Satyr Abomination Thread #204: Easter Weekend Edition

>>29875236
Who the fuck sets up a chair in the middle of a flower field? Why is she wearing a bikini in spring and not near water? Who is this mysterious renegade?

>>29875236
I have no idea who those two are.

I get that you wanted to use that bun thing because it's Easter and all, but wouldn't it have been better to draw satyrs people actually know about doing Easter things instead of inbred bunnies?

>>29875335
Not inbred. These were by made by MT and are NOT part of "that" setting.

>>29875359
Oh. Can you tell me what MT's setting is again?

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>>29875433
MT didnt stay long so it wasnt hashed out that much but the basic premise is she works at a firm for a CEO anon, has a fug load of kids, and she will do whatever it takes to advance her position, make money, and secure a good standard of living for her kids.

>>29875640
I thought she was a prostitute working for the bunny empire.

>>29875640
Eeeh... I'm still going to stand by what I said. You should have used satyrs the majority actually knows about.

Now let's move on.

Would you join in on the tradition and hide easter eggs all over the house or town for your kids? Or just give a basket filled with candy to them right away?

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>>29875777
I dont recall anybody ever discussing that as one of her back stories. It was mostly just her working as a single mother in a corporate business setting.

There was talks of other anonymous bunnies in /sad/ about bun prostitution on behalf of the empire but she is not part of that canon at all.

>>29875640
>>29875803
I'm gonna guess that she is just another random nobody who appeared out of nowhere one day?

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>>29875803
From what I recall, that was the original setting these two buns were designed in. Both of them were prostitutes working for the same boss.
Maybe I just misinterpreted it. There were some short stories back then if I recall correctly.

>>29875841
No, not prostitutes.

>>29875891
I guess they were just non-prostitutes being banged by their boss then.

The only thing I feel like saying right now is: If her parent isn't a known character in Equestria, then why care about her?

>>29875800
>You should have used satyrs the majority actually knows about.
>You should have

The thread never agreed on doing any kind of theme or special pic for the thread. It would be nice if the thread engaged in conversations about what pic to use for the next thread or for a special occasion. Nobody in this thread is ever happy all at once so Im sure somebody is gonna find something to be upset about regardless of what gets posted. But nobody seems interested in ever talking about content, just nitpicking other peoples likes and topics.

>Eeeh... I'm still going to stand by what I said
Its your opinion but that doesnt make it law.

>Would you join in on the tradition and hide easter eggs all over the house or town for your kids? Or just give a basket filled with candy to them right away?
>Town
That would be one massive scavenger hunt. Could be orchestrated by the town and everyone can participate in it. Pegasus get eggs they can find in high places, earth ponies can look for them in nooks and crannies, and unicorns can check the inbetween areas like trees and ledges.

The better question is who would rake in the most eggs? And do they get a prize for doing so?

>>29875949
Because they're cute satyr OCs made by MT.

>>29876024
Whose Equestrian parents are..?

>>29876034
MT would have to answer that. Personally, I think they're just descended from Cottonball and "Great Father" Anon, just like most of the other bunny satyrs.

>>29876062
...So they are part of that retarded incest inbreeding headcanon after all?

>>29876081
>>29876062
just someone's headcanon. its unclear, so we can just hop along and talk about someone else's easter/anything else.

>>29876081
Yes, but they stopped that tradition many generations ago. These days, the "great father" is just a symbolic figurehead with very little political power. It's all ruled by the imperial high council now, including the breeding
program.

>>29876062
They aren't a part of that retarded headcanon. Literally one of the first posts this thread pointed this out.

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>>29876062
Great Father is tied to the cest empire and that alone triggers anons. Honestly the thread has had fun with OCs before like Yuzu even though her parent is technically not canon.

Satyr at this point in time is pretty loosey goosey with its canon and has come to mean "If it exists in Equestria and is even slightly probable it can be a satyr." Which I honestly dont mind. Its just simple fun.

>>29876108
>People always forget the "Everything is canon" rule
Its like they want to bitch endlessly

>>29876115
Until MT herself makes a statement on it, it's unspecified, but sure, they could just be the result of some other Anon or Femanon boinking random bunnies at some point.
It's all a matter of headcanon.

>>29876119
its just one of those things that people want to argue about. its better to just find something everyone can enjoy on this holiday weekend.

>>29876119
>Satyr at this point in time is pretty loosey goosey with its canon and has come to mean "If it exists in Equestria and is even slightly probable it can be a satyr." Which I honestly dont mind. Its just simple fun.
This.

>>29876132
She outright said she didn't want them involved in it. She made them so she could have rabbits that were not apart of it, but nooo, these retards have to try and take that.

>>29876173
Link to post?

>>29876178
Would have to go through desu to try and find it; you expect me to have that on my person at any given time?

>>29876194
This is the thread they were introduced in.
I haven't found any such statement yet.

http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7732512

Keep an eye on the thread for us. The board is moving way faster today.

>>29876223
/trash/ you idiot. They were born in /sad/ about a month ago. Maybe longer.

>>29876115
Then I guess you can answer who the Equestrian parent is?
>>29876119
>Honestly the thread has had fun with OCs before like Yuzu even though her parent is technically not canon
You wanna know the difference here?
1: Yuzu's mother is a sapient race.
2: She is not a part of a freaking inbred empire.

>>29876148
No. Screw you.
If we completely throw away the unwritten part that the Equestrian parent should be someone who is sapient and has a little history to them and a bloody name, then what the fuck makes this general any different from a plain furry OC general?

This Satyr General was made so people could fantasize about having kids with their waifus. If you take the ponies away, then what the hell do you have left? Something that's bound to be banned from /mlp/ sooner or later.

>>29876251
Yes, I just linked the exact /trash/ thread they were introduced in.

>>29876253
Angel bunny. You tell me that fucker isn't sapient. He clearly gets joy from messing with others and can know regret.

>>29876119
>Satyr at this point in time is pretty loosey goosey with its canon and has come to mean "If it exists in Equestria and is even slightly probable it can be a satyr." Which I honestly dont mind. Its just simple fun.
I remember a long time back, when /sad/ was new and thus not technically constrained to /mlp/, about whether or not to be inclusive towards half-human magicbabs from other settings, or one offs from no setting.
One dude even posted a pokesatyr.
That was an interesting time.

>>29876425
That isn't really any more or less the case now. It's just that most of the /sad/ regulars are from here.
I wouldn't have any objection to people posting non-/mlp/ satyrs in /sad/ - it just doesn't really happen very often.

>>29876253
>Then I guess you can answer who the Equestrian parent is?
A bunny and a human.

>>29876253
>1: Yuzu's mother is a sapient race.
Sapient: wise, or attempting to appear wise.
Angel Bunny has been shown to be very wise, aware and not just a dumb animal. Hence sapient. Therefore bunnies in equestria have the potential to be sapient and by your own rules is allowable to be used as a parent.

>2. She is not a part of a freaking inbred empire.
Neither as these buns, you're just projecting your own bias against any bun. So you're wrong here.

>If we completely throw away the unwritten part
>unwritten
So you admit there is no law here that states we cant do that? Ok good.

>then what the fuck makes this general any different from a plain furry OC general?
Because its primary purpose and still used oftenly to talk about satyr babies with our waifus. Just because people make satyr babies with non named creatures still in Equestria mind you, does not automatically make it a furry general you moron. They are still based off living creatures in Equestria. So its on topic.

>then what the hell do you have left?
Gryphones, Minotaurs, chimeras, etc.

>Something that's bound to be banned from /mlp/ sooner or later.
Nice concern trolling, its been on topic the entire time.

>>29876381
>Angel
These two
>>29875803
>>29875841
And this fuckhuge crowd
>>29875640
look nothing like Angel. The only thing they have in common are the ears, that's it.

>>29876453
>I wouldn't have any objection to people posting non-/mlp/ satyrs
And so it begins, the downfall of the satyr general...

>>29876487
>A bunny and a human.
Who, not what, you fucking retard.

>>29876490
Oh, so guess Yuzu's mom was a wild pony since we've never seen a sapient bat pony. Thank you Flutterbat.

>>29876510
Yuzu is in this same boat then.

>>29876533
DYEWTS?

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>>29876490
>And so it begins, the downfall of the satyr general...
>Cherry picking this hard so you can still keep stirring shit

>I wouldn't have any objection to people posting non-/mlp/ satyrs in /sad/ - it just doesn't really happen very often.
>in /sad/

>>29876562

Wasnt it confirmed canon that the bat ponies arent even real bats? And were just wearing fake wings?

>>29876580
Source?

>>29876533
>>29876560
>Who are Luna's and Nightmare Moon's guards?
Why don't you just do everyone a favor and leave so we don't have to endure your stupidity?

Stop responding.

>>29876630
This. Let's move on to something that doesn't involve any fucking inbreeding.

>>29876603
Could be pets. Like how Twilight wanted to use actual horses for their carriage. In season 1. Have you ever heard one speak?

>>29876580
What's stated on the backs of the toys' packaging is often highly dubious. After all, when was the last time we've seen say Applejack have a slumber party with Star Dreams?

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>>29876630
/sat/ is not your hugbox
people are having a normal discussion, stop being a baby and if you can't take it, go to /sad/ where everything is right all the time

>>29876685
>Could be pets
Sapient species only.
>Have you ever heard one speak?
Yes, and you are currently speaking like a retard.

>>29876726
>Sapient species only.

Read this >>29876487

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>>29876717
>stop being a baby and if you can't take it, go to /sad/ where everything is right all the time
This.

>>29876753
>>29876487
Create an OC rabbit, then we'll talk. Although I doubt it would change anything because
>OC bunny who can't talk
Who would even give a crap? This is /mlp/. People here mostly care about ponies, you retards.
Don't like it? Then go back to /d/.

So which satyrs celebrate Easter?

>>29876717
>>29876827
Crazy axe-maniac Darcy looks pretty sexy. Is there any more axe-Darcy art?

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>>29876898
You think Mera is an egg eating snake?
Hide a few normal, uncooked eggs just for her.

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>>29876924
Dont recall any besides those two.

>>29876939
Its a guilty pleasure for her. But those are more for snackage and not the yearly easter egg hunt. But she does have to fight the urge to eat those wonderful colorful eggs. Because she knows there is no yolky treat in there and just more dry confetti. She learned that the hard way.

>>29876924
>Is there any more axe-Darcy art?
I would love more art of any satyr being crazy.

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>>29876973
>being crazy
Man, this place is pretty crazy.

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>>29876969
Which is why I'd leave a few normie eggs out for her. Maybe put some little snake drawings on them to set them apart.

Snek looks so willy when they into egg eating.
>tfw yesterday my youtube suggestions randomly filled with cute sneks doing cute things.

>>29877195
Eating the egg with the shell still on?
How does it even digest that?
And for that matter, how does she shell not break from the pressure?

>>29877195
You get the cute snake suggestions too? I mean seriously, you search for "snakes in hats" one time and suddenly YouTube thinks that's all you want to watch.

>>29877195
>>29877318
>Barely related to MLP at all
Can you just fuck off?

>>29877318
It does break. The snakes have specially evolved vertebra that cracks the egg in their stomach, then they regurgitate the shell and digest the rest.

>>29877391
Clever.

>>29877195
Hmm, now I wonder if Mera is Kimmys secret weapon for egg finding. With her snek senses she zeroes in on the calcium confectionerys way before most other kids. They were truly the power team on the playground

>>29877434
Not improbable.

So Starlight and Trixie are friends, how would their kids' relationship be?

>>29878058
Personally I imagine Eden Equal to hate his mother & Trixie's kids to be enthusiastic students of their mother's showmanship.

They are bitter enemies.

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>>29878058
>Starlight
Eden Equal

>Trixie
Presto and Starburst

>Eden would be pretty friendly to both Star and Presto. Trixie could push her daughter to be on good terms with him and is excited at the possibility of maybe them becoming in laws. But wont overly push the shipping aspect.

>Presto may not entirely get along with him as I see him being something on the awkward side. Starburst enjoys when all three of them are together because the great Starlight Glimmer could teach them all a thing or two about magic and she has a deep respect for her.

>Eden would be pretty annoyed at having to hang out all the time but does like the occasional night out.

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What do you think Dionysus' relationship with his mother is like?

>>29878255
Nonexistent.

>>29878255
Drunk.

>>29878255
Maybe he's a little bitter about her giving him fetal alcohol disorder.

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>>29878255
Dohoho, we going way back with this one eh?

Could be a fun speculation project but right now I gotta be going.

>>29878310
I'm sure the thread will still be here when you come back.

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Not that I'm complaining, but what do the bunny satyrs have to do with the show? The horse ones make sense but a bunny isn't giving birth to a babby that will become a full size bunny/human satyr.

>>29878868
it was just something little funny that budded out way too far.

>>29878868
>but what do the bunny satyrs have to do with the show?
Barely anything at all.
>>29878875
This.

Really makes you wish there was a "sapient species only"-rule in the OP, doesn't it?

>>29878904
i wish it had stayed to a little silly one- or two-picture joke.
like the fruit bat satyr.

>>29878943
>fruit bat satyr
What's this?

>>29878949
Nothing.

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So unless people want to have a rehash of the shit show from before lets leave it where it lay and talk about content you actually want to see.

>>29878963
Man, Annie is such a sexy little thing.

>>29878963
>christmas
Jesus christ, let the year breathe!

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>>29878972
She is. But there is just something about her taller, and sensual older sister that I come to like. Do they have any easter plans?

>>29878972
No anon, it comes earlier every year

>>29878987
i cum earlier every year ;^)

>>29879005
That's generally not a good thing, my man.

>>29878868
Do you think AJ is acting harsh because Granny Smith isn't around anymore?

What if AJ secretly blames Cider for Granny passing away?
>Applejack gives birth to Cider
>Granny Smith's time just so happens to end at the same time
>AJ thinks Granny died from the shock of finding out that her granddaughter is a halfbreed

>>29879363
Is Cider older than Utah?

>>29879478
I think it went this order
>Darcy
>Cider
>Bucky
>Gala/Utah
>Lil' Mac

>>29879506
What about the Apple Bloom satyrs?

>>29879363
That puts into my head the dumb idea of "Granny Smith died when Cider was born 'cause she reincarnated into her."

>>29879514
Not him, but I agree with that his timeline.
So in that case, I'd say Cider's age if we're in a more youth permissive setting, and about Gala's if we have to wait till Bloom's a notfilly.

>>29879523
So Cider is actually Granny Smith reborn?

>>29880343
>"Teeny peeny!"

>>29879514
Don't exist.

Superhero time?
Reposting costume ideas from /sad/.

>Alright first one is Dawn. How I see her, she should be fairly majestic, but still have a childlike wonder considering my idea is that she would be the youngest of the Justice League analogue. Her costume takes inspiration from Captain Marvel and Stargirl. She should have Captain Marvel's cape style, a sun in the middle for her symbol. Her main costume should be clastic spandex. Her colors should be close to her mother's colors with the blue streak being the primary, and pink for the secondary. She should also be wearing a skirt with her pants. She should wear no mask much like Superman, she has nothing to hide and wants the transparency with the trust of the people of Equestria

>>29882411
>Next one is Pogo. I do see Pogo as a sort of goofball of the team, giving him the powers of stretching seemed fitting. He would also be the most horrifying to fight other than a few exceptions when he stops banter. The elasticity would also make him the most expressive of the group by far. As far as elastic powers go, they were the most popular during the golden age, so his costume should take inspiration from it. So he should wear something ridiculous that looks like he jumbled together such as a leotard, a large belt, like a wrestling belt, and either a pair of sunglasses or nothing hiding his face. He's another hero that wouldn't mind people seeing his face.

>>29882411
>>29882416
Why specifically super heroes? Not to bash or anything; just kinda feels like Syndrome's whole scheme. Since all the satyrs are technically "super"... etc?

>>29882483
How about simply costumes then? Young satyrs and fillies and colts are playing around and pretending to be heroes and villains?

>>29882483
Don't need powers to put on a silly costume & fight crime/Sure, they're pretty super, but we can make them superer.

Also, Power Ponies is a thing in-universe as a comic book so they'd definitely know of super heroes as a concept.

>>29884195
Haven't seen this before.

>>29885166
It was posted in /sad/ a week ago or so I think.

Easter is a time filled with chocolate eggs and candy. What would you do if your kid was allergic to chocolate products?

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>>29886029
Maybe look for some of those chocolate substitutes.
Or get gummies, hard candies and so on.

That said, it'd probably be a work week rather than a holiday in that house.

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>>29886029
You get them air heads and jelly beans
>Tfw you have described me

>>29886087
>Your child blames you for their allergy

>>29886029
>Allergic to chocolate

Fate forse than death.

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What is Starburst like?

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Speaking of Easter. Do you guys have any other traditions in your country or family that you would try to keep alive in Equestria?
Me, I'd try to celebrate Midsummer.
>Cheerful mood everywhere
>Lots of singing and silly dancing around a maypole with families and friends
>Delicious food
>Old-fashioned clothing if you like
I'm positive that the ponies would love it. Just imagine dancing with your wife and your little satyr kid outside on a sunny day.

>>29887301
I haven't seen a lot of her stuff, but I'd guess showboating & arrogant but in a more jovial, less rude, & friendly way than her mother.

I don't know.

>>29887309
I'd try to keep cajun food going if I could. Gumbo, jambalaya, etouffee, crawdads, boudin.
And lots of grilling.

Might be a bit meat heavy for poners, and would need some extra accommodation for them, but it'd certainly be something special for the kids to share with dad.

>>29887301
Ooh sfw edit! Nice!

>>29887301
I see her as the fashionable type, liking the showmanship and presentation. More into the stage and costume design side of putting on a show.

>>29887406
Is that anyone would have an interest in? Seems to be more demand for the other way around, though.

>>29887417
It's nice to have a safe version to post here as well.
Ideally we'd have sfw and nsfw versions of all good satyr pics.

>>29887417
Yeah, I'd be up for that. Love my lewd daughterus and all, but more SoL sorts of stuff is equally fun.

>>29887457
Any requests?

>>29887489
Yeah, just placed it in /sad/

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bump

>>29888646
Cute!

>>29888646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIOpmqm22A

>>29890187
>Cranky finds out that someone spiked his stepdaughter's glass of water

>>29890503
>"I'm sorry Mr. Cranky, it was my glass of Everfree she drank. I didnt realize how much it looked like water in the club. But we brought her back as soon as we found out."
>"Yeah Mr. C, she only flashed like 3 dudes, and she kept her bra on the entire time."

>>29890503
It's actually just a placebo effect. She thought her drink was spiked, though it wasn't, and now she's convinced herself that she should be drunk/drugged.

>>29890526
I like you.

>>29890532
I like this idea.

What if young Garret tried to give his little sister, Sapphire, a haircut in an attempt to make Rarity proud?

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>>29890706
If he did it without asking her permission, she'd cry and run to her dad for comfort then Garret would be forced to go out and buy his sister an apology gift using his own money after being told not to do things to people without asking them first.

Sapphire would punish him for it years later.

If she agreed because she thought they were playing hairdresser, their parents would lie and tell them that it looked great, but perhaps to leave it to the professionals in the future. Rarity would take Sapphire to get it fixed that same day.

Is it really that wrong to lie to your buns and tell them that it's an Easter tradition for them to hide and for you to have to find them, when really you're not even going to look for them and it was just an excuse to get them out of the house so you could nail your waifu?

>>29891116
>is it wrong to lie
yes

>>29891125
But what if you make it up to them later?

>>29890816
Which would lead to Garnet being forced into a dress (and weirdly looking good in it) before being pegged.

>>29891574
She uploads it to PoneHub as "skinny twink takes a pounding" as a reminder to never again touch her hair.

Is Sapphire the most classically beautiful satyr? I mean Darcy is attractive and gives off the motherly with a heart of gold vibe and Yuzu is too cute for words, but Sapphire is just gorgeous. I think it's her eyes in this pic >>29890816 that do it for me.

>>29892044
She's a high class bombshell, aside from her mangy-looking horselegs.

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>>29892044
>Is Sapphire the most classically beautiful satyr?
No. But she is pretty cute but she's too artificial imo.

>>29892044
Who are some of the more attractive looking satyrs? Boys and girls.

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>>29892108
Good genetics can do wonders, so Radiance would be a contender for the best looking guy I think.

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>>29892108
Im more of a fan of natural beauties. No make up, no fancy hair, just naturally cute. Prism is a top tier cutie, would waifu

>>29892108
I say the all of the Canterlot royals (Dawn, Radiance, Selena, Sirius, Blue Bonnet), the modelers (Cashmere and Lilium), the spa satyrs (Balneum and Voluptia), and Flutter and Rarity's children.

>>29892044
Honestly? If she were less "masculine" focused with the suits and dominant personality; yeah, she would own CLASSICAL beauty, no contest. But as it stands, she is more modern beautiful.

>>29892108
Ariana, Annie, Darcy, Broil, Buoy Belle.

>>29892826
>Ariana
>Literal freak tier satyr

>>29892826
>Ariana
>Buoy Belle
>Broil

>>29892840
A very sexy freak.

>>29892845
Why the one who created her didn't just give her a normal pony parent is a mystery.

>>29892872
That wouldn't make any sense. Then she'd just be a regular pony satyr.
She's a half-giant arimaspi satyr.

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By royal decree, henceforth any claims of there existing a satyr more beautiful, cute and sexy than her most resplendent royal highness, Princess Dawn, shall be punishable by up to and including twenty years imprisonment and/or a fine of 50,000 Bits

>>29892880
So the only reason you like her is because she's fetish fuel?

>>29892909
No, that's just an added bonus.

>>29892880
>>29892912
So you're a hipster who thinks pony satyrs are too mainstream?
No, but seriously now. I'm curious. Who was your favorite satyr when you first joined this general?

>>29892967
>So you're a hipster who thinks pony satyrs are too mainstream?
Nah, I like pony satyrs too.

>Who was your favorite satyr when you first joined this general?
Probably Hope, because she was the original satyr. I didn't really have any strong favorites for a while though.

>>29892882
I can see her looking like Mary Marvel when she gets older.

I finally thought of better costume colors. Have white as the main color and yellow as the secondary color. I'm thinking of maybe no cape or have her use magic where she can make her wings give the illusion of a cape. Instead of a sort of utility belt, she should just have a sash around her waist to break up the coloring. The sun should still be the symbol on her chest. Last things would be boots and gauntlets that are yellow. No gloves or masks. If not white as the main, then the blue in her mom's hair.

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>>29892882
I like fighter Dawn more than spoiled and stuck-up bitch Dawn.

Any requests?

>>29893447
Art or story?

>>29893455
Art, sorry. Should've specified.

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>>29893463
satyr-ize this

>>29893463
Dawn using heat vision.

>>29893463
Hope wearing a flower crown that has seven different flowers in them. Or Pogo pigging out on chocolate eggs.
Wait, how about something with Leaf? Roseluck being pissed and cursing the humans for bringing Easter to Equestria, because Leaf and some friends are tearing up her flower garden while searching for hidden eggs?

>>29893263
Agreed. I like to think that she's a bit stubborn and strong-willed, but not spoiled and stuck-up.

>>29893463
Ariana at a book signing after finally getting one of her works published.

>>29893447
Presto nailing (as in fucking) Starburst on the bed, with a look of happiness and pleasure on her face.

>>29893463
Any normal pony satyr dressing up as a bunny.

>>29893702
This is /sat/, not /sad/

>>29893463
>>29893702
Presto and Melody kissing each other.

>>29893713
I know. SFW requests are sometimes made in /sad/ as well. Just post it in the correct thread.

>>29893717
This

>>29893463
Lucha Darcy with a steel chair

>>29893702
>>29893717
seconding these with hyper scat and tubavore

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>>29893478

>>29894090
Cute!

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>>29893702
>>29893711
>>29893853
It's a secret to everybody.

>>29894090
I thought her eyes were bleeding for a second.

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>>29894140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVun3_CMto

>>29894138
Odd, but nice.

>>29894090
Has anyone ever tried eating cereals hot? Can't imagine it tastes good.

>>29894090
I feel like her heat vision needs some sort of sound effect.

>>29894138
>I've never seen
Keked pretty hard at that when I realized it was Melody

>>29894943
Oh, I get it now. "never seen".
Kek.

>>29893615
Who are the stronger willed?

>>29897088
>"It was funny the first couple a' times, sweetheart, now I'm worried to know where that finger's been."

>>29897088
>"To adventures!"

>>29897221
"To school you mean. It's a school day, young lady."

>>29895520
Lenora, but that may just be because of her pride bordering on arrogance.

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Misty commission from BABSCon. Here's hoping the guy scans it in.

>>29900926
A cute. Hope you're having fun!

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>>29900938
Well, BABSCon was over as of Sunday but yeah, I'm still groovin'

>>29900990
Thats cool.

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>>29875236
>Tonight we find Rory, Glimmer, and Thistle gathered around a collection of cape comics from the golden age to the late 80's, they find themselves lost in a world of epic, super powered heroics.

"So if you could have a super power, what would it be?" Thistle spoke up after she finished another issue of Spider-man.
>"I think I'd like super speed." Rory smiled. "Then I'd always be fast enough to be there for everyone. How about you, sis?"
>Glimmer scoffed. "This is a ridiculous question." She dismissed putting down an issue of Batman. "I would clearly want super intelligence. The better question is for the one who started this line of questioning: Thistle, what powers would you want?"
Thistle smiled brightly to her 'siblings'. "I'd want to be Superman! A beacon of hope, strong, and invincible against the evils of this world!" Her mood dampens. "A shame we don't have real super powers." She said picking up a stack of books three times her size and ten times her weight with a single hand.
>"A total bummer." Rory agreed, teleporting to the top shelves to unload the books Thistle was carrying.
>"Perhaps someday I'll think of something to simulate it at least." Glimmer agreed as she then used her telekinesis to sort more of the heave tomes.

>Through all this, Twilight, Spike, Anon, and Femanon listened in from the hallway and caught glimpses through the door, trying not to laugh.

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>>29901902
>Super Speed
>Rory has to deal with one the pettiest villain of all time, always trying to make his life miserable.
>The only way it could be worse if he had the villain with weaponized autism.

>>29902046
>"Do you remember that hard test your mother gave you that you flunked despite your studying? IT WAS ME, RORY! I WAS THAT TEST!"

>>29902200
>You remember when your family had hayburgers and you asked for no tomatoes, but you got double?
>I MADE THOSE HAYBURGERS, RORY! ME!

What kind of villains would some of the satyrs have? I think Utah would get western/pulp villains with some strange magic while Dawn would have things on the opposite end with something you would expect the Marvel family to go up against.

>>29902300
>Western
MAYBE UTAH WANTS THOSE CRAZY ANIMAL THEMED SPIDERMAN VILLAINS?! Maybe he's not into that western crap and actually just wants to have spider powers or any kind of animal powers?! QUIT PUTTING HIM IN THE PIDGEON HOLE.

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>>29902648
Are you okay anon? I was originally going to say pulp or noir style with someone like the Shadow, Batman, or Daredevil. All three provide grit, but also possible swashbuckling adventures.

Also
>Implying you can't have animal themed shit in western.
Having a laff m8

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>>29902300
>What kind of villains would some of the satyrs have?

Hahahah! Time to repost!

Utah:
>The Burro Bandito Brothers (A comical trio of three mule brothers who travel the frontiers, robbing trains, banks, nuns, boyscouts, girlscouts, BLUscouts, and more Not terribly competent but often set off bigger events)

>Texas Red (A young satyr of 24, has killed 20 experienced lawmen who have tried to take him down, and terrorized thousands)

>"Bad" Apple Wood (Disgraced member of the Apple family turned crimelord and conman, challenges Utah mentally with his conspiracies and backbiting. Never one to give a fair fight)

>Wendigo (Not an actual Wendigo, but a formerly banished Buffalo Shaman who has returned to seek revenge on the ponies who 'pushed his people aside' and his own tribesmen who exiled him. Uses freaky magic shit)

>Jack-in-Irons (Minotaur industrialist, politician, tycoon, and all of the corrupt variety. He's violated countless working laws and has been applying pressure on the political front too to get his way. Anytime Utah goes against this guy, he's the outlaw)

Thistle:
>Katie (Human transfer student. Typical stuck up, rich bitch. Thankfully held back because she is a bitch.)

>Fairest (bisexual satyr prettyboy who keeps stealing the attention of every guy (or girl) Thistle has interest in. Prone to his shirt inexplicably coming off. Often in trouble with teachers because of it, inexplicable access to unlimited, thornless roses)

>Dinkleberry (An earthpony who seemingly doesn't know Thistle exists and means her no harm, but a lot of his successes and avoided failures tend to come at Thistle's expense or push her down into second place. Considered Thistle's greatest enemy.)

>Tonbo (Frienemy. Often end up teaming up to tackle tough battles like a twenty page book report on Canterbury Tales.)

>>29903862
>15 years later
>Standing at the alter, Mudpie's still betting she'll chicken out.
>"I do. No homo."

>>29903896
Mudpie seems more like a fling to me. I have it where the two go out for a bit, but eventually break up and she gets married to Jay in the future.

>>29904282
Eh, don't care for that headcanon in the least. I'll stick with mine.

>>29904286
It's a nice head canon. To expand upon it; I imagine Thorn becomes either a private or public security officer and Mudpie is a secretary for a law firm. Mostly because I imagine both would look good in their respective uniforms.

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>>29902200
I can't even think of a satyr who could hate Rory enough to cause all of this.

In fact, Thawne hated Barry so much, that not only did he make his life miserable, but he made his own version of speed force so he didn't have to worry about fucking the timeline so he can continue doing it.

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Clean version of a doodle from way back.

Beach satyrs.

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>>29905440
>fluffy ears
>batyr boobs
>tan lines

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>>29905440
Yuzu uhh...borrowed...Asha's bikini.
That, or I'm just not creative at designing swimwear.

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>>29905440
fucking kek. also hot.

>>29905051
pretty much why every enemy >>29902888 is original except for Tonbo.

Speakingof nemesis...

Rory (and to a degree the entire Sparkle Family plus Hope):

>Alhazred (A mad Arabian Sorcerer armed with a book of forbidden magical knowledge, Rory first battled this lich on a family trip to Dubai where he plotted to summon a sandstorm to bury the entire city! In the end, he bested Twilight and Glimmer, but severely underestimated Rory and has sworn not to repeat that mistake.)

>Ray Gun (A pony scientist who detests magic in all it's forms and seeks to prove the supremacy of science! They ignore Rory's attempts to show they're two sides of the same coin and wants to capture Rory to study him a long series of cruel and likely irrelevant experiments with no control groups.)

>The Fox (A magical, multi-tailed fox who often appears only to Rory. She seems convinced there is a, ambiguous potential within him. She will often teach him what Twilight and Hope will not, giving Rory the power he needs to defeat another, but always at a cost.) "ALL YO YENS! YIP YIP!"

>Glimmer (Always brilliant, always the best, when Rory starts to catch up to her in some things, her pride doesn't always take it so well and she slips.
She makes a mistake that leaves her open to suggestions from other forces, and often will give rise to Rory's most difficult foe, both magically and emotionally)

>>29905619
I think the only two I have in mind that really fucking hate their heroes are Gale and Minos.

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>>29903896
>A few years after that
>Mudpie is looking down at a pregnancy test (magical lesbian babies)
>Positive
>Tears of joy as they pull eachother into a hug and shower eachother with kisses
>"No homo."
>"Still no homo."

>>29905619
A few more nemesis...

Sharpshot:

>Steel Wrecker (Raider boss Sharpshot assumed dead after kicking him into a pit of radioactive waste, only to arise as a ghoul!)

>Colonel Kurtz (Former NCR captain who abandoned the Republic to join Legion and later fell in with Talon Company)

>The Unlucky Dog (An annoying Dog that Sharpshot stumbled onto and discovered it's a massive luck stat penalty)

>Buffout (Addicted not just chemically, because one of Sharpshot's traits is Hoarder.)

>>29906124
She's a cutie. Would cum inside.

>>29906124
DAMN YOU EQUESTRIA! Magic lesbian and magic gay babies are not part of JESUS' plan!

>>29906124
>(magical lesbian babies)
No.

>>29905440
>Your daughter is catching almost everyone's eyes on the beach
>Colts, stallions, other satyrs, even a few ladies are staring at her
>What do you do?

>>29906660
Yes

>>29906774
Look at her over the rim of my sunglasses and give a slow nod

>>29906774
Put my arm around her and tell them she's already taken.

>>29906660
Jokes on them, there was secret in vitro. Thorn's pregnant too.

>>29906660
>>29906795
I guess it could happen with a magical dick spell powerful enough to create a temporary fully functioning dick with balls capable of producing sperm.
Something like that would required a high level wizard to cast though.

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>>29906808
magic cock magic is dangerous anon. Darcy found that out the hard way with her magic joke potions from Zecora. Prolonged and continuous use does make the dick more and more potent. And in her case permanent since she went well beyond the recommended use

Also, this is very /sad/esque talk. If you want continue there just toss it over. I love me some futa talk

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>>29906808
>>29906836
>Futa impregnation
Just stop or piss off.

>>29906836
>>29906808
>Not just an Anon with a syringe

>>29906862
>Syringe
>Not turkey baster

>>29906808
>>29906836
>>29906862
>Not just going for adoption or a sperm donor
>Must be as weird and fetishy as possible

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>>29906869

>>29906862
>>29906869
They'd still need sperm though.
Regular unmodified females don't produce sperm.

>>29906872
That wouldn't be lesbian pregnancy though.
Totally different topic.

But sure, they could do that too.

>>29906841
No

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>>29906778
maybe

I don't know.

>>29906660
>>29906411
>>29906795
>>29906808
>>29906836
>>29906841
>>29906872
>>29906889
>>29906944
Seriously, don't take it too seriously and focus on Satyrs.

>>29906774
>>29906785
>Your daughteru, unsure which slow nod that was, accidentally thinks it's the 'don't hold back' nod and begins to kung fu everyone within a thirty meter radius in an uncertain panick.

>>29906124
>Sharpshot
I like her. Wonder if anyone in the Fo:E general has ever made anything with a satyr?

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>>29906998
to be fair, the trickiest part with Sharpshot is just where she would fit in?

Is she wandering the Earth Wastelands or the Equestrian wastelands?

For me, I just have trouble getting into the whole Fallout: Equestria-verse period...

I build a lot of what I know with her off of TVtropes pages and what I know of Fallout.

And then there's the question of if her father is Anon, the Vault Dweller, the Chosen One, the Lone Wanderer, the Courier, or The Sole Survivor?

>>29906992
>kung fu everyone
That can't end well.
Try and explain what happened to the police when they arrive and hope they let your kid walk for now with a warning? Or quickly pack up and leave the beach with her?

>>29907080
>Is she wandering the Earth Wastelands or the Equestrian wastelands?
How about both?

Remember that stupid IDW comic "Reflections"? Yes, it was incredibly stupid, but let's not talk about the quality of it.
I was thinking about that idea they had in that comic about how two worlds might risk merging together if you fuck around too much with dimensional portals.

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>>29907847
Hmm, sounds interesting. Maybe Snarpshot's whole 'Main Story quest' is basically to prevent the worlds from colliding and subsequently destroying one another?

But what madman is pulling them closer together (or began to accidentally pull them together?)

I feel like this might be an interesting plot.

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>>29908026
>But what madman is pulling them closer together (or began to accidentally pull them together?)
Is it possible to say that a pony or something else found one of those magical mirrors - this one leading to the human universe, and brought more and more items from that place through the mirror back to the pony universe?
Bringing stuff from one universe to another where it did not belong was what would cause the merge to risk happening, if I remember correctly.

I wish the Fo:E thread was still around so I could ask them what they think of this idea, and if they have better ideas because I don't know much about Fo:E.

>>29908170
>I don't know much about Fo:E.
I found it's not really that exceptional. Has a lot of plot holes and the protagonist is a bit sue-y.