What would it be like having a Pinkie Pie gf?

>>29843442

what would be like to have a girlfriend with beautiful eyes?

>>29843442
Like having Pinkie Pie as a friend but with ten times the snuggles and private surprise parties.

>>29843442
She'd be a cuckquean and try to share you with her friends

>>29844033
Nobody likes you or thinks your funny. Fuck off.

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>>29843442

>>29844037
I think he's pretty funny.

>>29843442
Kinky Pinkie would be a cuckquean. She'd whore out anon to any mare who she could find.

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>>29844033
>>29844069
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>>29843442
Quite fun of course, but i don't think is a good thing to have Pinkie Pie as an gf. She is too innoccent for it. Remember Cheese Sandwich? That pony was obviously her soulmate but the writers didn't make her show any kind of interest at all, like they do with Rarity and Twilight. Pinkie Pie is better as a friend or best friend.

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>>29844037

>>29843442
>"C'mon Nonny, it'll be fun!"
"No."
>"Just try it, I'm sure you'll like it!"
"No."
>"You've gotta leave the house sometime, silly willy."
"NO."
>"Awwww-"
>"FOR THE LAST TIME, NO! FOR GOD SAKES, IT'S LIKE I'M DATING MY FUCKING MOTHER!"
>Watch as her hair deflates and she leaves without saying anything
>This is the last time you pretend to give a shit about your waitress's day
>Let them spit in your food, it has to be more pleasant than dating them
>You sigh and go back to worshiping your 2D waifu

>>29844150
What the fuck are you talking about you insane man?

>>29844172
Cuckqueaning pinkie pie obviously.

>>29843442
Clingy, always trying to push out outside of your comfort zone because "you'll have more fun!", wants to "experiment" with you

I was with a girl like this for about a year, I was too shy and let her go when I felt like I was holding her back. I miss her sometimes but she's happier this way.

>>29844184
None of that post was about this retarded cuck meme, at least I don't think it was. Whatever it was it was incomprehensible.

>>29844201
Well, at least you grew from it.
Maybe you could have tried harder but you did what you could bro.

I'm hoping you find a new gf soon.

>>29843442

>She is never short of freshly baked sweets and treats, but in a relationship she kicks it up another level, and you end up putting on weight.
>Despite her bad diet rubbing off on you, she's an eager gym partner, cheerfully pushes you to your very limit, and you become bara as fuck
>Whatever your social shortcomings, Pinkie can clear out any awkwardness and fill any silence in a conversation in a heartbeat, so you find yourself getting to know many more people.
>Helping her plan parties, your time management skills improve
>Her intimacy takes all forms, but you sometimes have a hard time adjusting when she rapidly switches from tender, innocent snuggling to beastly, sloppy sex, to unpredictable fetish fantasies
>When she visits you at work, she instantly befriends your colleagues, and work comes to a halt until she leaves.
>She never leaves without a smooch, a hug, and a gift of some small pastry

>>29844327
or
>you don't have ponk's nuclear fusion tier metabolism
>gain weight from snacks and taste testing
>pinkie loves you anyway, thinks you're more cuddly this way

>>29844378

She'd probably pull practical jokes making light of your girth. Get you stuck in a tire and roll you down a hill, howling with Rainbow Dash.

>>29843442
you'd be hard pressed to satisfy her insatiable libido

>>29843442
find the overactive but still overweight spazz, date her, there you go.

extremely painful

>>29843442
She would be the sweetest gf ever. Have a rough day at work? She'll give you a nice big hug and bake you something sweet to eat. She'd probably be down with having sex most of the time, and would really try to make it super fun for you both. Going through tough times together? She'd stick with you and support you as much as she could. She'd be the type of mare you'd want to do anything for.

>>29845871

for you

>>29844033
She would share but I don't think cuckoldery would come into it.

>>29846041
Oh you know she would.
Because SHARING IS CARING.

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>>29843442
The only thing better would be to have a Pinkie Pie wife.

>>29843442
Just find an annoying fat girl and there you go.
I want to punch pinkie pie in the stomach.

>>29843442
Annoying since I have diabetes

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>>29848284
>Just find an annoying fat girl and there you go

>>29843442
misery

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>>29844130
His sentence was actually correct.

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I have this but haven't read all of it yet.

>>29848370
No, it wasn't.

Your is possessive.

You're silly.