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Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #230 - (Not)Colgate

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Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

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Whoa, how the fuck did the last thread die? We had so many updates.
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>>29829569
I don't know. I put up the wrestling stuff and went to the casino.
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>>29829569
Likely Saturday night/Sunday morning being slow. But if that's the case, then there's a high chance that no one will be around here until late in the morning. But it's too late to delete the post then wait until morning now anyway.
Either way, there's still at least three people posting stuff, and the previous thread did see an improvement, up until tonight when there weren't any people around to bump it. But I'm not fooled by that, I saw how much better the thread did than the one before it. I'm honestly surprised that it archived.
>>29829726
I was just getting ready to reply to your post when I found the last thread was archived. Was gonna say something about the Sunset x SciTwi ship in relation to one of the matches coming up, but then realized that the one in the wrestling ring kinda looks more like Equestrian Twilight instead of Sci-Twi.
Looking forward to the finals, though.

Anyway, if this archives by the time I get back, I'll just make it again in the late morning when there are more people online. And if it's still here when I get back, then... neato, we made it.

In case there's anyone out there who hasn't noticed by now, I'm constantly in a "fuck it, here goes nothing" mood.
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>>29829876
Yeah, well, it is Equestrian Twi.

Not to say Sci-Twi couldn't be in a future thing, but the issue with that right now is we're probably going to have 4 actual EqG-only characters involved out of the 24 total in the entire league, main and babbies. That's enough until we actually drop another few groups in.
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>>29829396
She looks like a fucking alien.
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>>29829876
Saturday nights are always slow iirc
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8 bump
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>>29829876
You're always in that mood tho.
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>>29829999
Aren't aliens green?
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>>29829396
We need a Colgate/Minuette green.
She is such a qt.
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>>29831418
This
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>>29831418
>>29831992
>Minuette will never ride you in her dentistry office.
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>>29831418
Fou-lu did nothing wrong
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>>29834001
Who?
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>>29833962
>>29832858
>>29830613
not even 20 replies
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Continuing muh Cinch story
>You stare at Abacus.
"Huh?"
>"Oh don't worry. I'm sure second place isn't that bad."
>She flicks her hand at you
"Well I wasn't really competing."
>She scoffs.
>"A little sad you make excuses like that. How you 'weren't even trying'. It's pretty clear I came out on top fair and square."
>Well that was weird.
"So, do you want to be friends?"
>"I'm not opposed to being a friend of yours, but don't expect me to give away any of my secrets."
>Shit, okay.
>This girl isn't on the same page as you yet.
"No I mean just like hang out in the same group and stuff."
>"I find it hard to believe that opponents should hang out."
"What? We're not opponents right now or anything."
>"It's nothing personal, Anon. But I can't risk losing my top spot. Please know that I would have loved to hang out with you if it didn't put my perfect first place record in the school at risk."
"So we can't even talk to each other? I didn't even know you were in first place until two minutes ago!"
>"Perhaps when the academic year is over we could get to know each other more." Abacus mutters.
"Well uh, fine I guess."
>You didn't even know you were still in second place.
>"Like I said it's nothing personal. It's just that I can't take the risk of socializing with whoever's in second place for top performing student. I've been told it could jeopardize my placement completely the moment I tell them something important."
"Okay."
>She seriously sees everything as part of the competition?
>Sheesh, just rise up and run the place yourself why don't you.
>You think about your second place as Abacus walks away.
>Do you really need it?
>Abacus is a little mean, but only cause you're in second place.
>Take that away and what do you get?
>Cute girl with glasses?

Drop down from second place to be friends with cinch or try to take first place?
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>>29832098
I'm a little busy typing two other things right now (one of them for school), but I'm going to probably try this tomorrow.
>>29829983
Huh, sounds interesting.
>>29830122
I certainly hope Sunday night won't be the same.
>>29830998
More like 80% of the time.
>>29835313
Whichever one's easier, lol.
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>>29834001
is this Breath of Fire IV?
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>>29835313
Dropping down because of her, if she has a competitive mindset, may only lower her opinion of you. She obviously has a lot of insecurities when it comes to her intelligence and rank, and it may be dangerous to inflame them, but I'd say try to make it a friendly rivalry. She may ultimately learn that competition shouldn't matter between friends, while you still garner mutual respect and lay the groundwork for a more casual relationship.
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>>29831418
>"Phew! Your mouth sure stinks, Anon!"
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Last two weeks schedule.
4/15 - Tournament Begins:
Chrysalis vs Vinyl Scratch
Fluttershy vs Princess Luna
Sunset Shimmer vs Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash vs Pinkie Pie

4/22:
Semifinal #1
Semifinal #2
Babbies Battle Royal - Reffed by Anon: Trixie vs Rarity vs Starlight vs Celestia vs Octavia vs Derpy vs Sonata vs AJ
Third Place Match
FINALS MATCH
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>>29835769
But I brush my teeth twice a day.
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>>29832098
>You will never job shadow Dr. Minuette for your class during senior year.
>It was actually a last minute choice because you forgot about the project.
>She is excited because you're the only student that actually signed up to shadow her.
>Dr.Minuette also likes them young.
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>>29836018
And eat shit the rest of the time.
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>>29836052
Actually I don't eat a lot of junk food.
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>>29836060
Didn't say junk food :^)
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>>29836018
Enjoy the fluoride poisoning.
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Goodnight thread
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>>29835473
R63.
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Previously on WFD ASC: http://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr

>Gilda exits Canterlot's police precinct.
>She didn’t take too much time.
“All set? Good, let’s go.”
>”Where are you taking me?”
“To your place obviously, but first you have to tell me where you live.”
>You open your car’s door for her which makes her roll her eyes.
“Your mom must be worried for you.”
>”Yeah right, you’re implying she cared for me even when that asshole she married with mistreated both of us.”
“And for that I think she feels quite sorry, don’t be so hard on your mom.”
>She remains silent and prefers to look through the window instead of talking with you.
>”Sun Grace Avenue, make it quick. Sometimes she forgets to have her pills…”
>You crack a smile and just step on the gas.

>https://soundcloud.com/primabeats/june-gloom-1
“Here we are Gilda…I’ll see you tomorrow. I’ll make sure to talk to Principal Celestia and the soccer team today.”
>”Do I really have to do this?”
“It’s either this or eating lead like your friends at Wichita Gardens. I hope you’re not actually considering re-joining Silver Fang’s gang, even though he abandoned you in that cold cell…”
>”Don’t talk shit about Silver Fang dweeb, you don’t know him like I do. And while it’s cool you got me out of jail; for me you’re still a nosy prick…”
“You’re welcome I guess…I wouldn’t hang out with him much, who knows? You’ll probably end up running into that psychopath the news keep babbling about.”
>Gilda looks nervous.
“But I know you won’t do something as stupid as ever joining that gang, and you know why? Because I trust you.”
>”…You what?”
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>>29836604

“I trust you. That’s it. I trust you’ll take the right decisions from now on, and if you need help with your mom’s treatment don’t be shy to ask me. After all, I was the one who was able to pay your fine willingly.”
>Gilda doesn’t know what to reply.
“By the way, keep that detail a secret.”
>”I don’t know what you are after Anon, but if I find out that you’re only doing this to have a chance with me you’ll end up regretting it!” She menacingly says.
>You let out a chuckle.
“Oh Gilda please…don’t be silly.”
>”What? You don’t think I’m pretty?” She says while getting all flustered.
>This fucking girl.
“I’m just doing this to help you out. Is it too hard to understand?”
>”Yes! No one has ever done something nice for me unless they are after something…I’ll keep my eyes on you.”
“And I will too…see you around Gilda.”
>She gets out of the vehicle and walks to her home.
>You take a chance to look at her huge rear and notice something particular above her glutes, around the sacral area.
“Hey G!”
>”What?” She says as she turns her head to look at you.
“That’s a pretty cool tat!”
>”Fuck off already Anon!” Gilda quickly covers her tattoo with both of her hands and yells curses at you while her face turns red from embarrassment.
>You can’t help but laugh and drive away from there.

>Gilda: +45
>Silver Fang’s attention: +10
>Dark Blood’s attention: 0
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>>29836616
HAAAYYYYYYOOOOO
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>>29836616

>On the way back to school you get a call from one of your friends.
>The ID Tag on your smartphone reads: “Dashie”
>You answer the call.
“’sup Rainbow?”
>”Dude, where the hell are you?”
“I’m driving back to school, why do you ask?”
>”Oh, nothin’. Principal Celestia is still forcing us to watch this crap! If I weren’t your friend I would’ve ratted on you already.”
>You roll your eyes playfully.
>”But…that doesn’t mean I won’t stay silent while you’re out there doing goodness-knows-what. So,” she changes her tone of voice into a sultry one, “what will I get in exchange for my silence?”
“Are you seriously doing this?”
>”Yep!”
“Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. But I don’t think it would be the same. How about I get you some leftover pizza from the place I work at? I’d drive by your house and we’d eat it together.”
>”Mmm…sounds tempting, a movie should do the trick as well. What do you think?”
>You’re gonna mess around with her a bit.
“Depends on the kind of movie of course, would you like to watch Open until Morning, The One Eyed Snake’s Return or Lustful Temptations?”
>This’ll creep her out for sure.
>Rainbow stays silent.
>”Wow, um…gosh Anon.”
>You love to mess with her.
>She’s breathing heavily.
>[”I recently downloaded Threesomes and Orgies 4.”] She whispers so the people around her don’t listen to her.
>What the fuck. You weren’t expecting that.
“…really?”
>[”Yeah. Want wo watch it with me?”]
>YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING THAT.
>You don’t even know what to reply.
“Uhhh…Your dad’s at work right?”
>[“Yeah.”]
>Unf.
“Why don’t we do this instead? You sneak out of school and I pick you up, then we go to your house and watch it together?”
>[“Ungh…yeah. I’d like that a lot.”]
>As soon as you drive past a dark alley you couldn’t help but notice three strange looking people involved in what it looked like a drug deal.
“Uhh…hold on Dashie, I’ll have to check something out real quick.”
>[“Y-you’re still coming over right?”]
>You hang up.
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>>29836632
>YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING THAT.
kek
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>>29836632

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjgShiL_Ck8
>You reach for the glove compartment and open it.
>There are four items inside of it.
>The notebook you stole.
>A switchblade.
>A loaded pistol.
>And last but not least, the rooster mask Pinkie Pie got you.
>You reach for the notebook and read a note you bookmarked.
>[Mon, Wed, Fri – 45th Av. 11:30 A.M. – Platinum Flare / 8:40 P.M. - Gilda]
>You know where you’re right now, and place the notebook back into the glove compartment.
>Then, you reach for the weapons.
>And finally. You put on your mask.
>You exit the vehicle and walk towards the dangerous looking men.
>They notice your strange looks and slowly draw their weapons at you.
>You respond to their aggression by quickly getting your pistol out of your varsity jacket and shooting it at one of the thugs, killing him instantly.
>The other one gets his knife out of his pocket, and you decide to have a fair fight with him.
>He’ll die slowly and painful death, you think to yourself.
>You withdraw your weapon and get your switchblade out from the other pocket.
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>>29836665
fuck, this needs techno music

I'm thinking some El Huervo and some MOON will set the mood.
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>>29836665

>The man lunges at you and swings his knife at you.
>You dodge his attacks and kick his kneecap.
>The man falls to his knees and you slice his throat with your switchblade.
>The man reaches for his throat in a futile attempt to prevent blood from flowing out of his body.
>Eventually, he starts choking with his own blood.
>A door slam is heard.
>Two men came out of the service door from the building to your right.
>”Over there! Get him!” One of them yells as the other cocks a shotgun.
>You quickly roll over a dumpster and check your pistol’s ammo as the thugs fire a round at the dumpster.
>You open fire at them without aiming, which makes the thugs look for cover.
>As soon as they take cover you pop your head and aim your weapon at them.
>You shoot at the thug with the shotgun, who was about to fire his weapon at you.
>The bullet went right through his head, and you observe how his brains are pouring out of the bullet hole.
>The other guy calls for help, and you can hear footsteps coming down the stairs in the building to your right.
>You notice how the guy’s knee is exposed, so you quickly shoot at it and make him fall on his sides.
>You get out of the dumpster and grab the dead man’s shotgun, not without executing the wounded guy with a bullet to his head.
>You cock the shotgun and kick the door open.
>A thug that was about to open the door falls on his back and you fire a shell right into his face.
>Two other thugs cock their SMGs and fire them at you.
“NGH!”
>YOU GOT HIT!
>You look at your arm.
>Shit, that doesn’t look good.
>It’s starting to hurt…a lot.
“Fuck…FUCK!”
>The burning sensation.
>It’s unbearable.
>You can’t even aim the heavy shotgun with your damaged arm.
>”I GOT HIM! THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF YOUR LIFE MOTHERFUCKER!” One of the thugs yell.
>You strap the shotgun on your back and grab your pistol.
>2 rounds left.
>Fuck…
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>>29836794
Welp, this is it. Show's over.
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>>29836794

>https://youtu.be/Y8DekFFCE5c?t=44s
>You keep calm and collected.
>You get out of your cover and fire your last two bullets at the thugs, fortunately hitting one of them and making the other look for cover.
>You run inside the building and pick up the submachine gun as you step on the injured thug’s head.
>You quickly shoot the machine gun at the injured thug and kill him, while the other takes his time to aim his gun at you.
“NNGH! AAH!”
>This time, he shot your shoulder.
>You fall on your back.
>But that doesn’t stop you.
>The thug exits his cover, thinking he actually killed you this time.
>You quickly fire the weapon and empty the magazine.
>He falls on his stomach as a large pool of blood starts to form beneath his body.
>6 thugs dead.
>You hear more upstairs making his way towards your position.
>You have no ammo left.
>The UZIs have no bullets left either.
>You only have your switchblade.
>It’d be a good time to retreat, or you could ensure these people not follow you by killing them…
>Your arm is wounded, so you won’t be able to do much with it…let alone fire the shotgun strapped to your back.
>Fuck it.
>The only way now is forwards!
>You quickly climb the stairs and hide in a dark room.
>[“Where the hell is he?”]
>You take a look around the room you just went in and find a horrific scene.
>Two girls, around Apple Bloom’s age, tied.
>They both loudly yell when they see you.
>[“THERE! HE WENT IN THAT ROOM!”]
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>>29836875

>You quickly grab a chair that was inside the room and pan it against the door to lock it.
>The thugs bang on the door and try to kick it open.
>The hell are you gonna do?!
>Some bullets go through the door.
>The thugs shot at the door, and they got you in the process…
“AAAGH!”
>You fall on your knees.
>You check your damage.
>Two bullets made its way through your right leg.
>This is bad…really, really bad.
>You reach for the shotgun.
>This’ll hurt a lot, but you’ve got no other choice.
>You try to stand up and once you’re back on your feet, you do your best to aim the shotgun at the door.
>You take a deep breath…and fire at the wooden door.
“AAAGH!”
>You yell as blood escapes through your wounded arm due to the shotgun’s recoil.
>You hear a loud thud on the other end of the door.
>[“FUCK! HE GOT MAPLE LEAF!”]
>You aim to the areas of the wall itself that are next to the wooden door and fire three shotgun shells.
>Three more guys down.
>Silence invades the building.
>That was it.
>No more thugs to deal with.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvD0P1p6jKY
>You however, got shot multiple times.
>This is not good. You know you’re gonna make it…but if you go to the hospital, you’ll get questioned.
>You smell like gunpowder too.
>Whimpers are heard.
>You turn around and see the pretty little girls tied.
>You walk up to them and use the switchblade to free them.
>They both cry and run towards you to give you a hug.
>You wince in pain as one of the girls hugged your wounded arm.
>”Oops, sorry Mister…”
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>>29836981

>You shrug it off and ask them if there are other girls captured.
>They both say yes at the same time.
>You walk through the building’s rooms and free a bunch of girls, from ten to seventeen years old.
>They quickly recognize you.
>”Y-you are…the guy from the news right?!” One of them asks.
>You do not respond to her comment.
>”Gotcha…Like, thanks for saving us and stuff; are you okay?”
“I’ll live. Did they hurt you?”
>”No.”
“And what about you?” You ask to the rest of the girls.
>They all said no with their heads.
>”Oh my goodness, you’re bleeding a lot,” one nerdy looking girl says, “let me see your wounds.”
>You recognize the uniform she’s wearing.
>She’s from…Crystal Prep High?
>”Well, fortunately these can be treated. However, I think you cannot go to a hospital…”
>She’s right.
>The rest of the girls look puzzled.
“You better leave before the cops get here,” you say as you try to walk away from the girls, “not a word, understood?”
>They remain silent and make a run for it.
>However, the nerdy girl stuck with you.
>She places herself next to you and places her body to help yours rest a bit.
>”Wow, you don’t look too good…I can help you out, it’s the least I can do.”
“T-Thanks…”
>”Name’s Moondancer by the way.”
“T-that’s a very nice name…”
>”Thanks! Come on…let’s get out of here.”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpRUKLKCY-w
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>>29836990
More incoming tomorrow
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>>29836997
Calling bullshit now
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>>29836997
NaOH I love you and I want to have kids from you
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>>29837151
That's pretty lewd, Anon
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Bump... Fuck we some damn momentum in this shit.
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>>29832098
>>29836038
I need a green of this.
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>>29836038
There is something about professional women that make them hot.
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Long post incomming, will finish up this chapter and take a short break before continuing the rest of the story. Stay tuned.
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>>29838942
Thank god!
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>>29836990
Introducing Moondancer now? The madman.
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>>29839135
He's gone loco.
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>>29838942
Sweet
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>>29838942
Previously: https://pastebin.com/vrxqd0z8


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Day 80

>A sharp pain rocketing up her spine woke Twilight up from the depths of her slumber.
>She gasped for air and felt her entire body resist any attempt at movement, pinning her down to whatever soft surface she found herself on.
>After coming to terms with the aching in her torso, Twilight slowly opened her eyes, adjusting to the bright lights above her.
>She struggled to focus, but soon found a few worried faces staring back at her.
>“Twilight?” The light flickered off, and Rarity lowered a small flashlight she held.
>On the flipside stood Fluttershy, her eyes darting between a screen and Twilight’s face.
>Her concerned look made her worry, as she tried her best to assess the situation in her head.
>She may be drowsy, but her mind still worked just fine.
>The last thing she remembered was the giant chamber and the floating island.
>Her memory was clear until she looked at the strange mineral contained there.
>Then everything went hazy, like if she had gotten intoxicated.
>No matter how hard she tried to recall, her mind stayed blank.
>”What happened?” Twilight sighed, realizing she couldn’t possibly solve this alone.
>Besides, a stinging pain in her chest distracted her from thinking straight.
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>>29839579

>Fluttershy and Rarity looked at each other, as if trying to decide telepathically how they should convey the message.
>But the scientist didn’t have time for contemplation.
>She had been living her life thinking rationally, and couldn’t imagine not being able to comprehend the situation.
>”Just tell me!” She said after a short moment, staring Fluttershy right in the eyes. “I’d be a lot happier just knowing what’s going on.”
>”W-well…” the pink-haired biotech said after a few seconds of fidgeting with her hands. “There's r-really no easy way of telling you this… It seems you were the victim of a natural phenomena, though that doesn’t even begin to describe your condition. This crystal you found in the ruins shattered and you were struck by one of its shards.”
>Twilight looked around after gaining some control over her neck, and just now noticed you and Rainbow Dash leaning against the wall in the far side of the room.
>But her gaze quickly trailed off as something closer caught her eye.
>”W-we tried all we could, but any attempt at getting near it sets off strange energy spikes.”
>Twilight's eyes focused on a glowing green crystal, humming with a strange light.
>It had an edge which felt like it could cut you just by looking at it.
>”It’s honestly a miracle that you’re still alive.”
>The words coming out of Fluttershy’s mouth seemed to fly right past the scientist once the realization set in.
>Her eyes reached the base of the shard, and the sight of a jumbled mess of flesh, skin and stone made her blood freeze.
>From her perspective, it almost seemed like the shard had fused together with her, sticking straight out of her chest, impaling it where her heart was supposed to be.
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>>29839584
>She uttered a groan as she prepared for the pain to set in, but she quickly realized there was no discomfort at all, probably thanks to some anesthetics she was given, she thought to herself.
>No blood was showing either, so it most likely cauterized the wound immediately, but just the sight of it made Twilight’s heart skip a beat.
>And two.
>In fact, she couldn’t feel her heart moving at all.
>Twilight swallowed in an attempt to calm herself, but noticed her throat was as dry as a spoonful of cinnamon.
>”Uhh… I don’t… Think it’s supposed to be like this.” She finally said, her voice shaky and cracking.
>”Your vitals seem fine, and your breathing is normal. However we’re unable to monitor a pulse, and your heart has stopped entirely.” Fluttershy’s voice was calming and reassuring on Twilight's ears, but it was clear she hid just as much distress as everyone else.
>”But I’m still here.” Twilight asserted, earning a nod from the biotech.
>”Right you are, I just don’t understand how. Your blood circulation is fine, but it’s not being pumped around. Instead It’s like a continuous flow…”
>She picked up Twilight's arm and lightly squeezed her wrist.
>She could feel the pressure building up like normal, her blood attempting to flow through a tighter space than usual.
>You stepped up from your position in the back of the room and made your way to the foot of the bed.
“I just need to know of she’s going to be okay.” you said, giving Fluttershy a concerned but stern look.
>The pink-haired woman turned to you and seemed conflicted at first.
>”Everything seems to be fine, and she appears conscious and clear-headed. I think we should let her rest for now though.” Fluttershy put Twilight's arm down carefully before turning towards you.
>”Sure, everything is fine except this freaking rock sticking out of me!” Twilight said dejectedly.
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>>29839592

>You stared at the bedridden scientist, trying to soak in the situation.
>Despite being worried for her, the tone she spoke in and her absolutely dumbfounded expression made your mouth twitch a bit until you cracked a short laugh unwillingly.
>It seemed to be contagious, as the others in the room tried to hide their funny expressions.
>”Oh sure.” Twilight threw her arms out in disappointment. “I’m the only one who doesn’t find the humor in this?”
“I’m sorry Twilight.” You said, trying your best to recover and keeping a straight face. “I’m worried, truly, but I just think all this is pretty bizarre. You stay here and let Rarity take care of you until we figure out a way to get that thing out of you.”
>You turned towards Rainbow Dash, who immediately stood up straight, And Pinkie Pie who sat at a table in the corner of the room in silence.
“I’ll have Pinkie fill in their spots on your team, alright?”
>Before Rainbow Dash had time to reply, the eccentric girl bounced up from her chair and stood ready.
>”Yessir!” she shouted, giving you a salute and marching out.
>It had been a while since you saw her with this much energy, but you hoped it would raise her mood getting out of this metal box.
“You’ll just have to bring her up to speed, Dash. I trust you’ll handle this?”
>”Of course, Anon, I think I know what I’m doing here.” Rainbow scoffed as she quickly left the room, probably to avoid comments about her snarky tone.
>You decided to ignore it for now and headed towards the exit as well shortly after, but turned around in the doorway to take another look at Twilight.
>It looked painful with the green mineral protruding from her chest, but the warm smile Twilight gave you when she noticed you staring back at her was all you needed to reassure yourself everything was going to be okay.
>Pleasantly surprised your team could flip such a dire situation into a good-spirited one, it was time to get back to work again.
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>>29839605

Day 81

>Another long day of geological survey boringness had come to a close.
>As of now, you had mapped all kinds of different minerals close to the crater together with Fluttershy.
>Her interest in rocks really surprised you.
>Rumors told of her talking to animals, but this was almost just as obsessive.
>At least it was some entertainment and distraction in listening to her silky voice talk while you scavenged and tagged hundreds of stones.
>It kept your mind off worrying about Twilight if nothing else.
>However, the strangest part about all this was comparing your data to the things Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie had discovered.
>The crater held a wider variety of minerals than the rest of the area, like they came from someplace else or had been combined from other sources.
>Fluttershy did point out that there hadn’t been mapped enough material elsewhere to draw conclusions, nor had you had time to research the strange green crystal, but it was enough to raise a few eyebrows.

>You sat at the central table with your feet relaxing on the counter, forcing down a veggie bar and looking over some reports hovering in front of you in a blue ethereal fashion.
>At the corner of your eye you noticed Fluttershy enter the room and silently making her way towards you in a way only she could manage.
>You saw her all the way, but still feigned surprise when she called your name.
>You turned around with a smile, but quickly noticed a concerned look on her face, a glint of excitement shining in her eyes.
“What’s up?” You asked her, and she poked her fingers together.
>”I t-think you should come see this, Anon…”
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>>29839615

>The blue hologram flickered in front of you, but you still didn’t really understand.
“I don’t understand…”
>Yeah…
>”I told you…” She waved off the holographic report and revealed the dimly lit chamber containing a mound of mud in the middle of a petri dish.
>”A-according to the scans, this sample contains every known ingredients of an earthly fertilizer, and a potent one at that…”
>This was the sample Fluttershy collected at the Maw, which you had dubbed the enormous hole going straight through the world.
>The implications she was suggesting was huge, however.
“What about foreign materials?”
>”Scans and testing only reveals known elements…
“Alien bacteria?”
>”It’s gone through sterilization seven times now, it doesn’t seem to affect anything in the sample…
>You sighed and pinched your bridge.
“I dunno, Shy…”
>”Come on, Anon…” she pleaded. “W-we have to try!”
>You looked at her with a concerned expression, but was met with determined eyes.
>”I graduated at the top of my class in bioengineering, experimental science and geology! I t-think I can make it work… no, I know it!”
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>>29839623
>She certainly did have all the PhDs to prove it, but eating food grown with alien soil did introduce a number of risks…
>You took a bite of your food bar and let the taste of cardboard and muddy water sink in.
>Having eaten these for a month straight to conserve rations, nothing really needed to sink in.
>You were tired as shit of those stupid bars.
>As you turned towards Fluttershy, you picked up the nearest bucked and spat out the dry oatmeal and threw the rest of your dinner in with it.
“When can you get to work?” You asked her, and she beamed at you.
>Fluttershy wrapped her arms around your torso, and you could feel her cushiony chest squeeze against your own.
>”Oh thank you Anon! You won’t regret this, and I know of five other hungry tummies that won’t either!”

>As you exited the field lab you wondered if you had made the right decision.
>Your growling stomach corrected that thought to ‘you made the right choice… maybe.’
>On second thought, maybe throwing away your dinner was a mistake…
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>>29839631

Day 82

>The seven moons of Mjölnir KS6 almost lined up perfectly like a spire of bad omens above the Maw.
>Huninn’s mechanical arm graced past your vision, dirt scattering from its newly acquired steel jaw.
>You had decided to arm the truck with a digger claw to gather enough soil from the depths of the chasm after the biotechs instructions.
>Fluttershy shifted on her legs next to you, seemingly in deep thought.
>Applejack had insisted on manning the arm, so you really didn’t have anything better to do.
>”I’ve been thinking…” Fluttershy said suddenly. “How come this planet still has moons?”
>You turned your head, confused by her statement.
>She noticed this, as she began motioning her arms nervously in front of her, attempting to find words.
>”I-I mean… Unless the moons were captured after the world was hollowed, they would have been gone a long time ago due to the considerable change in mass.”
>You pondered the suggestion for a minute.
>Orbits and celestial bodies are delicate, so it all made sense.
>Unless…
“...Every object changed mass proportionally the same…” you thought out loud.
>Fluttershy seemed startled by this.
>Surely it's a ridiculous claim, but it was the only thing that made sense to you
>Unless there was some magical apparatus keeping it all together, everything would have crashed into the sun by now.
>”Anon, you don’t think…”
>You cut her off by summoning the display on your wrist and Rarity's voice appeared on the other end.
“Can you apply a long range scan to the system using the data we’ve collected here?” You asked her.
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>>29839641
>A few moments of silence went by before the navigator's voice flared life into the comms
>”Uhhh… Okay, Anon, but I’m not sure what you hope to accomplish dear.”
>”Anon.” Fluttershy said, stepping up in front of you. “You realize this is i-insane, right?”
“I dunno, we’ve seen some weird stuff already…”
>”Why harvest one tree when you got a whole acre o’ them!” Applejack contributed, who had been listening through the vehicle's open window. “Anyway, we got as much dirt as you instructed, Shy. We ought to be headin’ back to base by now.”
>You and Fluttershy stood there looking at eachother for a little while, soaking in the situation.
>The moons above had aligned perfectly, and everything went silent.
>It had been this way ever since you landed, but at this moment it was even more apparent how pressing the absence of wind and motion felt.

>A dark spot appeared on the pink haired biotechs chin and started creeping across her chiseled and feminine jawline, then her small button nose and at last covered her deep blue eyes.
>Fluttershy seemed startled and had completely frozen.
>You could see her breath strike the visor of her helmet and stain it with vapour.
>”Anon.” she nearly whispered to you. “There are no clouds on this planet… W-what's blocking the light?”
>Soon the shadow had absorbed all sunlight in the vicinity, and you slowly turned towards the dying sun to find a small dark spot gliding across it, casting long shadows across the surface.
>You touched a plate on the side of your visor and a small section on the glass became framed in a thin blue circle.
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>>29839644
>You swiped across the surface and the image in the sphere enlarged dramatically, until your vision was covered in the visage of the star and a strange shape ominously placed in front of it, just sitting there quietly.
>”Anon, I think I’ve found something…” Rarity finally said on the other side of your speaker. “Every object in this system has the same gravitational anomaly… and they contain traces of the materials found near the Maw.”
>The navigator seemed nervous, nearly whispering the last part.
“And I think we just found our culprit.” you mumbled back at her.

>As you applied the UV filter, the sight which appeared on your helmet scope made your heart skip a few beats.
>The silhouette could only remind you of a giant fish, with eight sharp, pointy fins protruding from its mechanical body.
>Plates of some metal substance, charred by molten rock and tainted with dirt, covered its entire cylindrical body and reflected the sunlight in a spectacular manner.
>And the most terrifying sight, on its head, sat a massive complex of churning wheels and jagged drills meant only for chaos and destruction.
>At this distance it was hard to make out its size, but the few sunspots which floated by behind it suggested it was utterly enormous and could probably swallow the Excalibur whole.
>You started breathing heavily, sweat running down your forehead and getting caught in your eyebrows.
>A hand landed on your shoulder, and Fluttershy's touch calmed you down slightly.
>”W-what do you see, Anon?”
>You didn’t answer her.
>You didn't really know what to say.
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>>29839653
>You tried opening your mouth to form words, but just as you thought you had something, the chassis of the unfathomable machine started humming with a blue glow, tendrils of light seared off its surface like smoke from an ashtray.
>With a blinding flash and a streak of resonating energy, the machine disappeared into the void.
>You were left speechless, standing amongst the pile of rock.
>It was one thing to witness ancient civilizations with dormant superweapons.
>This was the first sign of something humanity had been searching for for thousands of years, the first sign of active alien life.

Day 85

>”...So what I’m trying to say is that every celestial body is missing a great part of itself, like it was blown or dug away.”
>Rarity showed the new and updated imagery of the solar system's planets.
>Every one of them had a large hole burrowed in them, thousands of megatons of minerals gone in the solar winds.
>Most of the crew had a hard time tearing their eyes away from the shaky footage taken from your visor however.
“The World Eater…” Twilight rolled the word on her tongue next to you.
>She had gotten significantly better since you returned to orbit.
>The emerald spike still rose from her chest like a thorn on a rose, but the scientist had adapted remarkably well to it.
>She even went as far as to cut holes in her t-shirts to fit it through.
>Fluttershy had, remarkably, deemed her fit for duty after she no longer showed any physical distress from it.
>Personally you could never imagine having a stone through your heart, but it didn’t seem to bother her the slightest.
>She told you, that until you found a way to safely remove it, she would rather keep it there than doing anything reckless.
>”That’s what we decided to call it in the reports.” Fluttershy responded, clutching her tablet close to her chest. “I-it’s not too c-cheesy it it?”
>No one answered.
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>>29839663
>”So ANY idea what that thing could be?” Rainbow Dash said after a few moments had passed. “It’s pretty freaky-looking…”
“Well, it eats planets.” You said sarcastically, evoking some nervous laughter among the group.
>”I think it’s kinda cool!” Pinkie said enthusiastically.
>However, a few suspicious looks made her perk down.
>”Okay maybe not THAT cool…” she whispered.


Day 88

>Once again you found yourself staring down a bar of compressed and dried food.
>A few days had passed since you left Mjölnir behind which had given you some time to get over what you saw and come to terms with it, especially with the help of Fluttershy.
>She was an excellent emotional support, and knew just what to say.
>One thing you never could come to terms with, however, were these bleak meals you had been chewing on for too long.
>Looking down the table you could see the rest of your friends thought the same.
>Strangely, Pinkie Pie seemed like the one who had the least problem chowing down on them, yet she was the one mostly affected by them both emotionally and physically.
>You had noticed certain features of hers had been drastically… diminished during this period.
>And by that you meant the constant jiggle of fluff whenever she walked around enticingly of course.
>The lounge door hydraulics broke your comfortable train of thought and through the arch from the corridor came a pink blur clad in a lab coat.
>”Good news everyone!” Fluttershy said as enthusiastically as she could manage.
>Without another word, she pulled up a net filled to the brim with all sorts of freshly grown foods ranging from fruit to vegetables to even synthetic meat.
>”This World Eater seems to turn anything into a perfect replica of earthly fertilizer, and the newest crop has grown up healthier than ever!”
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>>29839668
>A synonymous roar of excitement filled the lounge as everyone drooled over the possible meals you now could make.
>Fluttershy put the net down on the large oval table and all sorts of colorful stuff rolled out.
>Five pairs of hands eagerly reached out and grabbed whatever they could get a hold of.
>It didn’t matter what it was as long as it didn’t taste cardboard and muddy water.
>As the captain you decided to restrain yourself a bit, and instead stood up to congratulate the biotech who relished in the crews happiness.
“Great job, but there's more than this, right?”
>”Oh, yes Anon!” she nodded with a gentle smile. “The samples we gathered taught me enough to keep the greenhouse going practically indefinitely. I don’t believe we’ll have any shortages in the near future!”
>You smiled back at her in relief.
>Anything but those awful bars would satisfy you for now.
>it seemed like your crew agreed as well, as they chowed down on anything they could get their hands on.
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>>29839675

>Captains Log: 2145.24.11 18:04 Local Equestrian Time. Identity: Anon Y. Mous Confirmed.
RECORDING…
[Audible belch]
>Pardon me, whoever’s listening. I haven’t eaten that well in about a month now.
>I was sceptical using alien soil to grow our food, but our biotech assured me it was no different from Equestrian soil.
>Either way it seems to work out for us for now, until someone starts laying eggs or having other symptoms like aliens breaching their stomach…
[Laughter]
[Silence]
>This World Eater worries me still…
>It turns anything into earthly dirt, but why?
>And why did it only burrow through the center and not just eat the entire planet?
>And last but not least, can it eat stars?
>That would explain why the red dwarf was so close to its death…
[Silence]
>Yeah, I won’t get any answers by talking to myself.
END OF RECORDING…
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>>29839681

>The elevator doors slid open and revealed the dimly lit laboratory.
>It was bigger than the one aboard the shuttle, but it surprised you how much space was reserved for the greenhouse farm.
>Standing in front of the windows overlooking the crops stood the woman of the hour, Dr. Fluttershy, busy taking notes on her tablet.
>As you walked towards her, she turned around and looked over the edge of her glasses.
>The lenses and thick obsidian frame accentuated her eyes well, and made them seem a bit larger than they actually were.
“You’re all alone down here?” you asked her, looking around the room a bit closer.
>”Twilight took the day off, said she had some reports to write. How are you doing Anon?”
>She put down her tool and approached you.
>Almost immediately she started studying you from top to bottom, looking for signs of wear or injuries.
>You chuckled at her concern but dismissed her.
“I’m fine, really.”
>The doctor blushed and took a step back.
>”Oh, right… please excuse me.”
>A few moments of silence passed before you decided to speak up again.
“But how about you?”
>She looked at you with curiosity and cocked her head.
>”W-what about me?”
“I’d say most people would lose their shit over being shot at by a giant beam which melted their livestock, not to mention seeing something capable of eating planets… I wanted to talk to you about it when I found you on the floor cleaning up your coffee puddle.”
>”It just slipped, Anon, it happens. There's nothing to worry about!”
>You looked at her suspiciously, but couldn’t find anything about her which wasn’t sincere.
>The biotech sighed with a weak smile and turned to towards her greenhouse, staring longingly at something far beyond the dimly lit grey walls.
>”I may not be as brave as the others,” she continued, still watching over the garden. “...but I’m not as easily affected by things like that anymore. I’ve changed a lot since we were kids, Anon.”
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>>29839686
>You didn’t say anything.
>You didn’t feel like it was necessary.
>Fluttershy practically radiated confidence, something you didn’t really expect from her person.
>”But I do appreciate the concern, at least!” she turned back to you with a gentle and kind smile, like she used to do back then.
>Her long hair flowing in the breeze from the ventilation was hypnotizing to look at, but her voice kept you tethered.
>”If anything, I think it’s Applejack you should be concerned about.”
“Applejack?” you echoed, bewildered by her statement. “Since when was she affected by anything like this?”
>”Maybe not what we’ve experienced, but she’s showing signs of depression and have denied my offers for counseling.”
>You scratched your stubble.
>Applejack didn’t seem like she had any issues being on this ship at all.
>The last month had everyone feeling down though, but you had every reason to believe Fluttershy due to her medical expertise.
>It was the reason she was brought onto the program in the first place.
>”Thanks Flutters, I’ll talk to her when I get the chance.”
>A bright light shone in the corner of your eye, and you winced at the sudden change in luminosity.
>You turned towards the glass plates separating you from a jungle of nourishment, and on the other side of the green fields you could spot the virtual sun rising above the flora.
>It was surprisingly lifelike, reflecting colorful rays off of the synthetic clouds and scattering them in reds and pinks across the room.
>You felt soft fingers caress your hand as Fluttershy took it in her own.
>It was impossible to know what tomorrow would bring for you and your crew, but judging by the recent events you were sure it would be more than interesting.
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>>29839698

>Blue lights illuminated the hull of the Excalibur as the impressive ship slowly made her way through the void.
>The distant stars twinkled welcomingly, inviting curious minds to ponder their existence.
>Strangely enough, were you anything but human, the universe would be humming with an ominous energy.
>You did not tread the stars unnoticed.

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And that's it for chapter 4! Hope you enjoyed that, and see you in chapter 5, comming soon to a thread near you.

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>>29839742
No, that's wrong. It is in fact the end of chapter 3! HA!
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>>29839742
This was a great chapter. I liked it.
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>>29836990
She better know a lot about treating bullet wounds or he's still screwed. Also how's RD going to react when his alibi for being late is a set of fresh scars?
>>29836997
That's a cute Leni.
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Is Grey still going to make that Dr. Minuette green?
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>>29839742
>>29839754
Can't wait, Lilith.
>>29841269
Yes, I am. It just turns out that I have a lot of school stuff to write about too, with three different due dates literally tomorrow, Thursday and Friday. I swear they're making it like this on purpose, cramming all the essays into one week the way they are.
But I'm going to try and get out what I can anyway because I need an excuse to try hard.
Expect an update pretty soon. I'm gonna post it under the name I use for super lewdness.
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>>29841335
How many aliases do you have?
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>>29841371
how many breads have you eaten in your life?
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>>29841993
What?
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>>29836997
ill be wating
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That moment you realize that your project is on it's last two weeks so you're just super hyped for the great climax that may end up with screeches of rigging as is the typical response to anyone winning anything videogame ai related.
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>>29842253
I'm aching for this weekend already.
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>>29842739
I'm just glad everyone's been having fun watching, at least those that have been giving it a shot. I know I still have a lot more planned for you anons, but it all just depends on how much you want.

I know you all want babbies at least though.
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>>29842835
We love you too, man.
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>tfw we actually are gradually improving
Holy shit it's working!
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>>29843648
Hope it keeps going.
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>>29844256
Maybe if we throw some story ideas out there.

Keep throwing shit at the wall, and eventually something will stick.
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>>29843648
It's improving because of content creators being active.
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>>29844346
Thanks captain obvious
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I don't really have anything till later this week because Waifu Wars recording and such.
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>>29841335
>filename
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>>29835529
>>29835313
>You spend the week studying.
>Nothing too heavy.
>Mostly thinking about what to say to Abacus.
>She can't possibly mean she can't be your friend just because of a dumb competition.
>Part of you is mad at her but you sort of want to sort it out.
>It's not long before you bump into her again.
>You waited on purpose.
>Maybe she's gonna be cooler now.
"Hey."
>"Hi Anon." Says Abacus, not so quiet this time.
>Avoid glances, but she talks again. "Listen uh, I have something to say."
"What is it?"
>"I was a little... quick to assume last time we talked. I thought about it. I was wondering if you really did just want to hang out with me."
>You feel like you want to remind her right away.
"It's okay. You know I don't care about top student placement right?"
>She looks at you. Confused.
>"You don't care? Then how did you make it all the way to second place?"
>Sadly you do know why.
>Not your favorite truth in the world but it's still a truth.
"I don't spend any time talking to people outside of school." You confess.
>Maybe she'll believe you, maybe not.
>"So do you just do nothing else but homework and study?" Abacus asks immediately.
>You nod.
>"How strange. I've rarely gotten a chance to talk to that many people at all outside my academics as well." She says.
"You too?"
>"That's why I wanted to apologize. Because I don't want to turn you away. At least not when you wanted to talk to me first."
"Oh, well its all good."
>"I guess I can hang out just once. We can talk about things that don't involve school and I won't get in trouble."
"You won't what?"
>Abacus stiffens and looks into space for a second.
>"Uh nothing. You doing anything after school?"
>She looks a little lonelier now.
>Looking at you more.
"I never really am. Well, almost never."
>A teacher walks by and stops at the two of you.
>"Hurry up and get to fifth period, you two."
>"R-right away." Abacus answers.
>In just two seconds she seems to have forgotten you were talking and goes to class.
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>>29847734
Interesting. I haven't seen any young Cinch green/fic besides this one.
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>>29836990

>Moondancer carries you all the way back to your vehicle.
>Police sirens can be heard in the distance.
>”Will you be able to drive?”
“Yeah, I think I can…”
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPt1dQUxdPw
>Moondancer enters your vehicle and closes the door behind her.
>You insert the key and turn the engine on.
>”If you want me to help you out then drive to Crystal Prep High.”
“W-why there?”
>”Trust me, I have some equipment ready in the biology lab.”
>You literally have no one to go to.
“I hope you know what you’re doing.”
>You step on the gas and burn some tires to drive away from the building.
“You saw what happened there…why would you want to help me?”
>”Well…you know, because I was held there against my will? You showed those assholes a lesson!”
“What happened in the first place?”
>”The last thing I remember that I heading to the public library to keep working on the research I’ve been working up on and then someone put a cloth right up my face that smelled funny…then everything went dark-”
>You take a very risky turn with a red light.
”-And the next thing I knew when I woke up I was there, sitting in an empty and dark room, tied…then I knew what was going on.”
“You did?”
>”Duh! Everyone is talking about you! I must admit, your actions have left everybody speechless in my school.”
>That’s not good.
>”And I must admit, I’m impressed. It seems you’re doing this for a good cause! Why else would you face such risks to save random girls from The Order of Silver?”
>You don’t even know what to reply.
>”Your case is incredibly special! I really want to study your mind!” She says with a squeal, “I can’t believe it myself! I’m sitting next to The Canterlot Maniac! EEEE!!!”
“The Canterlot Maniac?!”
>”That’s the name the media has given to you! O-of course, I won’t use it if you feel offended by it!”
“Oh brother…”
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>>29848399

“And this is why you never meet your fans.”
>Moondancer lets out an awkward chuckle.
>”I um…thanks for saving me and the others back there. I-I could’ve been sold to that nasty Saddle Arabian.”
“Who?”
>”Arid Oasis. That’s a name I heard back in that safehouse. Apparently he was very angry at The Order of Silver for the girls you rescued in the 51st street incident.”
“How do you know all of this?”
>”While I was tied those thugs kept talking said incident. They even mentioned that there’s a bounty on your head.”
“A bounty?!”
>Jeez, these guys must hate your guts by now. You’re ruining their business.
>”Yes, you need to be more careful. But the best thing is that they know nothing about you, not even your looks…although, your voice sounds pretty young.”
>This girl is starting to creep you out.
>You’re glad you’re near CPH.

>You park your vehicle in the prissy high school’s parking lot.
>”Walk to that window over there, I’ll open it from the inside and you climb inside the lab understood?”
>You have nothing to lose.
>Moondancer runs into the building, and you stumble on your way there.
>She opens the biology’s lab window and helps you break into the room.
>”Hurry!”
>Moondancer grabs some peroxide and surgical tools.
>”This is uh…dissecting equipment. Don’t worry, I’ve practiced and studied a lot and know both amphibian and human anatomy!”
>She shows you jars filled with dissected frogs and human fetuses.
>What the fuck.
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>>29848406

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGXV1c7VcG0
>”Umm…I don’t think I’ll be able to help you unless you take off your clothes.”
>You take off your jacket and then you rip off the sleeve of your t-shirt.
>Moondancer gulps when she takes a closer look at your chest and bloody arm.
>Moondancer looks at the bulletholes.
>”Fortunately no bones, veins or arteries were hit, you lucky bastard. Otherwise you’d be dead by now.”
>Moondancer disinfects the ‘surgical’ equipment and warns you:
>”This is gonna hurt…”
“Do your thing…”
>”Okay…you better take off that mask and bite on this rag.”
>You just grab the bag and slide it under the mask.
>”Ooor you could do that as well…”

>Sixty painful minutes later.
>”Well I’ll be…” Moondancer says as she places a bullet in a tray, “The bullets just grazed you. Only one lodged into your arm.”
>Moondancer just finished stapling your wounds.
>And you had to endure all the procedure.
>You’re exhausted as hell.
>And you feel like fainting.
“T-thanks a lot Moondancer…”
>”I guess that makes us even…you saved my life and I saved yours.”
“You seem like a nice girl. I’m glad you weren’t harmed.”
>”And I’m glad you came to save me. Goodness knows what they were planning to do to me.”
>Moondancer grabs a paper and writes onto it what it appears to be a phone number.
>”Umm…I know this is a bit awkward but, if you run into trouble then call this number and I’ll be sure to help you out in any way I can,” she says as she hands you the paper.
>You grab the paper and stuff it in your jeans.
“Yeah, man. You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever seen. Say, can you do me a favor right now?”
>”Hmm?”
“Gather me some info on that Saddle Arabian okay? Why does he want so many girls? Who is gathering for them? I doubt Silver Fang can get contacts of this magnitude.”
>”I’ll do all I can. And you’re right…Silver Fang doesn’t have the contacts, he must work for someone who has them.”
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>>29848413

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QPEVQp1MZw
“Thanks Moonie,” you say as you take off your mask, “Moonie, can I call you that?”
>Moondancer is speechless, but nods in a cute way.
“Good. Name’s Anonymous by the way…I’m a Canterlot High Student and the current coach of the female soccer team, I’m sixteen years old and I was born in Detrot. I moved here almost five months ago,” you scribble on another paper, “this is my phone number, my MyStable nickname, my e-mail and my Bleeter account.”
>”A-Anon…why are you giving me all of this information?”
“Remember, this is a secret between us. Don’t say a word to your family or friends. Why? Because I don’t want you to waste more time looking up information about me, besides I trust you. That’s it.”
>Moondancer doesn’t know what to reply.
>You pull out the gun from your jacket’s pocket.
>”Besides, I don’t think I have to show you how I was able to gun down those thugs…”
>You press the weapon against Moondancer’s left temple and then you pull the trigger.
>[CLIC]
>She whimpers in fear.
>”…”
>You smile at her and place the weapon inside one of your jacket’s pockets once again and then you stuff the rubber mask in the other.
“Relax, the gun is empty,” you say as you caress her soft cheeks.
>You walk away from her and jump out the lab’s window.
“I’ll see you around Moonie. Thanks for everything, perhaps one of these days I’ll invite you over for a meal and then I’ll explain everything to you. Remember, not a word okay?”
>Moondancer nods, then waves at you, still in shock, from the laboratory.
>You walk towards your vehicle and drive away from there, still in pain.
>The best thing now would be to skip school, work as well, to rest and relax back at your home.

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>>29848421
>You press the weapon against Moondancer’s left temple and then you pull the trigger.
>[CLIC]
>“Relax, the gun is empty,” you say as you caress her soft cheeks.
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>>29848421
well then... add one more to the harem
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>>29848544
>harem
I don't think this one's gonna be in any harem, judging from that creepy turn of events
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You guys mind if I repost a story I wrote for another thread here?
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>>29848982
Depends, what's it about?
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>>29848982
Threads always need more content.
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>>29848421
>You press the weapon against Moondancer’s left temple and then you pull the trigger.
>[CLIC]
>“Relax, the gun is empty,” you say as you caress her soft cheeks.

Anon, what the fuck man.
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؜>>29848421
>”Besides, I don’t think I have to show you how I was able to gun down those thugs…”
>You press the weapon against Moondancer’s left temple and then you pull the trigger.
>[CLIC]
>*BLAM*
>*SPLAT*
>...
>...
>...
"Fuck."
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؜>>29849101
That's a pretty neat trick.
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>>29848421
Oh boy, looks like he forgot all about Rainbow. I wonder how this will blow in his face.
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>>29848421
Noice
no ETA on next update?
felices pascuas negro inutil
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>>29849952
Better off that way because he would lie again
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>>29848982
Go ahead
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>>29848421
>”Besides, I don’t think I have to show you how I was able to gun down those thugs…”
>You press the weapon against Moondancer’s left temple and then you pull the trigger.
>[CLIC]
>She whimpers in fear.
>”…”
>[CLIC, CLIC, CLIC...]
>You start to wonder if you're out of ammo.
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>>29848982
Go for it
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>>29851329
go shit on a dick
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Bump for possible Colgate story
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>>29853777
Trips do demand it. I wasn't planning on doing it, thinking that someone was, but I'd be more than willing to crank sometimhing out for ya.
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>>29848421

>For now, you’ll wash your clothes and change into a new outfit.
>If you start to feel better then perhaps you’ll be able to work today.
>If these damn staples didn’t itch so much…

>Once you arrived to your home you got your clothes in the washing machine and cleaned the blood that leaked from your body off the driver’s seat.
>You changed into a new outfit and finally lay on your bed to get some rest.
>What a crazy ass day.
>You barely got out of there alive, and only thanks to-
>http://picosong.com/iPNS/
>Your smartphone just rung.
>(1) new MyStable friendship request.
>Moondancer.
>Well, it looks like she really wants to get to know you a little better.
>You accept her request.
>Perhaps she wants to check your photos out.
>You hope she likes the shirtless photo you uploaded a week ago.
>1 new reaction from: Moondancer.
>She loves said photo.
>Surprise surprise…
>You check out her account.
>5 friends? And one of them is her sister.
>Aww…poor lil’ thing.
>She’s very cute, but she can get a little creepy at times.
>Multiple notifications pop up.
>She’s giving all of your photos that “love” reaction.
>Yep, creepy.
>She must not be the social type.
>Hell, who are you to judge?
>You’ve only had ONE true friend.
>This time, you feel like you’re living a lie.
>You decide to check out her profile.
>Well, she does look cute.
>Maybe if she got rid of those huge glasses and combed her hair a little she’d get more fans.
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>>29854585

>You send her a message.
[“No hard feelings over the gun right?”]
>Moondancer is replying.
>[“Not at all! It was really scary…but in a good way, wow! My heart was beating so fast, it was so exciting!”]
>This girl must be pretty bored with her everyday life.
[“Cute profile pic by the way.”]
>[“Thanks :3 ! How are you feeling?”]
[“I’m starting to feel better, and at the same time worse…these damn staples just itch so much.”]
>[“It’s awful yes, but the pain will eventually go away.”]
>Moondancer is typing…
>[“By the way, mind explaining me what drove you to do all those heinous acts?”]
[“I’d love to, but you wouldn’t get it. It’s rather complex.”]
>[“Okay, I trust there will be a proper time to discuss this mess we’re both in.”]
[“Both?”]
>[“Well duh, I helped out a serious threat escape from the police once again ;) so that makes me an accomplice.”]
[“I’ll take full responsibility, but not until I’m done with Silver Fang’s crap.”]
>[“Some students are taking some of their drugs in our school…is it the same in yours?”]
[“It happened, but I took care of that…I caught the dealer and bailed her out of jail after a long talk as well.”]
>[“I bought drugs myself and here I am at the lab, trying to figure out what they are made of. I haven’t tried them myself obviously.”]
[“Don’t even bother, look. I’ll do whatever I can to keep those things at bay. If you have any info on your school’s dealer let me know and I’ll take care of it.”]
>[“Okay, be careful though. If you get hurt in a delicate area like your chest, or crotch, then you’ll need to get immediate hospital attention…”]
>She’s right.
>So was Sunset Shimmer.
>You’ve been playing with fire.
>And you got burned already.
>Probably next time you won’t be so lucky.
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>>29854594

[“Moondancer, have you talked to your parents?”]
>[“They are not home…both are far away on a business trip. All I have is a sister who is very busy to hang out with me, so yeah. They weren’t aware I was kidnapped…”]
>Poor girl.
>[“I think I shouldn’t talk to them about this incident, otherwise they’d ask for details…”]
[“You’re pretty smart Moonie; I like that in a girl, but in your case you’re pretty AND smart.”]
>[“Wow, gosh…umm, thanks Anon. First time someone said that to me…”]
>She just sent a ‘kiss’ sticker.
>Play it smooth Anon.
>The more you cheer up and flirt with the lonely egghead the less she will be likely to rat on you.
>No need to make more enemies than the ones you already have.

>Your smartphone rings once again.
>http://picosong.com/iPKy/
>Rainbow Dash? Why is she…
>Oh crap!
>You completely forgot about her!
“H-hello?”
>[“You jerk! You stood me up!”]
“Sorry! I got caught up in some business and I couldn’t go back to school!”
>[“Principal Celestia noticed I was gone and then she walked out of the gym to look out for me! Thanks to you I got detention! Asshole…”
“Crap, I’m so sorry…”
>[“Hurr durr, I’m so sorry…jackass, and here I was, all wet down there.”]
“Let me make it up for you.”
>[“Yeah right…I don’t want to talk to you right now.”]
“You were the one that called-“
>Rainbow hung up.
“Dammit Rainbow!”
>You shrug it off and keep texting Moondancer.
>[“Wow…the Canterlot Maniac is a 16 y.o. teen from CHS…and I rode with him in his awesome car!”]
[“Moonie?”]
>[“Oops, sorry Anon :T ”]
>Man, you just can’t get yourself into deeper shit now can you?
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>>29854600

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGMgoPBNaP4
>”WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GIRLS GOT AWAY?!” Pink Penny yells at the only survivor of the massacre you just commited.
>The survivor coughs up blood.
>”It was that masked freak once again…one girl helped him out escape after he freed all the others, I thought I had…gotten him for sure, but he shot at me and I fell down the stairs.”
>”I don’t give a rat’s ass about what happened to you! Fucking hell!”
>Both Pink Penny and Silver Fang look desperate.
>”Those girls were scheduled to be sold to Arid Oasis by tomorrow’s morning! And you fuck ups can’t do anything right?!”
>Silver Fang tells his henchmen to finish up what you left pending.
>His henchmen kill the goon with a single bullet on his forehead and give Silver Fang yet another cruel beating.
>”Next time you fuck up kid…you’ll wish you were him.”
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>>29854607
Now you are just spoiling us...
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>>29854607
>no "more later"
>inb4 he disappears for three months without an update
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>>29841371
A few.
>>29847602
Someone got the reference. I'm impressed.
>>29842835
We want it all, man. This wrestling thing is pretty freaking cool.
>>29848982
Don't mind at all.
>>29853777
Here it goes:
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Title: Oral Fucking Hygiene.
>>29854892
Prologue:
>Dr. Minuette has been your dentist ever since you were a kid, and all the way into adulthood.
>She was in her mid 20’s when you met her and was very recently employed as a dentist after many years of school.
>It’s hilarious, looking back at how scared you were of having someone poke at your teeth with sharp objects, and all the other scary things that came with a dentist appointment.
>It was like the risk of feeling the pain of a flu shot every minute or so for a half an hour.
>You were always concerned about Dr. Minuette being new, and not as experienced as the older dentists.
>But she assured you that she knew what she was doing. And it did begin to show after about two or three appointments every six months.
>To your surprise, despite your wild imagination as a kid, her hands never slipped up. Dr. Minuette was as stable as a surgeon with her hands.
>But still, you always felt super relieved when you left the dentist’s office. Another survival.
>Even though you were almost certain that you were going to be bleeding form your mouth for the next day or two.
>When you turned 12, you started eating way too many sweets. And guess what suffered from it?
>Dr. Minuette had to warn you countless times about getting cavity fillings.
>You were scheduled for an extra appointment after turning 13, following all those months of not listening.
>Needless to say, you did learn your lesson. But it wasn’t long before your teeth were bright and shiny again.
>Dr. Minuette kept telling you that you were her favorite patient, and you never really read into that. Though, you did start to like her more after hitting puberty.
>The fear of getting your gums accidentally mutilated was replaced by something… different?
>All you knew is that if you told your friends at school, they would probably tease you for having a crush on your dentist.
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>>29854899
>But shit, they had no idea she was a 28 year old angel that brightened your smile every-
>You always had to beat back dumb thoughts like that from your head. Saying that out loud would get you laughed at no matter how hot your dentist was.
>However, your peers found different friends anyway. So you never talked about anything to eachother anymore by the time you were in high school. Not that you cared at that point.
>Dr. Minuette was closer to you than any of your distant friends were anyway. She talked about how things in your life were going every time there was an appointment as small talk, the usual things dentists do with their patients.
>You told her stories about that one weird kid who kept pineapple slices in his binders. It took a lot to get her to believe you; there were a lot of other stories you told her that you made up only to make your life sound more interesting. But this story was actually true.
>The most interesting thing that Dr. Minuette told you was how she and other dentists would ask their patients more questions as small talk after they put something in their mouths so the patient would sound silly when they try to answer. Usually when X-rays are being done.
>She told you it was one of the only ways they had to entertain themselves while working all day, and that the job wouldn’t be worth it without doing that (excluding the hefty paycheck, of course).
>Dr. Minuette said not to tell anyone else this “dentist’s secret” about making the patients sounding silly trying to talk. You promised, especially since she never really did it to you and instead told you about how some dentists do that on purpose instead.
>It felt like such a deep dark secret that you weren’t supposed to know about if you weren’t a dentist. Like some running joke that’s only funny if you keep it a secret from everyone whom the joke’s on.
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>>29854905
>By the time you were 17, you eventually told Dr. Minuette a few things you never told anywhere else. Nothing too bad, just petty little drama that high schoolers normally got caught up in. Doesn’t take much thought to fill in the blanks for what those could be.
>Some of the drama in your senior year of high school got… serious. To put it lightly.
>Long story short, a couple of students got suspended as a result, and another absolute sperg student ran away to some island resort somewhere, and law enforcement couldn’t legally do anything to get him back.
>But Dr. Minuette got the full long story, which lasted well over a half an hour after the appointment ended. It’s a good thing her next patient wasn’t scheduled for another two hours.
>The things from that story and some more personal drama was bringing you down in life. And you hated to admit it, but you were brushing your teeth less often as a result.
>And it wasn’t hard for Dr. Minuette to notice. But she was nice enough to clean your teeth extra thoroughly during those “darker” days, as you dramatically called them.
>You were pretty much overreacting to high school drama, but it seemed like Dr. Minuette just thought it was pretty cute. You were actually grateful that she wasn’t annoyed or anything.
>Maybe she just went through the same type of phase when she was your age about 10 years before. Her smile did look like a nostalgic one.
>And your smile looked like a brighter one pretty much only because of Dr. Colgate. She’s the only one who motivated you to brush your teeth after every meal and before bed.
>But the important part was that she made your smile actually genuine too.
>Your routine to brush your teeth all the time helped you stay active and healthy and all that wholesome corny stuff.
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>>29854911
>It was clear that you needed to keep her as your dentist as you entered college. You only saw her pretty much once every six months, but even that small amount of time spent with Dr. Minuette was more valuable than the time spend with anyone else outside your family.
>Not only that, but you were finally 18 years old. And one of the first thoughts in your mind was to maybe finally try to start something further with your hot dentist.
>The more the possibility grew, the more you fantasized about it. So many tissue boxes used up…
>You were just a dopey young man getting your hopes up for dating Dr. Minuette, and only thought it was likely to happen because she kept calling you her “favorite patient”.
>You never really believed that; you assumed she told all of her patients that.
>But you were going to soon discover that she actually meant it.

End of Prologue.
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Lol, you think I'm done?
>>29854917
>…
>The Dentist’s offices always smell like this; so pristine and intoxicating.
>You have no idea whether it’s from all of the toothpaste that’s around these parts or… what. It’s never been something you think too in-depth about.
>What’s weird is that no one else is here. Not even anyone at the front desk.
>Despite the clock striking high noon fourteen minutes ago.
>Shouldn’t the door be locked and the lights off if this place is closed?
>”Oh good, you’re here!” A cheery voice welcomes you before you stand up. “Come on up.”
>Dr. Minuette always recognized you. You scarcely even had to show your ID anymore in recent times.
>Your longtime dentist appears behind the desk alone, donning her usual white coat that compliments her ocean blue complexion. The front of the collar always just low cut enough to show a tad bit of cleavage.
>Something you used to sneak involuntary glances at to remember later when you were first becoming interested.
>”Let’s head on back.”
>You follow Dr. Minuette to the same room you’ve spent so many appointments in. Rest yourself onto the chair.
>”So how’s my favorite patient doing?”
>You silently chuckle at what she calls you.
“Everything’s going alright. Feeling like I’m gonna pass all my classes this semester.”
>”You been brushing every day?” Her voice grows almost singsongy.
“Yup. Flossing too.” You answer the next question she was going to ask.
>”That’s what I like to hear.” Dr. Minuette gets the equipment ready. “Anything interesting happen in your fist year?”
“It was sort of quiet. Except for a party or two, I guess.”
>Dr. Minuette chuckles. “What kind of party was it?” She asks in a slightly implicit manner.
>You smile at the floor.
>She knows what this probably means.
>”Aw, come on! Don’t leave me hanging!”
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>>29854922
“Well, it…” You hold back a few giggles. “I promise I didn’t go driving anywhere afterward. So it’s not like I was putting my life in danger or anything.”
>Dr. Minuette nods her head assuringly. “Good, good. You just slept it all off after drinking some water, right?”
“Well… I passed out.” You break into a short laugh with Dr. Minuette reciprocating a second later. “But like… why the water, though?”
>”Makes the hangover not as bad. Especially if you drink some water right before the beer then some after.”
>You smile and widen your eyes a little at the fact that she knows this. Dr. Minuette only smiles back.
>”Oh yeah.” She responds with a little bit of sass. “I’ve been there.”
>You laugh a little again.
>She continues as she gets the X-ray machine ready. ”I remember my first dorm party. So many years ago. Isn’t it weird being drunk?”
“It’s really hard to even walk around in the dorm after I had enough.”
>”I know, right?! And it’s weird because my dorm was so small, yet I still managed to get lost… on the floor… I woke up the next morning under my bed.” She laughs.
“Heh, really? What else happened that night that lead up to that?”
>Dr. Minuette already has the plastic accessory in her hand that you’re supposed to bit down onto for the X-ray.
>”I’ll tell ya in a sec.”
“Ah, gotcha.”
>You soon bite down onto the plastic, and Dr. Minuette doesn’t ask you anything until the X-rays are done being taken and you can speak coherently again.
>Dr. Minuette soon goes off on tangent after tangent about how “freaky” her roommates were. A few things about how they would go to a dorm where guys were, soon bring them back and then party a lot while being in the same dorm as her and tried to get her to join them.
>About how she eventually couldn’t resist… and found herself drinking beer from under a funnel twenty minutes after that.
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>>29854926
>”I soon got so dizzy that I felt more comfortable on the floor on my back from drinking from the funnel, so I just lied on my side for the rest of the night and watched TV. Everyone else was chilling on the beds and offered for me to come up, and I was like ‘Naw, I’m good’.” Dr. Minuette recalls as she works on your teeth.
>You’ve always liked the feeling of her fingers pressing against the side of your mouth through the latex gloves.
>The overhead light is blinding you by now. You barely get to make out Dr. Minuette’s deep blue eyes and the outline of her matching blue hair.
>The eyes meet yours like they normally do. You stare at eachother as she tells the story to you, a slight raise of Dr. Minuette’s eyebrows hinting at something.
>Dr. Minuette finishes the story right as she lets you be free to talk again. “So my back hurt for the next couple of days because of the way I was lying on my side. But yeah, that’s how that happened.”
“Well I’m glad I decided to stay on my bed when I did it.”
>”Yeah, that’s the smarter move.”
“I almost fell off a few times.”
>”Yeah.” Dr. Minuette sets her utensils down. “Anyway, time for the real questions.” She leans in a little closer and speaks more quietly. “Did you get laid?”
>A tingle shoots up your spine.
>Dr. Minuette is wearing a mask over her mouth, but you can still see that eager smile on her face as clear as day.
“O-oh…” You stutter, soon answering instantly. “Uh, I didn’t.”
>Briefly notice the mask get pushed outward by presumably a sigh of relief.
>”Oh?”
“Yeah, uh, nah I was around girls and everything. But things didn’t really go anywhere in that way. But it’s fine.”
>”Well did you want to? If you don’t mind me asking.”
>This is far from the first iffy conversation you’ve had with Dr. Minuette. You’ve actually started to like it, especially now for obvious reasons.
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>>29854929
“Oh I don’t mind. It’s just that, I didn’t really feel like doing it… there and then. I guess you could say i’m the kind of guy who would want it to be special or something.”
>Meanwhile, you’re still feeling at least a little weird and fuzzy inside because Dr. Minuette is actually talking to you about something like this. You consider taking this more into flirting territory, like how you’ve wanted to do for years.
>She’s always really comfortable with you bringing up personal stuff anyway.
>”Oh, I gotcha.”
>Dr. Minuette picks up the utensils again.
>You open up and let her fingers slip into your mouth again.
>She’s polishing your teeth with that little drill sounding thing now. The part that used to be scary is over now.
>”I totally get why you didn’t give it up at a party. Doesn’t really make it feel special. I mean, were the girls people you knew before or not?” She then adds. “Just nod or shake your head.”
>Shake your head.
>”Yeah, you see, I was the same way, I have to admit. I wasn’t about to have my first time with some drunk meathead in an undershirt and sweatpants with pizza grease all over his hands. I’m a bit more classy than that, at least. Erhm… minus the funnel thing, of course. But that was a different kind of first time.”
>You feel Dr. Minuette leaning into you.
>She can see it in your eyes that you felt it, finishing up with the polishing brush early and setting it down to let you spit into the pan and speak again.
>”So you wanna have it be special how? Like, a late night date after eating at a fancy restaurant?” She asks.
>You blush.
“Well, I guess it would just have to be with someone I really know. That’s really the only thing that would make it mean a lot to me.” You tried your very, very best to be subtle… and did almost the opposite.
>”Makes sense.”
“If you don’t mind me asking, is that how you had your… uh, first time?”
>Now the blush is on Dr. Minuette’s face, under the little white mask.
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>>29854934
>”Heh, funny story. Well, not an actual story, it’s just that… there is no story of my first time yet.”
>Damn it, stop heating up.
“Oh.”
>”…Yeah.” Dr. Minuette almost giggles. “Yep.”
“Yeah.”
>Neither of you can stop smiling.
>Dr. Minuette reaches for the floss. “Well anyway, we’re almost done. Just gotta floss and finish up.”
“Right.”
>The feeling of her fingers slipping against the sides of your mouth feels a lot more sincere now. You’re certainly enjoying it more than before.
>Internally praying to yourself that she’s going to try something.
>Just something.
>Anything!
>You’re literally begging for it where she can’t hear what you’re saying. If only she could read your mind.
>After Dr. Minuette finishes with the floss, she walks over to the door to the room and closes it.
>Very obviously taking a deep breath to herself as she does this. You watch her like a hawk, hoping.
>”Ooookay… just gonna run through your stats really quickly.” Dr. Minuette perches over her computer desk and types a few things.
>Your eyes are just glued to her body now. Taking note of how clingy the white coat is.
>Imagine undoing the front and pulling it off of her.
>The thought makes you a little stiff in your boxers.
>Dr. Minuette gets her little mirror on a stick and faces you. “Open wide.”
>The last part: she inspects and analyzes your teeth.
>Time is running out for anything to happen, though she did close the door. You can’t remember if she’s done that any of the times before.
>A sudden jolt in the chair startles you. You barely flinched, though.
>”It’s okay.” Dr. Minuette presses the button on the side of the chair.
>You feel the back go completely horizontal. Dr. Minuette readjusts her fingers in your mouth. She leans her face in a little bit closer than usual, letting her breathing from her nose tickle the side of your cheek.
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>>29854937
>That essence of her presence makes you curl your fingers on the arm rests. You’re so frozen in place that you might as well be tied down.
>All Dr. Minuette has to do is look down to see what’s going on in your lap; it’s doing anything but going back down.
>Look down she does.
>Her eyes gleam slightly as a barely noticeable grin almost crosses her face.
>Dr. Minuette almost reluctantly reaches for the buttons again. This time, you feel the part of the chair under your legs sink down. Pointing your feet more towards the floor.
>Making your erect member more apparent. And Dr. Minuette’s eyes wander south more frequently.
>Excitement holds you paralyzed. You wait for anything that comes next.
>Your own eyes wander south, catching glimpses of Dr. Minuette’s cleavage as she bends forward. It gives her a more prominent tent to look at.
>It’s pretty clear that she knows.
>Her breathing slows.
>Your heartbeat speeds up.
>These unspoken hits are being taken.
>The little mirror is placed on the table, but Dr. Minuette’s fingers stay on the edges of your mouth. Her free fingers cup the sides of your jaw, and the thumbs caress your lips as your mouth mostly closes.
>She doesn’t tell you to open wider. All you hear is the sound of one of her shoes hitting the floor on the opposite side of the chair she was standing at.
>Dr. Minuette’s fingers penetrate between your lips to keep them from closing and gently rub along your teeth. Her breaths getting shaky for a couple of seconds.
>She’s trying something! She’s actually making a move!
>You mentally prepare to promise not to tell anyone.
>About this brand new secret you and-
>”Can you… uh… just yes or no?” Dr. Minuette nearly whispers.
“Mhm.”
>She responds with a nod, pulls her fingers out of the way and lightly mashes her lips against yours through the little white mask over her mouth.
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>>29854940
>Her legs give in to desire, and you feel her slowly drop down onto your waist. She feels your member flinch against her mound, which you feel happen just as much.
>”So this is a good first time for us, then.”
“Yes.” You nod as well.
>”Oh wow, oh my gosh.” Dr. Minuette’s voice almost falls silent. “Well that was worth the risk.” She shudders in relief to herself. “Wow…”
“I was… I was actually waiting for something to happ-”
>”Shh, I know.” She runs her fingers along your lips once. “Let’s do this. Kay? Our first time.”
>You silently nod, and her lips through the mask are returned to yours. You pucker up more this time.
>Rolling your eyes back as Dr. Minuette silences herself as well and begins to kiss deeper.
>The mouth mask between your lips couldn’t feel thinner. Getting creased and wrinkled up as the kissing gets more enthusiastic.
>The straps to the mask around Dr. Minuette’s ears loosen; the mask succumbs to the soft pairs of lips mashing against it from either side. It gives way, and falls away to Dr. Minuette’s chin.
>Dr. Minuette grabs your hands and moves them to her chest. You find the buttons on her white coat to undo.
>Her unveiled lips clamp with yours, parting to release a strong minty taste into your clean mouth.

All for now, folks! Gonna make this one as lewd as I can since I'm using this name and trip.

>>29854868
He's gonna be back, don't worry.
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>>29854950
Oh fuck yes! Keep going please
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>>29854911
>absolute sperg student ran away to some island resort somewhere
RRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOUUUU!
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
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>>29854950
Hot
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>>29854607
>>29854868
These past few days have been great.
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>>29854868

I think he proved you wrong for several days already pal.
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>>29854950
Fucking nice
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>>29855107
Didn't he say he's continuing it? Or was he memeing?
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>>29854950
Oh my fuck please continue.
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>>29854950
>Dr. Minuette will never be your sugarmama that loves you.
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>>29854950
This is a great read so far. Hope to see more when I wake up.
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Tomorrow Recording Day, Saturday is cytube day, nearing the climax.

4/15 - Tournament Begins:
Chrysalis vs Vinyl Scratch
Fluttershy vs Princess Luna
Sunset Shimmer vs Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash vs Pinkie Pie
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>>29859356
So ready.
>>29859290
Goodnight Anon. I'm going to bed too.
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>>29859816
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>>29854600
Was she trying to immediately text someone else about it?
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Pre-bed bump.
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Pre-notbed bump
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>>29829396
Can't wait for more dr. Minuette.
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>>29862834
Same
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Promised stallions so here... and put in Discord.
Discord vs Big Mac vs Sombra vs Shining vs Bulk vs Braeburn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwBRix9YjJ8
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>>29864962
Big Red Cock > Fagets
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do any of you play artificial academy 2? have you made any of the girls in it?
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9 bump before bed
>inb4 the new ep activity tomorrow pushes us off 10
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>>29867850
Don't die, poner.
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Make a fucking rape story, what happened to that guy that made like 3 rape stories and never finished the 4th
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>>29870328
we'll need more info than that m8
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>>29871902
Uh, he raped/fingered Sunset, then he raped Pinkie witha bottle,. then he fingered Fluttershy, then he planned on fully raping Twilight but it cut off there
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>>29867850
Neh
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So, I'm currently on the Waifu Wars preshow before the actual stream.
https://derpy.me/bKcnS

Featured preshow playlist
WM 3 highlights
Taker Streak Tribute video
Botchamania 338
Best of RAW 2015 highlights
Seriesmania 2

Then Waifu Wars at the top of the hour with:
Chrysalis vs Vinyl Scratch
Fluttershy vs Princess Luna
Sunset Shimmer vs Twilight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash vs Pinkie Pie
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Bump for content.

Waifu Wars Day 7 is in the bag.

Here are your quarterfinal matches.

Chrysalis vs Vinyl Scratch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FbtTfYjQgg

Fluttershy vs Princess Luna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-2qaUO3st8

Sunset Shimmer vs Twilight Sparkle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B_pQLG-o8c

Rainbow Dash vs Pinkie Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpv7cFxrZ28

Results:
Chrysalis defeats Vinyl Scratch in 17:25 with Michinoku Driver.

Princess Luna defeats Fluttershy in 26:10 with a Triangle Scissors Hold.

Sunset Shimmer defeats Twilight Sparkle in 11:13 with a Backslide Pin.

Rainbow Dash defeats Pinkie Pie in 21:15 with Anaconda Vice.
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>>29854607

>Hours later.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRixzwZl6Z8
>You decided to go through your shift.
>Even though you don’t need to work anymore because all of the money you stole you decide to keep your your façade intact, even while you’re in pain.
>For everyone that works here, you’re just a regular pizza delivery guy.
>For Sunset, you’re just a prick she loves to hang out with.
>”Can you believe it?! We watched 8 hours’ worth of PSA’s!” Sunset Shimmer angrily rants while you do nothing but pretend to listen to her, “many of them didn’t even make sense!”
“Uh huh.”
>”Like, why on Earth would an ad for Burger Shot play while the PSA starring Miracle Jumper-“
“Burger Shot got Miracle Jumper, the best basketballer in the country and all history to talk about drugs?”
>”Yep, that has-been…”
“Has-been?! Hahaha, you better thank Rainbow Dash didn’t listen to that atrocity you just said.”
>”What? I don’t know anything about basketball…besides, Rainbow Dash wasn’t there while that PSA was playing, all it said was about the importance of family, their delicious burgers, their nuggets and to try their 4 piece pack of nuggets for 1.99 dollars.”
“Dunno, I mean…wait, 1.99 for chicken nuggets? What a bargain!”
>You should check their promotions one of these days to save a few bucks in order to stop Pinkie Pie from grabbing your money.
>Hell, you crave some chicken nuggets right now.
>”There was this old one as well that at the end had a publicity stunt for the ’84 presidential election, those guys, what were their names…?” Sunset snaps her fingers, “That’s right; Radiance-Brush! Eugh…I mean, why would Celestia play hundreds of PSAs?! Some were not even in freaking English!”
>You shrug.
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>>29878409

>”There was this very sad ad from a foreign country, maybe asian. It made Fluttershy cry.”
“Well, I dunno but that sounded like a bad time. What was the reaction of our classmates?”
>”They all hated them, and said they never wanted to hear the word drug again…”
>Sunset even flinches at the mention of the word drug.
“I guess Celestia succeeded in washing all of your brains.”
>”And the worst part? We lost the whole day of classes! Aww, I looked forward to History class today! But at least today’s bad school day is over…let’s get back to work,” Sunset says as she slaps your damaged shoulder.
“OWW!” You complain.
>”Oopsie, s-sorry Anon, did I hurt you?”
“Nah, I’m…okay.”
>”I-I didn’t hit you that hard did I? Let me check on you-“
“NOOO!”
>Sunset flinches back.
“I-It’s okay…I just have a, n-nasty skin burn there, that’s all…”
>Sunset looks disgusted.
>”Oops. S-sorry I asked.”
>DAMMIT! You just can’t catch a break now can you?
>”By the way? Where were you all this time?”
“I paid Luna a visit.”
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>>29878420
>>29878409
Not to sound ungrateful, but really? That's all?
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>>29860734
Why ask pointless questions?
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>>29878758
he didnt even say "That's all"
so MAYBE he didnt pretype this update
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>>29878758
He realized that he needs to get back to the wall.
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>>29878807
Or maybe his internet connection died again.
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Saw this as a prompt idea some time ago, so I though about tossing some sort of premise.

>It has been a very uncomfortable day for you.
>Your aunt gave you a pair of clothes for your birthday.
>They were fine, excluding the skinny jeans that she included in the package.
>You wanted to give those back, but your mom threw out a slight temper tantrum, complaining that your aunt gave you the best pair of jeans that are out there in the market.
>Maybe the best for females and questionable guys, but that didn't stop you from wearing them, because she would've grounded you for a month if you refused to wear it for at least a day.
>Some people smirked, but that didn't keep your spirits down, it was the clinging fabric that was upsetting you.
>What made matters worse is that there is barely any room for your junk, especially when you see some cute chick in the hallway, you did your best to cover your erection.
>Norman took note of this and played it to his advantage by notifying you when a nice classmate rolls by.
>At least that's all over, now you just need to head home.
>You and Norman leave the school and notice that Rainbow Dash is going up against Lightning Dust in a one-versus-one soccer match in the field.
>"Hey, check it out." Norman points at Rainbow Dash chasing down Lightning Dust. "What do you think that's going on there?"
"Beats me." You did your best to brush the topic away.
>"Come on, let's check it out." He pushes you.
>You were about to say yes, until you notice Rainbow Dash's friends sitting at the bleachers. At that moment, you knew what he wanted to do.
"No way, asshole."
>"You sure? I'm buying pizza if you do it." He sticks out an open hand, proposing a hand shake to seal the deal.
>Hmmm, some pepperoni slices sitting on a layer of melting cheese does sound good right now.
"Fine." You grumble out while shaking his hand.
>"Cheer up." He pats you on the back and guides you to the field. "We'll be in and out before you know it."
"We better, for your sake."
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>>29879239
>The two of you approach Rainbow’s friends that are watching the ongoing game.
>You take some deep breaths through your nostrils and prepare to encounter them.
>”Hey girls.” Norman announces to the group. “What’s going on?”
>All of them turn to look at your friend, but quickly notice you and your slick pair of pants.
>They give you some sort of gaze that disturbs you. The mutt that’s sitting next to them is more skeptical, rather than… whatever the girls are expressing.
>”Uhm, hello?” Norman tries to get their attention.
>”Hmm? Oh, they are competing over who gets to be the first captain that picks the students tomorrow.” The white one finally answers.
>The rest of her friends quickly snap out of it and avert their attention to the game.
>Two of them are embarrassed, whereas the other two try to play it cool. The dog looks at them and raises an eyebrow.
>”Alright, thank you ladies.” And just like that, Norman guides you off the field. “See? It wasn’t so bad, right?”
“I guess.”
>”Good, then you won’t mind that I say that your erection is easily seen through your pants.”
“What?!” You shout out when looking down to see a noticeable bulge lined around your erected dick.
>He laughs and holds his jacket to keep his sides together.
>”Hey, you’ve earned it. Let’s go get you that pizza, maybe that’ll get your mind off of it.”
>It better, because you’ll make him choke on that beanie if you don't.

>>29839742
>>29847734
>>29854950
>>29877769
More than happy to see some green around here, and that the wrestling is going well.
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>>29879249
Wrestling only has one more week though before the multi-week break in between leagues.
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>>29879249
Don't forget about >>29878420
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>>29878758
I hope not, I'm thinking of writing more. I took a break to watch Pachuca v. Chivas with my old man.
>>29878775
This
>>29878807
Or you could build it yourselves. Have you learned nothing from bringing niggers over to the States to pick cotton?
>>29878841
Nah, it's been okay for a long time.
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>>29880135
>Or you could build it yourselves. Have you learned nothing from bringing niggers over to the States to pick cotton?
Yeah, I wouldn't trust Mexican craftsmanship
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>>29880135
>build it yourselves
Not a surprise that a dumb spic like you knows nothing about the American way.
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>>29880482
>>29880501
>limp wristed cucks that can't do manual labor
>cry the mexicans take their jerrrbs
Jajajaja
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>>29880563
>shit jobs that barely pay the minimum and no one with a decent scholarship would take
>coming from the shit head whose country tries to migrate here
lel
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>>29880135
Are you going to continue that Ponk green?
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>>29880587
Shit jobs don't need a scolarship at all. Why are you fags complaining then? Are you a disgusting neet or are you deadbrain enough you can't compete with workers that barely speak english?
>>29880602
Yes m8. I'm thinking of taking a break from WFD to continue ponk.
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>>29880661
Do EEET
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>>29880661
Because corporations appreciate those that cannot gain benefits because they are already fucking up a number of laws. It's a double edged sword there, you filthy dumbass.
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>>29879279
Wouldn't it be two, because of the finals as well, or is that being done within the same week?

>>29879780
I do not worry about him.
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>>29880706
Semis, babbies battle royal, 3rd place, and Finals are all going to be on the same show.
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>>29880704
>"i-it's da joos why I'm not successful..."
keep telling yourself that loser. I don't give a shit if you get bent over.
>>29879780
I don't care.
>>29880668
Roger.
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>>29880784
It's called economics. Enjoy your drug ruled economy, """"writer""""
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>all these tripfags
wew lad
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>>29880803
I'm doing great in here since your country is the largest drug consumer fatty. Get back in the cuck shed after you're done prepping up Jamal.
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>>29880836
Sure, continue on lying, as if that will help. You cancerous fuckers are literally next door, at least those Canucks know when to keep their shit to themselves.
>Get back in the cuck shed after you're done prepping up Jamal.
Stop shoving your lifestyle into others. You do have a wall to build, so get some rest while the night is young.
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>>29880878
I have no problems with niggers.
>defending >a fucking leaf
I've seen how much of a cuck you are and you proved my point, have a good life.
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>>29880920
Not a surprise since you are two shades away from becoming one yourself. At least the leaf can keep their own problems to themselves, unlike you and your shit heap that you call a country.
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>writefag gets back to writing
>people respond by trying to alienate him again
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>>29880943
>"YOU'RE NOT WHITE" muttered the 60% "white" lardass.
>Caring about Chinknada and your melting pot.
Nah m8, it's just sad.
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>>29880998
>tossing shitty memes to make a point
Not as sad to how you're handling this conversation.
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>>29879249
>The next day…
>You slam your locker and head for your first class of the day.
>Yesterday was rough, but at least today will be better.
>Now that you are free from those awful skinny jeans, you can wear the usual bullshit.
>”Yoo-hoo!” That white one from yesterday’s humiliation calls you out while waving her hand.
>You look around, making sure that she isn’t calling someone else out.
>She smiles as you approach her.
>”Hello, my dear. I shall quickly go through my purpose so that you could hurry on back to class.”
“Okay.”
>”My name is Rarity, and I would like for you to model some articles of clothing for me.”
>You raise an eyebrow, thinking that this is some sort of ploy.
“What’s the catch?”
>”Oh, no catch at all. If you do want some sort of payment, I could offer you to make some article of clothing. After we are all done, of course.”
>So she’s basically offering you a free shirt that she made.
>Doesn’t sound so bad.
“Sure, that seems fine.”
>She claps.
>”Wonderful! Come by room 312 tomorrow after school. Oh, and do try to wear those jeans from yesterday so that I can get some precise measurements, okay?”
“Uh--”
>Before you could say anything, she walks away and is lost in the sea of students.
>Something about her request puts you in a strange spot.
>Whatever, you’ll deal with it after you do her bidding.

That is it for me.

>>29880735
Ahh, gotcha.
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>>29881033
Please desist.
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>>29881033
>conversation
>it's the same pathetic baby whining about le mean immigrants that has been going since the 2000s
It gets old quick and I'll say it again, I don't care because it's not my problem. Carry on with your autistic screeching.
>>29881047
>>29880944
It has happened before man, just chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE43iMWP5Pg
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>>29881089
It is, because you are autistic beyond the point to not give a single fuck.

>>29881047
I shall not quit unless he stops first.
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>>29881101
>if you don't care about my abloo bloo problems you're autistic
>I shall not quit
Who's the autist here?
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>>29881125
It's hilarious because it is just too easy to fuck with you people, therefore you.
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>>29881143
le master of trolling
>>
>a gullible writer fights a troll
this is just sad
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>>29881143
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
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>>29881151
>>29881157
>still gullible enough to respond that isn't even the """""writer"""""
Point proven.
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>>29881179
Fucking summerfag
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>>29881185
It is still spring, underage.
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>>29881200
Take note of it being spring and at least wait until your season starts kiddo
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>>29881212
I don't celebrate your time of the year, young one. Enjoy the weekend before you head back to school.
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>>29881223
Stop projecting and do your homework bud
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>>29881232
I'm not but you sure are, champ.
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>>29881241
>he's projecting and deflecting
Proflecting?
Dejecting?
>mfw I have to make up new words for your immature ass
Isn't it a little late for you to be up?
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>>29881262
I bet you took your sorry ass to google to try and outsmart me, so nice try, sport.
I wouldn't know, because I am not your father.
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>>29881283
>he doesn't even have substance to his argument anymore
Pay attention thread. This >>29881283 is what a sad little kid trying to act tough on the internet looks like.
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>>29881306
>implying you ever did have any substance
You make a great example on how not to fuck up.
>>
Just ignore it and let him shitpost until he gets worn out.
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>>29881327
>You make a great example on how not to fuck up.
Why yes I do, and you're an example of how to fuck up.
Gotta love how you've devolved into setting yourself up for being the butt of the joke.
My work here is done. I'm gonna go fap now. Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed kid.
>>29881349
I don't have to acknowledge him anymore. He wrecked himself.
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>>29881349
If only you guys learned this an hour ago.

>>29881371
Not a surprise that an autist like you could not pick up sarcasm. Enjoy not knowing what a vagina feels like, short bus. Not as badly that you did to yourself.
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>>29880661
>Yes m8. I'm thinking of taking a break from WFD to continue ponk.
>taking a break from WFD
>the ONLY green i keep coming back from
NO WHY
I NEED YOUR GREEN
I NEED MY DOSE OF AUTISM TO UNWIND FROM EVERYTHING
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>>29881561
I prefer WFD too but imagine how much suffering life is for people waiting on his panko green.
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>>29882160
More pink pls b0ss
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>>29880836
>cuck shed
i dont live in finland
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>>29829396
So someone finally explained what happened to the SmutAnon VN game while posting a bunch of assets, and it turns out Faggot13 was part of the writing team. >>29865510

A lot of anons are calling him a traitor and saying he left /mlp/. Is that true?
>>
Bump
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>>29885940
I missed it, what was it?
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>>29886558
Just a bump I think.
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page 9
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>>29880135
>Le va al Pachuca.
Me das pena.
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>>29836997
do you go to /trash/?
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>>29887286
>>
i love jesus christ
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and jesus christ loves me
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Saturday, it ends... For now.

Semi-Final: Queen Chrysalis vs Princess Luna

Semi-Final: Sunset Shimmer vs Rainbow Dash

Babbies Battle Royal(e): Rarity vs Trixie vs Princess Celestia vs Starlight Glimmer vs Derpy Hooves vs Octavia vs Sonata Dusk vs Applejack

Third Place Match: TBD vs TBD

Finals: TBD vs TBD

Then I celebrate for at least going through and doing it. Then prepare for babbies in a few weeks.
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Bumperino.
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>>29894531
Too big. Not attractive.
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>>29895741
How low test can one guy be!
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>>29829396
>Gray will never finish that Dr. Minuette green.
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>>29895989
And that surprises you?
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>>29895989
>Me.
>Never finishing a story.
You should know by now that I always eventually finish the story. Even Time After Time is on the track towards being continued.
But if you must know, I have an update coming soon. I've been busy having a fever all weekend long then sleeping until like yesterday.
>>29897000
I think you're getting me confused with someone else.
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>>29897026
>Time After Time is on track towards being continued
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>>29897049
Literally what
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>>29897026
Wait.,. Really? There will be more tat? After all these months?
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>>29897026
Bumping for this
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>>29894531
Hot
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>>29878409
>1.99 for 4 fucking chicken nuggets
>a bargain
Nigga u can go to burger King and get 10 of them hoes for 1.49, you schleep
>>
>>29897026
Anon goes on rampage when?
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>>29898101
They're shit >>29898101
though. The best chicken nuggets are the full piece of breast chickken, nothing added just pure breast pieces. with very lightly seasoned breadcrumb coating, cooked in coconut oil.
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>>29892951
>>29890845
figs
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that was close.
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>>29894083
That was fucking epic. I love this thing you're doing here man.
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>>29898547
senpai i didn't say it was good
i said it was a better bargain
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>>29902641
Thank you anon, we're almost done with the first league, and it's been fun to run.

Babbies will be a blast next league.
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>>29854983
>>29855416
>>29855791
>>29857066
>>29857120
>>29859290
>>29879249
One more post for now to show that I'm still here.
>>29854950
>Dr. Minuette reaches down and pulls the lever at the bottom of the chair.
>You gently close your eyes as the back of the seat lifts you into her. She holds you as you’re almost in a sitting position, but still reclines as the chair stops moving.
>Just hold eachother for a couple of minutes, not making much more sound than the sounds of lips smacking against one another. The minty taste of Dr. Minuette leaves a pleasant flavor in your mouth, soon mixing its scent into your breathing.
>”You ready for this?”
>You breathe out a long breath, and smile widely.
>The kiss is only broken for a brief moment as Dr. Minuette rises to her feet.
>She makes sure the door is locked even though there is no one else in the office as far as either of you are concerned.
>”No one else scheduled an appointment for today, but just to be sure.” She smirks over to you, running her finger up and down the surface of the door.
>For a few seconds, she glides her finger along the wood in a sultry manner, then comes back to you.
>”I’m glad I got to clean your teeth today Was getting a little lonely up here in the office.”
“I’m glad I came.”
>She chuckles.
>The two of you sink deep into a kiss once more, and you find yourself getting warmer and warmer.
>The chair heats up as well under the two of you, and you place your hands on the sides of Dr. Minuette’s head and let her mouth lock into yours.
>A moan from her is barely heard as she closes her eyes too, moving her hands down.
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>>29904765
Gettin good
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>>29854600
Sauce on that pic?
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Bump before bed
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>>29904765
Ho ho ho, go fuck yourself, Alex!
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>>29900763
>>29900763
figs before bed
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>>29904765
>One post
Just type a shit ton and finish it like you always do! I'm not gonna wait forever to jack off!
>>
Chivas a shit
A SHIT.

still better than El America
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>>29904765
Nice
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Page 10
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>>29905718
>Not rooting for the only team without foreigners

Vales pura verga.
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>>29910358
>>29888767
Shitbass can go fuck themselves
>>29905718
This goy knows
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>>29904765
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>>29907940
>>29907373
even more figs
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page 9
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page 1
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page 8
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>>29883801
Hol' up
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>>29829396
I wonder how pony Twi would react to everyday things that humans are used to?
>You will never see Twilight jump as a car whizzed by causing her to yelp then everyone stares at her as she drops her spaghetti.
>She will never stop in the middle of the road and watch an airplane fly by causing you to yank her to the sidewalk so she doesn't end up like a GTA NPC.
>>
Update coming in a bit. Hopefully all the way to the end, depending how much I can cram into TextEdit between classes.
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>>29917903
Waitong
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>>29904340
Aw yiss
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>>29919058
10
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Where did everyone go again? We have been doing so well for over a week and now it looks like they're busy again.
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In progress on highlight making.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5885rzWAB5g

What I've done so for on Waifu Wars for a special close.
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>>29920916
Looking forward to it.
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BEMP
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where my spicnigga NaOH at
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>>29922740
with ur mum
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>>29922740
Mowing your mother's bush
with his dick
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>>29922740
>multiple days of green in a row
>shitposter demands wall
>now we're dead again
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>>29923433
Where did Lilith go?
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>>29831404
Anon is also green. Anon = Alien confirmed?
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>>29905121
Thanks, Santa.
>>29904893
>>29905423
>>29905955
>>29912885
>>29918179
>Dr. Minuette’s fingers undo the front button of your jeans and pull your fly down. Her hand glides along the surface of your pants right on top of your stiff bulge.
>Her lips meet yours again, and you’re returned to the minty flavor of Dr. Minuette’s mouth.
>You feel her hands excitedly grab the sides of your head and hold you gently still as she penetrates your lips again with her tongue.
>Open your mouth a little bit to let her in even deeper. Her tongue flicking against yours with the sharp minty taste coating everything you feel.
>Every bit of your body except for your member relaxes for a brief moment. Then, your hands are prompted to grab onto the arm rests of the seat the very instant Dr. Minuette’s mouth passionately churns up against yours with the sound of your moist lips and tongues mashing together.
>About twenty seconds pass before you finally realize that Dr. Minuette is probing your cleaned teeth with the tip of her tongue. You could swear she’s counting them, just like in a normal appointment.
>That is, until her tongue dives down to the bottom of your mouth and massages the valley under your tongue. Even her saliva tastes like mint.
>Your toes curl and your heart flips in your chest. Dr. Minuette’s tongue nearly wraps around yours like an anaconda. She giggles after the side of her cheek feels how fast you’re breathing.
>But she only deepens the kiss, enticing you even more.
>Her moan vibrating your mouth just enough to tickle it slightly. Her voice cracking with pleasure as you both swap saliva and breathe softly onto eachother’s faces.
>With Dr. Minuette resting on top of you once again; her bottom gyrating down upon your member through your loosened pants that fall away.
>And it won’t be long before you’re freed from your boxers.
>You might as well be on Novocain.
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>>29925100
>Dr. Minuette finally pulls away from the kiss with a wide smile on her face and a long bridge of saliva spanning from your lips to hers.
>”I see you’re ready.” Dr. Minuette sighs as she looks down at your protruding dick shooting up under your boxers. “Let me just…”
>She makes you more comfortable by pulling your pants halfway down your thighs. She then curls her fingers around your boxers and pulls.
>Lightly dragging the front of your waistband down the length of your cock, eyeing it ever so hungrily. She silently watches it get flicked into the open air; it nearly slaps you on the stomach before standing up completely straight.
>Dr. Minuette reaches to the side and grabs a little pink mask… a mask you remember very well from when you had your cavities filled many, many ages ago.
>It’s placed on your nose, and a fuzzy feeling creeps into your brain. You did think to yourself a minute or two ago that you might as well be on Novocain.
>You notice Dr. Minuette’s nose bump along the outside of the mask as she returns to the kiss. Her tongue licks her lips before she leans in, and it licks your lips after she leans in.
>The kiss continues with each of you tasting the other with half lidded eyes. Breathing now slowing as you embrace her. Feeling Dr. Minuette lying down on top of you.
>It’s a little hard to comprehend much with this Novocain setting in. Dr. Minuette’s blue eyes gaze into yours.
>She grins and runs her fingertips along the sides of your neck with her thumbs stroking circles on your cheeks. That warm breath of hers against your upper lip as she speaks between the kissing…
>”I want to make sure both of our mouths are… as clean as possible… for what we’re about to do.” She whispers, holding a toothbrush you didn’t notice her grab.
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>>29925107
>Before you know it, she squirts some bubblegum flavored toothpaste onto the brush. ”We’re gonna share this one, okay?” She tells you as she directs your hand beside your head and places the toothbrush in your hand.
>Her tongue beckons for you to gently push the toothbrush past her lips. She doesn’t open wide, letting some of the toothpaste get all over her lips as you slip the brush in.
>Your other hand cups the side of Dr. Minuette’s jaw in your palm. Your fingers lovingly stroke her skin as the brush strokes her teeth.
>Dr. Minuette’s eyes go glazed upon feeling the brush on her teeth, her cheeks blush, and her hand moved to grabbing your shaft.
>She can’t resist moaning.
>Her eyes roll in bliss upon you scrubbing her teeth faster and faster, her head tilting to the side and her mind obviously spinning. You feel her breath tickling your fingers now, and the Novocain puts you on a cloud nine right next to Dr. Minuette’s.
>Watch her hover her face right above yours, letting some of the toothpaste drip out of her mouth onto your chin and mouth.
>Dr. Minuette responds with her hand on your dick converging its fingers at the tip and stimulating you there. She sighs in a slightly higher voice now.
>The toothbrush drags Dr. Minuette’s sweet lips along with it with each stroke.
>You watch an expression of ecstasy cross Dr. Minuette’s face.
>With each stroke of her hand on your solid shaft, you thrust the toothbrush into her mouth. Her head moves a little with your thrusting, and your own head starts swimming with a dizzy feeling.
>Dr. Minuette can tell that your composure is withering and turns down the dial on the Novocain.
>She grabs ahold of your hand and pulls the toothbrush out of her mouth. Leans down for a very sloppy kiss on the lips with the toothbrush between your mouths, the bristles now facing your teeth.
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>>29925112
>Your lips still mash together as the brush is thrusted into your mouth. Dr. Minuette very clearly taking pleasure in the sincerity of each stroke of the brush from her hand that isn’t still working your erect member.
>The toothpaste suds leaking all over inside and around your mouth with Dr. Minuette’s lips smooching you right on top.
>The toothbrush now scrubbing the sides of your teeth while in Dr. Minuette’s excited grip. She can be felt shaking a little with each stroke.
>But the brushing lovingly persists, soon resulting in the brush switching for your teeth to Dr. Minuette’s teeth. Toothpaste soaked kisses in between.
>A high amount of passion.
>She soon begins to speak after most of the toothpaste is dribbled away. “Good… good. Let’s rinse, shall we?”
>Keep your arms wrapped around eachother as you take turns sipping from the cup of water and spitting it into the little sink.
>Her hands glides along your face, smile bright and pristine as it’s always been. You feel her finger slither up your chin and past your lips. Admiring your pearly whites.
>”Mmmmmm…”
>Dr. Minuette rests on top of you, cuddling into your shoulder as her thighs catch your dick. You eagerly reach down and pull the back of her white coat up.
>Her pants have already been pulled down, and you find her dark blue panties being the only thing separating your hands from her ass. Can’t resist squeezing a little.
>”We’re ready now.” She says into your ear between hickeys on the neck as your hands pull at the sides of her panties. She welcomes your advances with a cute giggle. “Nnh… you’re so sweet. Hold still the way you are.”
>You keep your hold on the panties with your arms stretched out. Dr. Minuette pulls herself forward above you, letting her panties get dragged down her thighs.
>The shadow of her body soon blocks the overhead light from your eyes.
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>>29925115
>Your hands hold her panties as they are taken too far down to encase Dr. Minuette’s nethers anymore.
>Dr. Minuette deliberately rests her chest onto your face. It pushes the Novocain mask a little harder onto your face, and you inhale with joy.
>Reach up and finish undoing the front of her white coat. Unbutton it all the way down to her bellybutton, and pull it aside off of her shoulders before tugging at the dark blue bra hugging her breasts.
>Nearly passing out from the Novocain dizziness.
>”There’s a reason why my teeth must be just brushed too. You see, there’s a reason we should have both of our mouths clean for this.” Dr. Minuette tells you as you try to figure out how to unhook the back of her bra. “STD’s could easily come from the mouth, namely when it makes contact with another person’s genitals.”
“Ah… I get it…” You blubber.
>”So I wanted to make sure your penis would be safe after I give it a little… taste…” Dr. Minuette giggles again. “Penises deserve clean mouths.”
>It would make sense that she’d think about this sort of thing. You’re so lucky she took this precaution beforehand.
“It’s the same thing about me eating you out, right?” You sigh. “You really brushed me thoroughly…”
>Dr. Minuette scoffs quietly, smirking a little. And giving you only one answers.
>”…Penises deserve clean mouths.”
>Pic related is your face when you suddenly realize that there’s something poking your belly as Dr. Minuette’s tits are in your face.

...Yeah, I already fucking hate this story in particular.
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>>29925120
>futa
Even better
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>>29923433
The holy week finished, which are free payed days. For students, they are free days without classes or homework.
That means that the students go back to school, and the workers get back to work, like me.
I'm mexican and i used my bathroom rest time to post this. Now if you excuse me, i'm getting back to built the wall, gonna get these pesky Fanta-tan, burger-eating, weed-smoker 'Muricans away from my Mexico.
Pinches gringos gordos.
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>>29927911
Pons Pons
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>>29925120
More?
>>
Preshow for Waifu Wars going on now at https://derpy.me/bKcnS

Just wrestling stuff before the day's events start in about 55 or so minutes.
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>>29927438
That sounds nice. Do you guys get a spring break in addition or is that all?
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>>29928950
Time to get Home, the day is over!
That's our spring break, given that Mexico has a great quantity of Catolic-Chrisitan people, and half of them take our religion like a religion, we get the week free and payed.
The only ones that get free days are the students.
Out of the holy week and Dia de los Muerto, (November 1st Only if you have a dead kid or child, 2st if you have an dead adult.), there is no real break day for workers here.
And if you have a dought, 5 de Mayo is a half-day day of work.
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>>29928940
Final Pre-Show video.
~10 minutes or so left.
>>
League is done.

Semi-Finals - Queen Chrysalis vs Princess Luna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1sJK2SIqJc

Semi-Finals - Sunset Shimmer vs Rainbow Dash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfgk3n4kB9s

Babbies Battle Royal: Rarity vs Trixie vs Princess Celestia vs Starlight Glimmer vs Derpy Hooves vs Octavia vs Sonata Dusk vs Applejack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2auHWy1Z3FY

Third Place Match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BESKUwhgWo

Finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USetzForU8w

Results:
Queen Chrysalis defeats Princess Luna in 17:08 with Michinoku Driver to advance to the Finals.

Rainbow Dash defeats Sunset Shimmer in 19:57 with Anaconda Vice to make the Finals.

Rarity defeats Trixie/Princess Celestia/Starlight Glimmer/Derpy Hooves/Octavia/Sonata Dusk/Applejack in an 8-way dance, last eliminating Trixie in 25:42 with The Zig Zag(Jumping Reverse Bulldog).

Sunset Shimmer defeats Princess Luna in 12:36 with a Backslide to win Third Place.

Queen Chrysalis defeats Rainbow Dash in 17:47 with the Michinoku Driver to win the First Waifu Wars League.

Full Tournament Highlights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gdZuRpZXZY
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>>29829396
Daddy like this thread.
>>
>>29931171
Me too
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>>29929993
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>>29931171
Fist me daddy till my eyrs fall off
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>>29931717
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>>29931641
Third place Sunset, heyyyyyyy.

Could've been worse.
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>>29925120
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>>29933203
>why is he here
He wants attention.
Not even ripping on him, just repeating what he admitted on here tons of times before. He literally said he just likes the attention.
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>>29931730
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>>29934229
>those vacant eyeholes
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>>29934447
That remind me a story anon fuck pinkie pie so hard, that her body alicorn.

That her power when how much love and happy came from him
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>>29934467
I need sauce for happy feels
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>>29934651
My candy factory anon.
>>
>>29934467
Is English your first language?
>>
>>29934669
fimfic or pastebin?
>>
>Ok, Anon. "GROANS" That beutiful dick of yours if just great! MMMM "SLURPS" Hahaha, you are such a handsome man, boi! Go on! Say it in front of all these people!
>Applejack stop. My pelvis hurts and my testicles are starting to hurt too!
>Good to hear! But you see, MMMMM. I ain't letting you go until you say it!
>F-FINE. M-MOMMY PLEASE LET ME CUM!
>Good boy!
>>
>>29935262
hot
>>
>>29935262
unf
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>>29935262
Demand more please.
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>>29929993
>>
9 bump
>>
Go to bed, it's 24/4
>>
>>29925120
I'm still okay with this.
>>
>>29935262
>mfw nothing
>>
>>29829396
Are there any good cougar/mature greens?
>>
>>29941979
I could try writing one.
>>
>>29942929
Do it.
What character are you thinking of writing?
>>
>>29942929
maybe Cherilee
>>
>>29942949
Shit I meant to reply to you with >>29942957
>>
>>29942929
>>29942957
Or Mayor Mare.
>>
>>29942949
>>29942975
Nice.
Just out of curiosity have you written a green before?
>>
>>29943003
Uh my last green was like two years ago
Don't want to say what it was but I'm thinking about getting back in the game
>>
>>29943091
Cool.
>>
Someone tell me the history of Fingerbang
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>>29943766
Look through the pastebins.
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>>29944046
Uok
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>>29943766
Fingerband is a thread on /mlp/ filled with autists and it's BEAUTIFUL.

when /mlp/ first started, Fingerbang's concept might not have been here

when Equestria Girls got popular, it was here, and you can post on it, so some people posted on it, but then it got duller, some mods got hotheaded, it became secluded, and now there's lots of STORIES... because it's secluded.

So now there's people on the thread and they're basically hanging out in the thread reading stories every day and talking about their favorite body part, like boobs or butts

ding dong, it's Equestria Girls 2, and it has the latest trends for /mlp/, like really good waifus, and crazy story arcs. Now you can make a lot of greentext stories really really quickly.

That means if you make stories, you have a lot of followers, which is what every thread needs to SURVIVE.

that's all I got so far. Hope you like your short history lesson that doesn't explain a lot
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>>29945423
It's something. I'll take it
>>
>>29945423
Wu
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>>29945423
That guy makes fun vids
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>>29946974
WE KNOW!
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>>29947414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdnYIzsv_0
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I'll try to update tomorrow. Got too much school work today but I'll be back as soon as I can.
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>>29945423
>it's like that
>>
Well, the current Waifu Wars Babbies league looks like this.

Group A:
Rarity
Octavia
?????
?????

Group B:
Trixie
Starlight Glimmer
?????
?????

Group C:
Princess Celestia
Derpy Hooves
?????
?????

Group D:
Applejack
Sonata Dusk
?????
?????

?????'s will be probably Cadance, Lyra, Bon Bon, Maud, Berry, Spitfire, Treehugger, Adagio or Aria

Might need qualifying matches to enter the babby league. I mean, Limestone, Lightning Dust, Shadowbolts...

Then again, I can't really super lose on the eight unless I'm drunk.
>>
>>29949793
>school
So everyone here is virgin?
>>
>>29952843
where do you think we are?
>>
>>29952856
>4chan
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>>29953289
>he didn't know femanon
>>
>>29952843
Some of us are in college
>>
Page 10 save!
>>
Doot
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>>29953596
Some of us are in military
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>>29955280
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>>29955394
>American
what a surprise to see you here
>>
>>29926343
>>29928463
>>29933203
>>29940735
>>29925120
>Oh fuck.
>Oh fuckity fuck.
>Now what the hell are you supposed to do.
>She already started rubbing your dick, so It’s not like your erection is going to go away.
>The dentist lady holds your head up to her chest and wraps her arms around you until the top of your head looks like a miniature lawn of hair with Dr. Minuette’s arms as the fence.
>Her bra is undone and she slides down once more. Then sits upright.
>Sure enough, you instantly notice the erect cock sticking out from her body. Pointing straight at your face. And you couldn’t be more nervous, especially with that shy smile on Dr. Minuette’s face as she sees you mirin’.
>”Surprise.” She sheepishly states. “Wh-what do you think?”
>Your history with this lady keeps the things you want to say within the confines of your own mind. And all you do in response is respectfully grab your own dick and start masturbating to Dr. Minuette’s hard on.
>She giggles and positions her hips in front of your face.
>Here we fucking go… this is how you lose your virginity.
>You stare straight at the cock and open your mouth as though you were at a normal appointment.
>You didn’t expect it to be end up like this.
>But here you are, sitting in the chair with your weirdest fantasies soon becoming true… and entering your head for the firs time.
>You feel a strange connection to Dr. Minuette that you feel as though you might as well go through with th-
>Oh god, it’s throbbing against your lips.
>But it’s the dentist you’ve known for so long… it doesn’t seem to feel that awkward anymore, and you close your eyes.
>Something warm and fuzzy enters your mind as the Novocain sinks in completely and knocks you out.
>Welp.
>Fuck this story.
End.

Yeah... I'm pretty much done with this shit. Gonna try writing something else that doesn't have anything sexual happen in it. Maybe Time After Time. Maybe. If that's not next, it will be later.
Oh well.
I don't fucking care.

Gonna sleep now.
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>>29956439
But the first bit of this story was so good! What the hell happened I was really liking it.
honestly the same thing can be said about the thread, where did all the activity go so suddenly? Everything was going so great. There's a shit ton of green for a whole week and then it just stops out of nowhere wtf guys
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>>29956593
Because writing is not as easy as everyone thinks it is. You have to be wanting to write, and like what you're currently writing. Even people who love what they're working on need to get into the mood, and it can take WEEKS to do that. It's not so easy as getting on and just typing.
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>>29956439
Finall-
>Gonna sleep now
Bye
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