny Smith can have a closer look at ya." Granny Smith pointed right in front of herself.
>you hesitatingly step closer to her. You were immediatly starting to feel that her "healing" you may be more dangerous than her attacking you.
"Look, Granny Smith. I appreciate you coming here to check on me but..."
>You stop a couple of feet away from her. You were scared. You were actually scared of her performing any kind of medical nonsense on you.
"I'm fine. I just took a small hit on the head and-"
>That's all it took. Next thing you knew. She darted right in front of you and placed her hoof to your side to keep you in place as she examined your head. "Hit on the head, is it? That ain't no small thing Anon. One bad bump can take even the biggest and baddest ponies down"

>>29904477
i have to call it here for the night. I dunno what it is. either i didn't get enough sleep due to monday. Or i somehow got sick. But i'm not feeling great. haven't since monday. So, we'll try tommorow

>>29904479
Word, night mang

>>29904479
Rest well erf

Boop

My turn!
also updated pastebin
https://pastebin.com/jKJeZ9yu

>You stare at the sky above as your memories from that day pause
>It was kinda quick how things escalated so fast in such a short period of time
>It was you versus your 3 clones... but you didn't give up!
>A colt came from behind you, putting his cheek on the side of yours. It was your clone, he was wearing the red hat and was giggling at your side
>"Hey Anon! What are ya doing on the edge of the island? Thinking about the past?"
>Your clone said while nuzzling on your cheek, he was very affectionate for some reason
"I was just-"
>But before you could speak, another clone comes right behind you and nuzzles on the other cheek you had available
>"Knowing me, he was having a flashback! Probably from the first time we all met up and had a contest to see who's the best Anon!" Your little cute doppelganger says as he keeps nuzzling at your side, his cheek felt... sticky for some reason. "Are you in the part where you cry for Discord's help or the part where you figure out how to beat us?"
>Oi!
"I-I wasn't screaming for Discord's help! I was just saying that... that fight was a total discord! You know, chaos... heh." You look to your other clone which had a grin on his face. "Oh come on guys.... Also, why are you so sticky dude?"
>The colt that was nuzzling on your left cheek soon left the tiny nuzzling, leaving your cheek a bit sticky with some... white stuff?
>"Oh, we can explain!" The last clone, which was wearing a purple helmet and had the face all covered in some glue or white stuff, stepped near you three. "We had sex!" The clone says triumphantly
>Oh so that was it, you almost thought they had sex or some shi-
>...Wait, what?
"You two had sex!?
>"And you two didn't invite?!"
>The clone that was nuzzling on your right cheek stopped and complained to the other two clones who were proudly nodding at you two
"Wh...wha- but how?"

>>29905269

>"Well, duh! With our pee-pees!"
>The clone with the purple helmet said, followed by a nod and a "yes" from the other clone that just... nuzzled on your cheek with damn horse semen... goddamnit why
>Okay, something you also discovered amid the recent pass of time was that you can, well, do your needs for the usual stuff, taking a shit, peeing, even bathing after a day full of chaos. But you never tested out if you could masturbate or even had sex with your clones
>And with the other guests... ugh, you don't need to think dirty thoughts, sex can come later
>Or came
>Hehehe
"Okay, I get it... you guys have your needs... but-"
>The clone that didn't have a hat, suddenly poofed a blue helmet on top of his head
>Okay that was... random
>Why the helmet?
"You two wearing helmets and having had sex makes no sense to me... explain, why the helmet?"
>Both colts look at each other while trying to contain their laughter
>"We had sex with protection!"
>Both say at the same time as if they waited for that question
>...
"Oh okay, so you guys were playing a prank on me and you two didn't have any sex! You two were just making a pun! Haha! Good one!"
>You really were hoping that was a prank, tho. You can't just imagine yourself fucking, well, you.
>Although that would be kinda hot
>...Having thoughts of colts having sex as you are an adult in mind, makes you a pedophile?
>Hm, maybe you are a spiritual pedophile
>Better that than a spiritual homosexual
>"Oh, of course, it was a prank. We /suck/ at sex anyway"
>They both gave each other a hoof bump and laughed once again
>Ah, the shit you have to deal with
>"Well? Are you going to finish the flashback of how you beat us? We're waiting!"
>They three sit at the edge of the island, just as you were
>You don't reply to them, just stare as the dandelions of the island take flight into the chaotic sky...
>...
>..
>...

>>29905273

>You were getting attacked from three angles while having the wall from Discord's castle at your back. You couldn't escape the attack of the three colts with nowhere to retreat
>You had to defend yourself somehow!
>But suddenly... confidence filled you and various questions suddenly shot into your mind.
>If you were yourself and you attacked yourself... what would you do?
>They have the exact same powers and thoughts you have
>If you can't win, they win... which means, you still win
>That... doesn't apply that much logic, but you're fighting chaos magic, anything can happen
>As time felt like hours, your mind thought of something
>It was a dumb something, but sometimes something is all you got
>But fuck it... you're going to try it, as crazy as it sounds it’s the one shot you have to fire
>You give the colts a hard stare as you summon a black blindfold, which you quickly place over your eyes and tie
>And as if it was less, your chaos magic and thoughts think of a suit for the fight. You instantly wore black gloves, stockings and a big long sword that you couldn't see for the blindfold
>But for some reason you sense it... you could /feel/ it was a large white sword... maybe a katana, it was floating next to you. Also for some reason, you feel as if you were wearing fucking underwear
>It was comfy tho.
>The colts stopped moving as they saw your sudden strategy
"I will demonstrate to you, foolish clones, who the leader is here." Your auditive senses were more sensitive at the moment, you could hear a clone gritting his teeth. "My future is something I won't give to you clones to continue for me, if you want it... you must take it from me."
>Well the first thought you had was that "If you can't see them they can't see you" but this damn clothes and sword gave you the determination to face them on
>Nothing can stop you now!
>"CHARGE!"
>The three clones charge directly at you
>You could sense them even if you couldn't see them... they were so close

>>29905275

>It was time to!-
>One clone managed to penetrate you with his lance on your chest
"..."
>You could feel the electricity going through your veins
>"Gotcha!"
>The clone said sounding all victorious
>The next clone wasted no time and stabbed you directly to your flanks with his twin sword
>You couldn't speak at all now
>"Not that determined now! Are we?"
>But the last clone didn't move at all, he was just staring at the two clones stabbing you
"..."
>Your body suddenly felt like a feather and you collapsed on the floor, your katana quickly disappeared from your side
>As your body stayed on the floor, the two clones were laughing and yelling victory
>...
>You were dead
>...
>Or were you?
>As the clones were still laughing and left their weapons on the floor, the clone that didn't talk started to point his pistol at one clone
>Your lifeless body was now turning into water
>And now you were...
*Bang*
>Smirking as you shot one bullet to one of your clones, who couldn't react in time because of their laughter
>The colt quickly become into water after being shot in the head
>The remaining clone, who was now mouth agape at the sight of two puddles of water at his side, was confusing and looking at you
>"B-But... how?" He stared once again at the puddles and then at you holding the pistol. "Wait... you are still alive?" He only now noticed
>You chuckle and wink at him
"Let's say, I finally learned a thing or two after playing with you guys... one, I can make appear better stuff if I concentrate hard enough. And two..." You put your pistol down as you smile at the remaining clone. "I can teleport to any of you guys and change bodies with any of you at will. Impressive, don't you think, Anon?"
>You close your eyes and as you open em, you feel yourself wearing the clothes of Link in all his green glory
>The clone was staring with a surprised expression on his face
>It didn't last some seconds until he started clapping his hooves on the ground

>>29905278

>"B-Bravo! Bravissimo! I wouldn't expect less from the original Anon! So genius! So determined! So dumb enough to make a suicidal strategy!"
"Haha, ye- hey!"
>The clone started laughing with a tear in his right eye as you complained about how he called you dumb
>You just... couldn't get mad at yourself now. You learned a thing or two... and it was a good lesson for the future
>You start to slowly laugh and join the clone, together laughing at how the day went
>...
>..
>.
>And on that day, you won leadership over your clones and now they appear and disappear whenever you want them or not. Although most of the time they're there for you
"Damn... time goes so quick when you discover stuff and train." You look back at the middle of the island, the three clones were now playing with each other tag. "Those three soon will be more. I can just feel it"
>"I see you are having a nostalgia flashback there, Alberto!"
>There he is...
>Poofing at your side with a blue fumigator outfit was Discord, even wearing a gas mask
"Hey, dad!" You wave your hoof at him. "What's up with the suit? Jew hunt?"
>"Nah, just some pests in the Everfree Forest... some veins got a bit wide and I'm trying to fix it. I don't think I want everypony to be gardeners in the future"
>Uh, veins, hm? Maybe you could see the forest from above and see how they look from here
"Weird from your part that you want to fix something, pero bueno... (But well...), you can do whatever you want here"
>"Oh ho ho ho! I see you fixed my lovely subtitles! You really are getting a good hang on the chaos magic, eh, Alberto?"
"Si... (Yes...) I really wish I learned how to modify the subtitles before meeting... you know who." You give him a hard look as you say the next words to him with a bit more of voice. "Uncle..."

>>29905282

>"Oh please, don't bring her to this." Discord crosses his diverse arms and looks down at you. "Luna was already feeling as lonely as you were! You two get sooooo bored when feeling like that. I needed to fix it, in /my/ way!"
>Yeah, what a way to fix a problem but with another problem!
>Seriously, after you got a good hang on your clones, part of you was still feeling a bit lonely, so was Princess Luna as Discord told her that, Celestia was "punished" for something she did and couldn't see her yet
>But Celestia was soon to be free so she could see her sister once again
>...But the punishment remained.
>Seriously, as if that day didn't surprise you enough already... you could stare at the sky and think about that day as the next flashback
>But before you could, the voice of a filly in the distance could be heard
>”I’M WALKING ON SUUUUNSHINE, WO-OO-OHH~!” You hear the song of a filly in the distance of the island... almost sounded as if she was yelling
>Oh boy, here she comes again
>"Quick guys, she is here! HIIIIIIIDE!"
>The clone that was wearing the red hat screamed and instantly, the three clones dug a hole at the same time with their bare hooves... which was magically filled afterward
>In the distance, a white filly with pink mane and a big smile on her face, approached your resting place while jumping around
>”Boing! B-Boing! Bo-Boing!” Each time she jumped she repeated the same word. “Bo-bo-boing!”
>God, is she annoying sometimes
>So… after the events of the cave of harmony, a week later more or so, Discord decided to undo the stone prison of Celestia, but Discord decided was the best idea to turn her into a filly… you don’t know why that is and never, never, EVER expected him to return her to normal since she wanted both of us trapped in stone and turned to stone
>But… as many hard feelings you had for her, she doesn’t remember anything from that time and sees Discord as her uncle… as for you, she sees you as a cousin

>>29905287

>And she is very okay with the chaos around, which she considers funny and is like, the contrary of her normal self. Maybe it is because she is a filly, but still, weird
>Discord told Luna that this was a punishment and it was temporary, thus, making her the niece… or babysitter of Celestia. Luna doesn’t complain about it since she finds the filly Celestia “delightful” and something about remembering the good old times
>And she isn’t the only one who got turned into a filly…
>”Hey Anon! Want to play with us later?” The filly beamed a smile while jumping in place. “Pinkie wants to play too! She made a surprise party for us which she told me not to say a thing to you!” She realized what she said and cutely placed a hoof on her muzzle. “Whoopsy! Hehe!”
>So yeah… for some reason, Discord decided that Celestia, Pinkamena, and Fluttershy were going to be fillies from now on. A punishment? For the fun of it? For them to forget it? You have no idea as to why he did that, but… part of you is kinda okay with it. You were pretty alone the first week after that petrification and now… you feel better
>Maybe this is what you wanted… fill that emptiness in you with other ponies…

>>29905292

>You still feel sorry for her. You want to amend your mistakes… but you know it’ll never happen since… you are a dumb colt
>Ah... maybe is time for the flashback of how Celestia got turned into a filly
>
>It was sometime later after the fight with your clones, Discord and Luna were in the throne room and-
>...
>Why is your flashback an empty blackness? Why can't you imagine it?
>"Ah, Anon... can't believe you forgot about your ol' dad! You know how rude is to think and not pay attention to your older?"
>Oh shit you forgot Discord was at your side the whole time!
>”And as a punishment... I'm going to skip your flashback to the next one you were going to think later in your melancholic day.”
"Aww, come on dude! It was a good flashback!"
>You hear his evil chuckle in the distant edge of your mind
>...How the fuck does this flashback works anyway, you think there is a part where you messed up anyway
>"Oh hush, let me continue and refresh your next flashback as the one you got your cute rupee fan companion. Is she hiding in the bushes again?"
"Probably"
>"Well, let us not waste any more time and see the past that is your flashback, son! I can't wait to see myself break the fourth wall of your flashback"
>The fuck is the fourth wall?
"Discord, by the way, are you in my mind or something?"
>"Why yes, I'm in your mind. Plenty of space here to make a whole apartment if you ask me!"
>...
>Hey!


And that's it for today! Hope you guys liked the update.

>>29905292
>Luna is now Celestia's niece
Wat

Allegheny is kill, yes?

>>29904479
Your health is really poor, Erf.

>>29905949
i know.

>>29905592
Whoops, didnt meant to write that!

>>29906688
Your medical bills must be murder.

>>29906723
nigga, after paying that 7k. I focused on my one major health issue and I still can't find a doctor who can tell me whats wrong. I've since given up a few weeks after my last doctor post

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>>29904479
Heh, Anon the Bear Vs Granny Smith and Scrappy the wonder mutt fighting for the title belt at CMC headquarters.

Sweet as always Erf, and have some bacon horse.

>>29905296
That clone fight ended up being sweet; but wait-- so Alberto aligns with Card Captor Saukra and now also B2 from Near a Tomato?

Little does he realize where his chaos powers truly come from....

>>29904477
Granny Smith is going to put down that bear

>>29905296
>Luna is Celestia's niece despite the latter being transformed to a filly

Boop

Hmm, slow day but why?

>>29909501
It was nice outside here as most people left the office around 430.
I went fishing.

>>29909858
What's up fisherman anon, what did you catch today?

>>29909907
Wind burn, a slight buzz, and no fish.
Don't know what the problem was today but it was ridiculously windy and the fish weren't having it. Tons of hits on my top fly by these absolutely tiny fish but they were soo small they couldn't eat it and none of the larger fish were interested in my dropper. Oh well.

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>>29909993
At least you didn't fish a seagull like a co-worker did

>>29910092
Hah.
That is always terrible but I feel no sympathy for those flying scavenger parasites

>>29907074
Thanks for the feedback, Sunsun.

I'll try my best for my next update to get at least two comments next time.
Also, bump.

Essay anon here! Sorry for not posting recently, life kinda got in the way. I already catched up with the stories though, and I want to wait to see the full resolution of the Thorax arch to post my thoughts on it. I also re-read PhD wooing erf's Sweetie Belle because that was honestly one of the cutest moments in both stories and a great use of both anons. I love when PhD really shows why he's Celestia and Luna's kid and when ErfAnon gets angry and jealous of his spotlight being stolen, showing why he's Discord's son

>>29904477
>But you couldn't even respond as she stretched, smooshed, moved, and tapped at your head in rapid fashion.
>It was seemingly funny too because you could hear the stifled giggling of the two fillies.
>"Hrn, ah don't see nothin' wrong with ya. What happened exactly?" Granny Smith asked as she looked closer at your forehead. "Looks like an itty bitty scratch to me, whatcha bein' a baby about Anon? Aren'tcha ah hero colt or some nonsense like that?"
>They couldn't hold it anymore. Scootaloo and Applebloom burst out laughing as you just stared forward. Annoyed and embarrassed. You answered in a pretty deadpan fashion.
"I jumped out the window"
>"Did ya now? That explains that super thick skull. Boy howdy Anon, in all mah years ah never seen such a steel clad noggin'. Err ahm.." Granny Smith turns to the mirthful fillies, confused about something "Anon ain't havin' any trouble in school, is he?"
>Scootaloo hid her face in Applebloom's side as Applebloom herself answered with small titters. "H-he's actually the smartest Granny Smith"
>Goddddammmmiiiitt.
"Yeah, I am. Just because I have a hard head doesn't mean I'm done. So, can we end this now please? This isn't helping at all"
>"Now you hold yer tongue there sonny, I ain't done yet. Ya want help? Well, stand still and ah'll bandage those scuffs on yer head. Since yer being a little whiny an' all" Granny Smith says as she pulls out some bandages from the bag.
"Whiny?! I'm not whining! I just think this is pointless! If I'm ok then I'm ok!"
>"Hoofswoggle, you can feel ok but them scuffs still need to be covered up or ya can have all sorts of nasty bugs gettin to em'" Granny Smith said as she planted bandage after bandage on your minor injuries.

>>29911222
>Well. You probably couldn't argue that. You let out a soft groan.
"Thank you...I guess"
>"Aint need a thankn' Anon. I've been doing this kinda thing for years. Just comes naturally. Ya outta thank Applebloom for trainin' that pup of hers so good. Ah swear, even Winona don't listen as good as Scrappy does. Almost makes ya think he actually understands pony. eh?"
"oh..um"
>You nod, smiling falsely
"y-yep! I agree. Um, we done?"
>"Yeppers, ya outta be ok now. Welp, ah gotta get back to my nap. Need mah energy for makin some of this nightglow pie ah got a recipe for. Been told it's better than mah homemade apple pie..."
>Nightglow pie? Da fuck? That has to be made up.
"Oh, I bet it'll taste delicious"
>"HOW COULD YA SAY JUST A THING?!" Granny Smith yells so ear piercingly at you, you fall on your back
"B-but you just said it might-"
>"AH KNOW WHAT AH SAID! AHM GONNA MAKE THAT PIE PERFECTLY SO AH CAN SAY IT AIN'T AS GOOD AS ANYTHING OLE GRANNY SMITH CAN MAKE. WHY ELSE WOULD AH MAKE THAT KINDA PIE?! YA YOUNGIN'S THESE DAYS!" Cripes, you really set her off.
>"O-ok Granny Smith. We didn't know you were napping. Maybe ya should get back to it? Ya seem a little cranky. If ya want, ah can make ya some tea before you take a nap." Applebloom was taken aback by Granny's reaction. She had obviously just gotten up. Well, obvious to her.
>"Well that would be mighty thoughtful of ya Applebloom. Alrighty, yer good Anon. Try not to go jumpin' outta windows or buildings and what not. Ah gotta get back to mah nap." Granny Smith, with a renewed smile on her face, headed out. Applebloom told Scrappy to stay as she'd be back soon. She took off the Timberwolf costume. Which really was just a few tacked on sticks and leaves. And followed Granny Smith.
>Scootaloo started giggling again the moment they left. "Hehehe, that was pretty funny."

>>29911345
>You make a gruff groan at Scootaloo
"Well, ha ha...glad everypony thought it was hilarrrious. And you."
>You look at Scrappy with a hard stare.
"What was that all about?"
>"What was what about?" Scrappy asked, confused.
"Really? Seriously? You tried to kill me..."
>Scrappy giggled as he threw his paw forward "Oh that? Master Applebloom has been helping me get better at protecting the farm from bigger and badder animals and monsters. I didn't think things like vampire fruit bats we're good enough. I want to be able to handle more stuff than that other dog. I want to do my very best for Master Applebloom and my friends!" She stood true and strong.
>"Yeah Anon, he was just doing what he was told. I didn't know Granny Smith was gonna see you as a bear." Scootaloo explained "We weren't going to let him hurt you anyway."
>"Did I do something wrong?" Scrappy looked to Scootaloo with a frown "I thought I was told to attack Anon"
"...Scrappy"
>God, he was fucking stupid.
"It didn't occur to you at all that you were attacking me?"
>"Oh it did. But Master Applebloom says I should listen to her family when they need help if I'm going to be a good dog. I like being a dog. It gets me a lot of hugs and pets." He says with a dumb smile on his face
>God fucking dammit.
>There goes your momentum. You'd lose for sure if you stood up to Scrappy.
>No, you better go see Chrysalis now before you lose your nerve.
"..ok then. That's great for you. But I'm gonna go now. Scoots, ya got a juicebox or something?"
>"Yeah, you're leaving already? Shouldn't we tell Applebloom about...the thing?" Scootaloo asked as she went to grab a juicebox.
>"There's a thing? What thing?" Scrappy asked. confused.
>"Oh, erm." Scootaloo had just realized that Scrappy probably would have asked that question no matter how she worded it.

>>29911380
>So you intervene
"It's a private thing. Don't worry about it Scrappy. But yeah, you should tell her."
>"Private? Ohhh! Do you mean you've been training yourself in the mastery of chess? Because there's no point. You'd still lose" Scrappy shrugged at you with confidence.
>...FUCKING.
>that fucking other you. Giving him some fancy smancy chessboard. Fuck it. Next time you get a chance. You'll just fucking cheat.
"...sure. Whatever you say Scrappy."
>"Yup, because what I say is true!" He says in delight. which inadvertently just makes you more angry.
>You just let out a quiet groan.
>Then you feel a tug at your side. It was Scootaloo. "Hey Anon, we're still going to Lyra and Bonbon's right? For star gazing?"
"Huh? Oh...yeah. Right, that's tonight. Sure. Erm...Think we should invite the others?"
>"Awww, you guys are going star gazing? That seems like fun..." Scrappy lets out a low whimper as he lowered himself onto his belly "I wish me and the master, and even the queen could go. But I have work to do tonight, the queen hates that stuff, and the master has to go to bed early."
>Work?
"what? What do you mean by work?"
>"Oh, I have to do more spying on Princess Twilight. I can sense it, some sort of book that can help us escape Discord's evil basement!" Wow, Scrappy just says that without a hint of hesitation.
"you're still doing that? And everypony is ok with it?"
>Scootaloo shrugs "Yeah, he does that almost every night." Scootaloo leans in and whispers "I don't think he's ever going to find anything though. I doubt Twilight has anything that would help bug breath"
>Hrn. Well. As long as he's never found anything. And he's never been caught. Then it's ok. But...now that Twilight knows.

>>29911466
>You whisper back
"But Twilight knows now. What if he gets caught?"
>"He's never been caught before"
"Twilight probably didn't think of him as being an invader before. Now that she knows he exists. She might notice a few things are off in her castle."
>"What do you want us to do then? It's one of the few things he won't listen to us about."
>Huh, is that so?
"Even if Applebloom told him?"
>"Yeah, no matter how hard we tried. He won't give it up. And he gets upset if we try to force him to think otherwise. He even gets scared. We don't want to scare him"
>Scared?
"He gets scared?"
>"Yeah, you've seen it. He doesn't want to hurt anypony he cares about. That includes his queen."
>That makes sense.
"Alright alright. So, here's what I think. If he does get caught. I'll just deal with it. I think I can handle Twilight. And I'll try to set it up where he won't want to try again."
>"I dunno, that seems risky..."
"What else can I do? He's the one sneaking around. The best I could do is IS that"
>Scootaloo stopped to think on that.
>"..I guess you're right"
"Good, ok..before I go. I have one question for you"
>"What's that?"
"You don't really think Scrappy is better than me at Chess, right? You know that was all a fluke...right?"
>"I dunno. We haven't been able to beat him since. But he sure loves playing everytime. I don't think he ever gets sick of chess. Whether he wins or loses. And he hasn't lost since"
>....dammit
"....whatever, fine. Ok, I'm leaving. See you tonight"
>"Alright. Anon, your head. You sure you're ok?"
>You felt fine. For sure.
"Yeah"
>You get the juicebox and pour some to the ground. You say bye to Scrappy and Scootaloo. And go to face Chrysalis.

>>29911503
>Well, almost. Before you jump in Scootaloo stops you one last time.
>"You super sure?" She asked, giving you a worried look.
"Yeah, trust me. Anyway, I really gotta go. Seeya tonight."
>She didn't seem to want to let you go. She must have felt guilty about letting you just jump out the window. Or something. She wasn't blushing or anything so it wasn't lovey dovey feelings.
>You sigh, and answer her in a calmer and more caring manner.
"I'm fine. Really, trust me. You'll see i'll still be walking around fine by tonight."
>"Ok..Well, I'm gonna try beating Scrappy at chess until Applebloom gets back. Seeya Anon."
"Seeya"
>Ok, now you go back to your room.
>When you fall on your bed and retrieve your map. You could hear the sounds of beeps and boops at your side.
>It was that arcade game. Huh...you forgot about that
>And someone was playing it.
>It was...Chrysalis?
>"Stupid fucking shitty game. Putting me in it as some sort of easy early level guarder thing." Chrysalis seemed to have made some more progress than she had when she first played. But, it didn't last long before she screamed from her failure and tipped the machine over.
>It miraculously survived.
>Well...until she zapped it into dust.
>"WHO'S DEFEATED NOW?! YOU PATHETIC MACHINE!" She growled in anger.
>Ok Anon, relax. RELAX. You had nothing to feel bad about this time. No one to worry about. It was just you and bugbutt.
>You had to show her you were the one in control. That you wouldn't let her treat you like shit anymore.
>You had to show her that friendship goes both ways. Maybe then, she'll understand. Or at least know she can't mess with you in such a malevolent way.
>Here we go.
>You speak out to catch her attention. in a rather arrogant tone.
"Well, technically. Getting a "Game Over" means you lost."

>>29905296
It was a good update and you always surprises me with your amazing ideas in your story. I'm loving so far your work.
The fight between the clones was funny and the new fillies sound like the coming of a qt and awkward love triangle. I wish you had more feedback because you deserve more of it.

>>29910092
You are gay

>>29911564
I'd actually be kinda angry if she blew up my arcade game. Even if you didn't care about it would could donate it to someone or some place.

Bump?

>>29911503
Why does Scrappy likes chess so much anyways?

>>29913975
because its a game he wanted to win so badly that now he justs like having a game he knows he can win from playing so much. He likes being victorious. But he also finda it fun. And if he does lose? He'll just try harder. Only taking it personally if he loses to an enemy

>>29911380
*She stood true and strong.

huh, i apparantly gender bent Scrappy. i'll fix tha whwn i get home

>>29911564
>>"Stupid fucking shitty game. Putting me in it as some sort of easy early level guarder thing." Chrysalis seemed to have made some more progress than she had when she first played. But, it didn't last long before she screamed from her failure and tipped the machine over.
kek

>>29914048
I always thought its because it reminds him the other anon

>>29914150
Well that too. He does await a chance to face off against PhD again

I'm board; so here's a post.

Can I leave yet Elo?

>>29914585
No board, you can't leave

>>29914309
No, maybe is because I dont read the other story that much, only when it has made those connections to Scrappy. I thought that Scrappy really, really liked the other anon and played chess to remember him

>>29915551
he does really really like him. But he is a captain bent on honor. he'll claim victory before pleasentries

>>29915570
Yeah he likes him and he considers chess part of the changeling cunning and sees the stagey of it like how he sees the queen strategizing all the time and maybe, just maybe, he's learning to be a strategist as the captain.

>>29915904
>When PHD Anon has made more for Scrappy than Erf Anon

>>29911655
Problem is, we have lurkers and anons who only read Erf and/or Elo here. Only one who does daily feedback is Sunfag.

>>29916297
and ecen then the thread has been mostpy dead for so long. Motivation is at an all time low.

>>29916450
I still love you erf

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>>29911655
Thanks dude, at least you care and I appreciate that you like how my story is going.

As for the rest... whatever, you can't please them all. If they want to read Erf or Elo, It's fine.
Here's the pastebin updated.
https://pastebin.com/jKJeZ9yu

Up next: Epona flashback and Discord broadcast some moments of other worlds of Anoncolts.
Future to do list: One-shot chapter of Sweetie Belle and Bark (that tiny timberwolf).

Art by hueanon

>>29916941
Epona?

>>29916106
Ow. My pride...

>>29916941
Oh gawd, that pic

nope guys. that flame. that flame is dying.

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>>29917409
rip
200+ chapters ain't half bad at all mang.

>>29917409
Nooooooooo! Please don't die erf! You and elo are the only stories I give a fuck

>>29917409
But... but I like writting essays about your story ;_ ;

>>29917434
don't say that man...that one hurt for some reason

>>29917428
>>29917434


It just feels like it's dying. that there doesn't seem to be a reason to continue anymore. I mean hell. look at today. the only two comments was on the fucking arcade machine.

I dunno

>>29917452
well yeah

normally the lurkers only comment when serious shit is going down or something that is cause for PANIC

>>29917452
I don't want to sound rude but not much happened in the last update. I usually post my essays after a lot of things happened because I love to dissect your anons actions... but I get why you would feel that way I'm sorry that I haven't posted in a while :(

>>29917465
>>29917460


It's not rude. hrn, I guess not much has actually happened I guess. Alright fine...

Let me try...

not like it fucking matters anyway

>>29917468
It matters a lot to me :)

>>29911564
>Chrysalis slowly turns over to you. At first, there was a menacing and angry expression on her face. But then she began to smile, and chuckle an annoyed chuckle "Oh hoho, look at what we have here. It's Anon and his newly grown spine. I wonder how long that will last I wonder."
>You just chuckle right back. Doing your best to keep your nerve as she approached your bed.
"It'll last longer than your temper. Still salty about this morning?"
>Chrysalis narrowed her eyes at you. Stopping her approach as she lets out a soft groan. "Salty? No, I was just surprised. Tell me, why would you even dare to try to test my patience in front of everypony like that?"
"Because you're always testing mine. Chrysalis, I'm done. I'm done letting you bully me and push me around."
>You went straight to the point. You didn't want to dance around it.
>"Bullying? Pushing you around? Hrnn..." Chrysalis thought on it. At first you thought she hadn't realized it. Until... "And? What's the problem?"
>..dammit
"What's the problem? Are you serious? That's not how friendships work!"
>Chrysalis sighed as she shifted her eyes up and shook her head "I'm not repeating myself about our friendship."
"No screw that!"
>You get up and march to the end of your bed. Staring right into her eyes.
"I get treated like a kid a lot. I get treated like I'm dumb. I even get treated like what I'm doing sometimes is just plain wrong. Starlight and sometimes Discord are the only ones who fucking treats me like an equal, and sometimes....sometimes. I'd just wish you would too. You said you want out of this, right? Then why not? You'll never get out if you keep acting like a bitch!"
>Chrysalis gently places her hoof on your forehead and pushes you back gently. "Give me some space Anon. You're getting your saliva on my face."
>DAMMIT!
"THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?!"

>>29917625
>"Yes. Anon..silly little Anon. You don't seem to realize that, whether you like it or not, you'll never be my equal. I converse with you because I find you interesting. I sometimes have fun with you because unlike ponies, you and your original race know how to have a good time. And, given what I've seen so far. You're more than capable of joining my side. But as you are now?" Chrysalis flicks your nose with her hoof "You're a silly little do gooder who doesn't have the heart to betray your pony friends to be with a real winner."
>You step back and rub your nose. Then look at her with anger.
"Chrysalis! Life save or no. I've done a lot for you. Shown you movies, given you a car that I swear to whatever real god this world has that you care more about than almost anything else, and you have my friendship which if it really only meant that much then you wouldn't have bothered saving my life! TWICE!
>"Your point? You seem to forget that I'm the queen. I do what I wish on my own whim. Face it, you're blowing smoke for nothing and you're little act is meaningless. Just lay down Anon, lay down and give up." Chrysalis leans up and stares at you a very inviting stare "I'll give you a belly rub. Does Anon want a belly rub? I bet you do if I rub just low enough."
>D-dammit...
>no..don't..don't let her.
"Stop! Ok? Stop! The only reason you do that is because you know a human's libido is much higher than a pony's. And I happened to have kept mine through transition"
>"Again...your point?" Chrysalis asked as she boredly looked at her hoof. "You're only stating what we both already know"
>Dammit. You thought you were prepared for this. But she wasn't even taking you seriously anymore.
"Fine...how about this?"
>If she thought you were being silly. Then it was time to be a little dark.

>>29917714
"Chrysalis. I don't know how long our friendship will really last. I do think we have fun together. I'd like to think that's genuine. I want to make sure all my friends are safe and happy. I don't know, maybe it's because as a human I could never have that. But you're seriously pushing it. And all this evil shit? It won't last. It never lasts in this world. Sooner or later, you'll have to see things my way. Or else it'll just get worse for you."
>Whether Chrysalis felt something wrong from you, or it was just your words. Her tone and expression became serious all of a sudden. "Are you threatening me?"
"I'm just telling you. Look at every other villain. Reformed or locked up. For you? Who knows. Being stuck here was probably better than whatever failure you were setting up for before you met me. Chrysalis, You'll never win the game against me because I came to realize something. Something that was mentioned to me. I get obsessive about my friends. I can't abandon them all like that. Nor could I ever fight them. I would never live with myself if I did. You on the other hand don't seem to care about anything. And in the end. You'll end up alone Chrysalis..."
>You sigh, you didn't want that
"And I don't want that to happen. But if I keep letting you push me around. Then you're just going to keep doing what you're doing without respecting my feelings. So no, I can't let you do that anymore. You're going to have to have a reason to stop being so evil. It'll do you some good."
>Chrysalis was silent. Her ears then drooped "A-Anon....d-do you really feel that way?"
>She sounded so soft, and sincere.
>You nodded, with genuine concern for her.
"Yeah, I do"
>Chrysalis looked down in shame "I see...well...I suppose I could change for you"
>Woah...
"Really?"

>>29917798
>"Mhmm...first" Chrysalis put her hoof on the blanket you were sitting on "WE DO THIS!"
>Chrysalis jumped and flew up and threw the blanket over you. "THEN THIS!"
>She grabbed the ends up the blanket to trap you like it was a makeshift bag. You struggled, yelling her name, but it was to no avail.
"CHRYSALIS!"
>"Shut up you little worm! You want to change tactic? Then so shall I!" Chrysalis kept her hoof at the ends of the blanket bag to keep you from escaping as she opened the blinds.
>"YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! COME FOR ANOTHER ROUND? HAVE YOU!?"
>You could hear him. The Ex-captain, still lurking. Still hovering outside....wait.
>If you could hear him...
>No...NONONONONONONO
"CHRYSALIS?! CHRYSALIS, DON'T!"
>But she ignored you/ "Ahh, my loser of an ex-captain. Tell me, how would you like a little snack? Hmm? A sort of raw Anon served on a blanket?"
>X-captain stopped to think. Then smiled evilly at her "And then you for dessert. Right?"
>Chrysalis shook her head. that was embarrassing. Even for her. It's as if he lost all his ability to reason. "No, just him. Unless of course. He suddenly decided to become my little lackey." Chrysalis poked at you through the blanket. "How about it Anon? Do you want to serve? Or be served?"

..ugh. I just don't feel it. I don't feel that spark. I'm sorry. but it's just not there right now.

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>>29917468
>not like it fucking matters anyway
AWw, Erf; I mean man-- if you want to stop the boat, it's been quite a ride; but at the same time dawg; maybe you just need to take some time off and do something you find fun?

But I mean, eh. Update wise I thought Scrappy--of all things-- upsetting Anon's stride to be apt chaos; and remain curious why scoots didn't want him to leave. All I can think is she was worried at how quickly Anon became snappy after Granny Smith's Bear hunting caravan done meandered on out for the nap.


And more Bonbon and Lyra time soon.

...Aww sheet, and I wasn't quick enough.

...SHEEEET! That escalated fast.

>>29917844
>..ugh. I just don't feel it. I don't feel that spark. I'm sorry.
Man, nothing to apologize for. That was an awesome scene; to the point I can't see where you weren't in the thick of it here.

The muse is a fussy thing though.

Chrysalis's blanket heist was well played, but is it more than meets the eye?

>>29917452
lurker anon here.
I've been reading since mid 2016, I still rarely post and discuss

>>29917452
I've been lurking and reading your story since part one.
I'm pretty sure there are a lot more anons who just lurk instead of posting

>>29917844
Maybe if you posted every 2-3 days instead of every night?

>Chrysalis tries to kill anon after his rant
Holy shit things from from 0 to 100 real quick

>>29917844
Jesus christ what the fuck

>>29917844
>Gets TOLD by her best friend
>Immediatly tries to murder said best friend
I forgot how much of a bitch Chrysalis and why I loved her so much.

>>29917844
Fuckkkkkkkkkk this is getting soo good!!!!!

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>>29919054
I don't think murder is quite the right turn of phrase, anon; Chrysalis is saying
> IF I CAN NOT HAVE YOU, NO ONE WILL!
in her action; she's not showing it, but she is heart broken at the mere thought of Anon abandoning her.

She's just expressing it as anything but a weak weepy flower.

As really, she knows what letting the X-Captain loose in the house would mean. Due to the House Rules, she couldn't zap him with her lasers, but knowing the X-Captain feeds on chaos; what's to say he'd be limited by the rules of the house? He'd be just as likely to consume their energy, and the house itself.

Munching about like Pac Man or Kirby...

>>29918131
Yeah, we have a lot of lurkers but not many posters

>>29919822
>all these lurkers
>sunsetfag

you guys just won't let me die. Will you?
I wake up to a depressive slump to see thia shit. goddammit. Fine.

>all those errors
I also need to cleanup last night's work. But ok. I'll try to work up some enthusiasm for tonight.

>>29920695
No, now go back to your cell

>>29917452
The story was seriously stale anyway.

>>29921209

Ur mum is stale

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>>29920695
>But ok. I'll try to work up some enthusiasm for tonight.
Nah dude, if you aren't feeling it don't let us hammer you into the square hole you're the round peg of. Play your vidyas and relax, be swaddled in sunny warmth like sunset in pict related.

And you glorious lurkers f.ex;
>>29918123
>>29918131
Do post more, I'm sure you have a thing too. I mean, we have fisherman anon, Essay anon, Grammar anon, etc etc.

>>29921209
>stale
No U. Oh yeah, and we have shit poster anon and his tsu-tsu ways.

>>29920695
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

>>29917844
Holy son of a bitch! Chrysalis is yandere as fuck!

>>29917844
RIP erfanon. Killed by an autistic magical testicle

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>>29917844
If after this Anon keeps being Chrysalis friends he is more retarded than Alberto clones all together

Friendly reminder that lurkers like me don't post anything because we're terrible at commenting and/or giving criticism.

>>29917844
>She can't. She won't!
"Chrysalis! Chrysalis! You can't do this! I know you can't!"
>You could hear Chrysalis chuckling.
>Oh can't I? All I have to do is open this window and throw you out"
>"I DON'T WANT JUST HIM! I WANT EVERYTHIIIIIINNNGGGG!" You could hear the X-captain screech.
>You could hear Chrysalis let out a "hmph"
>"You're so pathetic. To think you were ever my captain in the first place."
>"PATHETIC?! WHO'S THE ONE STUCK IN THE HOUSE QUEENIE? HMM! I ONLY NEED TO BE LET INSIDE. DRAGGING YOU ALL OUT WILL BE EAASSSYYY! NOW QUIT STALLING!" He erupted in vicious anger.
>But Chrysalis ignored him as she prodded the blanket bag again. "Tick tock Anon, make your choice."
>She couldn't. SHE COULDN'T.
"Chrysalis! CHRYSALIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! HE'LL KILL US ALL IF YOU OPEN THAT WINDOW!"
>"Well, only if I also let him inside so he could drag us out. All I have to do is throw you out quickly and close the window. Though, the threat of losing your life here, doesn't it make the choice to join me that much more enticing?" She prodded you again.
>Wait...
>WAIT...
>Your horn. You had...
>A second charge,
>A second charge...
>A SECOND CHARGE!
>AHA! THATS IT! HOLY FUCK! DEUS EX MACHINA, YESSSS!
"...fine then. Do it"
>"What, huh? Are you an idiot? You won't survive being thrown out there" Chrysalis spouts at you.
"If it means keeping Equestria safe."
>You sigh
"well. I can't live with a guilty conscience, better you be stuck here then ruling the world"
>Chrysalis sighed and closed the blinds.
>"HEY WAIT! I THOUG-" was the last you heard of the X-captain.
>Chrysalis released her magical grip on the ends of the blanket.
>You poked your head out, then looked at her with a smirk.
"Couldn't do it. Could you?"

>>29924180
>Chrysalis rolled her eyes as she went back to the arcade machine and put it back in place. However, the screen was jittery now. She may have damaged it. However, a few bangs on the side got it back to working order. Sorta. "Ugh, don't tell me I broke this thing. Stupid cheap machine"
>You just circled around your bed to her side, still smirking.
"You care about me enough not to kill me. Right? C'mon, you can say it"
>"Anon...just use your horn to get this screen back in working order. I know you have at least one charge left in there. Better to use it on this than your escape" She gives it another tap and a bang. The screen went from sorta to worse.
"I uh...what?"
>"Ohhhhhhhh." Chrysalis let out a girlish giggle as she looked down at you and rubbed your cheek. "You thought I let you go because I care that much. How sweet. No, I knew you REALLY wouldn't give up your life unless you had a charge in that thing."
>G-guh...were..you that obvious?
"No, wait! NO! Fuck off. Charge or not! You wouldn't have done it!"
>Chrysalis let out another dismissing giggle "I guess we'll never know. Now get to repairing that screen."
>....fucking...FUCKING
"I can't! Chaos magic can't just do that unless I made the arcade machine alive or have bat wings or some shit. Now fuck off. I know you care. You have to!"
>"Oh you can't?" It seems that's all Chrysalis cared about "What a shame. Now I'm going to have to learn how to repair one of these stupid things."
>No..nonono. You can't let this slip through your hooves.
>You put your horn into your saddlebag and walked over to the portal door. You opened it to outside Starlight's town....and tossed the bag through.
>Chrysalis was watching from the corner of her eye. Turning to face you once you closed the door. "What are you doing?"
>You went over to the window blind and puled it down to make it go back up.
"Yo, you want a snack?"
>You ask the X-captain.

>>29924205
>"I don't even know anymore. Are you actually going to open that window? Kind of tired of being given the run around and....hrn?" The X-captain noticed you put your hoof on the latch. "oohhhhh...could this be? COULD THIS BE?!" He smiled a wide vicious smile.
>Chrysalis only scoffed and mocked you "You won't do it you imbecile. Or..You know what. Go ahead."
>Chrysalis walked over to the portal door and opened it. She could see the bag sitting right there. "I now have everything I need for victory."
"Stop...you take a step. And I'm unlocking this window"
>Chrysalis chuckled "You bet on the wrong horse Anon. I'll be sure to come pick you up tomorrow along with the rest of the hive."
>You just stared at her. a cold hard stare.
>"You think that's going to work? Truth time Anon. I saved your life from the excaptain because I didn't understand the power of the horn yet. I saved you from that machine because without you I'd have been stuck in that world. Now? The horn has more power than ever. And combine that with the safety of my hive and Equestria will be mine within the week. Goodbye Anon. See you tomorr-"
>Chrysalis stopped.
>The lock on the window clicked.
>There was a dead silence.
>Chrysalis staring at you
>You staring at her.
>the silence felt like a lasted a minute. Until you slipped into darkness.
>Maybe...that wasn't such a good idea.

>>29924219
>then...you awoke.
>You were in your room.
>Your horn necklace, was right on top of your belly.
>was it a dream?
>You look to the side first.
>The Arcade machine still had a fuzzy screen.
>You look to the end of your bed
>Sitting at the other end in front of your bed. On a chair, reading a book upside down was none other than Discord.
"Discord?"
>Discord had a pair of reading glasses on. And a serious look on his face. He lowered the book and looked at you. "Welcome back Anon."
"...w-what happened?"
>Discord went back to looking at the book. "you unlocked the window"
>...oh shit.
"...I...really did do that...WAIT WAIT! SO WHAT HAPPENED?!"
>You nearly jumped out of bed. Holy fuck. Could that mean...?
>Discord let out a quick disinterested chuckle as he adjusted his glasses. "What do you think happened?"
"Well, Chrysalis saved me. Right?"
>"Care to try again Anon?" Discord says in a deadpan voice as he focused on the book.
"I..I"
>You could feel dread. a pure empty void going into your heart.
"...A-am I dead?"
>"No." Discord says simply.
>If Chrysalis didn't save you. And you're not dead. Then that simply meant you fucked up. And you had no idea what happened.
"...W-what happened?"
>So, again. Nothing went as planned.
>pitiful...
>"Well, where to begin. First, you idiotically threw your horn in a place that I had blocked off Chryssy. She can only use the door to Ponyville y'know. So, there's that"
>....oh.
"...t-then...w-what , then.."
>"Relax Anon, I'm not done. Because there's indeed more" Discord closed the book and tossed it behind him.

>>29924361
>"You see, that lock? That lock has a direct connection to me because I knew just telling you not to open it wouldn't be enough. I knew for some reason, at some point, something chaotic would happen that would lead to the opening of that window. Trust me, I really did know. Spirit of chaos and all that. You can't get things like that past me. Anyway. when I showed up, you had been eaten by the giant meatball, didn't even bother to chew. Rude isn't it?"
>So...did you just get pulled in instantly? Fuck, then...
"W-what about Chrysalis? What was she doing?"
>"Ahh, that's the important hard pressing issue. Isn't it? How did Chryssy react when you got devoured. Did she cry? Did she stop stone cold? Ohhhh, the suspense...it's murderous isn't it?" Discord slowly grinned at you.
"C'mon Discord. Just tell me. It's important."
>"Important enough to risk your life?"
"Erm...well, that was a sorta accident to be honest. I sorta got really into it. I was gonna close it up at the same moment I unlocked it to make it seem like I unlocked it through the clicky noise and..."

>>29924427
>"And you forgot to close it back up due to the "heat of the moment". Yes, hence why I had an internal fail safe set up. Anyway, let's get to Queeny McBuggybutt. From what I noticed. When she realized she couldn't get the horn, and you had been snatched away. she actually engaged in conversation with her excaptain. Offering herself up as a trade under an extra condition that he would take her back to the hive so she can look at it one last time. Which, listening to that myself. Struck me as odd. Considering homesickness didn't strike me as a feeling Chryssy would have. in anycase. I certainly didn't want to wait for his answer so I cast the ole family fishing line out and caught me a dubious little colt. Chryssy, after I saved you, said nothing more. I asked her myself if she cared about you, as a courtesy to you of course, but alas. All she had to say was that you made an idiotic move. Which,is true. It was idiotic. And went downstairs. And so, for the rest of the day. I've been sitting here....bored...watching you. Making sure you don't cause a reason for me to have to send you to the hospital, again. Fluttershy would never let me live it down. OH yes, also because I care...I guess. Nevermind the fact I was having a good time with Fluttershy praising how well I did today." Discord gave you an insulted expression before grinning at you "Good to see you're alright."
>You smile back at him
"Thanks."
>Chrysalis. She knew she couldn't do anything without the horn. She tried to save you. But it was obvious she was also going to try to bolt to her hive at the same time.

Wow we're just wrapping up Rock band and Mario kart.

>>29924441
>She knew she couldn't beat the X-captain. And given his form. Does that mean he'd be affected by that throne she mentioned? If he did, he wouldn't even be able to float. He'd literally just be an angry ball.
>Though. Knowing the X-captain. He wouldn't have agreed, he was too insane to wait that long to do anything.
>So all that left is what would she have done had Discord now shown up.
>You'll never know.
"What time is it exactly?"
>"You haven't missed that star gazing thing if that's what you're asking about. Yes, I eavesdropped. Not like you can stop me." Discord shrugged with a grin.
"Ok, that's good. And Chrysalis is in the basement?"
>Discord nodded
"ok. That was the only real power play I had."
>You bring your head down on your pillow and look straight up to the ceiling.
"I guess in the end she really does want both.She wants to keep me and rule the world. I kind of wish you didn't save me so soon. If only I had known what else she would have done to save me..."
>"Sorry. I didn't know what you were doing. I just know you had done something dumb."
"Yeah, well. It seems the whole reform thing is definitely the thing that has to happen then. I just hope Chrysalis doesn't hate me too much. But, that's it. There's no use getting depressed about it. This is Equestria. It'll work out in the end as long as I show her that I still want to be friends"
>"That and my barrier keeping you from having your throat crushed once that does happen."
"Yeah, uhm. What about the window?"
>It's the same. Only you and I can open it at this point. So unless you decide to be an idiot again. Things should be fine"
"Ok.I think I can fully accept Celestia's plan now. If it's one thing that's for certain. Chrysalis can't be allowed to get back into her hive. I'll just have to work it out during the aftermath. It sucks, but she's getting more desperate."
>Especially how the CMC seem to think letting Scrappy do his spy work is totally ok.

>>29924489
>"Yes...Because of some throne thing." Discord scoffs "after listening in on that malarky, I've sometimes danced the thought of testing to see if it'd really stop my magic. But then I realize that I'm already amazing and that it wouldn't. Not at all." Discord chuckled
>You wondered if that was really true. Could it stop him? Is some throne really that powerful? Or was Chrysalis making it up? At this point. You couldn't tell.
>But again. At least you knew she went for the horn. Maybe you were wrong. But you felt she wouldn't have left you to fry if she actually could use it.
"Well, I guess I better get ready for the star gazing."
>You sigh
>"Something the matter there, Anon?"
"Yeah..it's just one thing. Discord, do you think I'm making the right decision with Chrysalis? Just letting Celestia do what she wants?"
>"Does it matter? Like you said. It'll work out in the end....apparently"
"Yeah..."
>You'd just have to get your mind off of it. You had to. Chrysalis was your friend. But she was also clearly dangerous. Like it or not. She had to be defanged. Not locked up. But defanged. She was too cunning to fall for normal reformation tactics.

>>29924500
Inflection point.
Win or lose.
Play for keeps.

Apparently I'm doing shit today but I'm far too drunk for that.

>>29920695
Erf; do I have to package you up and send you to a tropical island with no internet to get you to finally rest?
inb4 he continues to write anyways

>>29924500
>>29924500
Thank you erf

>>29924500
good read mang
Hive reformation when?

>>29924500
Anon should mindrape Chrysi

>>29924500
sad end

The smell of burn

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>>29924500
Aww yeah, that was an intense escalation toward uncertainty. Heh, and establishing that Discord thinks the Throne is no threat; uh-oh! That might not end well.

>>29924068
I still love you lurker-kun

>>29928996
same

>>29924500
Wow, great update

>>29924441
So Chrysalis wanted to save Anon or just wanted to trick the X-Captain?

>>29930215
thats the mystery.

>>29930300
Where is her hive anyway? I thought it was in Tartarus

>>29930822
the temp hive castle they were shacked up in is in tartarus

>>29930867
Ah, so the main one with the throne is still out there somewhere

>>29930904
Does that involved sex?

>>29890411
“E-Eris, j-just what in the world was that? How in the world Spike managed to convince them with that excuse of a song… where I failed with real logic?”
>Eris shrugged as she gently placed you on the floor “Well dork, for starters you didn’t prove my argument wrong, even when it had more holes than a Swiss cheese… you only cried and whined, and secondly… this stuff you just saw? Where these big problems are done and over after somepony sing a bad song? This happens a lot in this world… honestly, how come you never noticed it?”
“Because! … Because…”
>You have actually seen a lot of ponies bursting out in random songs a lot of times… but you always dismissed it as some street show or promotions for plays…
>You never thought that this was something that ponies did to prove a point… oh man… you felt like a complete idiot now… you are a scientist… or at least you were, this type of weird behaviors should not go without notice, at least not for you
>”Becaaaaause?” Eris asked with a grin on her face
“F-forget it, I didn’t say anything, besides… wait a minute! Why are you suddenly okay with Thorax being accepted by Cadence? I thought that you were against him”
>”I still am…” Eris gently shrugged before giving you a malicious grin “This little defeat doesn’t bother me, because the moment that little bug steps out the line…” she punched her paw with her talons “Bam!”
>You rolled your eyes and rubbed your temples
“Pffft! In your dreams, sister! You just can’t accept that Thorax is a good guy, just look at him!”
>You looked at Thorax who was happily chatting with Cadence and Shining Armor… they just accepted him right? Yeah, they even offered him a tour around the empire…
>That probably means… that they will want Thorax to stay with them, and judging by how happy your friend looks… he will most surely agree…

>>29931809
>And… and that’s fine… right? Thorax will stay in the Crystal Empire, allowing him to do as many friends as there are stars in your mom’s sky… that’s what you wanted, right?
>But then… why? Why do you feel so sad?
>”Anon…” Eris asked with a surprisingly kind voice “Are you okay?”
“H-Huh?”
>You quickly shook your head and waved to snap out of this train of thought and tried to not look at Eris…
“Oh… yeah, right… I’m fine, more than that actually… I’m great! W-Why I wouldn’t be okay? Yeah… I feel fantastic…”
>Eris narrowed her eyes at you and tilted her head “You know… it’s not fun to mess with you when you’re all mopey…”
“I said I’m fine! You don’t need to worry about anything… everything is fine now!
>You then cleared your throat and tried to smile to Eris
“… err… sorry for yelling at you, it’s just that… I mean…”
>You sighed
“I-I was just lost in thought… that’s all, now if you excuse me… I-I have to congratulate Thorax…”
>You turn around, but before you take any step, Eris stops you by gently placing her talons on your shoulder and whispering into your ear “Y’know… I could tease you endlessly with how that overgrown iguana bested you at your own game, but since I’m supposed to be your big sis and all, I’ll just say this… stop getting those dumb ideas into your head. Candy-Candy will give that bug the life you promised him… and I can take you to the crystal empire anytime you want.”
“I…I…”
>You turned to Eris and quickly wiped a little tear that ran down your face
“You really mean it?”
>”Mhmm…” Eris nodded “So you can stop with your little depression quest now. Big sis Eris got ya covered. Promise”
“But… how did you know?”
>Eris rolled her eyes and gently scratched your chin… ooooh, that felt so good! “I know you better than almost anypony else in this world. You can’t really fool me, my little brother. Now, go there and be the happy and cheesy dork I know and love, alright?”

>>29931850
“T-Thanks Eris… really… you’re the best”
>”Yeah, yeah, I already know that…” She giggled and patted your head once last time before sending you on your way “Now go…”
>You walked to where Thorax were, and before you could said anything, the guy turned to you and greeted you with a joyful smile “A-Anon!” then he dashed and gave you a tight hug “Look! Look! I have friends! Like actual, real friends and not some changelings who want to throw me into a swamp! And I…”
>Thorax broke the hug and gave you a military salute “I, Thorax, the pineapple ambassador will be forever grateful to you! Uhhh…” he nervously chuckled “It means that I’m happy to have a best friend as good as you…”
>You rolled your eyes and gently punched his chest
“I know man! See? What did I tell you? Everything would be fine once you talked to Cadence… err… I mean…”
>You cleared your throat and made a super regal and uptight voice
“You did a great job on the show floor my ambassador. The fruity prince is pleased with your efforts!”
>”The pineapple ambassador?” Cadence asked while trying to contain her laughter “Where did that come from?”
>Spike barged into the conversation by flailing his arms in protest ”Yeah! Especially when it was I, the brave and glorious Spike who saved the day! Why is that princely schmuck your best friend?! Where’s my nickname?!”
>You would have said something to the mutated salamander if it wasn’t for Twilight, who quickly pulled the salamander away with her magic and gave him a small scolding
>Shining Armor looked at Spike, surprised by his attitude. But he just shrugged it off in the end and answered Cadence’s question “It’s a long story, honey. I’ll tell you everything after we show Thorax the Empire…”

>>29932064
>”Hmph! You know I don’t like to be left in the dark, but just because it’s you, I’ll be a good girl and wait…” Cadence gave Shining a quick peck on the lips before turning to you “Anon… I hope that you don’t have any hard feelings for what happened before. I know that I keep repeating myself but…”
>You quickly interrupt her by complimenting her sentence
“You were doing what you thought was best for your subjects. Yeah, don’t worry Cadence… my moms are always telling me to do that, and I mean, everything is alright now so meh, who cares? Thorax is clear of any charges, he has friends now, and…”
>”And, you still have to say thanks to Spike and Twilight for saving you at the very last moment…” Cadence said with a little smirk on her face
>You placed your hoof on your forehead and groaned
“Do I really have to do it? C’mon Cadence, you know that me and the sala- I mean Spike aren’t exactly best buds”
>”Anon…” Cadence sighed and placing her hood under your chin, she raised your head so you could look at her right in the eye “I’m not going to tell you what to do nor who you should be friends with, I’m just going to ask you a question, and I hope you think about it… Do you really want to act like Blueblood and never own up to anything because your arrogance gets in the way that much? Or do you want to be powerful, kind and awe-inspiring like my aunties?”
>You looked away and rubbed the back of your head… ehhhh… were you really acting like Blueblood? Because c’mon, you still haven’t hit a little foal and… hnnng…
>Gosh darn it! Why are you so easy to convince when someone brings up your mothers?!
>You sighed and rolled your eyes
“I want to be like my moms… you’re right Cadence… I will say thanks to Spike…”
>Cadence smiled and nodded “Good, now if you excuse me. Me and Shining have to speak to Eri-Eri. She has these AMAZING ideas on how our daughter’s room should look like…”

>>29932070
>”Ehhh… honey…” Shining Armor gently placed his hooves on Cadence’s shoulders, nervousness was drawn all across his face “y’know… we still don’t know what the baby is gonna be… for all we know, it might be a boy, y’know? I-I don’t think that it would be a good idea to hurry this”
>Cadence then adopted an unamused expression as she gently shook her head “Everypony except you know that we’re having a little girl…” she then turned to her husband and shot him an angry glare “And that includes the friends you made that stupid bet with…”
>And in that moment… Shining Armor’s white fur somehow became paler as his pupils shrank “H-H-How do you know- I MEAN! Honey! You know I’d never bet on something like this!”
>Cadence raised an eyebrow as she poke Shining Armor’s chest “You and I are going to have a looooong talk about this. Then you’re going to tell your friends that the bet is cancelled. That’s all I have to say” Cadence then huffed and went to meet Eris…
>”H-Honey? I-it’s not a big deal… T-the bet wasn’t even about that… C-Candy kisses?” Shining Armor gulped after he saw that Cadence kept walking without paying him attention
“Oh bro, we all told ya that your bets were going to blow up in your face sooner or later… but…eeeeh… do you need any help? I know I kinda blew it with Thorax, but I’m sure I can do something for you. After all, I’m handsome, I have good negotiation skills and my special talent is bringing frickin’ harmony. C’mon, I’m your right guy to make cousin Cadence happy again”
>”Nah… this ain’t your battle lil’ bro…” Shining Armor said with a defeated tone
“You sure?”
>He waved his hoof and then sighed “Yeah, I’m a big pony, so gotta clean my mess on my own… thanks for the offer though, really, you’re a true bro… and Thorax… sorry you had to see that, we usually ain’t like this”
>”O-Oh… I don’t mind!” Thorax replied with a smile

>>29932079
>”Thanks… now if you guys excuse me… I have to face my destiny… or at least do something so Cadence doesn’t sent me to sleep on the couch” With that Shining Armor walked to where his wife was
>You and Thorax gave the brave stallion a military salute… gotta respect those who are about to fall, yo
>After a couple seconds of silence, you turned to your changeling friend and placed your hoof around his neck
“Aaaanyways! Hey man, mind if you join me to say thanks to the salamander? I don’t think I can do this alone and I could really… huh… Thorax?”
>You noticed that he wasn’t listening to you; instead, Thorax was looking at Cadence, Eris, Twilight and everyone else in the room with an almost melancholic look
>You gave the changeling a little tug and asked him softly
“Thorax… you okay there man?”
>He immediately snapped out of that little trance and quickly shook his head “Wha-? O-Oh yeah… yeah I’m alright, it’s just that…” he sighed and then looked at everyone with that melancholic look again “I still can’t believe it… it feels like a dream but it isn’t… it feels so great to finally have friends… it’s so wonderful…. And the best part is that I actually don’t feel hungry anymore…”
“You… don’t? Hmmm… now that’s curious… especially since you mentioned something similar during our trip back to the Crystal Empire… but back then, you only said that your hungry was still there, just not as strong as before, right?”
>”Y-Yeah…” Thorax nodded “Do you have any idea why’s that happening? I-I’m not complaining or anything, it’s just… i-if you could deduce why I’m not feeling hungry anymore, maybe… just maybe we could make the rest of my kin to do the same”

>>29932082
“Well… I’m not a biologist since I’ve always been into physics and math but… hmmm… I can only deduce that you’re producing love on your own, enough to quell your hunger. Is this related to the new friendships you have made? Probably, but we can’t be sure… something I had to learn the hard way is that correlation doesn’t necessarily means causation, could we replicate this same effect on the rest of the hive? I honestly don’t know man… we would need to design a proper experiment to test it out, with a control group and…”
>You noticed that Thorax was giving you a thousand yard stare and… ehhhh, you should probably dial it back a little
“Sorry… I-I kinda got excited… what I mean is that we still don’t know many things about why your hunger for love suddenly stopped, so our best route of action is to wait and see, like seriously, mate. Enjoy your new life, you’ve earned it”
>Thorax nodded, some confusion could still be seen on him ”Y-yeah, you are right. I-I think it would be better if I learn to relax… but still” Thorax tapped his chin, thinking hard about something” I didn’t understand like half of what you said but… you will help me to figure things out, right? Because I honestly don’t think that I could do it on my own”
>You rolled your eyes, nodded and gave him a little punch on the shoulder
“Of course I will! That’s what friends are for, man!”
>Thorax smiled at you and replied with a little “Thanks…” he then looked past you and with a shaky voice said “O-Oh! I-I don’t want to ruin this moment, especially since I know that you and Spike don’t get along but… c-can I still join you? Y-You know, maybe I can be of some help…”
>You let out a sigh in frustration and lowered your head… man, you had hoped that everyone had forgotten about that
“Yeah… I would really like to not do this alone… so… eeeh… better get done with this… c’mon man…”

>>29932095
>You and Thorax walked to where Twilight and Spike were. The purple princess greeted you with a smile, but the salamander… well, he wasn’t happy to see you in the slightest
>”Now what do you want?” The salamander growled “Are you here to steal my credit again?”
>”Spike!” Twilight shot the salamander a glare
>”What?! You know I’m right!” Spike looked at her and pointed at you with his puny claw “That jerk won’t admit that I saved the day no matter what”
>Twilight placed her hoof on her forehead and shook her head “You did a wonderful thing today, Spike. But the amazing moment of friendship that we just witnessed wasn’t just the work of one pony. This happened because many ponies opened their hearts and minds to a friend that came from an unlikely place. And I’m sure that Anon is here to show us that”
>”Whatever…” Spike huffed and crossed his arms “He’s still a jerk…”
>You honestly felt annoyed by his tone, but… Cadence was right… you have to act like a prince. So you did your best to keep your composure and sound as politely as possible
“Don’t be an idio- I mean… No, Spike. Twilight is right; I’m actually here to say thanks…”
>You then whispered to yourself so no one else could hear you
“…even when all you did was to sing that stupid song…”
>”What’s that?” Spike raised an eyebrow, looking at you with cautious
>You took a deep breath, and then exhaled….
“It’s exactly what you just heard. I was pretty much defeated back there… and by an incredibly poorly thought out argument nonetheless, we wouldn’t have been having this conversation if it wasn’t for you and Twilight, so yeah… I wanted to say t- th…. Thau…..”
>Darn it! Every cell of your body refused to do this. But you have to… no, you MUST! It is your duty as a prince!
“Thenk… thunk… aaaaaah!”
>Not only that, but if you don’t say those words, then that mutated salamander will look as the best pony-lizard-thing out of the two of you, and that’s something you cannot allow! YOU SHALL THANK SPIKE!

>>29932124
>Thorax noticed how hard you were fighting against your own instincts, and like the true friend he is, spoke for you “I think what Anon is trying to say is this…” he then used his magic to change into you “Thank you Spike, I couldn’t have done this without you. You’re a great friend!”
>”Oh…” Spike first stood in silence by the surprise, but it didn’t last long because then the purple lizard decided to make that stupid grin of his “So that’s what you wanted to tell me? Well, I guess the brave and glorious Spike can forget what you did before and be friends with you… prince humdrum. Because that’s what I am, the brave and glorious, yep that’s me”
>The brave and glorious? THE BRAVE AND GLORIOUS?!
>…No… calm down Anon… remember… you have to act like a prince… even if it kills you…
“The first three words in that sentence are actually correct… I did came here to thank you, as for the rest of what Thorax said…”
>You shot Thorax a glare to which he responded by changing back to his original form and giving you a naïve smile
“Those are just his personal interpretation…”
>”You see…” Spike rubbed his chin while grinning at you “I’m still not sure if I can believe you, I mean, you’re still sounded a little too shady, hmmm… maybe if you gave me your entire collection of comics we could-“ but he was stopped when Twilight put her hoof on his shoulder, looking at the salamander with a stern face
>Spike then growled and looked at you with an annoyed expression “Alright, alright… you’re welcome, you can go now…” but that didn’t seem to please Twilight in the slightest.
>Spike slapped his face and groaned “Oh c’mon!” Twilight just narrowed his eyes at Spike. The salamander then sighed and rolled his eyes “Fiiine… I guess you did a good job too and yadda, yadda, go friendship… please, can we get over with this already?”

>>29932127
>”Actually…” Thorax spoke up with a shy voice “I wanted to say thanks Spike again… really, you did a lot for me, e-even when you didn’t have to, and especially when… y’know… I was raised by an evil ancient queen”
>”Awww shucks!” Spike waved his claw and smiled back at Thorax “Don’t think about it dude, I just…” Suddenly, Spike scrunched his face and burped…
>AAAH! IT SMELLED LIKE A DEAD RACOON!
“Aw that’s gross! Seriously mate, have… you…ever washed… wow…”
>After Spike burped, a green ember came out from his mouth, but it didn’t burn anything! Instead, it went upwards and materialized a… scroll…
>Sheesh, leave it to Spike to turn even the most awesome stuff into something lame…
>”A letter?” Twilight was surprised, but not waiting any moment, she picked the scroll with her magic and gave it a quick read “And it’s from Princess Celestia! She wants Anon to return to the castle immediately… and she wants me to come with him… huh? H-How did she know that I’m in the Crystal Empire?”
>”Zat is not a hard zing to deduce, Princess Twilight.” Aegia finally decided to join everyone, giving Twilight a little teasing look “Now, excusez mes rudeness, but may I see zat letter please?”
>”Wha-? I mean… sure…” Twilight hesitated for a couple seconds before handling the letter to Aegia
>”Merci…” Aegia then gave it a very throughout inspection, and once she was over with it, she turned to you and said with a monotonous tone “Mon Petit, it seems zat your mozers have already taken care of talking wiz ze zebra zey told us about. Good, zat leaves us wiz less problems to worry about”
>Your mothers are back? Oh man! Oh man! This is awesome!
“Thorax! Man, this is great! My moms are back and… and… I have to go back now…”
>And with that realization, your excitement died down…
>Oh man, you have to say goodbye to Thorax… this sucks…

>>29932193
“I have to go back now… and you…”
>”Y-Yes Anon?” Thorax asked with worry in his voice
>You looked at Cadence who was walking towards you with Eris and Shining by her side… then you looked at Thorax
“And you want to stay in the crystal empire, right?…”
>Thorax tilted his head “Huh? What does that has to do with… oooooh…” your changeling friend lowered his head “I get it… you have to go back to Canterlot now, right?”
>You slowly nodded
“H-hey… what if you come back with me? That way I can introduce you to my moms, and my marefriend and all my friends too! What do you say Thorax?”
>”I would love to… I really, REALLY would… but… b-but…” Thorax looked at Cadence who was now standing by his right side “I-I also want to stay and get to know the crystal empire and… and… I’m sorry… I messed up everything again”
>You let out a sigh and shook your head
“No… don’t be sorry, you didn’t do anything wrong. It’s fine Thorax, really… this is what we wanted, what YOU wanted… I can’t take this away from you… besides… I-I…”
>Cadence looked at you with an almost motherly expression “Anon, you don’t have to be worried about anything. We’ll keep Thorax safe and he will have all the friends he has ever dreamed of, and if you ever miss your new friend, you can ask Eri-Eri to bring you here anytime you want”
>”Of course he can! And it’s not like we ain’t coming back here soon! After all…” Eris gave Cadence a sultry smile “We still have to look up for a tiara that matches my eyes color!”
>”Yeah!” Cadence nodded energetically “And you still have to teach me how to get a mane as good yours”

>>29932198
>Eris rolled her eyes and waved her paw “Oh puh-lease! Have you looked yourself in a mirror? Your mane is already P-E-R-F-E-C-T! I can give you my tips on make-up though… I have in mind an eye shadow color that’s simply to die for!”
>Cadence quickly clapped her hooves together “SHUT UP! I’ve been looking for something to cover these ugly eyelids of mine for like, forever! And oh! Oh! Oh! I know! Maybe we can try a karaoke night!”
>”It’ll be the most awesome ladies night ever!” Eris held Cadence’s frontal hooves
>”I know! I can’t wait!” Cadence joyfully nodded as she held Eris’ paw and talons too
>Then the two screeched a very high pitched “Eeeeeeee!” in unison… O-Ok… maybe they got a little too close…
>You cleared your throat and returned your attention to Thorax…
“I guess… I guess we have to say goodbye for now…”
>”Yeah… but before you go… I want to say something…” Thorax sighed heavily, some tears were forming on the corner of his eyes
>“Anon… I… this morning I was still in that cave… alone, starving… losing my mind little by little… but then something happened that I would have never expected… not in a million years, and especially not to somepony like me…“ Thorax placed his hoof on your shoulder “a colt… a prince came and told me that everything was alright, that I wasn’t alone anymore…”
>Thorax quickly wiped his tears, but his voice broke a little more “You really deserve that title…you have brought so much harmony and hope into my life… that’s why… that’s why I’m scared that you will be mad at me…”
>You shook your head and gave Thorax a hug… you could feel some tears running down your face too…
“Come on… why are you saying that? I’m not mad at you, it’s actually the exact opposite… you are getting a new life, you will be making new friends. I couldn’t be happier for you”
>”T-Thanks Anon!” Thorax hugged you a little tighter “I c-couldn’t have asked for a better friend!”
“Me neither…”

>>29932207
>The hug lasted for some time… until Aegia told you that it was time to go. Despite all the tears, you and Thorax said your last goodbyes and promised each other to write. After that…
>After that Cadence had to convince Twilight that your group needed to go back to Canterlot as soon as possible and that Eris’ magic was much more faster than any train… that alone was a task on itself, but Twilight ultimately agreed…
>And with a circular motion of Eris’ paw, you were back to your home in less than what it takes to blink…
>Huh… or that’s what you thought of… instead, you were inside of what it looked like a well-kept cellblock. Not as big as the prison though. This one was more like a big corridor with stairs on both ends.
>The ones behind you led up, while the ones in front of you led down… and you could see some sort of dim blue light coming from there…


That's it for today, I actualy have more but will post on a different update to keep tonal consistency. Hope that you guys liked it and please post, no matter how bad or terrible, its always appreciated.

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>>29932221
That was sweet stuff, and Spike and Anon's interaction amusing.

And now Eris Twilight Anon and Spike are out of place and adventure is on.

Meanwhile,
> allowing him to do as many friends as there are stars in your mom’s
Thorax had his hunger filled in many ways there in the crystal empire, but it would be a long time before Anon came to understand the reluctance Thorax expressed in leaving the empire that evening. The fancies of the tour of the empire promised to him by a very pregnant princess and Shining. The lewd delights and doing of so many friends. That night life in the empire's streets as the trio went slumming were a ribald experience Thorax would not soon forget.

>>29932386
PhD x Thorax remains as best ship

>>29932207
I fucking love Eris and Cadence interactions

>>29924500
Erf are you posting tonight?

>>29924500
>Discord left you to yourself soon after. Merely telling you to be more careful. He even hesitated leaving. But you told him you'd be ok and that you had to get to that star gazing thing.
>Just had to get your mind off of it. Chrysalis made her choice. If she wants to reconsider. She can mention it when you see her or her coming to you on her own time.
>You had to get back to your life.
>You couldn't waste it on someone who didn't want to be saved.
>Just ignore it...
>Of course, as you switch the dial to Ponyville. You also start to realize that you were never told where to meet. Was it Lyra's? Bonbon's? A particular spot?
>...fuck man. You wouldn't even know where to find Scootaloo.
>You could use the map. Wherever Scrappy was, Scootaloo had to be close by.
>So you hop through the portal. And then open your saddle bag to...
>"Anon, there you are!"
>GRDFHGHG
>You jump, startled and fall on your face as you let out a yelp.
>"Woah geez! Anon! Relax. I-it's just me."
>You slowly get up. wiping your face as you look behind yourself. seeing a giggling Scootaloo in a helmet. On her scooter.
"S-Scootaloo?"
>"Hehe. Yeah, it's me. Why do you seem so surprised?"
>Because she was just there
"How'd you know I'd be here? Also, that wasn't THAT funny"
>Scootaloo shrugged "I've seen you just show up here a few times. So I figured you'd be here if I wait. also, yes it was."
"It wasn't."
>"It was" Scootaloo said with a smirk.
"Really?"
>You weren't in the mood for this. But fuck, she's just a filly and the fact she's figured out your entrance point is pretty good. Just relax Anon. Think of something light hearted and funny.
"Well if you really th-HOLY CELESTIA WHAT IS THAT?!"
>You point behind her. But she doesn't buy it.
>"..Really Anon? That's like. Baby stuff."
>You just snort and look at her with narrowed eyes.
>"Aww, come on Anon. Can't you take a joke?" Scootaloo didn't think you'd react like this. She was only playing.
>You sigh and give up

>>29933355
"Yeah, I can take a joke. You better watch out next time Scoots. I might get ya!"
>"Yeah no, I don't think you will" Scootaloo seemed pretty sure of herself.
>You let out another snort.
"I'm the son of chaos. I can do whatever I want to you and you would NEVER see it coming."
>"yeah? Well, I'm Rainbow Dash's number one fan. And I've learned everything there is about dealing with ponies like you" Scootaloo lets out an arrogant chuckle.
"Yeah?"
>"Yeah"
"Alright, I needed something to get the ole mind processin' anyway"
>You drop your saddle bag to the ground. Staring intently at Scootaloo.
>"What huh? What are you doing Anon?"
"What's it look like? Challenging a future Wonderbolt to a spar. Whoever takes a good hit first loses. I wanna see if you can handle the bonafide Hero Colt"
>Scootaloo raises an eyebrow "Really? That's random. And we gotta get going. Lyra and Bonbon are already getting set up. I told em I'd go and get you."
"Oh? is that a translation for "Cluck cluck. Bugawk?" "
>Scootaloo narrowed her eyes at you "Are you calling me a chicken?"
"Maybe, when you gonna lay that egg?"
>She wanted to make fun of you? Fine, but you were sure. with all the experience you had. You could show her who was top dog. That you weren't to be taken lightly.
>"Fine" Scootaloo removed her helmet and put it down "Don't go crying to your dad saying you lost to a girl"
"Less cluckin', more hittin'"
>"Oh that's it! You're going down Anon!" Scootaloo started fluttering her wings angrily, and rushed right at you for an immediate take down.
>Dodging might not work. All you had to do was overpower her and take her down under you. And she'd be done.
>So you kick your hindlegs and push forward with a loud battlecry.
>All you had to do was time your tackle.
>Just time it.
>But as you both rush towards eachother. Something happens.

>>29933392
>Scootaloo goes too fast. And smashes right into your head.
>You barely felt it.
>But for her. She was holding her head. She was seeing stars. She walked backward, wobbling and tilting as she held her head. "O-ogh..t-too fast..T-too hard. W-what did I even hit?"
>Don't relent Anon! Don't RELENT!
>You dash over to her and...
>You almost threw her down in all actuality. But seeing her stunned. And realizing maybe you were being a tad too sensitive. You instead opt to just push her down gently. Either the fact she was a kid softened you up or that knock on the head cleared up a few thought synapses. Because this actually seemed like a good idea.
>"Omph..oohhh...wait..WAIT! OH NO!" Scootaloo realized what just happened.
>You...you won! YES! HOLY FUCK! YOU WON!
>Well..against foal..a girl...
>AHH WHO CARES. YOU WON! AND IT FELT GOOD!
"OH YEAH! The Hero Colt wins! What do you gotta say to that?"
>Scootaloo looked pretty sore about losing as she stood up. Rubbing her head. "Yeah yeah, so I messed up a little."
"Mhmm, ok. Whateveeeer you say. Wow, ain't so "cocky" anymore, eh Scoots?"
>"Ok ok, no more chicken jokes. I get it. I'm sorry" Scootaloo says with a defeated and aggravated sigh.
"Apology accepted. Now, lead on."
>You bow and extend your hoof to the side. Like a gentleman would.
>That really did feel pretty good.
>"It's over here." Scootaloo said as she put on her helmet and slowly pushed forward towards the outskirts of the town. Towards a grassy hill. "You're not going to tell anypony. Are you? I don't want Rainbow Dash knowing I lost a fight."
>Awww, her worrying like that was kinda cute. It made you feel just a little bad.
"I won't tell anypony. Besides, my aunt would get pretty angry if she found out I was fighting."
>"What? Fluttershy? I don't know about that" Scootaloo doubted Flutters ability to get angry.
"Oh trust me. Even if she doesn't show it. You can just feel that raw anger. So yep, mah muzzle? It's shut."

>>29933429
>"Thanks.." Scootaloo started to feel less tense. She calmed down.
>You were glad she didn't mention anything about your titanium cranium. You didn't need any cracks about your hard head.
>When you both entered the grass. Scootaloo propped her helmet and scooter to a tree and continued forward. Telling you it wasn't much further.
>After a few moments. you both arrived on a high hill. With a picnic set up with some soda drinks and sandwiches.
>Next to it was Bonbon working the Telescope as Lyra tried to tell her what to focus on.
>"Oh, Oh! Look at that one! Point the telescope on that one!" Lyra pointed to a particularly bright star.
>"Hold on Lyra, this takes time. I can't just point the Telescope to it. I have to find it on the viewfinder first." Bonbon responds, focusing on adjusting the telescope.
>"Oookk..." Lyra said impatiently as she gazed up into the sky, then sighed a lighthearted breath "It's pretty nice out to be honest."
>"Yeah, it is. We certainly got lucky the pegasi didn't decide to give us a cloudy night" Bonbon said a she continued adjusting.
>"Mhmm, oh!" Lyra noticed the both of you and waved "And the night is going to get better! We have a full team now!"
>"Hmm?" Bonbon turned around, and smiled at the both of you "Hey there you two."
>"Hey girls! How's it going!" Scootaloo waves with a happy grin on her face.
>"Oh." Bonbon goes back to adjusting the telescope "Almost done, going to get it pointing at the perfect spot and lock it in place"
"Do we even need a telescope really?"
>You looked up at the night sky. The stars were like beautiful jewels in the sky. Better than anything you ever saw on earth.
"Everything is so shiny and bright. It's already really pretty"
>"Yeah. But imagine how super pretty it'll be once Bonbon gets everything set. In the meantime. We got snacks while we wait!" Lyra takes a sandwich and begins to chowdown.
>"I am a little hungry" Scootaloo says as she sits and joins Lyra.
"Yeah, me too"

>>29933489
>And so the three, and soon. four of you sit down and have a snack. The telescope set up after a few moments.
>The small talk was kept to friendly level. Nobody mentioned Chrysalis. It was more on how everyone's day went and favorite snacks and friends and such. Pleasant and safe is the words you'd use to describe it.
>"I remember when I did this with my other friends. And Rainbow Dash was there too! It was soooo cool" Scootaloo said with a squee.
"This is my first real time just sitting out here relaxing and looking at the stars with friends. It's relaxing really. Makes any worries I have seem like a memory."
>"Well, that's the point. We're not here to worry about anything. We're here to keep each other company and look at the sky." Lyra says with a cheerful grin
>"That's right. Even busy ponies like myself need some R&R. And some soda" Bonbon takes a swig from her soda cup. "The telescope is ready by the way. If anypony wants to take a look see"
"I'll take look. Never seen a star up close before."
>You get up and take a look through the telescope.
>What you saw was truly wonderous. If you could describe it. It was like looking at Vegeta's Big Bang Attack up close and it not coming in to kill you.
>And it had a bunch of pretty shines coming off the side of it too. Bonbon did a great job positioning the telescope.
"Woah...it's...so beautiful."
>It made you feel.....serene.
>No wonder Luna wanted ponies to enjoy the night so much. It was so much better than Earth that it was unreal.
>"Isn't it?" Lyra lays back on the picnic blanket "I don't think I'd mind sleeping out here. The stars would be my night light."
>"Well, if you wanted that then one of us should have brought a tent." Bonbon chuckles.
>"I wouldn't mind. But I can't stay out too long." Scootaloo mentions.
"I could probably get away with it. Almost, I don't think my marefriend would like me cuddled up between two mares."

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>>29933531
>It was like looking at Vegeta's Big Bang Attack up close and it not coming in to kill you.
Jesus christ anon please, you're stargazing. No need to show your how much of a NEET you are

>>29933531
>Lyra looks at you with a cocky grin "Cuddled up between me and Bonbon huh? That's a weird thing to say, isn't it?"
>Shit...did you say that?
"I-er...um, it was a mistake?"
>Bonbon snickered "Was it? seemed really specific to me"
>Bonbon and Lyra have a giggle.
>"What's going on exactly? Things feel weird all of a sudden" Scootaloo didn't understand
"Nothing! Nothing at all! Moving on. Stars...thats what we're doing! Let's continue to look! yes! Let's do that!"
>Fuck, you had to watch your mouth. Though..who wouldn't want to be between a Lyra and Bonbon.
>"Yeah, let's just sit back and let the starlight do it's thing" Lyra said as she went back to relaxing.
>Wait...
"What did you say?"
>"Wha? I said, let's just sit back and let the starlight do it's thing..why?" Lyra found it odd that this needed repeating.
>Starlight.
>Star....Light.
>Ahh shit.
>Fuck!
>You utterly forgot that quite possibly. Starlight was in the Crystal Empire right now.
>And what's worse. She could have made a fuck up that shattered her entire world view.
>Or maybe that chump Sunburst fucked up.
>Fuck...FUCK.
>You know Starlight told you not to worry.
>But this was a cartoon pony. Prone to the sudden whims of plot contrivance.
>And what could you do? Well, right now. You were supposed to be enjoying this night with friends.
>But, you also had to protect Starlight. Which you could do with the portal door and horn.
"No reason. I just thought it was a beautiful thought"
>"Really? Awww, no wonder your marefriend likes you so much. You're really sweet on the inside" Lyra smiled as she went back and focused on the stars as Scootaloo looked through the telescope.
>"No shooting stars tonight. That's fine, with Rainbow Dash being a Wonderbolt now. She'll be able to train and become even faster than the fastest falling star ever!"
>Oh Scoots...

>>29933562
>Actually, reflecting on Chrysalis. It made you think of the term Friendship itself.
>It made you feel melancholic. Enough to ask a certain question.
"Hey, I got a question. For everypony actually."
>They all turn to face you. "Yeah?" All three say
"Do you think we'll be friends for a really long time?"
>"Really long time? That's a weird way of saying forever" Lyra says with a grin
"No, I'm serious. I like all my friends. You guys, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. Diamond..my Dad..others..y'know. That's why I want a serious answer. Especially with the age difference and all"
>"Again, that's a weird way of saaaaying forever" Lyra giggled
"C'mon, really? Do you think it'll last that long?"
>"Well, isn't that how it's supposed to be? I know even if I was an old mare. I'd be friends with every friend I made. And no matter how old Rainbow Dash gets. She'll ALWAYS be the best. So, yeah. Forever!" Scootaloo says with certainty.
>"You already know my answer. I couldn't imagine life without my bestie. Even when we fight, or even when it seems we hate each other. It never lasts. It just always comes down to an apology, some hugs, and then we have fun times again." Bonbon explains from her perspective.
>And that's how it's supposed to be.
>Isn't it Chrysalis?
>The rest of the night pretty much went on like this. Eating, drinking soda, laughing. Even you had a good time talking on lighter topics and regaling the group about your adventure in the alternate Equestria. Omitting a few things of course.

>>29933621
>Scootaloo mentioned what she knew and saw when it came to RD becoming a Wonderbolt. Apparently it wasn't as smooth as you thought'd it'd be.
>Lyra and Bonbon we're just being adorable as usual. Talking about more minor things like window shopping and such in Canterlot.
>You felt, for once in the rare times it happened. Happy, and the age your body represented.
>You really had nothing to worry about. Cept for Starlight. You still had to check on her when this was over.
>For Chrysalis? Well, you already made up your mind on that. and this solidified it. She'll have to understand the real friendship between you two eventually. She just had to.
>When things got late. All of you joined up for putting everything away.
>It really was a beautiful night.
>And you all got along. And left on such a good note. Scootaloo even mentioning that if she ever became as great as Rainbow Dash. She'd like you as a rival hero.
>...it was adorable.
>A rival in Scoots. Well, you felt so humbled that you told her that she was guaranteed to make the Wonderbolts one day. And the smile on her face was heart melting.
>And with goodbyes. And one soda in your possession. You poured it down and went home as everyone else went to leave.
>But the night
>It wasn't quite over yet.
>You had to make sure Starlight was ok.

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>>29933629
Thank you erf. Wasn't expecting an update.

>>29933392
C'mon erfanon
no need to fight
you're an adult in a colts body, remember?

Fuck you guys

>>29933429
Gee, Erf Anon's head is pretty op. Even heard a metal clang sound in my mind as I read that part.

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>>29932207
I want a girls night with eris and cadance that starts just like that and then gets progressively lewder until we get something like pic related

Boop