*blocks your path*

>>29861375
What the fuck is with this nerd shit? I'm going to bed.

>>29861375
*shift-clicks*

>>29861375
they are way too chill and happy for this to be a mugging, and if it is they really chose poor weaponry and stances.

just take a backpack or something and swing it really hard, watch them scatter like roaches.

>>29861375

*Teleprots behind u*

heh nothin personnel

>>29861517
*Teleprods behind u 2*
Just business, kid

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>>29861375
Deus Vult, Infidels. Time to bring some LAW.

>>29861523
*Teleports be hind you

Heh too easy

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>>29861375

>>29862911
*it was a hologram*
Psssht, too slow! Now take THIS!
*stops time and throws a thousand knives at u*

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>>29861375
>one is non canon
>shimmy fades into nothingness
>one is a shill
>glimmer starts babbling a defence
>another crisis averted

>>29861375
*Fugs your bun*

>>29863051
>bun
Bum*

>>29861375

Kill the yellow one and rape the pink one while she is in shock

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>>29861611
*heavy breathing*

>>29861375
Politely acknowledge what do these beautiful ladies require of me.

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"You shall never take my virginity!"

>>29862947
*It was a fake robot me who was actually a bomb

Pffff what is this amateur hour

I say sitting in my cool bunker in a secret location

>>29864521
do you normally kill and rape girls irl?

>>29864714
Dude he comes to this website the only sexual experience he has is with his hand and a sock

>but then again we're here to :(

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>>29861375
>>29861517
>>29861523
>>29862911
>>29862947
>>29864706
Autism, but also altism

*literally drives tank inside bunker*
REEEEEEE- Oh, you re not the one I was searching, damn...carry on with the other Anon I guess
*reverses the tank while leaving a massive hole in the wall*

>>29861375
>teleports behind them
>wields sharpened +7 katana with ">no hooves" engraved in the blade
>slices them into a thousand pieces then slices those pieces into another thousand pieces
Too easy, kids...

>>29861375
I get Glimshit with her magic stick, but why does Shimmy Rimmy have a tulwar?

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>>29864854
>Leveled dex
MAXIMUM
CASUL

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>>29861375
Okay, you wanna play rough, eh?
Okay! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

>>29865065
I finally get this. Strength is for skill. Dex is for scrubs...I see that now.

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>>29861375

>>29864714

Yes, Im a muslim immigrant

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>>29864559
>Keeping the peace.

>>29861375
I'm okay with this.

>>29861517
>*Teleprots behind u*
>heh nothin personnel
Kek that's almost exactly how Sunny was introduced
https://youtu.be/RFh6vX-nxdg

>>29867077
>>29861611
back to /pol/ bitch