Super Humans and Power Ponies! Issue #9

>>29826558
love the smell of a fresh thread.

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>>29826558
Sunset looks sexy in a choker.

>>29826558
>Sunset wakes up with a hangover and freaks out seeing that she is still wearing the spider suit.
"Morning Sunny."
>"Anon, please tell me I didn't do anything stupid."
>Anon turns on the tv.
What's on the news?

>>29826690
>Spider Woman makes a silly string face on famous newsman's house. More at 6.

>>29826690
>"-t appears that Spider-Woman was on a drunken tirade last night. A eyewitness video shows her drinking.
>"Are you sure can handle more Spidey?"
>A fully suited Sunset is on staggering about and slurring her words
>"Y-Ywa, Jus- put more stuff in the thing where uh uh the stuff goes in."
>You chuckle.
>Sunset glares at you
>Another video shows her trying to swing away.
>"Need to gooo, my peeeople need mee."
>Sunset hits a brick wall hard.
>You cringe.
>"Dun worrie everrrypon-one am fine."
>Sunset groans.
>"The final video shows her eating at our own Mr. Jameson's garden.
>"MY TULIPS, MY VIOLETS, MY MOTHER'S ROSES! STOP YOU MONSTER!"
>Sunset looks at you.
>"I swear if you say anything."
>"There are reports she even ate the seeds."
"Oh my god, not even the younglings were spared.."
>"Anon please."

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>>29826872
Yesssss

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>>29826872
>"Oh my god, not even the younglings were spared.."

>>29826558
tradition was upheld!

>>29826690
Is it wrong I want to imagine Anon making Sunset watch the news for shit and giggles

>>29827689
When she does something silly? Oh yes, mercilessly.

>>29827705
Now I want to make some stupid short green on various news reports

>>29827716
If it gets the brain flowing for more of your regular story shenanigans then yes, yes please. >>29826872
made me spit up water.

>>29827726
It might. will try tomorrow

>>29826872
>put more stuff in the thing where uh uh the stuff goes in.
Shepard?

>>29826872
>"There is another video sent by an eyewitness."
>"Oh moon, I knew I shouldn't have drank Applejack's grandmother's moonshine."
"At least it won't be worse than the other videos."
>"Ayy Spidy whatcha doing?"
>"I'm going to home to ride my boyfriend like nooooo tomorrow! WWWWOOOOOOO!"
>"Ayyyoo go get em Spidy!"
>"YOU GO BABY GIRL!"

>>29828350
>And now its Anon's turn to be mad now
Bad spider pone girl, never reveal that you have loved ones.

>>29828382
She didn't tell his name though. So he's good.
The only reason Anon why would be disappointed is that as soon as Sunset came home she puked in her mask and passed out. Instead of the riding promised in the video.

>>29828350
I feel Anon would ask for when he can expect that ride

bump from 10

>>29828403
That's fair.
>>29828885
Yes. Very yes.

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Some more Rubber Pie

>>29829976
Why did no one think of this before?

>>29830422
No one thought of it I guess.

>>29830422
>>29831052
M-Mind if I draw some more Rubber Pie?

>>29831180
Go right ahead. Always love new content.

>>29831180
Sure, maybe with Spider Shimmer

>>29826558
>Sunset finds out she is pregnant with Anon's baby.
What happens?

>>29831180
Is there going to be some kinky pics of stretchy Pie?

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>>29831207
If you want

>>29831237
Now I want an Anon with Hank Pym powers. Giant Dad Anon and stretchy Pinkie will be real.

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>I came

>>29831799
context?

>>29831873
why, the glory of Hydra, of course!

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Rubber Pinkie and Clay(?) Maud from the last thread hugging it out.

>>29832386
I think of Maud more as rock rather than clay.

>>29832386
Basically this>>29832421
still cute though.

>>29832421
>>29832655
Ah shit
But if you think about it, clay was a rock at one point

>>29832701
Still too soft though. Even if only technically.

UHMMMMM~

>>29832735
What if she could harden or soften herself?

>>29832793
Still makes more sense to have her be a rock person....unless she was like a geomancer or something like that.

>>29832810
But Clay Maud is fun to draw and I can't draw rock for shit.
But Rock Maud would make more sense yeah

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>>29833013
You could also do Sandman Maud.

>>29833030
That's an option.

>>29833030
That was the I was referring too
Looked like clay to me, but sand works too
My mistake

>>29831881
It'll fall before you know it

>>29834743

Sorry i didn't post anything today. Internet was down. Will post something tomorrow

>>29835949
Thou shallst be forgiven

>>29836133
>Thou shalt
ftfy

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Sand Maud

>>29836141
Old english, trying too hard

>>29836133
Thanks. I'm gonna try that funny idea I had a day ago.

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early morning bump

>>29826558
I find it so cute how Sunny drools in her sleep.
What other cute things do you think she does?

>>29837543
Chews her lip when deep in thought, easily.

>>29837543
Maybe she plays with her hair?

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>>29837543
nervous: extend neck, ear twitch
threatened (outside of a fight): try to find better footing, move hand in neck to protect
threatening someone: curl upper lip
relaxed: eyes usually closed
content: leg crooked
annoyed: stiff body, unmoving


>pic related
the result of my CELA test came, woo!

>>29837543
I know she has a habit of chewing her thumb when she is distracted.
Source: Friendship Games

>>29838210
True but it isn't cute enough

>>29838930
She neighs in her sleep?

>>29838941
I thought that was common knowledge

>>29838930
But, I think it's cute thinking since she never had hands before she somehow has an urge to bite her thumb.

>>29839301
I'll give you that

>>29836624
She's adorable. I like your style. Love to see more

>>29839651
And you need to remind her that she's doing it.

>>29839658
Maybe. I want to see how she'll deal with all the teasing

>>29839658
Just a soft admonishment, maybe something as simple as saying "Sunset." and miming the action to make her realize she's doing it.

>>29840224
>>29839658
>"Mommy, why is that weird lady bitting her thumb?"
>"Don't look Timmy."

>>29840375
Also, I like to think that Sunset knocks on doors with her fist, like a hoof, instead of with her knuckles.

I also think she pauses before reaching out for a doorhandle to open it, having exclusively used telekinesis to open doors back in Equestria. Sunset strikes me as the kind of unicorn who would have used her magic for any occasion over using her hooves.

>>29840473
At least she can open doors with her webs now.

>>29840484
Oh, undeniably, she gets incredibly lazy with the webs. Anon know's its been a rough day when he opens the door and the living room is 70% webbing, all originating from a lump of blankets on the couch.

>>29840502
Then Anon gets webbed and pulled under the blanket for tired cuddles

>>29840518
It's inevitable.
>"Don't you /dare/ start humming Sounds of Silence while we're cuddling, colt!"
>'Colt'? Shit, she never uses the horsey words, today must have been really bad....

>>29840543
And she also has Twilight in there for reasons

>>29840502
>"I'll clean it up I promise."
>She says while shooting two more webs.
>Equestrian Twi makes a surprise visit to the apartment and Sunset tries her hardest to not shoot webs to hide her secret.

>>29840557
>Twilight looks away.
>Thwip.
>"What was that?"
>"Nothing"
>"Anon did you hear anything?
>Sunset looks at you shaking her head sideways mouthing no.

>Be Anon and you’re in your apartment relaxing at the moment.
>Your roommate, Sunset Shimmer, is out doing who knows what with her little friendship group.
>She probably out doing her usual superhero stuff.
>Yes, you heard right.
>Sunset Shimmer, your roommate and friend, is a superhero.
>Spider-Woman to be precise.
>You’re willing to bet she's fighting some thugs at this very moment.
>....
>Didn’t you already think of that?
>You blinked and look at the table to see two empty beer bottles with another that was half full.
“That’s enough beer for tonight,” you said while shaking your head.
>Getting up from your comfortable spot on the couch, you grabbed the beer bottles while walking towards the kitchen.
>Just as you entered the kitchen and put the bottle in the sink, the news theme came on.
“Must be something important to interrupt some crummy reruns,” you said to yourself while chuckling a bit.
>You don’t pay attention as one of the news casters said, “I'm News Speaker and we're here to give you the news. In recent news the elusive vigilante Spider-Woman continues to evade capture from Canterlot’s finest.”
>You shake your head while smiling to yourself at that.
>Sunset always did this as a form of revenge.
>Something about an unnecessary frisking you think.
> “But today we were able to get this hero to answer a few questions.”
>At that moment, you dropped the bottles, not caring if they broke, and rushed to the living to see Spider-Woman on Tv.
>You knew it was her from the look of the suit and the shape of her body.
>From what you could see, Sunset was fighting a few thugs a bit sluggishly.
“Is she…,” you began to say while watching the TV with baited breathe.
>Spider-Woman dodged a lead pipe and threw a sloppy punch at his crotch.
>The thug fell to the ground while moaning in pain.
“She is drunk,” you said, looking for the remote.
>Without wasting any time, you grab the remote and push the record button.

>>29840773
>You needed this for many reasons which you couldn’t explain at the moment.
>With one of the thugs out of commission, Spider-Woman started doing some crazy ass drunk fist moves before german suplexing another thug.
>She rolled away and shot a web at the last thug’s pants and pulled.
>This resulted in the thug getting pantsed and tripping himself which knocked himself out.
>The very next moment Spider-Woman threw hands up in the air while screaming, “TOUCHDOWN.”
>The person holding the camera moved closer to Spider-Woman while saying, “Spider-Woman. Spider-Woman, over here.”
>Your disguised roommate looked at the camera person and waved drunkenly.
> “Spider-Woman, what heinous crime did these hoodlums commit? A mugging? Grand theft auto?”
>Spider-Woman belched and drunkenly said, “They said i was fat and no one would touch me. Well the jokes on them, i got a roommate who's gonna touch me later. Ha.”
>You're not sure whether to laugh or blush so you settled on just continuing to watch.
>The camera waved his hand and asked, “That’s it?”
> “They also said i was a menace and spiders were stupid. Jokes on them, this spider can bite,” she said, waving her hands around like a crazy person.
> “Okay? So what will you do now?” the cameraman asked quickly.
> “I'm gonna find my bitches and some fun. We're going to space camp. WHOOOOOO,” she said, shooting some web at a building and swinging away.
>The video cuts back to the news reporter as you stop the recording.
“I'm gonna have fun with this,” you said, planning on what to do with this.
>Sunset’s drunk shenanigans always made everything better and fun.

Fun yet stupid green about Anon watching drunk Sunset. Hope you like it

>>29840779
More?

>>29840817
You mean the aftermath?

>>29840779
>>29840817
>You are spending your 3rd anniversary with Sunset on the helicarrier there was a international crisis or some shit but it's done.
>The girls and the avengers are talking.
>The veteran heroes congratulate the new team of new blood heroes on their work.
>Tony Stark just finished a story about him being piss drunk.
>Anon puts on a shit-eating smirk.
>"Hey kid what's so funny.
"You know that reminds of another story."
>"Anon, don't you dare."
>"Dare what? Now I'm interested."

>>29840837
Yes.

>>29840864
Oh i plan on another part. This was just what i got done

>>29840873
So is Anon and Sunny just roommates or are they getting to a relationship?

>>29840953
They just started dating but are taking it slow. Think of them just getting use to the fact

>>29841054
That's cool. I'm wondering how the funny story will play out.

>>29841068
It won't be long

>>29841089
Take your time though.
Quality > Quantity.

>>29841107
I will and it's not gonna end with the next few posts. It's just not gonna be like Therapist Anon or Tonic Anon

>>29841157
And I'm OK with that.
It's nice to have a funny story every once while.

>>29841209
That's good. I have a slight writer's block with my green so this might help

>>29841780
You're the writer so do what ever you see fit.

>>29841780
I beat mine but ran into "not charging my laptop"- problems, and now I need to play some banjo... I mean ukulele

But you guys can expect more updates again

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>>29839656
Ah jeez, thanks man

>>29843317
Understandable. I just have the small problem of linking the ideas together for Therapist Anon at the moment

>>29843733
My problem is more that I can't keep up withy ideas

>>29844074
>withy
what..?
it's supposed to be "with my"

>>29844078
You're in a creative word mood or becoming the newest villain, The Word

>>29844105
I'm more an Open Office kind of gitl, bug I wouln't say no to a retarded sidekick named WordPad

>>29844134
>bug
but
I can't type today

>>29844138
You see that but not Gitl?

>>29844134
>gitl
What the...?
I give up.
It's what I get for mobileposting

>>29844149
S-shut up.

>>29844155
Never

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>>29844314
slooooooow

>>29826558
>When Sunset uses her pony words towards you, you're in deep shit.

>>29826558
>she will never be defeated by sandmare

>>29820424
>Fifteen minutes later you and Tracey are both walking towards a helicopter LZ
>You are both wearing jeans, a white shirt and a leather jacket
>You have your guns strapped onto your back, under your shirt, hidden by the jacket
>You assume Tracey has a gun and a giant knife hidden there
>Only thing that is a bit off is that metal collar she's wearing but she insists it might be necessary
>As you take your seats in the helicopter the co-pilot hand you a pair of headphones
>Putting them on, you speak to the pilot
"Drop us off at Hammer Industries building located in Canterlot. The security is informed about two VIPs coming, we expect no problems."
>"Understood." He says before taking off.
>The headquarters isn't very far from Canterlot city.so this should be a short ride
>You turn your head and look at Tracey
>She returns your look with a wave of her hand and a cute smile
>Someone who doesn't know her would think she's a nice person
>"What's wrong Anne?"
>You've been staring
"Nothing." You say as you turn away from her
>There is an idea you have in mind to stop her from killing your target
>You don't like it and she might not even be planning to kill him
>But Baron seems to believe this mission is really important, so you will not take any chances

>Be Anonymous
>You are having trouble deciding about where you want to look at
>Octavia just woke up and decided to welcome Vinyl with a very enthusiastic french kiss
>A very long and sloppy one too
>You are pretty sure Vinyl has no clothes under that lab coat because you can see her nipples poking out
>Anon Jr is at full attention
>You had no idea Vinyl and Octavia were... uh, dating?
>Goddamn they just won't stop huh?
>You panic a little when Octavia's hand starts to lift up the lab coat
>Thankfully the nurse intervenes
>"Woah! Woah!" She pushes them away from each other. "Enough kissing, okay?"
>Her face is a little red from the commotion

>>29846144
>Then there is Octavia's face when she realizes there are other people in the room
>You think she might be going for a purple-ish color there
>This Octavia is VERY different from the calm and collected one you came to know at school
>"A-Anon! Hi!" She stutters. "I was uh... We were just-"
"I didn't see anything." You deny your spectatorship
>"Yeah you did!" Vinyl jumps in, pointing at your raging erection
>You pull your legs to your chest in an attempt to hide your shame
>Meanwhile Octavia looks at her girlfriend, startled
>"How did you- You talked?!"
>Vinyl gives her a smug look accompanied by a nod
>"Oh, Vinyl!" She basically tackles her to the ground which exposes some of Vinyl's lower part
>It's only a side view but you can't help but stare
>"You like watching huh Anon?" Vinyl's voice brings you back to reality
"N-No!" You blurt out
>Now you understand why Octavia didn't translate everything to you

That's all for now. Really had fun with this one. Hope you guys like it too. Pastebin updated

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>>29826558
What is Sunset saying to Anon?

Sorry for not posting anything yet. A family pet got attacked and needed to got to the hospital. Will read once i calm down

>>29846178
Shit man. Is everything okay?

>>29846192
Megan, the dog, is still active. Just waiting for a vet

>>29846199
Sorry to hear. I hope she gets better soon.

>>29846205
It’s mostly a few bites and little blood. The other dog isn't gonna be so lucky. She's staying in her crate for a long while

>>29846178
Shit man I'm sorry. I know how you feel about 3 years ago my cat was attacked by a raccoon it was so bad that vet had to put him down.

>>29846238
Luckily it's not that serious looking so she should be ok

>>29846261
That's great to hear.
Do you know what happened?

>>29846284
The other family dog attacked her. But that's not the worst thing. The worst thing is that this happened about 3 weeks ago by the same dog

>>29846331
Fuck.

>>29846352
How do you think i feel? I'm stressed from this

>>29846372
Good news. Megan is fine for the most part

>>29846937
Great to hear.

>>29846955
Now I'm $400 poorer and angry so on update on anything till I calm down

>>29846165
>"I'll give you horns!"

>>29846149
Lewd Vinyl is the best. And lewd Octi is a cute too.

>>29847183
I feel for you. Vets are expensive af. Still, it's good to hear that your dog is alright.

>>29848006
I'm glad you enjoyed it Anon

>>29848305
Yeah, I know that

bump from 9

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>>29826558
>"You don't have to stay up every night for me dummy."

>>29849375
But I want too, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Just ignore all the monster energy drinks...nope still good, I can feel my arms. Go get ready for bed while I clean this up, we can crash together.

>>29763209
>Be Anon.
>It’s been ages since you woke up in bed with Treehugger watching over you.
>You’ve been hurt before, when you two went to camp in the Rockys a few years back.
>That was back when the world was okay.
>Or at least that was how it appeared.
>The world has always been shit, you just grew up and learned to recognize it.
>Well, ok, maybe the fate of the world never rested on a guy breaking up with a girl.
“Gngh.”
>“Welcome back to the land of the living, Anon.”
“Hey...”
>You barely move, only look around to the source of the odd feeling in your arm.
>Treehugger has her hand around your arm and... fills you up.
>Last time she did that she transferred you more nanites.
>The bag of blood in her other hand would speak against it, but you couldn’t help but think so.
>“I’ve been thinking...”
>Her voice was low and ominous.
“Yeah?”
>“Have you felt different ever since the klyntar left you?”
>You frown.
“What do you mean?”
>“I ran a... sort of diagnostic on your nanites operating system, read the recent events. And as it’s a self learning program they might have seen the klyntar do things and are now behaving differently than they had been half a year ago when we last met.”
“You’re diagnosing me frequently?”
>“I’m not letting an oddly mutated version of myself run around unchecked, but then again, it’s what all parents to,” she chuckles and gives you a warm smile, “I’m just a little bit more... paranoid. Do you feel like that invaded your privacy?”
“I- no... I mean... I didn’t even know about it,” you sigh, “you kept so much from me.”
>“I know...”, she sighs as well, “and I’ll take some things to my grave.”
“If they affect me or the fate of the world in any way, don’t I deserve to know?”
>She remains quiet for a while and finishes up on your blood transfusion, quietly cleaning up for a moment.
>“What do you want to know?”
>Everything.

>>29849465
“The reason you traveled back through time.”
>Her smile fades, “You’re not pulling any punches, are you?”
“Mom...”
>“Very well then... We were meant to create a... no... We... saved someone. Someone who was dead beyond compare. As if the grim reaper himself had beef with that person and cast his soul into... I’m not sure I can describe it properly. We meant to stop a conflict, but we failed.”
“And how do you think such a person wouldn’t create butterflies to be stepped on?”
>“We didn’t change the timeline back then. And-”
“How bullshit of an excuse is that?”, you gesture in disbelieve of her story, “‘We tried to change the past but failed to do the one thing we wanted so we thought we had changed nothing at all.’”
>“Now that’s a bit of a strawman, Anon...”
“It’s not. That’s how it sounds. That’s what you just said.”
>“We observed then tried to stay low and-”
“Staying low, like sacking in the shield of Captain America and dismantling secret societies when you please? That’s not staying low! You’re lying and we both know it, why do you insist on that version of the story?”
>Treehugger looks away, going through a range of emotion.
“And what I’m pissed at is that you just presented it to me as the truth after everything I thought you’d finally – I don’t know – not lie to me anymore.”
>“No, you’re right,” she nods, before looking back to you.
“So?”
>“I trusted the brilliant scientist duo who came along, what we can do and what we can’t do. Fate finds a way and some roles can be filled differently, like the newest Equestrian princess being their Twilight Sparkle, and not Sunset Shimmer.”
>Hmm...
>“But our reality has affected another, and we’re right at the verge of this timeline to spread apart vastly from the one I’m from. At this point I do not care anymore, Anon... What’s left of my desires is that you’re save and happy.”

>>29849471
“I’m kinda far from happy right now.”
>“Are you?”
“I- what?”
>“The conflict, you’re a brilliant kid... a brilliant man. You were bored your entire life. I know that, I saw.” Treehugger gives you a smile. “Well, not what the media conveys what happy means, more... fulfilled. You’re living life, you’re not on autopilot...”, her smile fades, “you can’t go back, can you?”
>You look off.
>You’ve thought about that a few times already.
>Going back to a mundane life?
>“You see?”, she gets your attention again, “I’m in a dilemma here. The two things I want seem to contradict one another.”
“Therefore you neither let me in, nor shut me out,” you finish her thought.
>Treehugger smiles once more, “You are smart after all.”
“I want in.”
>It’s her turn to look off again. “I know...”
“Mom.”
>She continues to stare at the wall.
>“Then we are going to get ourselves a magical container,” she looks back to you, “Retrieval, stealth. Just you and I.”
>You nod eagerly.
“Sure, yeah.”
>“Stealth means no witnesses.”
“I- I see,” you bite your lip.
>This is what it means to be a spy.
“I don’t know...”
>“It’s not like you haven’t done this before. Some of those Irish mafiosi died.”
>Butt cheeks are clenched.
>You’re a killer now.
“That- that was the symbiote.”
>“It was you being careless, which makes it the worst possible reason. In the heat of the battle, and cold blooded are different. And we need to be prepared to do the later.”
>You keep chewing on your lower lip, but eventually nod.
“Yes. I- Don’t make /me/ do it, but I’m okay with... fuck. I’m okay with killing witnesses.”
>All that’s left of Treehugger’s mouth was a thin line.
>She looks like she bit into a lemon.
>Eventually she nods, “Let’s prepare then.”

>>29849465
>it’s what all parents to,”

>>29849740
have a small version of themselves run around

>>29849749
I mean to* isn't the right word here>>29849740
>>29849465
I don't understand your comment. Also throughout a lot of your update you kept letting run on sentences continue, space out complete thoughts between characters properly man.

>>29849765
>I mean to* isn't the right word here
oh yeah

>Also throughout a lot of your update you kept letting run on sentences continue, space out complete thoughts between characters properly man.
yeah...

>I don't understand your comment.
what do you mean?

>>29849788
Your response here>>29849749
is nonsensical.

>>29849875
yeah, I assumed you meant something else and tried to clarify, yet we talked about something entirely different, so... yes, nonsense

>>29849887
Nonsense is always good

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>>29826558

>>29850711
Game night on campus?

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>>29850711

>>29850711
>Sunset has an ass that warps space and time confirmed.

>>29850774
One of the best superpowers.

>>29852019

>>29850711
Kek.

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>>29850711

>>29849375
>>29849386
This can turn into a cute green if used properly

>>29854488
Dub dubs of correctness, damn shame we cant seem to attract more writefags though. We just have more writefags than the >IT HURTS thread.

>>29854897
Writefags are just normal people mate. This thread is my first time writefagging. You should try your hand in it too. Who knows maybe people may like what you write. If not, you don't have to keep writing. Only downside is that people don't comment on what you write very often which leaves you wondering whether your writing was good or not.

>>29854982
Fair enough, tried my hand before and couldn't shake off bad habits, I take up my time editing peoples stuff now.

>>29855206
Still a cool thing to do.

>>29855206
>editing other's stuff
I don't even proofread my own stuff

>>29855966
Noticed, also checked.

>>29855966
This desu senpai tbqh family

>>29855966
>>29855977
Checked both

>>29854488
Maybe you can put it in your drunk Sunset green I dunno.

>>29856311
I just might. I need a reason for Anon to stay up late anyways

>>29856569
There just knocked out two birds with one stone.

>>29776295
>Be Su
>You've been keeping busy with the tub in Rainbow girl's bathroom
>The plug doesn't seem to leak any water
>Which means you won't be losing further mass from your common body with Anon if you want to go for a deep sleep
>Not that it matters too much, he would just need to drink more water
>You are about to go downstairs as you feel Anon's gloomy mood
>Maybe you can pay him a visit and cheer him up
>You settle into the plugged tub and allow your mind to pass the veil between two realms
>You see Anon sitting under a tree as your body loses its form
>It's one of her favorite mindscapes
>You take the tree's place behind Anon, embracing him from behind
>He's leaning into your body now
>"Hey Su. I thought you were going to check the tub." He conveys
>The tree reappears behind you and you lean back before responding
"I did. I was going downstairs to watch some TV but you were being a buzzkill. What's wrong?"
>He tilts his head up to look you in the eyes
>"Su, in the future, if I get very old and cannot die... I want you to assimilate me and allow my body to die."
"You think too much about this." You answer. "I'm sure you will die eventually, but if you get impatient with it I'll help you out."
>"Thanks." He lowers his head and looks back to the endlessly stretching greenery. "You are warm."
"I thought it would help you relax."
>"It does."
~Guys I'm back and I got the icecream!~
>It's Rainbow girl's voice
>You look down at the man laying in your arms
"Mind if I..." He snorts with laughter
>"Go for it, I'll be fine."
>Your body reshapes as your mind returns to its confinement and you leave the tub
>Rainbow spots you as you slither downstairs
>"There you are!" She turns around and points to a bucket on the coffee table. "And there is the icecream."
>That's a lot of icecream
>Maybe she's not so bad afterall

Another update for Elemental Anon, pastebin is updated. Hope you guys like it.

>>29857058
You have a few stilted sentences that could use a contraction. You also missed a couple of commas too.

>>29857058
>>29857539
Almost forgot to mention nice update. I want my own Su to snuggle under a tree now.

>>29857539
I always construct weird sentences when I write from the Su's point of view for some reason. I'll try to do better on that front.

>>29857544
Check'd.
Glad to see you liked it. Su would make a good waifu.

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>>29857723
Su is worst girl

>>29858642
YOUR TASTE OS SHIIIIIIIIT!

>>29858669
Enjoy your awful, shit-tier goo beast
Zombina is best girl, because she comes with the added bonus of immortality

>>29858669
Is* fucking typos
>>29858716
Soooo....she lives after your dead and cant cuddle her to sleep. Such a nice choice bud, 10/10, well thought through. Trump approved.

>>29858728
No, you casual fuck, she can GIVE you immortality by biting you if you're close to death!

>>29858743
>Wants to loose the pulse and warmth she craves
Duly noted.

>>29858766
>Not taking the immortality
You're a goddamn madman
Besides, she probably doesn't give a shit so long as she can still have insane, thrill-seeking fun.

>>29858847
I would disagree with the immortality thing

>>29840779
More when?

>>29860015
Working on it but it's taking time. Should have something tomorrow

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>>29858716
>does not want to fuck a goo girl
Are you gay? Su isn't even goo, she's water.

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>>29860525
>>29858716
>We are now arguing about whether to fuck a puddle or a corpse.
Life sure is weird, isn't it?

>>29860525
I could imagine that feeling... interesting...
Is she, like, thick water?

>>29861018
More like Thicc water amirite.

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>>29860525
>Water girl
Tell me more about this so called "Su"

>>29860991
Just another day on 4chan

>>29861018
I'm not sure what you mean by thick water but she can control her surface tension

>>29861393
She's basically a water elemental. I urge you to read my Elemental Anon story for further info.

goo > corpse

>>29862918
Spider Horse Girl >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>29862945
sure, but that wasn't the debate tho

>>29862950
But for real goo is greater than corpse.

>>29862918
Sand > your waifu

>>29849465

>calling the symbiotes "klyntars"

Bendis stuff should be ignored

>>29863284
>I wait this long to tell you about my superior opinion
k

>>29863347

It's ultimately meaningless I guess, I'm just being nitpicky.

I don't drop into this thread every day so that's the first time I saw that part of your green.

>>29863381
I think I named them around the same time keaton last wrote on his story, and then again every once in a while.
I guess you saw it before, but for the first time live.

>>29863399

Nope. Just saw it today.

>>29863414
the story is meant to be read in chronological order

>>29864041
Isn’t that how everyone reads stories?

>>29865160
Apparently not.

>>29863038
I dunno man. Would you wanna rub your dick on sand?

>>29865579
People fuck on the beach all the time, its like controlled sand crotch.

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>>29865666
Sorry satan. I don't trust you.

>>29865709
But I am super trustworthy, just ask Pence. And hell, Doctor Doom is just mad I'm his daddy now, don't mind him.

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I'm just going to worm my way in here with something a little bit different.
>You soar through space far faster than something of your size should ever be able to travel. Planets zipping by you like flies on a highway.
>You scan the surrounding star systems searching for an inhabited planet that will suit your needs.
>As you do so, you take a moment to reflect on your recent failure during your previous cycle and wonder how exactly everything went so wrong.
>Utilizing your most valuable ability, you ask yourself 'What did I do wrong?'. A sizable chunk is drained from a pool containing your internal power and life force in order to fuel your inquiry. This withdrawal is not dangerous by any means, but it is still the most costly of your abilities.
>Countless variables are crunched, added, compared, and discarded in a fraction of a second, all combining into one response. As expensive as this power may be, it is as close to omniscience as you could possibly achieve.
>Hmmm...the resulting assessment is accurate and hard to argue, yet remain skeptical of the results of your inquiry.
>This power is near perfect in its ability, but its greatest flaw is one of user error. Its responses are universally correct and contextually accurate, it does not misread desires nor does it corrupt intentions. However, like any tool, it is easy for the user to engineer their own downfall.
>Except for you of course.
>You decide not to pursue this line of questions any further. You are do not have to resources to waste your ability on an irrelevant line of questions about the past. You sustained serious injuries when your last cycle failed and was forced to flee before replenishing your pool.
>You also lost some valuable shards you know for certain will come back to haunt you later.
>This does not bother you for you will by ready to face your pursuers by the time they manage to find you. But before you can do that you must begin the cycle anew.

>You spot a good candidate population and change course. Scanning the native inhabitance you find that they are a race of bipedal(a nice change after the last batch) creatures with multi-chromatic skin and hair. Their technology level is low but not quite primitive.
>They appear to have a history of faction-based as well as interpersonal violence. This trend of conflicts has been steadily on the decline and will likely continue as they become for advanced...this will have to be dealt with.
>You begin shifting shards to the surface of your being, selectively sorting ones you intend to use and infusing a portion of your energy into each one. These shards are the keys to your vast power; with their own isolated pools of energy, these fragments of yourself will be able to function independently of you as they empower their host and gather data.
>Once a gathers a sufficient amount of data, it will mature to a level where it can bud a new shard which will intern find its own host. They will also produce new shard through the host's offspring. Once the cycle reaches a critical mass, you will be able to reclaim your shards.
>As you approach your destination, you reach out with your power, sifting through a web of possible futures.You mark desirable outcomes, piece then together to forming a chain of events that will contribute favorably to your future goals.
>Wondering back to your previously topic, you begin to wonder whether you were too quick to dismiss the results of your previous inquiry. You can see how your handling of the previous cycle might hint at a central flaw which you are reluctant to admit.
>Small hazards here and there accumulating as the native species becomes increasingly aware of your interferences... little details that should have been addressed before the cycle even began...focusing too much on the bigger picture.

>All these things coming together to form a single conclusion, You are too reliant on your most valuable power.
>As you ponder this possibility, you are struck with the feeling that you are forgetting something important. You halt your precognition and initiate a new inquiry, 'Identify all immediate dangers'. A list of hazards both abstract and physical light up in your conciseness...
>You immediately realize your mistake as you begin attempting to change your course.
>It's no use you are too close.
>You begin forming a new inquiry
>'How do I land safely'...'How do I land while sustaining the least amount of damage'
>You dump several of your shards, reducing your mass in the process.
>It's not enough to land safely, but it will slow you down.
>You focus your remaining shards on producing an effect that will cushion your landing.
>As you land you push segments of your body into parallel dimensions in order to spread out the damage.
>Some of these segments are lost, however, this is not a problem. You don't exactly conform to 3d dimensional space anyways and as long as your main body is intact you can easily recover.
>Looking over the damage you seem to be mostly alright. in fact, the planet took more damage than you did.
>However, you were forced to release more shards than you had previously intended, some of which were valuable, and more were lost during the landing.
>Thankfully you had the mind not to approach the planet in the dimension you intended to start the cycle.
>Infact that's pretty much standard procedure for your kind, because your species is somewhat big, as in measured in solar masses kind of big. Anything short of parking in a nearby dimension would alert a species to the location of your true body using nothing more than basic knowledge of astronomy.

>>29866325
LINK YOUR FUCKING POSTS TOGETHER! God damn newfags.

>>29866364
I fucking know right.

>You begin the process of forming an avatar that will oversee the maintenance of this cycle.
>Normally you'd only give this process enough attention in order to make sure it's robust enough to withstand any unexpected challenges from the host.
>This time, however, that will not be enough. You begin analyzing the phycology of the creatures known as...humans.
>If this cycle is to succeed then you will have to be more than just an anonymous observer.
>This cycle will require a more personal touch.
That's it for now, sorry its so short. let me know what you think!
Just a heads up for anyone interested the main focus of this story is not going to be the character introduced here. I will leave that as a surprise if I ever get the chance to continue this. I hope some of you were able to figure out who this is supposed to be and what cape story this is inspired by.

>>29866364
>>29866373
Sorry, still getting used to how posting works.

>>29866379
It's not that hard. I figured out how to do it when I was 12 in 09.
BTW how old are you?

>>29866375
Always good to have more green. Seems like it will be an interesting story too. I'll keep an eye open for updates.

I couldn't figure out the character though, sorry.

>>29840779
>It’s the next and you’re making breakfast in front of a hot stove.
>The smell of bacon, eggs, sausages and pancakes filled the air with a delicious smell, just begging to be eaten.
>You flipped the food, letting it cook just a bit more before putting it on the plates.
>You continued doing this for awhile until you heard the tell tale signs of Sunset walking towards the kitchen.
>She always groans while acting like a zombie.
“Morning Sunset,” you said happily, not even bothering to turn around.
>You felt two arms wrap around you as Sunset mumbled, “Morning. Smells good.”
“Just give me a moment and it'll be done,” you said gently as she squeezed you slightly.
> “Mmm kay,” she mumbled before letting you go and taking a seat at the table.
>As you start to dish out the food onto the plates, a dull thud told you that Sunset banged her head on the table.
>Smiling to yourself, you turn around to see a mass of red and yellow hair covering the table.
“You’re gonna have to move your head Sunset or else I’m placing your plate on your head,” you said, standing there with your hands full.
>A groan escaped her lips as she raised her head, allowing you to place her food in front of you.
>She takes a moment to smell the food in front her before saying, “I’m so glad we're dating.”
“You can compliment me later, Sunset. We have to finish breakfast quickly,” you said nonchalantly, taking a bite of bacon.
>She looks at you curiously as she cuts a piece out of her pancakes.
>Looking up from your food, you give her a confused look as you stop eating.
“Don’t you remember?” you asked.
>She still looks a bit confused as she takes a bite out of a sausage.
“You must have been tired from your patrol if you're this spacey,” you said, smiling slightly at your joke.
>You wonder if you’ll get a reaction from her or not.
>It was at that moment that her eyes go wide as she started to cough causing you to pat her back.

>>29867062
Yes!

>>29867062
>Guess that answered your question.
>After a few hard pats, she stops her coughing while she mutters a “Thanks” to you.
“You ok?” you asked, wondering if this was the right time to tease her.
> “I'm fine,” she said calmly, hitting her chest while letting out a few small coughs.
“You sure. Was it something I said?” you asked, feeling a bit relieved.
>She nods but doesn't say anything else.
“Well if you're good then finish up what's on your plate. But take your time. We don’t want you to choke or eat too much and get fat,” you said nonchalantly as she started to drink some milk.
>She lightly sputters into her drink, spilling some of it on the table.
“Seriously Sunset,” you said jokingly, grabbing a napkin and wiping the spot clean.
“Seriously Sunset, you sure you're okay?” you asked, fighting to keep yourself from smiling.
> “Yeah, I'm just not to hungry,” she said, standing up and walking out of the kitchen.
“Well if you're done, start getting ready. We have work soon,” you said, hearing rapid footsteps growing quieter.
>You wait for her door to close before you start to chuckle softly.
“This is kinda fun,” you said quietly as you started to clean the dishes.
>But like all things, they must end and be put to rest.
>....
>....
“Then again, I still owe Sunset for being a blue balling tease,” you said, remembering the times when your girlfriend did a few things to you.
>You hope she gets drunk tonight.

>>29867106
All I have at the moment. Gonna work more later

>>29867164
So therapist anon is on hold at the moment?

>>29869196
Gonna work on Therapist Anon today and tomorrow. I needed to work on something else to get some ideas for Therapist since I couldn't link ideas

>>29867106
I am excited to see Where Anon goes with this....and a little afraid.
>>29869212
HYPE!

>>29869470
He's just gonna tease Sunset. Not blackmail her

>>29870370
Oh I know it will just be in good fun, I just cant wait to see the weaponized puns.

>>29870443
Oh man. I'm making Anon say Adam West puns

>>29870486
You mad man, I love it, Sunset wont, but everyone else will.

>>29826558
Guys something bad and sad happened.

>>29872210
as long as it's not got anything to do with the season premiere, I'll take the bait and ask: what?

>>29872251
My grandma's cat has a litter of kitten and I was planning to take the calico (cutest one) once it was old enough.
I got a call that a possum or a raccoon ate the calico and left it's head where my little cousin found it.
I'm going to drive up now there with my uncle's AR-15 and go Anakin Skywalker on any of those fuckers I see.
I will avenge the kitten.

>>29872552
AVENGE THAT KITTEN
LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU
TAKE MINE AS WELL

>>29872552
FUCKIN KILL THEM COONS, KILL THEM ALL!

>>29872552
Execute order 66

>>29872604
My uncle has a full arsenal so I'm going to use his AR-15 and .44 Magnum then use my great-grandfather's trench gun as back up.
I'm also doing this so non of the other kittens get killed.

>>29872901
This gives me inspiration, Punisher Anon going after some fucks that killed his kitties. Make a fucking hat out of them raccoons.

>>29872552
>PunisherAnon

>>29872552
Fuck 'em up! Kill one for me too. Show then true terror.

>>29873032
Do it Anon. Make it a green!

>>29873032
The thing that made me the most pissed is that my 6 year old cousin found the head.
The body couldn't be found.
So I am going off in a few hours.

>>29873147
To war my friend.

>>29873193
I'll be back later tonight. Hopefully I can read some relaxing green once I get back.

>>29872552
DEUS VULT

>>29826558
bump

new ep rush bump

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>>29875550
Shit, this board is getting fast. But then again the new season just started, so I really should have expected this.

Working on a long update bump. I'm motivated today

>>29876065
>Iron Mage
Twilight better as pony princess, Iron mage or Midnight?

>>29876923
I say Midnight cause Evil

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>>29877100
you think she's a good phoenix force candidate?

>>29877562
Fuck. Yes.

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>>29877562
Are you forgetting someone?

>>29877602
Twilight has an alternate personality we still see even after being defeated in legend of everfree

>>29877641
I know, but I think that the flame motif fits better.

>>29877562
>>29877641
I say yes just based on the 3rd and 4th movie

>>29876923
anyone else want to pitch into that question?

>>29826558
Continuing from the last Therapist Anon post

>It’s the next morning and you’re looking in the pockets of your hoodie while walking around your apartment.
“Where did i put those keys?” you muttered, trying to remember where the fuck you put them.
>You could have sworn you put them somewhere easy to find.
>Walking into the kitchen, you saw your keys right next to your cellphone.
“I’m an idiot,” you said, grabbing your phone and keys.
>Just before you could pocket your phone, it began to vibrate.
>Looking at the screen, you saw that Pinkie was calling you.
“Hey Pinkie,” you said as you brought the phone to the side of your face to answer it.
> “Hey Anon. Just wanted to call and tell you that we’re meeting at the food court in the mall,” she said in her usual fast paced tone.
“Sure, I’ll be there in a little bit,” you said, walking out the door and locking it.
> “Okies, I’ll see you in a bit,” she said, hanging up her phone.
>You exit the apartment complex as you made your way towards the mall.

> “You’re here. Now we can get this party started,” Pinkie said the moment she saw you enter the mall.
>You weren’t prepared when your pink haired friend lifted you above her head and ran to the food court.
>Thankfully Pinkie didn’t have to carry you for long and before you knew it, you were sitting in between Rarity and Sunset.
> “Just wait right there while I grab a drink,” Pinkie said, running to parts unknown.
>You could only watch as the pink party girl ran around the corner and through a store.
“.....She needs to lay off the wheaties and sugar,” you said in a flat tone, the girls around you either giggling or nodding in agreement.
> “I don’t think that’s a good idea, Anon. Remember the last time someone tried to take her treats away,” Sunset said, taking a sip of her soda.
>You a shiver crawl down your spine as that memory popped into your head.

>>29879208
“Yeah, I remember. Still can’t believe Pinkie clawed that guy’s face,” you said out loud.
> “It was a slightly amusing to see him avoid her like the black plague,” Twilight said, giggle at the thought.
“Yeah. Hey, where’s AJ, Dash and Shy?” you asked, not seeing the three with the rest of the group.
>It was strange not to see everyone in Sunset’s little gang.
>For you, it was like seeing half of a sports team showing up for a game.
> “AJ had to help with an order that came at the last moment While Rainbow had some homework she needed to finish,” Twilight said, matter of factly.
>That made sense.
“And Fluttershy? She doesn’t seem like someone to cancel plans for something like that,” you said, shrugging your shoulders.
> “She doesn’t darling, but Fluttershy volunteered at the shelter today and forgot about it till last night,” Rarity said, waving a hand in a strange way.
“Doesn’t sound like her,” you said, doubting the fashionista’s words.
> “We know but from what Fluttershy told us, she asked for this day,” Rarity said, looking at you with a neutral expression.
“Still a little strange but whatever. So what’s the plan for today?” you asked, wondering if you’re gonna be a pack mule for the girls.
>The last time you went shopping with the girls, you ended up carrying a pile twice your height before it toppled over.
> “Just a couple of stores. We went shopping just a few days ago and you know what happened that day,” Sunset said , looking away from you.
>You nod stiffly, still angry at them for leaving.
> “So we wanted to make it up to you for that,” Sunset said, smiling a bit awkwardly.
>That was a bit unexpected and out of the blue.
>It’s not like they don’t do you a favor every now and then but this felt off.
>Like they were planning something or they were going use you for some strange reason like Pinkie’s Cannon.

>>29879218
>The thought stays in your head for a moment before you forget the thought.
>Dealing with a few villains and what not must be messing with you.
>These girls are you’re friends and they wouldn’t do something nefarious to you.
>At least you hope.
“..... Maybe you could help me with something,” you said, smiling good heartedly.
>The girls all nod, happy that you don’t hold anything against them.
> “Sure. What do you need help with?” Twilight asked, generally curious.
“I would appreciate it if any of you girls could recommend a book or two on psychotherapy or on counseling,” you said, hoping any of your friends could help you.
>Everyone looked either shocked, confused or a combination of both.
>Guess they weren’t expecting that.
> “Is that what you’ve been studying, Anon? That was the subject you’ve been looking into?” Twilight asked, getting out of her stupor.
“Yeah. Like I told you girls, I was helping a friend with some relationship problems. After talking about the problems and helping with a solution, I found it to be a rewarding experience,” you said, smiling bashfully at the memory of the few you tried to help.
> “Must have something if you were able to help your friend,” Sunset said neutrally while looking at you.
“Well I figured it might be worth looking into. So can any of you help me out?” you asked, looking at each of the girls.
>As you thought, Sunset and Rarity looked a bit lost while saying, “Sorry.”
>Twilight on the other hand just smiled and said, “I believe i can help you with that, Anon.”
“You’re a lifesaver, Twilight. When can we get them?” you asked, wanting to get the books as soon as possible.
>Suddenly you and Twilight and pulled into a tight hug while being spun around as you caught a glimpse of pink hair.
>You didn’t need to guess who was hugging you.
> “You already have a plan?” Pinkie said, still spinning you around while hugging you and Twilight.

>>29879233
> “Yes?” Twilight said, her voice slightly muffled by Pinkie’s chest.
> “Then we have no tie to lose,” Pinkie said, running in some random direction as Twilight was trying to tell her where to go.
>Sadly you would be stuck in Pinkie’s hug for the next ten minutes.

This is just the start to my weekend update. I'll see if I can get more for tonight but it'll most likely be tomorrow when the next one will be posted

>>29872552
The deed is done.

>>29879437
Welcome back from your hunt.

>>29879495
I killed 19 raccoons and 7 possums But, it can't give the kitten I was going to take care of back.
She was only four weeks old, but hopefully none of those bastards would hurt anymore cattos or doggos in the future.

>>29879558
You are worthy of the name, make a good dinner out of their corpses.

>>29879603
Nah predator meat is greasy and doesn't taste well.
I threw all the corpses in a huge ass bonfire (I can do that since my grandparents live in a farm in the middle of nowhere.)
So they're just a pile of charred bones and ash now
I would of taking pics but, my phone died. I was so mad the little catto died in such as gruesome way I forgot my phone was at 4%
As soon as I got home I took an hour long shower to get all the shit of me then played Persons 5 for a bit, now here I am.

>>29879675
>Persona 5

>>29879709
Well, it worked out in the end, the sprit of the kitty has been avenged.

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>>29879902
This isn't the kitten but, she looked close to this with different markings.
I was going to name her Kali.

>>29879218
> “AJ had to help with an order that came at the last moment While Rainbow had some homework she needed to finish,”
you have while* capitalized for no reason, either lower case it and put a comma after moment, or put a period after moment and keep while* capitalized.

>>29879218
> “We know but from what Fluttershy told us, she asked for this day,”
you need a comma before but*, as there would be a slight pause there when speaking.
>That was a bit unexpected and out of the blue.
this sentence is redundant, as both phrases mean the same thing. You only need one or the other here.
>It’s not like they don’t do you a favor every now and then but this felt off.
proper sentence spacing with a comma before but* here.

>>29879966
Those savages, may their ashes be used by worms and maggots.

>>29880350
>>29880407
Will correct later. Thank you for pointing that out

>>29879250
This therapist idea is really great. I wouldn't mind it being a real thing in the comics.

>>29879558
I salute you my friend. I almost felt sad for the critters until you posted that kitty. I'd sell their fur though, would make decent money I think..

>>29882063
I threw all the corpses in a bonfire after all there was almost nothing left since I mostly used my great-grandfather's trench gun he used in WW2 and my uncle's .44 magnum.

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>>29882115
Wait, you slaughtered a fuck ton of racoons with a trench gun? That is goddamn hilarious.

>>29882151
Anyone else thinking raccoons in SS uniforms?

>>29883288
good thing there are no raccoons in anyone's story

>>29883826
I wouldn't say that

>>29883288
SS uniform?

>>29883838
The most fashionable Nazi clothing known to mankind, say what you want about them but one thing they do well, its dress to impress.

>>29883848
Now I have that image in my head. Thanks

>>29883871
They spend an ungodly amount on making themselves look good, it was pretty weird.

>>29883892
had the anti-semitism not been nazi-germany would have been the greatest country ever

>>29883901
That was only half a coherent sentence, want to try again for a kek?

>>29883930
Nazi-germany would have been the greatest country ever had the anti-semitism not been.

>>29883945
Ah, well they wouldn't be as shit as they are now at any rate. So there is that.

>>29882151
Yep I just wish my phone didn't die so I would of taken pictures of the kills and bonfire.

>>29884016
You did good though

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touching the Tesseract without gloves isn't that smart of an idea

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>>29885715
at least you get a nice light show before it disintegrates you.

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>>29885724
seriously, it's picking up his skin

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>>29885730
well, we have two space movies coming up this year, we can only hope
HAIL HYDRA

>>29885737
He got teleported.

>>29885779
no way?! that wasn't at all the point I was trying to make!

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>>29885779
But the real queston is, did he end up telefraging some poor ayy.

>>29885812
That's what Tesseract is generally used for.

>>29885926
I hope we'll see some things about that soon.

bump from 9

>>29887208

Was too busy to work on an update today. I'll have one for tomorrow though

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These guys are coming to kick your ass.
What do?

>>29888993
Call Sunny.
Or PunisherAnon with his trench gun.

I only know one truth
It's time for the Power Ponies...to end

>>29888993
Su would take them down. I don't think they can hit water.

>>29889278
I want a PunisherAnon story so bad.

>>29889983
Sounds like a sith to me.

>>29857058
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You've succesfully followed Rainbow to her home without being seen
>By her
>You did get some weird looks from the people walking around when you hide behind a car or a bush
>Those books you read never accounts for people other than the target
>That doesn't matter now since you were able to achive the main goal
>You are behind Rainbow's house and you found a window with good view of the kitchen and living room
>Rainbow is standing in the middle of the room looking around for something
>Looks like she found it
>She says something but you can't hear from here
>Then something unexpected walks into your field of view
>It's that water thing that ran from the scene of the crash
>It must be holding Rainbow captive!
>That's why she was acting so weird!
>Police, yeah you should call the police
>You pull out your phone to dial 911
>Before you can do so however that water monster turns into a person, wearing a black hoodie
>Wut?
>You put your phone down and decide to investigate further
>Seeing Rainbow coming towards you, you duck under the window
>After waiting for a short time you get back up to peek inside
>Rainbow gives her company a spoon and opens the icecream bucket
>They settle on the couch and start watching TV while eating the cold dessert
>She doesn't seem to be afraid at all and actually punches the hooded figure in the shoulder
>There is definitely something more going on here and you will find out what it is
>You are pretty sure Rainbow will not just tell you though
>Hearing a motorcycle stop in front of the house, you walk to the front and see a pizza delivery guy walking up to the door
>That's it! You know what to do!
>You walk up next to the pizza guy and stand outside of the door's field of view, around the corner
"Hey!" You greet the delivery guy. "I just came here to visit my friend, what a coincidence!"
>"Uh-huh."
>How rude! He didn't even look at you.
>Well, you are not here for small chat. You have a mission!

>>29890862
>A moment later the door opens and pizza guy speaks
>"One large pizza with extra cheese, $17,99."
>You see Rainbow's hand giving a $20 bill
>"Keep the change." She says while taking the pizza
>Pizza guy walks back and now is your moment!
>You rush around the corner and hastily pass a yelping Rainbow
>"Twilight, wait!" You ignore her and quickly walk towards the living room
"A-hah! I... knew it?"
>You are greeted by an empty couch
>Without getting the chance to turn around and pressure Rainbow about what is going on, you are slammed to the wall by something wet and cold
>Losing all the air in your lungs by the force of the impact your try to draw a breath and find your lungs getting filled with water
>You see Rainbow rush in and scream something, but you can't hear what it is while you are under water
>Suddenly you are released from the wet grip of water
>You see Rainbow rushing towards you as you fall to the ground
>You can hear people talking as you try to get all the water out from your lungs, but you aren't sure who's saying what
>It feels like a backgroun noise
~Oh my gosh! Are you okay?!~
~Can you breath?~
~She's fine, just has some of me inside her. Let me help.~
>You are once again gripped by wetness
>This time it forces its way into you
>You can feel it moving in places it shouldn't
>Your lungs hurt like hell but just a second later it's all gone
>You can breath normally
>You've never realized how great it felt to breath
>You look around to see what attacked you but you only see Rainbow and that hooded figure from before
"What just happened?" You stand up weakly, Rainbow helps you to the couch
"What was that thing?" You ask as you keep looking for any sign of it
>"That would be me, I'm sorry about that. I though you hurt Rainbow."
>It's the hooded figure
>Sounds like a he
>"Are you alright?" Rainbow asks with a worried tone
"Y-yeah. Just a little jaded." You realize the blurry apperance of your surroundings. "I think I lost my glasses"

>>29890865
>"Here." A moment later, the guy holds up your glasses for you to take
>You take a better look at him after you put them on, which makes you scream and bury yourself into the couch
"Get away! Get away!" He puts his hand up and walks back
>"Okay okay." He walks out of the room and to the kitchen. "You girls talk it out. I'm gonna be in the kitchen."
>You turn to Rainbow after making sure he's no longer in the room
"What is happening here?" She bites her lower lip and looks at you somewhat abashed
>"You know how there was a guy that got hit by a car today?" You nod. "Then he turned into water and I followed him?"
"Uh-huh."
>"Turns out he needs a place to lay low and I kinda let him hide here now."
"WHAT?"
>"I knoooww~ But please, you can't tell anyone about this! He's not a bad person."
"He just tried to kill me!" You object
>"He was trying to protect me and he let you go didn't he?" He looks at you with large, dilated eyes. "Pleeeeaseee?"
>Reminds you of Spike
"Ugh! Fine, I won't tell." You find yourself in a tight embrace
>"You are the BEST!"
>Her hair is really soft and she smells nice.
>Ahem!
>Focus Twi. This isn't over yet.
"I still want to talk to him and make my own assesment." You remark
>"Yeah, of course. I'm sure he'd be fine with that." She turns her head towards the kitchen. "You can come now, Anon. We sorted it out!"
>As soon as you see him walking in you are reminded of the reason you wanted him out
>His face looks like it was squished under a hydraulic press
>This is going to be an experience
>You wish you didn't follow Rainbow now

That's all for this update. Hope you guys like it, let me know what you think.

And check'm >>29890222

>>29890869
>>Her hair is really soft and she smells nice.
that came kinda out of nowhere

>>29890923
I know :^)
Do you think it was too out of place? Should I get rid of that part in the pastebin?

>>29890948
depends if you want it to go anywhere or if Twilight's dykish tendencies do anything to the story or at least her personality, other than a single line of what you thought might be fun

>>29890948
I think Twilight having a cute little nerdgirl creepout after almost dying is just fine.
>>29890955
Little less extreme than this guy, but you get the idea. Also you forgot your ending punctuations again all over the story, and commas to properly space it all out. Otherwise you did good work mate.

>>29890955
>>29890976
I'll see about Twi. Maybe she can be make some spagetti in the future. Glad you guys like it.

>>29891084
Spaghetti flavored nerdgirl is delicious. May she get the water tentacles....Dash too. If she's putting up with what's going on so far I cant wait to see her search history.

>>29891423
Well, that's certainly a thing.

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>>29826558

>>29891728
Imagine Spider-shimmer swing through the city in that cause she forgot her suit

I got a weird question guys.

>>29892102
nightmare sequence when?

>>29892131
share with the class

>>29892131
>>29892135
I just got offered a bj from a guy. And I don't know what to do. Never happened to me before.

>>29892149
I'm not hearing a question

>>29892156
OK. What should I do?

>>29892169
get your dick sucked, I guess.
does he want money?

>>29892178
He doesn't want money.

>>29892187
Are you gay?

>>29892187
are you sure you're in the right thread?
just let him suck your dick if he wants to, nobody gets hurt

>>29892195
No.

>>29892205
There's your answer. No blowjob for you.

>>29892135
Guess i know what the next drunk sunset idea is

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>>29826558
>"Anon, care to explain why you have this?"