/FoE/: Fallout Equestria General

DANGER NOODLES

how many snakes can Little Pip fit in her horsepussy?

>>29830107
0. She's too scared.

I want velvet remedy to shove snakes up my asshole

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I just finished foe pink eyes
everyone is happy, but I'm still dying inside
why?

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>>29830107
Pip is the best noodle container. Just don't undercook them.

rip thread

>you are anon
>you wander through the wastes, scavenging scraps of the old world to survive
>one day, as you walk through the wasteland, you see something you can hardly believe
>it's Little Pip, the Hero of the Waste
>you take note of the fact that she's alone
>this is your one chance
>one opportunity
>you approach her
>she notices your approach (tfw no points in sneak)
>she asks you what you're doing
"You're Little Pip right, the hero who saved like, everyone, right?"
>even though still visibly confused, she affirms your question
>you smile harder than you ever have in your life
>this really is it
>you quickly draw a single-handed tranquilizer gun, something you've been saving for this occasion
>her horn glows as she tries to rip the weapon from your grip, but you've already taken aim and fired
>there's nothing she can do as she realizes that it's too late
>you bring her back to your lair
>it's a nice place desu senpai
>an old pre-war home that you've refurbished
>of course, you've had to redecorate and fortify the place as well
>it even has a basement, or in this case, the guest room
>speaking of guests, you hear your guest awaken
>you hastily walk away from the kitchen and down the stairs, into the basement
>she looks around her, and down at herself
>she's completely bound to the bed
>this is a situation she won't escape from
>"Where am I?" she asks.
"Don't worry, you're safe here," you say, before adding, "I'm even cooking something for you."
>before she can say anything else, you almost run back upstairs, "Sorry for leaving so soon, but I need to make sure it doesn't burn!"
>back in the kitchen, you stir the large pot of noodles
>on another fire is a pot of sauce
>this pre-war stuff had so many preservatives added that it could last another post-apocalypse and still be edible
>the noodles accumulate to the water as the sauce starts to gently bubble
>dinner is done
>you take both pots down to your basement
"Dinnertime!"
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I want to die

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>>29831999
I hope this is going where I think it's going

>>29831999
So many noodles

Danger!

>>29831999
>>29831999
>as you approach her with the pots, she tries to struggle against her bonds
"You can stop trying to escape, it's very rude."
>she continues to struggle
"Whatever, it's time to eat."
>you spread her legs, revealing her mare pussy
>you reach into the pot of noodles and grab a handful, making sure to dip them in the sauce for maximum deliciousness
>reaching into her, you shove the pasta into her horsepussy
>she's surprisingly deep
>like, really deep
>so deep you can fit your whole forearm in her
>as her muscles contract, her insides clench around your arm
>it takes a bit more effort than you thought it would to get past her defenses
>you release your grip on the handful of pasta and pull your arm out of her
>it's slightly red from the strain it took to penetrate her and slick with mare juice
>that's pretty hot desu
>despite her depth, the expression on her face gives the impression that she's full
>you would be convinced if you hadn't just put your forearm in her
>you reach for another handful of noodles and sauce, her marecum mixing with the sauce
>you ready your arm for the upcoming pressure
>properly rigid, you slide your arm into the mare again
>her insides continue to resist as you give a final shove
>your arm finds it's way to the bottom of her abyss
>you release your load deep inside her
>your arm slides out with much less resistance than it took going in
>as you pull your arm out of her, she screams and releases her own load
>marecum squirts out from her and onto you
>you finish wiping the stuff from your eyes as another wave comes out
>ready for the assault, you cover your face this time
>you take a glance at her face
>her face is contorted from the euphoria, her eyes are rolled back, her cheeks are red, and her mouth is in the shape of an O
>seems like she's enjoying it more than she thought she would
>after a few more handfuls and a noticeable amount of maregasms later, she is full
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>inb4 put on FBI watchlist

>>29832378
>stray noodles, slathered with sauce and marecum, dangle free from the grasp of her horsepussy
>the noodles drip sauce and marejuice from their tips
>a puddle of the stuff has formed under her
>she is utterly full
>a last remaining orgasm wracks her body, the force of it sending a small amount of noodles splatting onto the floor
>you look back to your pots
>you still have a decent supply of noodles and sauce
>you take a handful of noodles and give them a liberal coating of sauce (lubrication is important)
>you bring the noodles closer to her ponut
>even with the sauce acting as lubrication, her tight ponut hole is still much more resistant to entry than her marepussy
>you continue shoving handfuls of pasta into her
>each time her defenses weaken as your arm forces its way into her depths
>finally, her ponut is filled like her horsepussy
>you undo the zipper on your pants and pull them down
>you're hard as diamonds
>you grab her by the sides and line up your magnum dong with her horsepussy
>rape
>you grasp her harder as you thrust into her
>the force displaces some of the pasta, which falls onto the floor with a wet thud
>you slowly pull out of the mare, watching as more noodles come sliding from her insides
>the out-coming noodles are halted by your advancing rod as you give a second thrust
>you pull out again, stopping before you come out completely
>you slam into her again
>the process continues, you thrust in and out of the mare as noodles slip out of her
>finally, you climax
>grunting, you release your load into her
>noodles are forced out by yet another orgasm from the mare, who yells in ecstasy
>you remove your sausage from her
>handfuls of noodles practically fall from the mare now
>a pile of pasta has formed under the mare
>the noodles and sauce mix with the combined juices of the you and the mare
>overtaken by an idea, you under her bindings and reposition her
>she's belly down on the bed, with her face positioned close to the pile of pasta

Hey buddy, Your thread is almost gone.

Get a fucking bump quickly.
You don't have a second chance next time.

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>>29833955
/foe/ will die as it lived. An ugly, heaving mess stuffed to the brim with spaghetti.

>>29833955
checkem

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We're dying. We're barely clinging onto life now. Help.

What're your guys' favorite side fics?

>>29835402
Project Horizons is best side fic.

But other than that, i like Wasteland Bouquet, Hooves of Fate, Starlight, Wasteland Jewel, and Survivors Guilt are good. Also Homelands and Speak.

I've never truly witnessed a general die before. It's so sad.

>>29836348
Because
>No Anon in Equestria fallout

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"Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, Pip!"

>>29836775
I want to make Pip eat all the eggs

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>>29836780

Do you now?

>>29836814
p...ossibly

Nuclear bump