So here's the setup. Every time you perform a good deed you get a set amount of time to spend with your waifu. The amount you get scales with the deed. Ex: Helping an old lady across the street gets you five minutes, but if you get bold and save some people from a burning building gets a week for each person saved.
So, what do you do?
Shitpost on 4chan.
I've fed the homeless, fed those whom can't feed themselves, given up time at home on the holidays to help others, and I've overall improved from when I started watching the show in 2010. I'd say I've got just short of half a year.
>>29860723
U tryin' 2 maek us look bad, faggot?
>>29860723
That's really cool of you, it's just a shame thatshe isn't real
>>29860773
We're all faggots, even me. I've just done a lot because it's within my character.
>>29860784
>Accused of good character
>reacts modestly
How do u sleep at night?
>>29860780
That does make me sad, I'll admit. It just means everything's balanced out more, since I'm not trying to compete for an incentive. There's just more room for me to be a relatively good person without anything getting in the way of that, and it's nice. Even if she was real, I'd be willing to give up my time with them for other people to spend more time with their own waifus, because I'd figure that I've done enough to find my way to Equestria or some shit when I go six feet under.
>>29860798
On a perpetually deflated air mattress, shitposting on the 'chans and making sure people in my social circles are doing alright on the psyche side before bed. Thanks, though, Anon.
>>29860723
>>29860784
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>>29860803
Sweet shit sandwiches, fuck half a year, you've already earned yourself a lifetime sentence.
>>29860820
Thanks for the kind words, but there's definitely a lot more that can be done. I've still not become an organ donor, and I haven't donated blood in the last month (well, two). I hope you guys are doing alright, but it's pretty late here. Have a good and safe morning, day, or night, Anons. We'll find our way to Equestria soon enough.
>>29860803
Well I'm angry at everything and everyone around me, and perpetually upset at my perceived powerlessness, and ur self reported high moral character is only making me feel worse.
If ur really a good person, tell me something terrible about urself.
>>29860836
Nice to see I've caught this before bed. It helps to figure out what makes you angry and see what you can do in regards to it, as a pessimistic outlook is one that I share on occasion. Admittedly, I try to do what I can in the sake of being a good guy because I've fucked up. I've had it hard trying to reconcile and connect with family members, and I've had a distasteful relationship with my family since my grandfather passed simply because my emotions have been askew.
Never look back, Anon - there's nowhere to go but onwards, so keep your eyes on the horizon.
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>>29860836
He's so good, he preempted your question with an answer.
>>29860849
-People die
-I'm going to die
-I hate the people I love
-I want to sex poners
-It's not ok to want to sex poners
-I can't think as good as I want
-WW3
-I doubt I will ever be skilled enough to gain respect from my peers, even though I don't respect any of them. And I feel like I should try to respect them, but thats not how respect works and I don't even have enough time to focus on myself, let along other people.
Uh, that might have helped, idk.
I like u tho anon, ur a good guy, even tho u come across as a guy tryin' 2 b a good guy. Actually wtf am I sayin' tryin' 2 b a good guy iz a good thing.
Thankz anon. Best of luck with ur shiz.
>>29860849
Who IS your waifu, anyway?
>>29860497
>So, what do you do?
Nothing. I do nothing. As always. Inaction and apathy to the outside world is what I do.
>>29861510
Funnily enough, I'm fond of both Octavia and Cheerilee, though if we're gonna talk princesses, Luna takes the cake.