Thr reason why the apples never hire any farmhands is because

>>29862016
>There are people here who would actually sleep with that
Really makes you think

>>29862016
>no hooves
>image.jpg
Pottery

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>>29862016
That's what I'm thinking as well, she completely drains them and they are useless for physical labor afterwards.

>>29862025
>muh autism

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>>29862016
>>29862080

>>29862086

>not corporate_samurai.gif

>>29862059
Would be easier to just hire a guy to fuck AJ.

>>29862488

Then AJ isn't doing anything else but fucking the help and nothing gets done.

>>29862506
Well no, she'll just fuck the living shit out of the guy hired to fuck her. In the meantime, the other guys can focus on work.

Although you'll have to hire a new "fucker" for AJ rather quickly because this cunt will either break the guy's legs or kill him from exhaustion.

>>29862059
Death by Snu-Snu via AppleJack's thighs.

>>29862525

>she won't just gangbang the lot to feed her lust

We're talking a girl strong enough to hump the entire school football team and probably maim two of them for life in the process before being sated. At least.

>>29862574
We're talking about worst girl on the crew.

There is no chance any guy will ever fuck her on his own will, AJ's family will have to pay the "fuck guy" they hire way more than the farm-labor guys.

>>29862603
that'd suck, falling for someone who was paid BY your family to sleep with you and maybe a couple of dates so you don't feel unwanted

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>>29862678
Well hey, better know a fake love than no love at all.
At least she won't die a virgin.

>>29862525
The Apples would be broke within a week with all the sex slaves they'd have to hire

>>29862875
The Apples are the masters of a fucking cartel mate. They've got more money than the royal "family".

>>29862018
they're called heterosexuals Anon

>>29862831
money can't buy to love, but it can rent it at a reasonable rate

>>29863167
Exactly.

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>Applejack will never seduce you in the barn
>Applejack will never crush your face with her thighs and drown you in pussyjuice

>>29863253
why did you have to remind me

>>29862541
Yep, that's my fetish now

>>29862603

She's got her issues, but...

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/350679/4/just-girls-talking-dirty/applejack-tries-to-get-laid

>>29862086
Damn that sword is so powerful it rips through space itself when he swings it.

>>29862086
that phone is very similar to my current phone

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>Don't hire farmhands
>Mac has to pick up the slack from AJ hanging out with her friends and saving the world
>Hire farmhands
>Mac has to pick up the slack from AJ fucking the farmhands all the time plus the times she has to go out as is

All work, no sex, and only one friend (Discord probably forgot that Mac exists already) Must hurt to be beaten by your little sister so bad in every category.

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>>29863253

>>29862016
>le ebin cuckmeme
Pathetic.

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Imagine those thighs wrapped around your body, forcing you to unload your seed into her and give her your babies

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>>29865092

>>29865092
>human

ya dun goofed

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>"Howdy cowboy. How bout you stop all that hard work you been doin an talk to me?"
>"Sure is nice an cool in this barn. On hot days like this I just like to strip down to my drawers and lay in a big pile of hay"

>>29865678
>"Sure feels nice with this cool breeze and comfy pile of hay. All spread out, bare, an' hot."
>"If only I had someone to lay down wi- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"Well, your clothes were already off and you seemed pretty hot and sweaty so I thought a nice ice-cold bucket of water might help you cool down."
>"I hate you."
"So I'm not getting a raise?"

>>29865880
"Sorry, didn't mean to get you all wet. Or did I?"

>>29865678
>>29865880
>There was then a long, comedic series of events wherein Applejack attempted to seduce the farmhand.
>The farmhand, however, was dumber than a bag of bricks.
>This eventually ended in rape.

>>29865678
>She has a fetish of teasing then fucking inexperienced city slicker boys.
>Seeing them blush and stutter makes her wet thinking about taking their innocence away.

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>>29866184
>"You ever been with a woman before, Anon?"
"W-well this one time, I held hands with one"

>>29866276
>"Don't worry sugarcube Ah don't bite. Unless ya want me to~"
"I-I um."
>This is her favorite part.

>>29866315
"I should go t-tend the fields"
>AJ moves closer to you
"You can tend MY fields"

>>29866382
>"Don't worry Ah'll show you the ropes. Boys like you are ripe as apples in the spring."
>Anon looks to his left and sees Big Mac giving him the death stare.
>"Big Mac, if you lay a finger on this boy I'll tell everyone what you do with Braeburn."
>"Now, where were we sug?"

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>>29863253

>thinking Granny wouldn't be eyeing you like a hawk

>>29866458
>Implying she isn't looking at you through a window saying;
>"Grrreeaatt-GGrraaannddkiiiiddsssss"

>>29866430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y4JwyjdY4E

Green when

"M-mommy"
>"Shhh, it's alright, ah'll be your mama"

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THICC

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God-tier apple (w)horse thread

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>>29865092
>AJ forcing you to breed her
muh dick

>>29866430
"W-we were about to-"
>She pulls herself in and softly cuts you off with gentle kiss.
>It lasted for space ages, you think.
>She cuts it off and pulls back, showing you her warm smile
>Aj grabs hold of your unresponsive hands and places them on her breasts
>"It's ok to touch me, sugercube. You want me, don'tcha? "
"Y-yes."
>"Then let yourself have me. Come on now"

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>>29868776

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>>29868776
Living on the family farm with no other men around makes Aj rather...restless

>>29870218
Especially when those city boys visit.

>>29866072
Fund it

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>>29870245
>you're a socially awkward loser from the city
>you are you
>you visit the countryside
>Applejack wants to show you how they "deal with them wimpy country boys around 'ere"
>rape

>>29870812
city boys*
fug

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>>29862016
>"Is there something wrong sugarcube? What are ya covering ther- oh mah stars, are you hard? Ya city boys sure get hot under the collar when ya see a lady walking about in her knickers~ so that's keeping ya up at this hour? Well what are ya waiting for then sug?"
>"Uh hon, that was an open invitation to choke one out ta me."
>"Woah there partner- You can slow down we got the whole night to ourselves."
>"Just imagine running your fingers around ma body. Playing with my soft breast and firm bottom."
>"Boy, that really gotcha going didn't it. Ya know I wouldn't mind if ya come here, pull down my cotten panties and put a babe in me by morning comes would ya like that?"
>"I wouldn't stop you at all, feeling your tip against my womb and let it pop~"
>"Big Mac wouldn't be happy knowing a city boy knocked up his sister so there is another place you can put it in~"

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>>29871723
Sweet christmas

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>>29865092
I can only imagine beacuse she's not real.

>>29873226
DELET

>>29862059
Applejack is meant for breeding

>>29862016
New episode bump.

Would Aj force you to lick her butt before getting down to business?

>>29875773
Only if ya want to sug.

>>29863253
Stop, this is making me depressed.

>>29875792
Y-yes ma'am, I want to

>>29871723
>Dat pic

https://youtu.be/Y-wVYOdFNDU?t=29

>>29871723
>You will never fill her cheeks with your spunk

>>29875573

Guys I really gotta know just which porn star resembles Applejack the most? I wanna masturbate to my waifu so badly tonight I'd appreciate it tons!

>Be farmhand working in the barn
>Applejack walks in
>She starts acting like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO2RBLeWYyg
Would you?

>>29877599
Of course! Asphyxiation is my fetish.

>>29877579

There's a pornstar named AJ Applegate out there. I forgot what she looks like though.

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>>29862059
>AJ wants to drain men of their precious bodily fluids.

Commy scum.

>slut who can't stop fucking every guy she meets
I don't know how anyone confuses Applejack for Rarity.

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>>29877829
>Rarity fucks men
Lol

>>29877618
Then get ready for those legs to wrap around your head

someone write about nympho AJ now

>>29878449
This

>Applejack invites you in for dinner
>You start feeling funny while you eat
>You pass out and wake up tied to Applejack's bed
>She's standing over you with her Apple butt right in your face
>"Rude city boy, you passed out before we got to dessert. How do you like looks of my sweet apple pie?"

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>Ey city boy, do these shorts make mah butt look big?

>>29878449
This. She can't get through the day without having her flower fertilized

>>29880455
>flower fertilized
it's pollinated

>>29877829
I want to be used by Appleslut

>>29880768

she wants you to shit in her vag, so therefore fertilized

>>29862016

I want to get a taste of that chocolate apple pie

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>"Shh-shh-shh."
>The freckled farmgirl places a slender yet firm finger on your stuttering lips
>She reaches to her side, picking up a cold, brown glass bottle. The remaining liquid sloshes in the bottle as she brings it to your lips
>Your mind flares as she removes her finger from your trembling lips and pokes at them with the chilled mouth and you instinctively seal it with your lips
>You see her smile at you and for some reason, your awkward ass smiles right back
>"Bottom's up, sugar..." She whispers
>Your body trembles with delight as the words roll off her tongue with a slow, southern drawl
>She lifts her hand and the bottle, the bubbling liquid sliding down the cool glass and splashing onto your tongue
>As it slips down your throat you take in the spiced flavor of apples and singing alcohol tickling your throat
>Apple cider
>Of course
>It wasn't any bullshit pisswater either. This was the hard shit
>You've been forced about half of the contents already and think it's best time to stop and take a breather
>You attempt to pull your mouth away but Applejack places a hand on your neck and squeezes her fingers gently while still feeling like she could crush your spine at a moments notice
>Ok you weren't taking a breather
>Your breath runs shorter and shorter as you reach the last few trickles of what remains in the bottle
>Applejack's smile widens as the last few drops fall onto your tongue
>At last, she removes the bottle from your lips and you splutter and cough like an old engine starting up
>The farm girl just chuckles at your misfortune and places a hand on your back, gifting you a few taps in consideration
>"Shh-shh-shh."
>And with that calm shushing, your body makes no further sounds, except for a pathetic meep
>You don't know if it's the hard booze you've just drunk dissipating in your system or the desperately balancing shots of blood running between your cheeks and your crotch, but you begin to feel light-headed

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>>29882835
>The barn around you becomes a blur of rustic colors, except for the large pile of golden hay that you lay on
>You can't even remember how you got here, laying here on the scratching hay, half a bottle of cider down, sweat beading on your brow and your white shirt being a few buttons loose
>The only thing you do know is that your boss, one of the hottest damn examples of natural beauty on this green earth, was laying beside you
>Completely in control of your every action
>You might not have fully realized it yet
>But deep down you 100% knew she had you right where she wanted you
>You're not sure what she wanted
>Sex
>Answers
>Your lunch money
>But she was going to pull it out of you
>And you are going to let her
>She moves towards you, her laying body inching ever so closer
>You watch her intently as she moves, your eyes stuck to her and her only
>Her body against yours now, a soft breast gently resting in contact with your elbow
>You could feel her breathing steadily as the mammary lifted up and gently fell back down again
>She shot you a smile, sickly sweet as always
>A twitch in her slender lips and a slight bearing of her pearly white teeth could charm a devil out of it's horns
>But for now it was just charming you
>"You ever been with a woman, Anon?" She whispers
>The question hits you off-guard and you stutter incomprehensibly before she laughs in that usual powerful and weighty way
>"Shh-shh-shh." Another shush halts your awkward stammer in its tracks as she inches toward you again, her breasts very apparent on your arm now as you maintain burning eye contact with her
>Your eyes lock with hers and time perceivably slows down, making you feel like you spent hours looking at her penetrating gaze
>A hand placed tight on your thigh breaks you from the furious eye-fucking
>Another meep leaves your lips and she giggles again
>"I like you city slicker sorts..." She reveals, gently traversing the area of your leg with her hand

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>>29883199
>You wanted to entertain her conversation so you open your mouth to ask of 'Why?'
>All that leaves your dry maw is a shaky wheeze
>She laughs, not a particularly cruel laugh but one that makes you curse yourself none the less
>"You wanna know why I like 'em?" She asked, correctly assuming that was your question
>You nod, a bit too awkwardly fast
>She tugs on your thigh, pulling it towards her across the large bed of hay as your other thigh instinctively does the same
>She rolls over your leg and lies between you outstretched limbs, her upper body propped up on a powerful set of biceps and rough elbows while her calloused hands held her chin up
"They like a rabbit in the headlights... Scared to death, but still damn cute." Her head craned downwards until her nose rested on a very obvious bulge caught dead center in the middle of your jeans
>Every single thought has left your brain as her hot breath heats the thick denim and makes your cock throb almost violently
>The throb of blood travels up Applejack's nose and makes her giggle dumbly
>She pulls herself back and stares down at the still throbbing mass in your pants
>After admiring it for a few hot seconds, she dips down and, to your surprise wraps her slim lips around the summit of your denim-clad bulge
>Even through the thick fabric you can feel a strong tongue dancing over the head of your hidden dick, spreading warm spittle over the rough fabric like butter on hot toast
>A groan escapes your lips, suppressed but still needy
>She smiles into your crotch, obviously happy that she finally drew a proper noise from your mouth
>After a few more laps at your head, she began to suck on what little she could through the denim pants
>Needless to say, ripples of pleasure bounced through every inch of your cock and you groaned again, even louder and needier than last time

>>29865092
I understand
>Anthro
But I love this fetish https://derpibooru.org/1010529?q=Applejack%2C+shining+armor%2C+anthro%2C+fluttershy&sd=desc&sf=created_at

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>>29883395
>She continues sucking and licking and you continue moaning and groaning, each flick of her tongue and subtle sip of you covered crotch raising your meek
>But it appeared Applejack was done playing games
>She lifted her mouth from your groin and leaned forward so her eyes were about level with your belly button
>Sh bore her teeth, shiny and straight and sunk them into the dull, black leather of your belt
>Slowly she pulled back, sliding the long leather strap from the loops of your jeans until only the metallic pin was left holding it in place
>A quick tug and the pin fell from the hole, leaving your belt disconnected and laying lazily on each side of your waist
>Next on her hit list was the metallic button perched high at the top of your jeans
>She bit down on the corner of denim and yanked the button from its hole, leaving it undone
>She snaked down an inch and clasped the metallic zipper betwixt her teeth, where she snaked down even further until it resided at the bottom of your fly
>She pulls back, all the securing on your trousers taken off with teeth alone
>Hell, if you had a deadbolt and padlock on your pants she'd probably chew it off
>She knelt forward and her hands traveled your thighs and reached the waist of your pesky pants
>You were going to hold a breath to prepare yourself for the reveal, but as you just thought of that, the horny Applejack hooked her fingers into your waistband of your underwear and pulled down both layers of clothing in one fell swoop
>Your very tender cock flopped upwards almost explosively and slapped your belly, flicking a few droplets of scolding pre-cum onto your chest, staining your starch white shirt
>You gasp a bit too dramatically and she, once again, giggles playfully
>Her eyelids droop and her green orbs stare up at you, shooting you a smoldering look
>You stare at your cock and then back at her then back down at your cock again
>It's a little above average but certainly nothing to write home about

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>>29883676
>Although the way she was eyeing it you would have thought it was a foot long
>She was certainly hungry for a little skin-on-skin contact and at the current moment, she would take any cock she could get her hands on
>It was strange, she was obviously desperate for a good fuck to the point where she would probably beg for it
>But she was still fully in control
>It was a scary kind of dominance that you don't want to upset
>So it's probably best you just let her do her thing
>Her thing was apparently keeping her mouth near your beating shaft, slowly cascading hot breaths from her parted lips
>She got down flat on her stomach and simply just admired the set of tense genitals that rested between your legs
>"That's a beautiful thing, y'know?" She smiled, looking up at you with her pair of freckle triads peaking in her cheeks
>You never thought you would have your hot boss referring to your cock as beautiful, but here you are
>You watched her eyes dart from your resting yet still rock hard cock to the balls that sagged between your thighs, sitting easy on a bed of hay
>She pressed her nose against the baby smooth patch of scrotum that sat just below your cock and inhaled deeply, sucking up every fiber of your musk through her nostrils
>"Damn..." She sighed in satisfaction as your apparent musk tickled her nerves
>You see goosebumps run up her exposed skin and goosebumps run up yours in response
>She presses her nose deeper into your plump nutsack, her nostrils practically being fucked by the sour yet apparently loveable aroma of your balls
>You didn't even know if girls did this in real life
>You just thought it was limited to doujinshis
>You shiver and mewl as a hot, wet pulp of flesh snakes over the curve of your balls and laps at the underside of you nutsack
>More pre-cum spews from the tips of your cock as Applejack's teasing tongue decimates your mind with pleasure

>>29882835
based writefag

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>>29884065
>You throw your head back on the hay as the loud, guttural sounds of your bosses ball-snorting and nut-lapping fills the empty barn
>You feel as if your about to bust a nut just from the ball teasing, but Applejack pulls away before your suspicions were confirmed, her tongue lolling out her mouth like a thirsty dog and a dopey smile on her face
>"Let's get you a lil' more comfortable, huh?" She purrs
>Two hands placed on your well tied work boots slip them off in seconds, catching your socks on the way off as well
>Next she pinches the cuffs of your loose jeans and tugs them clean off your legs, leaving your bottom half exposed
>She jumps forward and grabs the sides of your shirt, pulling them harshly and popping the remaining buttons, sending them skitting across the dirt floor of the barn as she slipped the white shirt off your arms
>You were completely nude now, at the mercy of the dominant woman now
>But she didn't look like she wanted to hurt you
>In fact, she looked like she wanted to please you
>She slips back down to crotch level and places a single thumb and forefinger on the base of your cock, lifting it straight into the air and letting a bead of cloudy pre-cum roll down the underside of your cock
>You watch as she opens her jaw wide, ready to engulf you
>You lay your head on the hay in anticipation
>...
>But alas, nothing happens
>You dart your head up and look down, only to be hit in the face by a large, leathery object
>You grab at it and hold it to the light, revealing it is Applejack's own dog-earred Stetson hat
>You look down at her and see that, yes, in fact, her head was bare and her ponytailed hair was on full display
>Your not sure if you had ever seen her without her signature headwear on before, but she certainly was a lovely sight to behold
>The way the sunbeams that shine through the wooden planks of the barn gleamed off her golden hair
>It almost distracted you from the cheeky grin plastered across her face

>>29864532
>forgetting the tank in your party exists
But then who is he going to get flanking bonus from

Hee hee, flanking

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>>29884236
>You were about to ask her what was the matter, but she cut you off before you could
>"You do it." She instructed you
>To do what, you weren't sure
>You were about to ask, but, of course, she cuts you off
>"Make me suck your cock... Take my mouth, put your cock in it and fuck it. Ya got it?" She sang seductively, her eyes and shining smile goading you to do so
>The way she looked at you implied dominance, but her word implied submission
>You had heard of power bottoms, but this chick could be in the middle of a gang rape and still be in charge
>You trembled at her words and she opened her mouth wide
>"And put the hat on, too." She purred the words but they still had the demanding nature of a drill sergeant's bark
>You nod and dropped the hat on your head, it resting lazily on your noggin as it was a little too big for your head
>"Alright cowboy... Go wild~" She sang, her mouth hanging lazily open
>You don't really have much of a choice at the current moment so you wrap a hand around the thick ponytail and place your other one on her left temple, securing a firm grip on her head
>With a pair of shaking arms, you pull her towards the tip of your cock and rest it against her hot, pillow-soft lips, a drop of pre-cum jumping up and landing on her top lip, which she very quickly laps up
>You poke into her maw, the head finally breaching her lips and sitting in the humid cavern
>She instinctively sealed the cock with her lips, driving you to delve deeper into her mouth where her tongue gladly met your head
>Much like it did when it was trapped in denim, Applejack's broad tongue danced and flailed over your head in between wrapping around you shaft or simply gaining a taste for your dick
>You moaned this time
>Not a manly moan either
>You sounded like a bitch in heat begging for release
>You kept Applejack there for minutes, letting her lap and suck at your cock like a fleshy lollipop all while maintaining burning eye contact with you, not even blinking once

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>about to go to work
>one more thread
I've made a deadly mistake.

It's hard being Southern and reading AJ greens/threads without cringing.

>>29862016
Applejack isn't a slut like Rarity. In fact, she's probably the least slutty out of all of the Mane Six.

>>29884818
Why is that, Anon?

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>>29884386
>However, you did notice one certain movement with her eyes
>A roll
>It appears she wasn't happy with her current treatment, maybe you were being a little bit too rough with her to start off
>That though goes to pot as she puts her own hand on the back of her head and proceeds to push her head all the way down on your crotch
>You gasp very loudly as you feel a hot gush of air tickle your pubs and the head of your cock breach her throat, resting just at the entrance of her gullet while her nose was firmly pressed into the nest of wirey pubes that sat above your member and your nuts were squeezed against her chin
>Your grip on her hair tightens until your fists are fully clenched and pulling hard on her golden strands all while she stared up at you with wide eyes
>She releases a muffled moan of what you assume is pleasure, although your consideration on whether it was painful was forgotten when you felt the hearty vibrations from her throat run all along your cock
>Your eyes roll backward, your entire bottom half jerks feverishly and you produce a sound you have never heard come out your own mouth
>To top it off you feel her tight lips smile around your base, obviously very satisfied
>Your eyes rolled back forward as you pull Applejack's head up once again, her tongue treating you lovingly as more and more of your wet cock is pulled from her
>You smile like a kid in a candy store at her and she returns an equally pleased smile, right before you bring her back down
>Her nose bumps against your pubes once again and you hear a sharp intake of breath, probably taking in more of your scent
>She begins to grind her own face against your crotch, the roughness of your pubic hair tickling her nose and making her giggle
>If the moan sent one ripple through your cock, the giggle sent a hot myriad of ripples slipping over every solid inch of your shaft

>>29878321
Was thinking more bout choking the life outta her til she came.

>>29884959
That's...disturbing

>>29884895
Not him but it's because Yankees write her like how the brain dead dudebros in redneck bar songs sing.

>>29884895
Everyone trying to immitate the accent, for starters. Either it's really poorly done or just a bunch of 'Ah's thrown in. Fapfic tier dialogue with said accent is even worse.

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>>29885003
This.

Oh my

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>>29883604
Obligatory
>anthro
But I'll throw you a bone, nothing's greater than leg-locking
>tfw can't find much pic related featuring AJ

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>>29884909
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>>29882835
for the love of apples give this man some (You)s

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>>29884909
>You opened your mouth to moan or groan or say something but all that came out was a whimpering breath as her tongue lashed at the thoroughly throbbing underside of your cock
>Your every limb jerks wildly as you reach an orgasmic crescendo
>Applejack, who had held a pair of keen eyes on you detected this not second before you knew it yourself
>With her power, she overrides your control over her head and pulls herself up so your head was standing at attention just past her teeth
>A strong hand wraps around your low hanging nutsack, wrapping around the scrotum and tugging in a downward motion, not so much that it's uncomfortable but noticeable and certainly pleasurable
>As her hand controls your nuts, the tip of her tongue tickles your glans and you grunt in relief
>A rope of white-hot cum rockets at the back of her throat, splattering over her small, red walls and dripping into her stomach
>Another rope shot off, this one losing some of the power of the first but making up for it in thickness
>A bit was lost to Applejack's belly but most of the fat rope landed squarely on her tongue, the farm girls eyes lighting up as the potent taste assaulted her taste buds
>Another rope landed with it, this one a bit off to the left, splattering against her molars
>And then another one
>And another one
>Another one
>Another one
>Another one
>Another one
>As if DJ Khaled himself was controlling your dick, you unleash a nut like none you have ever unleashed before
>Your head rested in the hay, spinning from the heavenly orgasm you just experienced
>All the while, your boss kept her lips sealed like a vacuum around the shaft, swirling the pool of cum in her mouth and gaining a fond taste for the thick man-cream
>After her little taster event was complete a loud gulp echoed through the barn and the small reservoir of seed that she had collected disappeared into her hungry stomach

Sorry, I took a break there. Probably won't be finished by the time I knock off but who knows?

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>>29886371
I demand moar

>>29862016

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>>29886371
>She hummed around your dick, causing a few wild bucks to jostle her head as her expert tongue kept working its magic
>She lowered her head once again, seemingly continuing the blowjob you had previously thought had ended
>But if her still lapping tongue and warm, wet confines of her maw were any indication, this suckjob was still very much occurring
>Your eyes roll over and your lips scrunch at the new levels of pleasure your post-orgasm cock was experiencing
>Holy shit
>Now all those 'nutted but she still suckin' memes make sense
>The ecstasy ebbing from your groin was somehow even more potent than her keen deepthroating earlier
>A little too potent actually
>The caved cheeks of your lover had become uncomfortable
>And your over-pleasured discomfort only increased as her tongue became wilder and her lips inched lower
>You let out a groan, not one signifying your enjoyment but rather the growing ache in your crotch
>Applejack, immediately after hearing the pathetic signal, pulled off, leaving your cock to flop once again against you naked belly, the thick layer of slobber giving off a wet slap as it landed
>Heavy breaths were expelled from Applejack's lungs while she wiped off the excess spit that ran down her chin
>She took her hands off you and sat back as you took in needy gasps for breath
>You were suprisingly shorter of breath than the woman who just had a cock parked in her throat
>Said woman now just sat back and eyed your sweating, nude form up and down with a strangely kind gaze
>"You better not get soft..." She smirked at you, a warm smirk paired with a peculiarly sexy threat
>You pick your head up and look at her a dizzy gaze
>"I ain't done with you yet. No, no, no... And if that cock of yours goes even a little bit soft, I'll make you regret it." She leaned in closer, regaining any dominance she had lost with her deepthroating efforts
>You just nodded dumbly as she talked and you listened intently

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>>29886807
>"You wanna know what happened to the last guy who got soft on me? Let's just say he ain't never gotten hard again after that." She chuckled deeply and sadistically
>Your eyes widened in response
>You don't even know what that meant but you definitely did not want to find out
>She started down at your cock which was now losing some of its chub much to her disappointment and your dread
>"Tsk, tsk, tsk... You're lookin' a lil' lazy there Anon. I don't appreciate laziness on my farm." She pouts, teasing you and threatening you simultaneously
>You were too petrified to even touch yourself and maintain your erection, just in case she ripped your nuts off or something
>All you can do is keep eye contact with her own ferocious orbs as every nerve in your brain screams at you to maintain hardness at all costs
>As if by magic, a powerful throb of blood waves through your cock, supplying it with some new found vigor
>The literal petrification produces a cock hard as steel and ready for round two, even if you yourself weren't mentally prepared for it
>Applejack's cheeks must be as sore as her other overworked muscles because she once again smiles at you
>"Good boy." She croons, patting your cock condescendingly like it was a dog's head
>"Alright... Strip me." She jumps on the bed of hay next to you, her legs outstretched and her arms arched above her head
>You roll over and stare at her, jaw slack and eyes wide
>She looked at you, still smiling but with a slight expectant inflection on her lips
>You definitely did not want to keep this lady waiting
>Your hand darts to the top turtleshell button of her denim shirt, but it is quickly slapped away, not harshly but playfully
>"Nuh-uh. You think I'm just gonna put on a big show for you when I pull those pants off ya and not expect you to return the favor. Get them teeth workin', boy." She leans her head back, cradling it in her own hands

>>29887161
That's gonna do it for tonight guys. If this thread's still knocking around tomorrow I'll finish this thing off. In the meantime you can find it here
https://pastebin.com/j4t3UpgD

>>29862016

>>29887178
You are doing the lord's work

>>29887161
fuck dude, ill be waiting

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>>29887178
Good stuff, anon
But please don't turn this into yet another general
If you must, continue your story on Applejack Thread

if you don't redirect this post five times to another board a ghost will kill you in your sleep

>>29888574
Good, I'll finally be free from this place.

>>29888574
Do it, end me

Appul

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>>29883604
>Rainbow Dash doing the Bateman

>>29862059
Laborer here. I frequently masturbate and do so every day when I wake up and before work. There is no such thing as being drained by sex and left unable to work.

>>29889114
Don't tell them that, you'll ruin their lame fantasy

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>>29889114
>>29889127
>Comparing masturbation to a sex marathon that would likely leave you with bruises.

Aj wouldn't need the farmhands if Applebloom didn't hog Big Mac for herself

>>29862016

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>>29887161
>With her eyes shut you were left to your own devices
>Just you and a smoking hot woman laying in front of you, an ever so subtle gleam of sweat on her golden tanned body
>You guess a bit of follow-the-leader needed to be done
>You reposition yourself in between her legs, your eyes traveling up the magnificently formed limbs of hers
>They were decorated with powerful sets of muscles that jutted out smoothly all across them
>What was most attention-grabbing were her thighs
>If thick thighs saved lives then these bastards could win Humanitarian of the Year
>The muscular definition ran like canyons up her legs, probably formed from years of her signature style of collecting apples
>Some powerful quads must be needed to send enough tremors to knock every apple from a twenty-five-foot tree
>Needless to say you didn't want to stay in between theses trash compactors of legs for long
>You duck down and examine her legwear
>Daisy Dukes
>Of course
>Best to start off with the belt, much like she did with you
>You dip your head to the buckle of her worn, woven leather belt and bite down on one of the weathered strands of hide
>You begin to pull, your jaw not as strong as your lovers so it's a lot less smooth than when she stripped you
>Your head is halted briefly by each individual belt loop of her shorts but eventually you free the remaining section of belt and, with one last tug, the pin clink with the buckle and the belt is off
>Applejack, obviously aware that the tight leather band is removed, sighed contently
>You release a shaky breath and bite down on the small tab of denim near her top button
>You tug quite awkwardly on the button, popping it through the hole in one
>Little did you know that instead of the traditional zipper, her fly was comprised of yet more buttons
>The harsh yank didn't stop, popping each button going down her fly until the jean shorts were fully undone
>You hear a giggle come from up top as you open up the dukes much like you would a book

>>29889428
You don't understand how vigorously I masturbate.

>>29870218
>Errr... Thanks for the cider and all but I'm involved with someone right now flim.
What?! Who? It's that city boy Anon isn't it?
>Erryup.
But he's never done a hard day's work in his life!
>I can tell you haven't seen his hands. He's a perfect mix flim. All the muscle and grit of a country man with all the smarts of a Lily livered book learning city boy. Yep gonna make a lot of kids with that guy
You mean you've already been...
>Yup sorry flim. I'm sure there's other girls out there for ya.
What's he got that I don't?
>A foot long cock for starters.
What?!!!!!
>Flim I gave you a chance and ya failed to impress.
It was cold that day!!
>Mmmhmmm, whelp it's been fun flim. But I'd better get back to the farm.
.....

I could write more if anyone's interested

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Welcome to bump town

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>>29890848
>Your eyes grow wide in wonder as you gaze upon the stubbly pubic mound within
>Of course she wasn't wearing underwear
>You slip a couple of intrepid fingers underneath her waistband and slowly pull down
>You notice a thin line of pale skin running horizontally along her hips and culminating above her pussy
>The tanlines contrast well with her syrup colored and freckled skin
>Although you weren't really focused on that, rather the pair of skimpy denim short shorts that were slowly sliding down her thick thighs
>It's at this point you notice a slim, dark, damp patch on the crotch of her daisy dukes
>Holy shit
>Did you do that to her
>You pull the dukes down further, hoping to see the source of this sweet wet patch
>You were greeted with a sweet, hot mess of a pussy
>A pair of slim, dark pussy lips already dripping with arousal, adorned with an a adorable clitoris perched atop the delectable looking pussy
>You pull the jeans down further, a few strings of juice clinging to the rough texture of the shorts and creating delicate little bridges which you happily snapped as you pulled the legwear past her knees
>As you drag the jean shorts down, you are stopped at her ankles by a pair of heavily worn steel-toed work boots
>Luckily, with a little tug, both the boots slipped off with little resistance
>You pluck the dukes from her feet, leaving her laying there completely bottomless
>She spreads her legs, just ever so slightly and your breath becomes trapped within your throat
>You notice a slight gleam on her crotch as you once again climb up her body
>You dip your fingers into her denim shirt, firmly planting your digits in the spaces between the buttons
>You gasp quite girlishly as one of your knuckles grazes the soft flesh of her tit
>You look up at her, seeking some sort of verbal approval but she's still smiling, eyes shut and expecting you to work

>All this lewd no hooves bullshit
You're leaving me flaccid here.

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>>29892078
>You pull both sides of her shirt apart, bursting each button from its hole, slowly revealing more and more skin until her entire chest was bare to you
>Her breasts, while not that large were still quite impressively sized to the point where they naturally sagged to the sides
>And good lord those abs
>You watch a single bead of sweat run down the small muscular crevice of her very apparent and very hard sixpack
>You can't help but admire every single orange freckle surrounding the thick dark nipples while your hands pull the thin denim garment off her arms and throw it to the side
>You take a knee backward and admire what lies before you
>You had eyed her incredible well-defined curves from afar, but when up close they were at least ten times cock-hardening
>You could spend days documenting every little muscle fiber that flexed or skin that shone but you were currently focused on her shining smile
>"Don't you look like the fox that got into the chicken coop." She crooned, ending her sentence with a smirk and a giggle
>"C'mon then..." She hounded you with her words, obviously a little impatient after all this time of teasing and foreplay
>You simply shrug at her, not quite knowing what to do with the smorgasbord of delicious curves of flesh in front of you
>"God darnit. Fuck me, ya idiot." She huffed at you, moving her upper body and positioning herself on her elbows
>She was forward with her request, not an ounce of bullshit in her words
>Her legs cracked open, stretching to near right angles and revealing the sticky snatch once again
>You crawl up to her like a scolded puppy dog and kneel between her legs, your cock hanging over her pussy
>The magnitude of heat radiating from her obviously agitated vagina was immense, even when you were hovering just above it
>You leant over her, outstretching your arms and keeping yourself lingering over her deeply breathing form

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>>29892481
>She grabs your wrist for what you think is reassurance but that suspicion is quickly neutralized when she pulls them to the side, letting you fall abruptly to her chest
>The rearranging of your body results in the aching head of your cock poking at the velvety folds of her pussy
>You squeak as you feel her soft breasts slide against your sweaty chest and a few little drops of her scolding-hot dew tickle your dick-head
>"C'mon... Give it to me." She whispers quite airily
>She had given up on her dominant voice or her friendly voice and had just set herself on seductress, enticing you with her words and making you push past her supple creases of flesh and into her vagina proper
>The pillowy, tight canal takes you immediately, searing warmth and a vice-like grip basically fucking your mind with endorphins
>You were so caught up in the new-found ecstasy that surrounded your shaft you didn't even notice the abundance of wetness making you slip in even further until you were fully delved into her intoxicating nethers
>Applejack moans a long and deep moan, while you make quite an embarrassing noise that sounds like you just used the best Q-Tip ever
>Applejack slaps her hand down on your shoulder blades and pushes you with her rough fingertips
>Your chests squeeze even closer together and you open your eyes, surprised to see her staring right back at you
>You were barely centimeters away, her shallow breaths surrounding your hearing and gentle scents of...
>Yep
>Apples filling your nostrils
>Her firm fingertips slide you down with a slight push, bearing some inches of your cock to the comparatively chilly air around it
>The chill rocked you to your core with an uncomfortable shiver, so you instinctively pump back into the comforting warmth like you were a scared pup retreating into its mother's embrace
>She smirks at you as you whimper and pushes you back out once again, leaving even more of your cock exposed

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>>29892756
>You slide back in as a muffled moan breaches her pursed lips
>She repeats the action again and you slide right back into her embrace
>You knew what she was doing
>Pushing you out just so you could push right back
>She was using you like a fuck-puppet
>And you were wholly willing to let her
>She didn;t have to push you out the fourth time, but she kept her digits on you anyway, just to let you know she was there, watching your every move
>As if her wide eyes weren't enough already
>As you kept pumping into her inviting pussy, she groaned
>Not like a pornstar but much subtle, deeper and throatier moans
>Which was damn hot to hear, even if she was faking it
>You released your own little series of mewls as her cunt pulsates around your also flexing shaft, making your cock feel like a beating hearts, living and breathing at it's most sensitive
>You crave the feeling like an addiction, doing anything to feed yourself more of the pleasure
>So naturally you speed up and add a little bit more power into your hips
>Not too much though
>You didn't want to do much without her explicit orders
>Applejack coos in surprise at your adventurousness and ruffles your hair as a reward, something that you greatly appreciate
>The overabundance of wetness coming from her slick twat leaks out over her and more importantly, you
>Obscene wet slaps fill the space of the barn along with the quieter moans and grunts coming from both of you
>You're not sure if your minds drunk in pleasure but you can feel Applejack's walls bear down on you, growing and tighter with each stroke you throw into her
>Your cock is unbearably sensitive now
>Every ripple in her canal makes you clench your eyes so hard you end up seeing stars
>You can no longer be accountable to the awkward fumbles of noises that come out of your mouth
>But you can be responsible for every quiver that runs through Applejack's firm muscles and the moans that escape her lips

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>>29892914
>You had slowly been escalating you thrusts in power and speed until you're supplying her with a soft pounding
>Which she greatly appreciates and sends you signals of your success in the form of needy moans or even breathless gasps
>When you feel your cock slip and slap a small, pillow patch of pink pussy, she croons loudly and happily
>The hands that had previously been resting on your shoulders fell to the hay
>Her eyes closed lazily and her mouth was left agape as she craned her head back and fell into orgasm, an elongated moan signifying her satisfaction
>Although you could feel the satisfaction around your dick
>It was like she took her hands to it and began ringing it out like a moist towel, trying to drain you for every drop of cum that remained in your balls
>A new was of sweet nectar spread across your cock but even with it, you couldn't move a single millimeter it was that tight
>Your mind was mush, fucked to shit by the pussy that you were stuck in, but one thing was still clear
>You were right on the cusp of orgasm
>Suddenly, at the most important time, you remembered you were not wearing a condom
>You attempt to pull out before the pussy milks you but you feel something on your back
>A pair of firm calves, crossed and not allowing you exit
>Actually, they were pushing you back in
>Aggresivly so
>You were thinking that you could fight them and unload on her abs, but that was before the thighs came into play
>You felt them on your waist, the dense hunks of meat and muscle squeezing you, pulling you in even further
>You were balls deep in your lover's cunt, but they were still pulling you in
>Every muscle below her waist was committed to not letting you pull out
>You look up to Applejack, eyes still closed in bliss, for a sign
>"Inside..." She whispers, content and delicate
>You groan shakily as the word alone sends you overboard
>Your balls clench and your cock beats, your seed launching itself through your hard shaft and into her cunt

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>>29890960
>Ntr
Filth

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>>29893023
>The searing spunk splatters against her cervix, an unknown amount of thick ropes firing at her womb and slowly filling her deepest crevices
>Your balls empty themselves in her, cumming until she was giggling from the warmth seeping into her
>Her legs keep you still, never letting you pull out
>Your not sure if you stop cumming before you pass out or after, but you are 100% sure you passed out
>
>Your heavy eyelids pull themselves open, revealing the wooden roof of the barn above
>You crane your head up, looking down to see that you are still fully nude
>A sticky and well-used cock lay idly between your thighs
>"Howdy..." A voice rings off to the side
>You look over to the source, finding an equally nude Applejack sitting cross-legged and enjoying a post-coital cigarette
>"You were out for a long time. Didn't think I would fuck you that good." She chuckled, still quipping after you had been so surprisingly intimate
>"So... You were pretty good. Y'know, for a virgin an' all." She confessed to you
>You weren't sure if you were ever going to hear those words, but here you are
>You just nod, too worn to say anything
>You look at the door of the barn and notice the shine of the light meaning it's nearing the evening
>You weren't sure what to do now
>Do you say thanks?
>Do you offer her on a date?
>Do you say sorry?
>Do you just leave?
>It was something you had never done before so going somewhere from here was difficult
>Luckily, Applejack was getting there before you
>"Going home now?" She asks
>It probably was best to let this whole ordeal stew for a little bit
>You nod, but before you can even complete it, she laughs
>"No you ain't." She snickers
>You look at her, worriedly
>"No... You and I are gonna go to my room... And fuck again. And then again. And then again after that. And then after that... And then probably again after that... Basically, until I get bored." She informed you
>"Sound good?"
>There's only one thing you can say
"Yes, ma'am."

>>29893164
Can be found her in its entirety:
https://pastebin.com/j4t3UpgD
Good thread lads, should do it again sometime

>>29893023
>>29893164
Oh lawdy, there aren't enough AJ lewd greens. Good job anon.

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>>29893164
>ywn wake up besides a half naked Applejack in a comfy snowy winter morning
>ywn joke around and laugh as you wrap yourselves in your warmest winter clothes to go out
>ywn help AJ shovel the snow out of her front door before breakfast
>ywn ruffle Apple Blooms as you eat a toast with ham while AJ tells her to stop hugging your leg every time you come over
>ywn borrow Big Mac's car keys and drive AJ over to town, refill the gas on the way there and buy milk and some bread
>ywn stop over and go to your apartment with AJ, help her choose a couple of DVD movies
>ywn stop arguing about movies and settle for the chihiro movie for the 4th time this month, cuddle on the sofa and watch in silence
>ywn take AJ out to lunch, and have her roll her eyes at everything you propose. "Too fancy, sugarcube"
>ywn talk about life, stuff, apples and nothing at all while you eat a burrito on a park bench
>ywn let her drive you home, even if you both know shes an awful driver
>ywn put on your only slow jazz vynil as you prepare some dinner
>ywn get playfully called a posh by Applejack as she rolls up her sleeves and helps you with dinner
>ywn have dinner to the smooth sound of songs you dont even know, looking in eachothers eyes
>ywn carry AJ on your arms to your room, as she laughs and punches you softly, demanding to be put down
>ywn hang AJ's hat on the doorknob, just in case your roomate decides to come home at the most innapropiate moment
>ywn wake up besides a half naked Applejack in a comfy not-so-snoey winter morning
End it

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Bumping for appul pussy

>>29893164

>she'll never tell you that she fucks every cock she can find because she's hoping one, any one of them will beat what the doctor said about the only field that's barren in Sweet Apple Acres
>her womb
>not that she's not having fun trying, but on the inside she's as desperate as she seems dominating
>you will never be the live bullet in Applejack's game of Russian Fertility Roulette

>>29890960
>ntr
I like it. Keep going.

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>>29894594
Fuck man

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This thread is LOOD

I approve, carry on

>>29890960
AJ? its Flim. Granny Smith said youd be in the barn. I had some free time so id thought id.....

> *giggle* gee Anon you sure know how to make a girl melt in your hands~

*whisper* AJ? whats she doing with Anon........By the streak in my hair. who the hell does he think he is!!

>Yeah.. lick right there. Oh god can you make my toes curl~

I can make your toes curl too AJ.....

>Ok easy there green man you i cant take the whole- AH AH! Dangit Anon you trying to break my dang pelvis?! I aint going anywhere, take your time with that dang thing you got down there.

Im at least the same size as him AJJJJJJJJJJ why wont you give been another chance?

> oh oh oh my stars! POP IN MY APPLE CORE!

OK THATS ENOUGH!!!

>Flim?! get outta here i aint decent dang it.

AJ HOW CAN YOU ROLL IN THE HAY WITH SOME WHITE COLLAR TOWNIE?!

> Who i have my fun with is none of your business Flim. And besides Anon's my man, there's nothing wrong with what we're doing

BUT HE'S A CITY BOY!

>Flim now im warning ya. youre making cock go soft. And if you ruin my good time i'll tell Big Mac you've been peeping on me!

WHAT? I NE--

> I found the camera yea idgit now BEAT IT!

TH--- THIS AINT OVER CITY BOY!

> Sorry about that baby. Sometimes ex'sw cant let things go. Now lets say i wake up your friend with my patented apple buns bombardment~

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Dang AJ why cant she see nothing good will come from messing with those city folk.Why if Big Mac knew.......................yea......If big Mac knew ehehehehehehehehehe

>>29894594
>You'll never wake up with her crying into your chest.
>You'll never ask her what's wrong.
>She'll never look up at you smiling.
>She'll never tell you she's pregnant.
>You'll never raise a family together.
>You'll never never know that it was all because you happened to be the 'lucky' one.
>You'll never know that it didn't matter to her anyway.

>>29895010

>>29895523
Dude what the fuck

>>29895523
We need more Flim getting cucked

>She will never let you do butt stuff with her

>>29895523
BIG MAC BIG MASC BIG MAC!!
>yup
You won't believe what I just saw. AJ and that Anon feller were having relations in the apple barn!
>uh huh
Well? Aren't ya gonna go ring the green boys neck?
>nope
Well WHY?
>Well AJ really seems fond of the old boy and ever since he can along the farms finance's have been getting better. That boy really knows his math.
But what about braeburn? Y'all don't need Anon iffen yer cousins around. Hey, where is he anyway? You two are like glue to the hips when he's in town.
>He's around somewhere probably eating some breakfast. Boy loves his sausage.
He he well yea your farm does have some healthy hogs
>that it does.
But Big Mac don't you think that city boy is gonna vcause problems in the long run?
>Nope. I see what your doing Flim and I don't like it. AJ is happy with Anon and so am I. You need to accept that and move on.
I show ya I SHOW YOU ALL
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*gulp* eating sausage...really
>well you do know how to make mine disappear.
Youre an ass Mac
>yep

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Dose the green have to be the Apple's?

I'm more of a Pie man myself.

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>Applejack will never force you to breed her

STOP SPAMMING OFF-TOPIC HUMAN GARBAGE ON OUR BOARD

You stupid fucks are the SINGLE worst reason our community is dying.

Just fuck off and kill yourselves. Fucking 10 human threads on the PONY BOARD FRONT PAGE.

ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKERS COMPLETELY INSANE???????????

>>29899439
>>>/r9k/

>>29897747
Okay that last part was pretty funny.

>>29898808
The farmhands would never survive

>>29899439
You need to cut down on the amount of salt in your diet

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>>29901881
What seems to be the p-problem, officer?

>>29898808
God damn it Pinkie learn to wipe

It's another "Applejack fucks everything with 2 - 4 legs and a dick" thread.

>>29902476
Yeah well...memes, ya know?

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>>29902256
>"You've been a bad boy, Anon. Ya need to be punished."

>>29862086
>lindsey-graham-samurai.gif

>>29902476
How else is she gonna expand the Apple clan?

>>29902712
B-but I'm a good noodle

>>29899423
T
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Sex is good

>>29904452
As long as it's with Appul

>>29902450
that's a bear printed on the panties anon.

>>29905213

>>29901881
Hellooooo officer

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>>29907370
>"That Anon sure has a huge cock, eh Sunset? Why, if I had my way, I'd lock him in my barn and keep him chained up as a sex slave where no one else but me could have him"

>>29907370
>>29907455
Sunset's face is perfect for this.

>>29907467
Because she knows Applejack thinks that she thinks Apple's joking, but Sunset knows she really isn't.

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>>29907455
U N F
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F

>>29907467
It's awkward because she was thinking the same thing

>>29907455
>"That's... A pretty weird thing to say, Applejack."
>"Well it's not like it's TRUE!"
>"Hey, where is Anon any-"
>"Welp, I gotta get back to the barn! Catch ya'll later!"

>>29908475
>10 minutes lator
"Please Aj, no more today. I can't feel my lower body"

>>29862016

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>>29907455
>>29907370

>>29865880
>asking for a raise

Fucking jews always ruin everything

page 8

>>29910984

Why is this thread still here? What are you guys waiting for?

>>29911959
Sex.

>>29911959
Apple rape

>>29911959
ur mom

Now go back to the top of the thread and re-read every post, adding the words, "you fat bitch" on the end.

Which post made you laugh the hardest?

>>29907370

"I don't need no fancy mathematics for this, Sunset. I just drop mah cooter on his face and then we make with the multiplyin'."

>>29914679
Unf

>>29907455
>"And I'll share if ya don't tell anyone."

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>>29915264
It wouldn't be the first time