How does a non Unicorn put on socks?

>>29848672
With their mouth, like many things disgusting pegasi and earth ponies do.

>>29848682
Reminder that pegasi and earth ponies give the best blowjobs because of their mouth skills, and unicorns will ALWAYS try and stick their horn up your ass.

>>29848705
Unicorns can do things with their magic that earth and pegasi just can't do.

>>29848705
>unicorns will ALWAYS try and stick their horn up your ass
Just another great thing pegasi and earth mares can't do.

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>>29848711
If you try to cuddle a unicorn, she'll poke or stab you with her horn. On the other hand, pegasi can hug you with their wings. Pegasi are the cuddliest ponies. You can keep your "things that only magic can do", nothing compares to the true master race.

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>>29848724
>the true master race
You mean the ones that can do everything?

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>>29848806
>can do everything
>including stabbing you with even sharper horns if you try to hug them
Nah.

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>>29848672
That's not a unicorn

>>29848705
>unicorns will ALWAYS try and stick their horn up your ass
>bad thing
faggot

>>29848812
Perhaps you should try consensual hugs? They're much nicer and don't come with the risk of getting stabbed.

>>29848846
It was already implied consensual when I said that pegasi can hug you with their wings. Why would they hug you back if it wasn't consensual, you triple nigger?
soft wings > soft wings and a sharp appendage

>>29848853
Well, if it's consensual, then it'd be pretty easy to avoid getting stabbed. Do you assume just because your dad pokes you with his boner every time he hugs you, the same will happen with a unicorn/alicorn horn?

>>29848705
>unicorns will ALWAYS try and stick their horn up your ass
Imagine the feeling of a magical discharge in your prostate

>>29848705
>and unicorns will ALWAYS try and stick their horn up your ass
I'm sorry, but could you explain how this is a problem?

>>29848711
Most of them cannot do much though.

>>29848945
On the other hand. >>29848885 Most unicorn can do this.

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>>29848672

>>29848705
>>29848724
>>29848853
You don't need to get this assblasted just because your waifu is a pegasus. What matters is that you love her, regardless of her inferior race.

>>29849115
hotter than it should be

>>29848885

Imagine your prostate accidentally being turned into an orange.

You'd like that, you sick fuck.

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Very

>>29850487
Dash gets most of the maid outfit art as a "humiliation" sort of thing, but we're talking about a pony that can do fancy literally well enough to make Rarity's jaw drop. Applejack is best pony maid.

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Carefully

>>29850581
I bet they would, those fruity bastards

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>>29851344

>>29848705
magicjob > blowjob

>>29848705
>unicorns will ALWAYS try and stick their horn up your ass.
>Unicorn uses magic to bend you over the bed and hold you down
>She sticks her horn in your ass
>You feel a sudden explosion of magic
>It's a glorious feel
>A sensation unable to be imitated with an normal solid object
>The magic spreads through you, stimulating you in ways you didn't know you could be
>You cum instantly
>End up shutting magic for the next week

>>29851536
>shutting
Shitting*
Fuck

>>29851536

>unfortunately, you end up cumming orange juice
>and you're shitting sparkles for a week
>Preparation H isn't gonna cut it here
>refuse to see pony doctor in shame, even if balls didn't touch

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>>29848672
same way they deal with everything else

>>29850581
My prostate is already the size of an orange, so that really wouldn't make much of a difference.

>>29848672
With one leg at a time.

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>>29850599
>Applejack is best pony
ftfy