This is some bomb ass tea, Anon

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>"Don't drink too much tea, Shiny, you have to save room for the peetzer!"

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>>29862565

>>29862565
>Cadence looks wistfully to the side, lost in thought, as Shining greedily slurps his drink.
>"Shining never has a second cup of tea at home..."

Later on, he's violently ill, complaining he never should have that second cup of tea...

C'mon, someone get this reference...

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>>29862575
>"You can never have too much bomb-ass tea, dear."

>>29862565
Thanks Shiny I put extra roofies in yours

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>>29863073
>"Thanks Anon. You always spoil me."

I know this is the hiatus, but damn!

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>"You have a bomb ass ass, Anon"

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>>29862902
Was it the fish?

>>29862565
>roleplaying
Delete this

>>29863258
Endless CYAOs are much better in your opinion?

Do people really put milk in their tea? It seems like it would be a bit heavy.

>>29863332
Brits do because they are degenerate.

>>29863332
Regular black tea? Yes, just a drop to take the bitter edge off. Tea, Earl Grey, hot, or those horrible fruity things? Don't be silly.

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>>29862565
That pony right there, he fucked your waifu.

The two of them got together, actually had fun and related to each other (something you could never do), and then they made sweet, sweet love. Imagine, if you will, that stallion atop your waifu, his cock thrusting in and out of her marehood as she moans his name, begging him to make her feel good in a way that only he can.

And you know what? He probably came inside too. Without a condom. You'd know how these cons worked if you ever got outside at all. She probably screamed his name as he rammed himself as far into her as he could, his hot seed spilling into her fertile, virgin womb.

That's right; she used to be a virgin. But not anymore. And you know the best part? She probably got pregnant. And she isn't the type to get an abortion. No, my noble ___fags, we all know she is to good for that. So she'll carry that foal to term instead, even without her boyfriend there to help her. And if you ever managed to meet her, if you somehow found a way to Equestria, she would never have you. Even dragging around a bastard child she would refuse your advances. She'd rather be a single mother then have the humiliation of being in a relationship with you. She'll never look at you with anything but contempt and disgust. You'll never be good enough for her.

>>29863439
Goddamnit, I fucked up the pasta.

>>29863230
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison, button?

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>>29863439
tl;dr

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>>29863439
Dumb poofposter

>>29863446
i think you've got bigger problems than 'failed to copy-paste a few paragraphs of text'

Japanese green tea is the healthiest thing I've ever tasted. By healthy I mean bitter and hard to swallow.

>>29863462
What consequences are there to shit-posting?

>>29863503
being a bad poster, i suppose; the state of having mental neurons and bandwidth connecting the 'saying naughty sex things about childrens' cartoon characters' to pleasure receptors in your brain, on purpose

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>>29863524
Yikes, I'd better watch out then. I don't want to sexualize an erotic, bodacious pony posterior.

>>29863332
Breakfast tea? Yes. Any other tea? Fuck off.

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>>29863332
I do sometimes. Depends on which kind of tea though.

>>29862565
Soo, tea thread? I started to really like it in the past years. Now I drink it every day. Celestia must have rubbed off on me.
Britbongs reveal your secrets pls.

Since the thread has been derailed to a tea thread, what's your favorite tea /mlp/?

Do you drink any calming tea? I think I take too much kratom so I need an alternative

>>29863821
>Britbongs reveal your secrets pls.

Teabag in mug.
Pour in boiling water.
Let it brew for a minute or two.
Milk.
Sugar if that's your thing.

Milk before water, you're a mong.
Tea that's called anything other than just 'tea', you're a tryhard prick.
Leave the bag in and I'll fucking do you.
Use a teapot and I'll kick it straight up your arse.

>>29863885
>Use a teapot and I'll kick it straight up your arse.

Tell this heresy to asians

>>29862565
I remember this thread and all the edits that came from it, but I forget how bomb as tea came from it, or why that comic got so much attention here. Can anyone explain?

>>29863898
"Ah ting tong ping pong you no use fucking tea pot you shitter"

>>29863902
if you post anything for long enough you win the game

>>29863459
This is unexpectedly hot.

>>29863885
>Teabag in mug.
>Pour in boiling water.
>Milk.
>Sugar if that's your thing.
Check.
>Let it brew for a minute or two.
Uh, I usually wait 4 minutes.
>Tea that's called anything other than just 'tea', you're a tryhard prick.
You mean like scented teas? I usually drink Twinings and they have a lot of those.
I've never done anything else in the mong list though, so I guess it's ok.

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>>29863387
This, sugar fags need to kill themselves though, just try a sweeter blend you dipshits, there's hundreds of different teas out there.

>>29863885
>Pour in boiling water.
I've found that leaving the kettle for about 10 seconds or so before pouring(As opposed to the instant it's boiled) brings out more of the tea's flavour

>Let it brew for a minute or two.
If you're in a hurry, gently stirring the bag can get the same result, but it's tricky to get right.
For the love of god do not fucking squeeze the bag to drain it, you might as well be taking a shit in your mug at that point.

>Milk before water, you're a mong.
Old people doing that should be excused, they likely developed the habit as low-quality mugs would crack if you poured the water in first.

>>29863199
>Shiny will never pee tea into your butt

>>29863885
As a fellow Brit i say that this is 100% how to make a tea

Nyet comrade, tea IS bomb!

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>>29862565
>"Phew! Your tea really stinks, Anon!"

Boy Howdy I sure do love Tea threaaaaads

>>29865647
>It was actually pee

>>29864331
>Shiny will never pee tea into your teepee

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Cold tea > Hot tea
This is fact.

Come for the memes, stay for the advice on how to make tea.

>>29866902
Want some advice? Drink real tea, not this yuropoor shit.

>>29864309
>sugar fags need to kill themselves though
fuck you i have a sugar addiction and i need my fix

>>29866367
deepest lore

>>29866884
i used to brew hot tea with honey and then i would chill it overnight in the fridge. it was really refreshing in the summer.

>>29862565
I have some bomb ass bombs th-

oh hey look at that the fuses are lit, wonder what that means?

tea fag here. never allow the water to boil. ever. never ever. and stop cocking tea up with milk and sweetener. drink it properly, hot. allow the brew to cool to room temp before adding ice, and then only to each glass for iced tea. never keep tea longer than 12 hours. lastly, stop using bags.

>>29867574
>>>/a/

>>29867574
Boiling kills some vitamins, strangely brits haven''t mentioned this yet

>>29863470
Like your future ?

>tea bags
You guys are fucking animals , you enjoy drinking stale shit ? Loose leaf or go home .

>>29867820
i lost my screencap. anyone have it?

>>29865647
>>29867820
You people have a problem.

>>29866997
>puts sugar in his tea
>blames sugar addiction
it's called being a fatass, anon

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>>29867886
Here you go.

Is it really that hard to use Derpibooru?

>>29862565
>>29862575
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS WEIRD "BOMB ASS TEA" AND "CADANCE HOLDING PEETZER" MEME SHIT FUCK

>>29867952
i forgot that derpibooru packs more than porn

How about I drink my tea however the fuck I feel like instead of how you condescending shitcunts say it should be

>>29868183
row row fight the powah

>>29868183
some peoples' autism manifests in picking heavy things up and putting them down again; other people get really really really into shaving; others hoard anime toy figurines so that their living hole looks like a warehouse, a temple to plastic crap.

the thread that links examples such as these is, bluntly, the special kind of mental illness that you can only get by staying in one room and sitting in front of a computer for sixteen hours a day every day. therefore you should enjoy your tea however you like it, knowing that some shut-in idiot has nothing else _but_ his precious One True Way of Making Tea to make him at all interesting.

>>29867922
except i'm a skeleton and i can eat literally anything i want without going up in weight. Suck my asshole anon i'm gonna put in 4 spoons of sugar in this tea and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>29867975
it's just our board culture shit anon
you need to lurk more, these threads are like every other day