>Who's a cute little monkey?
>Give Mommy a kiss!
>>29824064
my mom is in another fucking dimension you fucking horse.
i will never see her or the rest of my family again, and am the only one of my kind in this place.
i am alone, my life gone, yet you sit here and mock me while holding a box that clearly has a dildo in it?
you are sick, evil, and disturbed, and i will have nothing to do with you.
>>29824064
Fuck off retard. You can't send Luna away then pretend to be her.
I want Celery to suffocate me with her ass
>>29824138
dont we all
Celestia is a dirty mare
>>29824064
>y...yes mistress
>>29824179
this anatomy is fucking awful
>>29824064
>Optimus Primal grunts in the physical goddess's tight embrace
"I'm starting to wish that we had crashed on the wastelands and that Megatron had crashed here instead."
>There's just no speaking to her when she's all like this
>Primal squirms and twists until he frees his arm
>He brings his wrist close to his mouth and speaks to it
"Dinobot? Come in Dinobot."
>"GrrrrThis is Dinobot."
"What's the situation like over there?"
>"I am currently scanning the area for energon deposits."
"Still? You should had finished by now."
>"I would if I weren't being pestered by a flyer."
"Are you under attack?"
>"....In a way yes."
>Dinobot pauses for a few seconds
>A second voice can be heard in the background and Optimus recognizes it as belonging to Twilight Sprinkle
>The overly curious local lifeform is asking a stream of questions
>"Who are you talking to? Is that a communication device? What are it's operational principles? Can I touch it?"
>"COME NOT WITHIN THE MEASURE OF MY IRE!"
>>29825067
you're more autistic than eqgfags
>>29824064
Y-yes pls
>>29824473
So...
Is there a NSFW version of this?
>>29825264
I AM an autistic eqgfag. I take it you're one of the Trukk not Munky people?
>>29824473
yeah
>>29824179