You just know....

>>29836702
What? You going somewhere with this? We already knew Twi had a great ass.

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Hes gay as fuck, man. Thank God Spike is bisexual.

>>29836702
What the fuck does this have to do with Pinkie Pie and parties and smiles!? I don't wanna watch the show if it's all ANIME and LORE godfuckit, I WANT MORE CUTE PONK DOING CUTE THINGS!
>unironic REEEEing

Twilight's a huge nerd, and female nerds tend to be huge sluts.

While she still lived in Canterlot, she was most likely pumped and dumped by every other Chad Mcthunderhorsecock.

After her coronation, she has access to any stallion she wants, and probably gets some too.

>>29836727
fuck off

>>29836727
Holy shit kek

>>29836714
He's also bipenal. He can do both sexes at the same time.

>>29836727
>>>r9k

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>>29836772
Woops!

You gotta put those forward slashes before and after the board's letters, bro!

and it's still true

>>29836727
This anon is right. Imagine having to be spike, every night you have to lay in your shitty dog bed and hear twilight get her roasted to hell and back tunnel get pumped full of Chad cock.

Endless nights where your dreams are plagued with her akward labored moans and raspy breaths that make her sound like an asthmatic bulldog while every tom dick and Harry pumps her swollen and battered womb full of future douchebags.

How many times he had to bite hid tongue when she did her "innocent nerdy girl" shtick before horking down cock like a starved zethiopian on a corncob. I'm not sure why he hasn't killed himself yet, I'd have.

>>29836797
But spike doesn't love her right haha

>>29836811
He sees her as a mother figure.

Imagine your mom doing that shit.

>>29836727
This has been proven to be true thanks to EQG and the comics.

She's a racemixing whore and if you feel alone in this thought, don't

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>>29836702
>Allez les bugs!

Twilight just starts exclusively fucking zebras. Poor little ponies just can't compete with that zandingo longdick style fucking .

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>>29836825
Pones technically can't racemix.

They always come out as either one kind or the other. No filthy halfbreeds.

>>29836863
What are alicorns then dipshit, checkmate faggot

>>29836868
Alicorns are not natural, they're made using magic

>>29837307
>ignoring that hell spawn flurry heart
It seems to be pretty natural eh?

>>29836863
>He has a screenshot
>Literally doesn't recall the explanation of the same scene
He told her that there was race mixing in both their families, DYEWTS?

>>29838229
Nigga, DYEWTS?

The result was still as good as two purebloods. They didn't have any traits from anything else. They were a pegasus and a unicorn, plain and simple.

>>29836727
You do have to admit that out of anypony in the show, Twilight would also be the biggest race-mixer.

>>29838249
[citation needed]

>>29838249
That's just your headcanon for how it works

It would not surprise me if the more pure a unicorn line is, the stronger the magic
As for Earth and Pegasus ponies, mixing might dilute their passive magic - they're shittier at weather/flying or shittier at growing/being hardy Earth pones

However I do believe that this can probably be fixed quickly
Crummy unicorn + crummy unicorn = better unicorn baby ?

>>29838277
>negative + negative = postive
What the fuck are you dumb

>>29838277
>the more pure a unicorn line is, the stronger the magic
>Pegasus ponies, mixing might dilute their passive magic - they're shittier at weather/flying

In that case, the Cake family must be 99% unicorn and 99% pegasus at the same time.

Because their foals figured out how to use magic and fly after being a few days old.

>>29838277
I'd also like to point out Fluttershy, a pegasus with an unnatural affinity for woodland critters, which is generally considered an earth pony trait, I think.

>>29836727

This gave me a hearty kek

>>29838291
>Because their foals figured out how to use magic and fly after being a few days old.
Also explained that the skills of a foal are erratic when they're that young. See Twilight, see Flurry Heart.

>>29838286
It's like concentrating it
The more unicorn, the more the other stuff is filtered out to allow for the unicorn to present

>Pony genetic magic

I'm just speculating

>>29838291
I feel like there's something we don't know about the Cake family

>>29838309
Twilight and Flurry Heart are canon prodigies, though.

Or at least Twilight is, while having bomb-ass magic is the default of an alicorn.

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>>29838315
>I feel like there's something we don't know about the Cake family
I like to think that Mrs. Cake is just one hell of a breeder.

>>29838322
Again, it was explained in the episode that ALL foals skills are erratic at that age.

>>29838334
Earth ponies passive magic is related to growing, health, nature, probably fertility too.

Unicorns magic usually focuses onto a special talent - perhaps the Cakes passive magic is literally creation of life and ponies.

>>29838338
I can't fucking wait for S8 when Flurry Heart is the CMC's age and still racing around blasting magic everywhere.

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>>29838395
>G4 will never end.
You'll get your wish, but will anything be left of us when it happens?

>>29838434
There's not a whole lot left now...

>>29838434 Let it all end.

>>29836727
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29836727
>she was most likely pumped and dumped by every other Chad Mcthunderhorsecock.
I doubt it. She probably had very awkward sex with other scholars (male and female because of how desperate she was). Maybe she created a golem or simulacrum or clone of herself or her crush as a fucktoy.

>After her coronation, she has access to any stallion she wants, and probably gets some too.
This is accurate.