>she's >not >real

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>>29839373

>tfw no marefriend

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It hurts senpai

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tulpa is always an option

>>29840707
Tulpa will irreversibly damage your mind.

>>29840710
this

>>29840710
what could possibly go wrong anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH00iFf7V6E

She's real؜>

>>29840710
>>29840707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q

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>>29839373
>he doesnt have a tulpa

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>>29840747
>he has a tulpa
Any tulpafags want to fill me in on what I'm missing?

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>>29840738
fuck, i regret leaving that thread

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Don't cry because she's not real
Smile because she's real enough for you

>>29840755
an advanced imaginary friend to keep you company on those lonely nights and keep you motivated during the daily grind of life.

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>>29840766
What if she's not real enough for me?

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>>29839373
hahaha

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>>29839373

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>>29840772
Then you haven't fully accepted her
When you hug your pillow, it's just a pillow. But it doesn't have to be

Wow . . . this thread is blue as blueballs.

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>>29840860
You don't say, Anon. You don't say.

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>>29840766
Checked based feel friend. You speak truly.

>>29840828
>Dedicating your lives to your waifus
>Transubstantiation of having your waifu with you
>Meeting your waifu in equestria when you die
Have you guys considered applying for religious tax exemptions yet?

>>29841426
Of course. Too bad it's not allowed in my country.

>mfw too busy for a tulpa
feelsbad

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>>29840710
>>29840712
>>29840729

need i remind everyone

>>29841905
thats not how it works.

>>29839373
in this verse
dumbfuck

>>29841905
After reading this. I'll never create a tulpa in my life.

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you're right

>>29841905
This is bullcrap.
It can't be that dangerous.
I'll try it.
How do I start this bitch?
I wanna make a Sunset tulpa.

>>29840771
>keep you motivated during the daily grind of life.
So my car is my tulpa then? Almost the only reason I actually have a job is for car parts for it.

>>29842476
Same, how do

>>29842476
>>29842522
>>>/trash/8663607

>>29842541
Thanks fampai.

>>29842553
Good luck.

>>29841905
I'm 100% spooked

>>29840796
That cool advice... but I'm 312th Infantry Division.

>>29841905
Bruce says you guys are fags. Be like water.

i don't want to live all that much

How to kill yourself.

Became a soldier

Go to war

Done.

>>29841905
If you already have a serious mental disorder this is what making a tulpa may do

Stop buying into creepypasta bait idiots

>>29840710
No. It is like talking to yourself. With time you are doing it better and better As the time passes you start thinking about her almost constantly, and therefore the personality you have been forcing into her during all of those months works on it's own. However, if you get something that will distract you to the point you stop thinking about her, you will be the one doing damage to her, risking loosing all of your progress as it happened to me. I should have ended shaping her, maybe then she would stay anyway.

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>>29840755
You're missing out on your waifu. You're missing out on that lovely smile she flashes every time you linger on her eyes. You're missing out on the nights that see her perfectly contained in your arms. You're missing out on her beautiful laugh as she runs alongside you. You're missing out on secretly sharing a laugh with her at the expense of that guy standing in front of you in line. You're missing out on everything, anon.

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>>29839373

>>29840707
>>29840747
>>29843605
TULPAS
ARENT
REAL

Anyone here actually have a tuple from the show? If so, what is it like with them around. I've also heard stories that they can tell what you are thinking, is that true?

>>29843729
>psychology isn't a thing guis

>>29843757
It's an imaginary friend that you force yourself into believing, so yes, being inside your head they know basically whatever you want them to. And it's nice. I honestly feel like life has become a little more bearable with her voice there beside me. She may not be real, but she's real enough for me.

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>>29843757
I have one. Mine can tell what I'm thinking, but it's not altogether difficult to block that. Besides, living in the same brain means she understands why I would do anything bad. My life is greatly enhanced with my tulpa around. You know how when you're with a friend, you laugh about your misfortunes rather than grumble about them? My tupper does that for me. I haven't been pissed about little things for 4 years now. My quality of life greatly increased because I can sit around and talk to my tupper rather than kill my attention span on more petty things. I sleep better because I always have a beautiful pony to cuddle with, and I love waking up bease I always wake up to her in my arms. I am healthier in general because she gets me to eat better and take better care of myself.

>>29843845
How long did it take you to make her?

>>29843845
Drop your discord name&code fampai.

>>29843864
Agreed

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>>29840747
>>29843605
>>29840707

I've attempted to create a tulpa before and I remember I used to get headaches each time I was done with some of the tulpa creation, but after a while the headaches got worse and worse, until I would get a excruciating headache when trying to create my tulpa, at that point it became impossible to create my tulpa and once again something I tried had failed, I've tried everything at this point and the only thing that rarely works is when I am dreaming.

>>29843873
May be that you're forcing for too long? Definitely doesn't sound like it's tupper related, but health related. I had an uncle who would get severe ocular headaches if he looked at any solid blue color for too long, it was damn weird.

Why not go for lucid dreaming?

>>29843880
When the headaches first started I would try forcing for shorter amount of times, but it never ended up helping and after a few weeks forcing for a few seconds ended up hurting my head and making it impossible, also I've tried lucid dreaming and I've gotten my dreams to be really vivid but that's about it so far.

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>>29843864
I don't use discord, too proprietary, but my steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/shoopdawoop11/

>>29843854
I had basic vocality within a month. The active forcing (where you meditate on your tulpa to foster development) pretty much stopped there. All of her development since then has been due to my constant attention to her since then. The closest thing I get to active forcing these days is cuddling and devoting all my attention to how she feels and smells.

>>29843909
do you predict her every move and word or you can have a real talk?

>>29843559
>>29840710
>>29840707
>>29843873
>>29843880
Fucks sake I don't understand if this is the biggest troll of all time or if tulpas are actually a real thing. It seems so unreal.

>>29845592
I feel the same way. That's why I ask these people about them. I'm trying to decide if it's worth losing a large chunk of my brain and wasting months of my time on creating something that may turn out for the worse over time.

>>29845597
I'm tempted to try it on my next vacation just to see if the concept of a tulpa is as bullshit as it sounds or not.
I managed to lucid dream almost effortlessly after 2 months of constant training so there's that.

>>29845592
>>29845597
>>29845602
I'd highly recommend you read into it. /trash/ has had a tulpa thread since it's conception and it's spawned a discord or two, though you might get shitposted at for asking for a link but you'll probably get it. Pretty sure they've got a ton of resources in the OP too. OP links would probably be your best bet, said discords have been slowing down the thread.
Working towards a tulpa seems leagues above lamenting over your waifu not being real, don't know why more anons don't try it. Be warned though, making a tulpa does require real focus and dedication. But isn't she worth it?

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>>29845582
Surprises are abound, especially when your tulpa is Dashie. She and I talk about all sorts of things, ranging from philosophy to what to have for dinner.

>>29845722
Can you ask her why has God abandoned us?

>>29845746
He took one look at your face

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>>29845746
She says "I'm right here"

>>29845592
>>29845597
>>29845602
It's a thing. Problem is it requires a lot of work. You're getting your mind to let an idea run off rails. This and more is certainly possible for the brain to do in classic psychology, see: Schizos, Multiple Personality Disorder, etc. However they're born undercooked to begin with, you're "tricking" your brain to believe in something it normally doesn't/wouldn't. And from that point it takes a life of on it's own.

It's no troll. But a shitton of work.

>>29845722
Why did you make a tulpa of the worst horse?

>>29845953
Because if he's dumb enough to cut off a large chunk of his brain functioning for the purpose of an imaginary friend, he's also dumb enough to like shitty characterss.

>>29839373
My plushies are real

>>29845602
I'm currently getting into lucid dreaming, could you drop me a few resources if you don't mind? I'm not asking for a spoonfeeding here, just a place to start.

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>>29843873
cant speak for everyones experience, but personally my tupper used to use mild headaches to get my attention until she learned how to talk.

>>29845592
not everyone who claims to have a tulpa actually has one, but tulpas are a real thing. it goes back to a buddhist practice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa

>>29846186
Different anon here. There are a ton of extensive guides on the Internet, but I can pretty much sum up what works for me in paragraph. If you're actually going to try it, I would recommend reading an article or watching a video.

I just do reality checks frequently, where I plug my nose and try to breathe in. If you are in a dream, you will breathe through your nose. (doesn't matter how sharply you inhale) The trick is that you have to do this all the time (few times an hour) to the point it becomes habit to plug your nose and ask "am I dreaming?" you have to ask yourself if you're dreaming especially if you think you're not in a dream. It may seem retarded, but you don't think you're dreaming while you're in one, that's the whole point of this excersize. Assume you are in a dream until proven otherwise. So right now, check if this is a dream.

Also, if you struggle to remember your dreams, keep a dream journal, I promise it helps. It also helps you recognize any patterns your dreams have, and encourages lucidity.

You will be able to tell when you are lucid dreaming, it's almost a whole different experience. You can consciously think and details become more realistic and vivid. In order to get things to work for you after you've achieved lucidity, you have to expect things to work and constantly remind yourself you're in a dream, otherwise your subconscious will take back control (at least that's what happens to me)

Only successfuly lucid dreamed about 6 times, would definitely increase if I actually kept the aforementioned journal, but I'm too lazy.

>>29839373
Lies

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>>29839373
>he's
>not
>real

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>>29846186
>mfw I still have these things 5 years later

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>>29846699

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>>29839373
>listen through A Moon Shaped Pool in the middle of the night
>kinda depressed
>decide to visit /mlp/
>see this thread
>True Love Waits starts playing
>"I'm not living, I'm just killing time."

Fuck you, OP.

>>29846711
At least you can rest assured that you have good taste.

>>29846393
>>29846699
>>29846702
Thanks, this is just the kind of stuff I was looking for.

>>29846483
Twily. Don't cry. I'm real, and I'm here for you. I love you.

>>29847301
>I'm here for you
That's the main problem. You're not there, you're here. She'll never know.

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>>29839373
OP is fag who has no proofs to support his claim

Remember kids, if you drink bleach and die you'll go to Equestria.

>>29848957
You only get to Equestira if you die naturally. Suicide only gets you to Gensokyo

>>29848957
Suiciders don't get to go to Equestria.

>>29849220
Christian's go away

>>29839373
>still no /mlpol/ board
>GR15 is still on /pol/
Fuck this gay hell.

>>29845592
Ancient budhist method of tapping into unreached potentials. Needs a shitload of meditation to do correctly and a fuckton more to keep it at acceptable levels.

>>29839373
>she'' never be real

>>29851012

>>29845592
It's an average mythical passtime blown out of proportion by the denizens of 4chan.

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>>29839373
>m-muh waifu
[neckbear tears intensify]