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My dick literally can't get any harder
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>>29822169
Teacherpone is for sexual.
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>>29822169
Cheerilee in cheerleader outfit is delicious
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>>29822176
The things I would do to her... her holes would be begging for mercy by the time I'm done with her.
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Cheerilee is sexy as fuck. I want her to be my hot teacher.
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pony is not for sexual
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Cheerilee's pretty incredible.
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>>29822169
They make a pill for that now, you know.
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Would you massage and cuddle a tired, worn-out Cheerilee after a long day of stressful teaching?

I would
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>>29822169
Cheerilee is just so sexy.
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>>29822276
Yea I would
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>>29822276
Massage where
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>>29822276
I'd give her a very special massage if you catch my drift
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>>29822276
Do you think Cheerilee is so stressed because in a world of magic and mythical beasts, failing to instill important knowledge and critical thinking skills in students could result in them getting their retarded asses killed?
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>>29822169
Fuck you
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>>29822276
I want Cheerilee to give me detention for the sole purpose of getting me alone and molesting me.
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>>29822312
Fuck you too, pal
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>>29822302
Fuck, I would be. Poor mare.
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>>29822169
>BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTT
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>>29822386
Fartfag gtfo
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>>29822276
Would you fulfill Cheerilee's dreams and give her a foal of her own?

I would. Several times over.
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>>29822484
>"That's an awful lot of a responsibility, anon."
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>>29822490
>implying I'm not ready for this
>implying I don't want to settle down with teachhorse and help her raise our foal together
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>>29822239
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>>29822169
The thought of her blackmailed and gangbanged by all the colts of her class against her will (or not) has always been a great source of fap fuel for me.
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>>29822276
Of course.
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>>29822169
Kill yourself faggot.
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>>29824084
>He doesn't want to fuck a pony
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>>29822302
I think she's stressed out because her class has been held back for the last seven years.
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>>29824243
>"How do I reach deez keeds..."
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book horse is sexier
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>>29822169
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlAx4Dok38
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>>29824243
kek I didn't realize this was a thing until now
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>>29822169
i would fuck that horse desu
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>>29824243
2010- CMC are 8
2013- a year passes
2017- CMC are still 8
We Pokemon anime now
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>>29822169
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>>29825379
All episodic shows are in a time loop esc status. the only ones who have to age are children in live action shows
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>>29825534
Have there been cartoons where the characters age over time?
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>>29825651
timeskips, flash forwards, and spinoffs. No cartoon has their characters actually age normally from pilot to finale. The simpsons are the standard for cartoon aging. Lisa and Bart were 8 and 10 in 1989 and are still the same.
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>>29825696
>They're older than their own parents.
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>>29825707
Eh not yet, if taking simpson example Homer and marge are 42 in the pilot, while Lisa and Bart would be 36 and 38 respectively had they aged normally.
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what if cherilee is just a charter school teacher who moves with her students, and everyone actually is aging? Then we'd switch over to glimmers generation, and twilight would be princess, and celestia would slowly fade out of existence, and become one with the sun... probably not an ideal kids show ending actually...
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>>29825811
That requires too much though and effort, anon.
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>>29825821
thought*
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The best part is she is single now that we know Mac isn't banging her.
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>>29825811
I still theorise that Celestia's a gypsy just following her predictions of the future, and that everything is planned but she doesn't know why.
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>>29822302
Being an earth pony in said land has to give some of them existential crisis's.
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>>29824570
>wings on unicorn
never ever
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>>29825745
>homer and Marge are 70 years old
This series needs to die already
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>>29822302
>failing to instill important knowledge and critical thinking skills in students could result in them getting their retarded asses killed?
This is true in the real world, too. Just look at any American nigger or, as I like to call them, failures in education.
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>>29826272
Twilight is a princess, get with the times grandpa
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>>29822169
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>>29822169

I'll bet it can though...

https://derpibooru.org/1070418
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>>29826852
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>>29826865

Who doesn't love the 80s?
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>>29826852
80's Cheerilee is good, but Cheerileader will always have a special place in my pants.
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I want to invent a new lewd act, just for her.
Cheerilingus
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>>29822169
The part of the pony that the sweat gaurds are on are my favorite.
Can a smarter anon than I tell me what anotomy part it is? That spot between the hoof and the 'ankle'.

Fucking fetish fuel poners
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>>29826354
Honestly 'instilling critical thinking skills' is a complete meme
You can't really put critical thinking into someone who lacks it, it has to grow entirely on its own in a person, and some people inherently possess the ability to think critically. Others just never will.

Many kids do better without a public education than with one
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I want to prego the teacher, go into the past and fuck her in the past, go into the future and fuck the future children, go into the past and masturbate as I watch myself from the past fuck the past cheerilee, travel to the future once again to bad mouth the children, go into the past to stop me from bad mouthing the children and create a time paradox which finally makes me decide to better off myself from the future that knows the time machine blueprints, thus never cumming inside of cheerilee and making her prego but with the feeling that she one day, was prego, but not today but in the past that is the future of myself
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>>29824243
Only 2 years.
Show goes slow.
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>>29825651
South park.
Eventually.
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>>29827872
1998-present they went from 8-10 or 11.
A true achievement in cartoon charcter aging among the hordes of the stagnant.
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>>29827028
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>>29822169
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>>29827011
That is either the cannon, fetlock, or pastern. On a cartoon pony it's hard to tell. If I had to venture a guess I would call it the cannon.
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I would like Cheerilee to sit on my face after a long day of teaching
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>>29825651
There is one at the tip of my tongue.
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>>29827912
It's a Russian hacker leaving instructions for the trolls on /pol/ regarding the French election.
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>>29822169
"Look at my ass!
My ass is amazing!
Give it a lick!
It tastes just like raisins!"
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>>29825379

Eh, Ash never changes but at least the CMC got cutie marks.

Next season new CMC "young adult" models when?
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>>29826877

Why not both?
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>>29824728
I'm glad that I'm not the only person who thought of this.
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>>29829151
>Those stickers
These guys really were onto something.
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>>29825651
Several have aged characters up by having the show skip over a span of time(Ben 10, Reboot, Naruto, for some examples), but I can't think of any that have had gradual aging up, aside from "Well, we've graduated highschool with our appearances never changing. Time for the show to end!"
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>>29829548
>buy all our playsets and toys!
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How is she just so amazing?
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>>29829743
Shining Armor has a serious case of 'handsome Squidward' face there.
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>>29829066
lole dude epic memeee xDDDD
fukken lost it
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>>29829743
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>>29829800
Perfect mix of superiority fetish, pony fetish and upbeat personality.
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>>29829867
Kek
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Gimme a D!
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>>29829867
>Choking Hazard
>not ADULT TOOLS
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>>29830023
roleplaying is against the rules! >:(
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>>29829953
OLD
ASS
MARE
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>>29830522
Cheerilee is in her 30s, she's not old
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>>29830542
She's older than the mane 6, but not by a lot. She was in her 80s phase while AJ was a lanky piece of ass
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>>29831969
So does her swooning over Flutterguy voice mean Cheerilee likes Deep voiced black men?
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>>29832109
Who doesn't?
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>>29822169
She gives me Arousal bubble guts... I may shit myself from being so turned on!
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>>29830522
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
She's experienced, and might just teach you something.
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bump for great bubblegum pone justice
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>>29826852
>human vagina
No thanks
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>>29829661
Adventure Time
Finn was 13. Now that his voice actor agreed, they've been aging Finn slowly to account for the voice change. He's now 16, so each Finn year is about two of our years, Jake's probably middle aged, and his kids probably live to half the age of a real dog.

Shit's fucked up, yo.
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>>29831969
What episode was this from?
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>>29834631
After referencing the episode thoroughly, it's apparently completely fake, and Derpibooru lied by calling it a screencap with no edit tag.

The episode is "Where the Apple Lies", and doesn't include this at all.
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>>29826852
What's with the manly body?
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>>29834679
I don't think that's manly, just a weird ass blend of no-crotchtits pony with some anthro influence.
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>>29834667
And what makes you say that?
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>>29834846
Well, it has an oddly mannish look to it and the vagina looks sickening
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>>29826030
>Marble also single
Feels good
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>>29835132
How does that feel good? They're not real
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>>29835319
It is good for me because I never wanted to lose my virginity anyways
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>>29834667
Have you never seen the episode? It's real.
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>>29822169
Have you tried Viagra?
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>>29835339
#REKT
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>Cheerilee will never /ss/ you
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>>29833750
So I can no longer say that cartoon is 100% shit. Only 99.9% shit now. Thanks.
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>>29835339
Anon can't get it hard
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>>29829867
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>>29825651
There's Recess, where the kindergardeners became "civilized".
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>>29825651
Digimon.
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>>29824084
Kill yourself faggot.
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>>29834929
What are you reading on fimfic anon? Spill it...
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>Be Cheerilee
>Get a tip from Lyra there was a thread about you.
>Get excited, Someone still likes you! Maybe they'll even want to meet up someday and--
>See the OP
>Saucy~
>You get hot at the thought of them wanting you.
>Original Poster says he can't get hard at you.
>Other Anons agree.
>Tfw you're too old to be courted by anyone.
>Looks like another night of empty masturbation orgasms
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>>29834929
>adblock plus
Do yourself a favor and switch to uBlock origin
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>>29834929
>>29835337
Well, I'm an idiot.I looked at the first scene with that same setting and not the second. Fuck me in the asshole. Here's a sexy cheerilee
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>>29835675
>teacher pony failing at reading comprehension

Pottery.
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>>29835684
Why? Give me facts, not the usual /g/ idiocy like "it has more updates".
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>>29835684
Not him, but I'd be interested in knowing why it's superior to ABP.
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>>29835765
uBlock is more efficient for CPU and memory. ABP sold out and has a sponsored whitelist.
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>>29835765
>>29835772
UBO doesn't sell whitelists to people who wish their ads to not be blocked even with adblocking enabled.
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>>29835765
>>29835772
ABP unblocks ads from companies that pay them money
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>>29825651

Not a cartoon, but John Constantine from the Hellblazer comics has aged in realtime since it's inception, not counting reboots and spin-offs.
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This story made me cum buckets
https://pastebin.com/mRf0R6fe
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>>29835661
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/182859/its-a-dangerous-business-going-out-your-door
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>>29835684
Thanks for the tip.
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>>29825651
Adventure time qualifies i think
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>>29822169
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>>29836408
take a shot everytime you see 'my dear'
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>>29836424
>Control F
>10 times
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>>29836130
This image.
Muh heart.
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>>29822169
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>>29825745
Do you have any source for this? This seems pretty unlikely that they would have made Homer and Marge newly weds and first time parents at 32 year olds

In season 1 Marge calls into Marvin Monroe's radio show as 34. In season 4 Homer tells a carnival age guess that he is 36
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>>29836842
Is this you
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>>29836854
I'm the guy who first brought the Simpsons ages up. At the start, they were 34-36 respectively. Then in the mid-90s, they changed Homer's age to 38, then 39, then he celebrated his 40th birthday in Homerpalooza from Season 18, and now Marge is also inexplicably also 40 as of That 90s Show. Then again, that episode's a shit on the series' canon, so to me, they're 38 and 40 respectively, 30 years older than the kids were 30 years ago on the Tracey Ullman shorts.
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>>29836874
Ok, just making sure
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>>29836874
It makes a kind of sense to say that they are 40's now, but it wouldn't have any sense to say they were in their forties when the show started
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>>29822302
I'd think she wishes she COULD TURN BACK TIME, TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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>>29824084
>>29824215
Kill yourself faggot
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>>29836366
It definitely does
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>>29836132
This story does things to my penis weenus
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>>29836132
Holy fuck my dick
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Cheerilee is for hug and family making with
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>>29840987
That makes her sad. She doesn't want some vanilla shit. She wants to be held down and ravaged. Rutted and mane pulled as she's used like a sperm bank for our own needs. She wants to have fun before she's considered too old. Go away with your Christian shit
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>>29842019
>colt in skirt
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>>29842019
>>29842512
The colt is the best part.
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>>29836132
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>>29844229
Nsfw version please.
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>>29844261
https://derpibooru.org/1153348
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>>29836168
Awesome fanfic, I had read it back in 2014.
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>>29836386
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>>29822169
Cheerliee is for ty years old you sick fucks.
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>>29845786
>not wanting to fuck a cougar pone
Gay.
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>>29845797
I never said I didn't want to fuck a cougar pone desu.
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>>29836842
>>29837365
legit on me, I was just trying to remember the first time I heard an age spoken, and I thought it was 42 for some reason.
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>the teacher will never bite her lips when she tells you to see her after class

it hurts
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Cheerilee has rockin' knockers.
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>you will never have her come home to you everyday
>she will never talk about her day to you
>you will never cuddle up on the couch and help her unwind
>she will never tell you she's thinking of having a foal

why live?
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>>29822169
Maybe it's the cider talking Cheerilee but you've got a butt that won't Quit. they got those big chewy pretzels here mervuanstwrgvm five dollars??!!!? get outta here
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>>29825745
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>>29845905
This Cheerilee is too big for me
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>>29849683
I want to listen to Stone Temple Ponies with Cheerilee
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>>29827028
I've read that doujin.
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>>29827028
these leaked season 7 episode descriptions are getting weird
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>>29822169
>Miss Cheerilee will never ride you with her old cheerleader outfit under the bleachers.
>She will never say;
>"I never thought I would be doing this with one of my students."
>She knows it's wrong but, the way you look at her makes her feel so wanted and young.
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