What ARE mares?

>>29826179
Adult female horses?

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>>29826179
A pitiful pile of hugs and kisses! But enough talk!

>>29826179
perfection

>>29826179
semen receptacles

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>>29826179
horse pussy owners

>>29826179
Mares are the dark spots on the Moon that look like there is actual water on it. due to their high iron content, they appear darker in contrast to the surrounding areas, hence the misconception

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>>29826179
Rainbows and smiles,
and endless hugging piles.

>>29826179
cock sleeves

>>29826179
You know, coming to 4chan to fill gaps in your public education probably isn't the best of ideas.

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>>29826179
baby dont rape

We just don't know

>>29826179
sex

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>>29826385
baby dont rape me no more

>>29826179
A miserable little pile of secrets.

>>29826179

A lifeform on a distant planet.

>>29827437
How can they be on a distant planet if they are not real.

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>>29826385
Ponkabutt is best butt.

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>>29826179
We just don't know.

>>29826179
dick sleeves

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>>29827640

>not real
O RLY?

>>29827640
the universe is infinite anon. they are somewhere out there

希 is rare or seldom

>>29827706
If the universe is a googol meters across, like some models of inflation postulate, there has to be an arrangement of atoms that matches theirs.

>>29827706
>the universe is infinite

Not saying you're right or wrong, but how would you know that?

>>29828229
not that guy but I'm not aware of any current cosmological models (other than Max Tegmark's, maybe, and on this he is in a very small minority) that postulate an infinite universe, just a very large one. there's a difference.

of course, there is always the Everett-Wheeler-Rhodes Many-Worlds/parallel universes model. but that still restricts itself to the physically possible. poni magic appears to be inherently very, very, very much in violation of just about everything we know about how the universe works. pony telekinesis violates both Newton's Third Law and the Law of Conservation of Momentum, for example. talking magic poners don't look possible, sadly, even in a multiverse scenario.

>>29828275
naturally, talking pastel small horses with magic and flight would be low probability, unless there was an advanced civilization that created them, placed them within a holodeck, and used thought reading technology to make magic work. In a holodeck, physics is defined by the program, so you can make magic and pegasai flight happen simply by programming it and commanding it

>>29828319
You're talking about a simulation, virtual life, AIs--but OP said "somewhere out there." I was thinking he meant "real" and not "simulated."

Your waifu could send you email, I guess, but you could never hold her, never touch her cheek. They could put a simulation of you in the program with her, but it wouldn't be you, just a copy. You would be cuckolded by a copy of yourself. Just how much do you want your waifu to be happy?

>>29828352
why not set up an area of open space, say, an open space the size of a planet, and have it surrounded by holographic emitters? The creaters would still be real, but their magic and flight created and driven by holograms

>>29828378
creatures, not "creaters"

>>29828378
>>29828389
Because real life isn't Star Trek, and "real holograms" are technobabble right up there with "coherent tachyon pulse" and "force field" and "reverse the polarity of the neutron flow."

Do you know what a hologram is? Go to Wikipedia or something and read the article and get back to me. "But we can do it in the holodeck" is right up there with "sure it will be possible for people to fly, Superman does it every day."

I want my waifu as much as anyone, but it ain't happening.

You only need an area larger than the size of your body fully extended. Within it, a universe can be simulated by moving around the vacuum energy fluctuations and gravitational waves around you into whatever configurations are needed. Since the room won't let you reach the edge, you can't detect the emitters.

Goddamnit, people.

STAR TREK IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY. Saying "but we could have our simulated poni waifu in a holodeck" is NOT EVEN WRONG.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong

Jesus, people. I know this is 4chan but can we turn the autism down just one click here?

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>>29826218
underrated reference

>>29828275
Who says the multiverse has to match our universe's physics? Why can't there be a universe with a different set of rules?

>>29826179
Lewd.

Very Lewd.

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>>29826179
We just don't know.

>>29829378
At least if we're talking about the Everett-Wheeler-Rhodes model, we're talking about quantum parallels branching off when random events or choices come out differently. The new timelines share the same past, the same initial conditions, and the same laws.

With four fundamental forces in nature--gravity, electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force, and the weak nuclear force, we have to ask, which of those four is pony telekinesis using? And how different is a universe going to have to be if basic Newtonian physics is completely broken? Some mathematical models suggest that at the moment of the Big Bang other values were possible for the universe's fundamental constants, like gravitation, and the speed of light, the relative strengths of the strong nuclear force and the weak nuclear force, and so on. Maybe universes are even possible with only two spatial dimensions, or maybe four. It has been suggested that two timelike dimensions are possible but it's very hard for me even to visualize what it means to move toward (0,0) on one time axis and away from (0,0) on the other.

In any event it's a big step from there to "pony telekinesis allows Twilight Sparkle to pick up and lob around house-sized boulders without any force acting on her whatsoever and she doesn't even have to brace herself to do it." I don't know how that would, or could, work, outside of a cartoon.

Which makes me sad, because waifu.

>>29827706

What if there was something in this infinite universe that prevented ponies from being real?

For sexual

>Rape

>>29829896
That would prevent >rape as we know it, and give us all a sad.

>>29826179
Cum receptacles.

>>29826179
Amazing sex material