>Foreplay with girl friend >She starts talking about how

>>29824248
>Things that never happened

>>29824256
Yes, yes, everyone here is just as pathetic as you. Keep telling yourself that

TODAY, ON SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED!

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>>29824248
>Foreplay with girl friend
Stopped reading right there

>>29824248
.t Chad

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>>29824248
Fuck off, normo

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>>29824256
>>29824263
>>29824265
Whatever helps you sleep at night, guys

>>29824270
>>>/r9k/

>>29824248
>No hooves

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>>29824248
>3dpd
>no hooves

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>>29824285

>>29824285
I already sleep fine at night, faggot.

>>29824248
>Blogposting
Literally nobody wants to hear about this. >No Hooves fags will mock your taste, Normalfags aren't interested in some random Anon's sex life, and ROBOTS won't believe that anybody who likes what they like could get laid.

>What has this god forsaken place done to me?
Most likely nothing. You would have made that connection, even without all of the waifufagging that goes on around here.

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>>29824322
Suit yourself

>>29824343
S-sorry :(

>>29824343
Saging threads in the first page is useless and you know that.

>>29824358
>from facebook
Shoot yourself

>>29824248
Nice fanfiction

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>>29824382
>>29824385

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>>29824397
>coming to 4chan to blog
>implying you don't care what people think

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>>29824248
>gf

>>29824409
Of some people I do. But not the type of people that go REEEEE whenever someone achieves something or does something unorthodox where they reside

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>>29824248
>Goes on 4chan.

>Uses /mlp/ IN FUCKING PARTICULAR.

>Literally brags about sex.

>Asks, "What did u guys do to me? XD"

Reddit confirmed.

>>29824457
It's not bragging. It's a weird story

>>29824478
It's a shit story, and it's not even weird.

>>29824868
Thinking about a pony and coming harder isn't weird?

>>29824478
>>29824876
Go away already, OP

>>29824876
On /mlp/? I wouldn't say so, no.

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>>29824289
>Hurrr durr I linked him to r9k! That'll sure show him!
Kill yourself, you autistic normalfag wannabe.