Implied lewd thread?

Why is there only twilight of this

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>>29845647
Whoops looks like Anon has fallen on top of a pony, nothing implied here.

>>29846586
that's how families start

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>>29846620
Mistakes into miracles.

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>>29845647
Anyone got a pastabin of the casual sex prompts?
My dong's got a hankering.

>>29845647
Looks like you really need mlpol back.

>>29846694
>Anon's penis has a strange effect on ponies
>Whenever Twilight walked in on him taking a shower once, he discovered that once a pony sees his penis, they feel compelled to suck it
>Even if he hides it or puts it back in his pants, the pony will still go after it, pawing at his crotch and begging to let them 'play' with it
>The actual act is usually very slow and very gentle, like a foal suckling from its mother
>He usually has to urge them on, or else they're seemingly content to suck all day
>Once he's come, they act like what just happened is totally normal
>No matter how public the oral sex may be, nobody seems to care
>Everyone just goes about their day as if a tall ape creature isn't being fellated in the street
>Eventually, some ponies begin to take initiative and approach him rather than wait for him to whip it out

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>>29846782

>>29846703
Yes we do

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>>29845647

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>>29846782

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Nothing lewd going on here

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Nothing out of the ordinary