I like nordpone. Do you?

>>29823139
one huge marepussy

WHAT'S THE MATTER

>>29823143
Nord people alwáy rape village. They're strong, big, brave.

>>29823139
maybe if i could understand them.

>>29823151
CAN'T HANDLE THE SIGHT OF A STRONG NORD WOMAN

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>>29823157
They can...

>>29823168
im pretty sure what i just read was not english.

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>>29823139
>>29823168
>"What in Oblivion is that?!"

>>29823168
>>29823139
We need more art of nordpone. She a cute for sure, even if I feel like I'm listening to an irish anon shitposting every time she speaks.

>>29823279
I'll fokin deck ye

>>29823287
Irish horse pls. We have trouble understanding you as-is.

>>29823287
i...think it wants us to build a deck attachment to a house? shaped like a fork?

im not sure thats efficient, might work better as a dock.

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>>29823295
I'll fokun dack su hurd evun yu mumu cru eviry tine.

I like nordpone. I took a genetic test recently and it said I was 20 percent Scandinavian.

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>>29823320
She wans' to fackin panch ya, silly sod. Can' ye not understand fokin proper english?

>>29823333
>3333
>flashback Octovia have Ork accent

>>29823333
>Octavia confirmed Nordhorse
>whenever she gets pissed off, she breaks out of her normal sophisticated and classy tone and speech and just goes full U FOOKIN WOT M8 at whatever angered her

But still, calm down Octavia. Either your inner Nord or your inner Britbong (I forget which side of UK has people who speak like that) is showing.

>>29823355
As long as you aren't Welsh you're fine. They purposefully change their accent to outsides to piss people off. Go into a pub full of welsh and once they realise they'll change accents.

>>29823333
>>29823355
Wait... do we have... greentext about her? I maybe... forget long time ago.

>>29823333
>proper
>this drivel

im fucking scottish-irish and people say i have a pretty strong english/australian accent, plus dyslexia.

yet even i can actually fucking speak clearly and correctly.

try speaking slowly and maybe ill understand what the fuck you just said.

>>29823379
That's probably because you're American Irish/Scottish. I can't even understand people from Cork half the time but that's because they talk to damn fast and I'm guilty of it myself.

>>29823584
thats probably a good point.

>>29823295
Are ye daft mon! That's Scots! Nae Irish, ya fookin poof!

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>>29823168
>>29823139
>I'd like a laaaaaaaaarge-

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>>29823168
m-mi no speaka..

>>29823168
What's this pone's name? I tried searching nordic on derpibooru but got no results.

>>29823139
Why is she called nord when she talks more like Highlander

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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Yo Anontheanon, draw lewds of her :^)

>>29823333
Anyone got pastebin? please?

>ywn appear in a small fishing village in Equestria's past
>the locals with never ask you to please save them from the fearsome raiders who keep attacking them
>ywn agree, thinking that the raiders are more at tinypones
>your heart will never stop as their ships arrive, unloading a band of large, horse-sized warriors
>ywn throw your weapons to the ground and surrender, declaring that you didn't sign up for this shit
>the leader of the raiders will never think you're cute and take you for her lover
>ywn promise to submit to her so long as she promises to spare the village
>she will never happily agree as she gently pushes your head down between her thighs to perform your 'husbandly duties'

>>29823139
Does she have a berserker sister

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>>29823965
UNF!

>>29823871
Her tag is oc:nordpone

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>>29823965
Please I need more

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>>29823965

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Nordpone is pretty cool. She has a big sword and doesn't afraid of anything. I can dig it.

>>29824751
>"Oh alreet then, honeh, ay'd laik tew see yew try n' handle it then, eh? Gwan', try givin' her a proper go."
>"By the weh, my rewm is on the top floor. Ah'll be expectin ye shortly with the rest of my things, lass."
>It's literally like trying to pick up Thor's hammer

>>29823139
i like any big strong muscular female that would have the ability to overpower me, pin me to the bed, and then pull out her massive cock and pound my boipucci

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>>29825637

You appear to be lost, mate. >>29774893

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I think we have literally posted every pic of her known to exist now. Time to get some drawfags in here to make more.

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>>29826568
Not quite.
>>29824751

>>29826704

>Bellhop overpowers Nordpone despite being about 1/3 her size.
Ragepone.

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>>29823340
This one?

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>>29826737
Now THAT'S what I call sexy!

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I know there's a better resolution of this pic somewhere