What's on /mlp/ today?

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>>29845098
Fillies!

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>>29845098
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--PLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES A--
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-SHOW'S SHIT
FANDOM'S SHIT
MILLER'S SHIT
FAUST'S SHIT
MANE 6 ARE SHIT
SHIMMER'S SHIT
GLIMMER'S SHIT
ALL PONIES ARE SHIT
GEN 4'S SHIT
SEASON ONE'S SHIT
SEASONS 2-6 ARE SHIT
BRONIES ARE SHIT
HORSEFUCKER'S ARE SHIT
FILLIES ARE SHIT
LARSON'S SHIT
MEGHAN'S SHIT
DERPY'S SHIT
HASBRO'S SHIT
SPIKE'S SHIT
FIM IS SHIT
EQG IS SHIT
DISCORD'S SHIT
PRINCESSES ARE SHIT
VA'S ARE SHIT
NYX IS SHIT
MOVIE'S SHI-
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BREAKING NEWS
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Looks look at what the judges thought-
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-"Phew! An"-
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>"I'm a Princess, An-"
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MODS ARE FAGS !
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MODS ARE FAGS !
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EIN REICH, EIN...
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؜>>29845144

>>29845298
hiro stop, please

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>>29845098
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Local Anon gets yelled at by his peers for his shitty tast-
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>>29845098
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>>29845770
>only 30
You are like a little baby.

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-"want him holding me down and using me as his spunk dumpster, over and over until I-"
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>>29845770
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Notice here how the increased shitposting has caused a drop in the filters' effectiveness. Typically, there will be more filtered than hidden threads.
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"next time, on Ponyville Confessions"
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>tv
Why not check out what's on ponyville FM, my guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEEabpE9x1Y

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A small part of the script for the My Little Pony movie was released today! Coincidentally, thousands of My Little Pony fans have gone into some sort of 'happiness coma'!
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"That is the way, ah ha ah ha, I like it, ah ha ah ha. That is the way, ah ha ah ha, I like i-"
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-don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet-
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>>29845098
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BRING BACK /MLPOL/ FUCK THE MODS! RACE WAR NO-
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>>29845298
>>29845144
Why must you hurt me in this way?

>>29845770
>>29845812
>filtering

>>29846422
>not filtering
You are feeding the cancer that is killing this board.

>>29846426
This board is already a half-rotted corpse of what it once was. We're the maggots living in the body

>>29846509
Even maggots wouldn't stoop as low as no hooves, CYOA's, bimbo, /hhh/, fat ponies, plane ponies, and all their ilk. Those who enjoy it aren't your average everyday autism.

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yaaaaaaay
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>"Hi, Anon!"
Hi!
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--is not the reason the mods decided to end my little polit--
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- CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SK-
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-two tickets to Metallica, ba-
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-nd as of 4/12/17, shall officially be declared to have the safest hooves in all of eq-
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And coming up at the bottom of the hour, four things you didn’t know your fillies are doing online.
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-never really liked the treebrary, the new castle is much be-
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>whooshing sound

"I FUCKING GOT IT! HOLY FUUUUUU-"

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>be anon in Equestria
>all the mares want to encapsu-
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>Hi Anon!
Ahhhhh!
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"9 more seasons Morty, or 97 more yea-"
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Miatas are balanced, quick turning, mechanically simple, and 50-50 weight distribution. Yes, I know it doesn't make a whole lot of power -- somewhere in the low 100s -- but nevertheless, it's always at the top of every sports car shootout. I mean, who can fault you for owning a Miata? Everyone is happy to see a Miata. I mean, look at it!
It's the best!
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-the reactions to starlight leaving the show are mixed to hilarious on avera-
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-and now to Rainbow Dash for the weather. Thanks Twilight. Today we can expect pleasant conditions with partly cloud skies. However, we do have a low pressure system moving in, so compared to yesterday you can expect the temperature to be about 20% coo-
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-and finland loses again
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>>29846527
>the cancer that is killing this board
>he says, complaining about people liking things he doesn't
Ara...

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--been doing? Ive missed your greens about you and your sister. Hope you have a pleasa--
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-PRINCESS ROCKSO! THE ROCK N ROLL ALICORN! SHE DOES COCAAA-
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-IS BEST PONY REEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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-all we know is that he's called the Stig-
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-ver since I gave up my wings to allow for Starlight's ascension I've fel-
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>>29845175
Who is he? I never bothered to look up, now I see him in almost every thread.

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-ne local mare reveals that she has no idea what donuts or penises ar-
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>>29849685
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nobody spoonfeed it
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asdwdasdsdasaaaasdasda
[Player 2 has been killed by Fleshpound]
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---nd now, it's time for our daily Equestrian Law Q&A, with out beloved ruler Princes Twilight Sparkle (tm).

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-Equestrian justice system, filly based offenses are considered especially heinous.

In Ponyville, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories

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Trixie declared cutest pony by the council of Seth-
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>>29850738
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-S' A MAN, BABY!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN1oygfaHVs
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--econd half of this exciting game. The players are warming up while they wait for the referee. What do you think about this game so far, Anon?
>rape
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MAKE ME A MEEMAY GUYS!!
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>>29852149
I hate the asshole who catered to your fucking autism and made that for you

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-IS SUMMER, THE SANDNIGGERS ARE BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S PERSO-
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>>29852157
But anon, I an the asshole that catered to his autism

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私はあなたの小さな蝶です!緑、黒、青は空の色です!
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-hy does she wear the mask?
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WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OU-
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EXTRA THICCCC
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And that covers the local news. Now to tell you the lastest stories from across Equestria, we have Starl-- WHAT THE HAY STARLIGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY CUT THE FEED CUT IT OUT REEEEEE--
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ALULULULULULULULULULU-
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I shat mah pants*
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Hello Fluttershy
Do you like hurting other pon-
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HONK HONK MOTHERFU-
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As you can see, I'm an emoji. A really depress-
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-OD CLOD CLOD CLOD CLOD LAPIS LETS FUSE CLOD CLOD CLO-

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>>29845098
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HAHAHAHAHAH

>>29853868
>>29853868

These threads always have been and always will be shit.

>>29846084
It's been a while since that stuff existed

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-ilkshake brings all the stalions to the yard-

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In other news, creator of Nightly Rainbow Dash Thread was found dead this morning in what appeared to be a suicide. All shithorse supporters are cheering for his terrifying death.
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Pickled RIIIICK
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I literally just came back to this board after like half a year just to see that it's even more shit than before.
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>>29853903
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you had one job
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>>29853915
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Y-YOU YY-Y-YOU'RE URRRRRRRRRRRP
Y-Y-YOU'RE A FAGGOT, ANONY-
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-your aura's, like, been having all these negative stuff leaking like crazy. it's bumming me out, man. Here, let me teach you the ways of natu-
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"-like real smooth an' you get all this like all this kinda salty flavor and it's like-"
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"Princess Flurry Heart elected hottest ma..."
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-clusive interview from the hottest Dazzling, Sonata Dusk!
What can you say about Taco Tuesday?
Sonata: I-It's not like i want to m-m-marry one, bak-
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>this thread

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Starlight Glimmer i-
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-ight Glimmer...
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-love Starli-
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Wow ! Glimmer !
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Glimmy !
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WHO THE FUCK IS STARLI-
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Starlight best po-
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>>29855330
It's so beautiful

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The thing is, if you are just viewing &MLP through the /mlp/ board, you don't see the purple posts, the posts with cyrillic letters in their IDs, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of &MLP, depending on the day and if it's hiatus or not. So threads will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /mlp/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how primitive &MLP is like this.
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*click* Listen right the fuck here you little shit. I know all about your "You're not any better than me!" handicapped mental gymnastics. But this is not the time or the place to fuck around with the wrong people. *click*

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-bout the number of romantic/erotic novels i have in my personal collection whenever i'm off princess duties. Hot and steamy when i get to the sexy parts like using rope and butt-
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>"--But Big Mac, i've barely even met you"
>"Eeyup"
>"So you think it's love at first si--Mmmmmm"

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-FALSE FLAGGING YOU ANTI GLAMMY WAMMY SHAMMY BAMMY AUTI-
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What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
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-where everypony gathered today in 4chan, dominating every thread known and chanting from the top of their lungs
>rape
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>"--So you want to make an arcana check?"
>"I want to use my magic runes... I still have those, right?
>"No, you used them three threads ago"
>"Aww shucks"
>"I THINK WE SHOULD TALK TO IT!"
>"You wanna do that? HUH?"
>"YES"
>"Alright. You talk to the dragon. The dragon slays you"
>"WHAT THE FUCK--"
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-that the Dazzlings are standing there... menacingly. Sunset Shimmer doubts that she reform the sirens from evil, then realizing that she was in her shoes when she became a raging she-demon almost destroying the entirety of Canterlot High-
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-umb fucking niggers spamming this board with their awful shit tier OC-
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-what if it's the hiatus, act like you're not some wide eyed, gaping asshole newfag scum-
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-fuck all of you shitbird underage cuntba-
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>>29853683
Yes

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*mario overworld theme*

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