Brad

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>>29850432
*Cuck

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>>29850432
Moe.

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>>29850432

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>>29850445
He'll be back with Shimmer in the specials. Cap this.

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>>29850474
He still likes Twilight.
Sunset's Character wouldn't work with a BF.
They already filled their romance pandering requirements.
She never actually liked him in the first place.
5th damage control statement
DELET THIS

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>>29850474
Never
His tiny monkey wiener is way too small for her

>>29850432
Naw, he's /ourguy/ ever since he got replaced by Timber
>>29850450
He's kinda cute.
I'd have sex with him if he crossdressed

>>29850519
I don't mean to play devil's advocate here as I'm a Shimmerfag too, but he does have that human stamina. But I doubt they ever fucked since she was just using him.

>>29850553
>human stamina
Maximum meme
>But I doubt they ever fucked
FTFY
He's a beta blueballed cuck and they clearly never have by the way that they talk to each other

>>29850585
How is human stamina a meme?
It's a fact that humans last much longer than stallions.
Also, how did you fix my statement?
You said FTFY but you didn't change or fix anything in my statement.

>>29850619
Humans are perseverence hunters. In fact, they have the highest stamina measured to date in the entire taxological animal kingdom. Humans can outrun horses not in speed but in duration and this is how horses are tamed - the tamers call this 'breaking'. Even better! Humans are basically the krogans, klingons, orcs, or trolls of Earth.

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>>29850432

>>29851496
The Princess?

>>29851496
You're a big mare.

>>29850432
I member the shitstorm of the first EqG and Bradsparkle.
You member?

where the fuck are the bradical threads?

>>29850432
I kinda feel bad for him now.
He sorta kinda not really got cucked.