Explain how she isn't top cute.

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she doesnt have a thick horsie cock

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>>29865459
Untrue. Alicorns have aspects of all ponies. It would be silly for that to apply to the sub-species, but not the genders. All alicorns have thick made cocks, overflowing with lustful magical need.

>>29865381
Cuz she's top love, not cute.

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>>29865381

She is, but the "Hey Anon" spamming shitlords ruined everyone's opinion of her. Just like they're trying to do now with this horse.

>>29865692
Except Candyass isn't that bad and Glimshit is the shittiest shithorse.

>>29865381
Gradient wings. Cadance would be top unf if she didn't have those speshul OC highlights.

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>>29865381
But she is a top qt poner.

>>29865692
>this is what glimmershitters actually believe
Cadenceposting was a funny kind of shitposting here. Not even remotely as obnoxious as glimmerspam.
And at least it required a bit of fucking effort in deciding what to type after HI ANON, instead of just posting hurr durr masturboop xDDD
Plus Cadance didn't hijack the whole show and didn't steal the spotlight in every fucking episode she was in. She also isn't a deranged sociopath. No one had their opinions of her ruined, at least not this much.

>>29865381
Too many colours in her mane.

>>29865381
I want to suck her marecock

>>29869008
how big do you think she is?
being a lust goddess she's got to be pretty huge

>>29869014
She's a big mare

>>29865381
I wanna stick my wiener in her