Read this birthday chart.

FFS. 4/22

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>>29848344
>Start a family with
OH YES

>Shining Armor
I'm outta here.

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>>29848344
FUCK AUGUST, AUGUST ALWAYS SUCKS IN THESE THINGS

>>29848344
>Survive a zombie apocalypse with Sweetie Belle
You've got my attention

>>29848344
>take over the world with Luna
Neat.

>>29848344
>Eat a dinner made by Luna

Ok.

>eat dinner made by granny smith
well that was anticlimactic

>>29848414
up next,
Clean the library with spike

>>29848344
>Take over the world with Queen Chrysalis
I can live with this, as long as I can still have pizza and bathe regularly.

>>29848344
Eat a dinner made by Pinkie Pie.
Not my waifu but I am totally cool with this.

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WOW YES I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS, IT'S AMAZING.
>My secret admirer is Twist
WOW YES I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS, IT'S AMAZING.

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>>29848344
>Go to the Beach With Twist
Sounds fun. I'm okay with this.

winter wrap up with Sweetie Belle

>>29848586
no wait, numbers are from above
Hoity Toity

>>29848344
>Mortal enemies with Cherilee
K
I don't even like earth ponies so this doesn't phase me much

>Take over the world with Chrysalis
Sounds like that won't bite me back at all

>>29848344
>phishing shit

>>29848663
please ruin my life with this absolutely unique information

>>29848344
>Survive a zombie apocalypse with Twiggles.
I am disappoint. Isn't there usually a rollan component to these?

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>>29848344
>Go to the beach with ... twilight
Sweet that means mane 6 beach trip.

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>>29848344
Traveling through time with Derpy.

Am... am I The Doctor?

>Mortal enemies with Spike

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>>29848685
>D"Where are we going anon?"
>A"Not wher*urp where derpy, the question is when and the answer is 1998."

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>winter wrap up with spike

>>29848344
>take over the world with Rarity
Fucking yes

>>29848344
>Your secret Admirer is Spike...

Could be worse. Spike is a bro.

>>29848726
>Derpy blinks in surprise at you.
>"B-but 1998 is the future Anon! How are we going to get there?"
"Trust me, don't question Lori and the Flux Capacitor."
>"Lor-i?"
"The name of my car. Just... get in, please Derpy?"
>She gets in the other side of the car and you carefully closes the door before you skid across the hood and settle into the drivers seat.
>"Ooooh, pretty."
"Yes yes, lotsa buttons and switches. Buckle up."
>"But Mr. Anon, how are we gonna get to the future anyway?"
"My dear wall-eyed mail mare... once we hit 88 miles per hour... we're gonna see some shit."
>"Wha-"
>You grin manically.
"ALLONS-Y!"
>You throw it into first after revving up and the car burns out and quickly accelerates, hitting 60 in a blink of an eye.
>"A-anon!"
"Doctor! Just call me Doctor!"
>"Doctor WHO?"
"PRECISELY!"
>You're going faster and faster as the Flux Capacitor kicks in, and sparks fly all over the vehicle as you start to breech the tipping point.
>"DOCTOR! TREE!"
>Your wild grin spreads wider as the car accelerates one moment faster and breeches the tipping point.


>All around the area leading up to the Everfree Forest, ponies watching could only describe a massive lightshow, like a thunderstorm in slow motion, as they saw Anon's strange self propelled wagon suddenly blast out of existence in a burst of light, leaving twin trails of fire behind it.

[I'm gonna have to hang on to this prompt. Finally, something good comes out of being born on Feb 29th.]

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>>29848344
>take over the world with Celestia

>>29848344
>take over the world with Vinyl Scratch
Yeah, sure

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>>29848344

>Play Halo 4 with spike

I bet that fucker uses promethean vision like the cuck he is

> Eat dinner made by silver spoon
im kynda disapointed....

>>29848344
>Survive Zombie Apocalypse with Princess Luna
I don't know how to feel about this.

>Kiss Cheerilee
I think I've gotten the best one so far

>>29848736
Kek

>>29848344
Luna admires me?
Wow, I like it

>>29848344
>Go to the beach with Luna
Walking along the beach until it's dark, staring at the moo-...
I guess it's not that great of an idea.

>>29848344
so my secret admirer is rainbow dash...

dang she better stays secret

>>29848881
Lucky fag

>start a family
>cuck my bro spike
Fuck, i never asked for this.
>>29848381
I swear july is the monkeys paw of these fucking things.

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>>29848344
I have to go on a date with pip and I don't know how to feel about that

>>29848344
>play halo 4 with
>halo 4
>not halo REEEach

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>Team up in winter wrap up with Rarity

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>>29848971
This

A classic that needs more love, and maybe a port to Xbox 'can't run' one that doesn't level at 20fps

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>>29848344
>Survive a zombie apocalypse with
What a boring scenario.

>Take over the world with Diamond Tiara
Well, there could be worse things. She has the money and most of the means.

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>>29848344
>Go on a date with Luna
Aight, sure. Sounds comfy.

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>Team up in Winter Wrap Up with Cadence

>>29848344
>start a family with...
>Zecora
Oh. Okay then.

>>29848344
>Rule the world with Twi.
I'm surprisingly OK with this.

>kiss Luna

Not a big fan desu

>>29848344
>go on a date with Celestia
I bet that would be pretty fun.

>>29848344
Fuck, I'm mortal enemies with Celestia as well

thankfully, she hasn't accomplished anything in the show, so maybe she can't do anything meaningful to me either

Kiss diamond tiara

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>zombie apocalpyse with best wubhorse
w00t

>Team up in Winter Wrap Up with Spike

Is dragon hole tight?

>>29848344
>Go on a date with Granny Smith
nope nope nope

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>Halo 4 with Zecora
... This actually sounds pretty comfy. I doubt she would know how to play, but would be eager to learn.

"Haha anon, I finally got one!
Splattered him on the wall, with my gun~"

>>29848344
>Go to the beach with Pipsqueak

Ok

>>29848344
>Go to the beach with twilight.
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

>Take over the world with Vinyl Scratch
I mean with today's music trends that's not entirely unbelievable.

>>29848344
surviving zombie apocalypse with Chrysalis, I mean that's pretty cool

>>29848344
rollll

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>>29848344
>Kiss Scootaloo

> Travel through time with the Doctor.

Okay. I'm Okay with this.

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>>29848344
>Eat a dinner made by Diamond Tiara.
I guess... I should be glad that she went out of her way to make me something to eat. Considering that she is rich and probably has her own dinner made by servants. Still nice of her though.

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>>29851203
Kek

>>29848344
>Eat a dinner made by Spike

>Eat a dinner made by Rarity

Shit, I doubt she'd be a good cook. There'd better not be any glitter or whatever in my food.

>>29848385
I got yellowquiet as admirer, i think itd be cute af to watch her try and follow around secretly and failing adorably.

>>29848344
Eat a dinner made by shy?
Like hell I will.

>>29848381
>not wanting to start a family with Shining Armor
What are you, gay?

>>29848344
>Go to the beach with Hoity Toity
I'm disappointed, but curious.

>>29848344
>Teamup in winter wrap up.
Fuck that i dont like winter im not going out in that weather.

>With spike.
Oh thank god the one person on that list who might let me get away with it.

were just gonna drink cocoa and read comics or some shit, Twilight can handle this.

>>29853217
I'd love to fuck his sister, mom, and wife though. Even his daughter when she's old enough.

I won't give you my birthday date for your information graphics

>>29848344
>Travel Through Time With DJ pony
well, not my waifu, but that sounds fun.

>>29848344
>Your Secret Admirer is Derpy
q-qt

>>29848344
>Take over the world with Derpy

I just don't know what went wrong.

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>>29853287
>when she's old enough
>not fucking her raw as much as you want while she's still in diapers so you don't have to worry about the evidence dribbling out onto the floor
wew

>>29848344
>eat a dinner made by Spike
As long as it doesn't have gems, I'm pretty sure I just got a very nice meal.

And if it does, I'll pick them out and pocket my to-go profit.

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>>29853351
I think it's sufficiently well-documented at this point that Spike doesn't have nearly enough self-control to cook anything with gems in the recipe without just stuffing himself with raw gems until he runs out.
You're getting nachos.

>>29848344
Travel through time with Dr hooves...

PERFECT

>>29848344

>Start a family with Diamond Tiara

welp, I'm going to prison.

>>29848344
>mortal enemies with Diamond Tiara

Accurate.

>>29848344
Survive the zombie apocalypse with Celestia.
We fuck and survive because
>She's the fucking Sun God.

>>29848344
Well.... suppose I'm going to the beach with Pip.
I'm okay with this.

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>>29853416
No you aren't.
Can you even imagine what kind of cutthroat, foal-fiddler-defending lawyers she could get for you with her allowance?
You'll be fine, as long as you never so much as look at another mare without her permission.

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Eat a dinner made by Fluttershy? Sure.

There are 75 posters in this thread. The probability of two posters having the same birthday is 99.9%.

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>>29848344
>Start a family with Fancy Pants
Unf
I hope he breeds me very elegantly

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>Time travel with Ponk

This fits too well

>>29853576
They'll have to fuck then. As is ordained by the rules.

>>29853380
>You're getting nachos
That's still a win in my book!

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>>29848344

>Go On a date with

>Silver Spoon

>>29853688
>doesn't want to date best filly
you're either really fucking gay or new

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>>29853712
>date with best filly
He was born 19 days too late for that.

Secret admirer is Rainbow (cum inside want I) Dash.
Does this include scoots as a package deal?
I'd hang out with em
RD probs gonna woo me in her pegasus ways.

I get to Travel through Time with Fluttershy.

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>>29848344
Winter wrap up with Vinyl, fucking sweet man.

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>>29853936
Yeah, I think Scootaloo would admire anybody that Rainbow did. She's so great, anybody she likes must be really something, right?

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>>29848344
>Your secret admirer is...
>...Big Mac

>>29853994
Im nothing but a hairless (somewhat fit) sack of meat who likes to help people
I am nothing compared to the savior of equestria.
Scoots would wonder why rd has a fixation on me and possibly consider me a threat to thier friendship.
Filly jealousy ensues

>>29854017
>Scoots would wonder why rd has a fixation on me
and that's when you slip her the D

>>29848344
Date with Pinky not bad I guess

>>29848344
>travel through time with Cherilee

Advanced history studying techniques?

>start a family with Fancy Pants
Well, that sounds fun.

>>29848344
>July
>start a family with...
ohhh, I hope I get my waifu

>5
fuck

>>29848344
Rolldice