You're the only one who show up to Pinkies Party.
Naturally I'd party with her all night to see where that leads.
>>29815074
I try and comfort her. There must've been a mistake on the invitations, no way would everypony forget her birthday!
>>29815074
I'm not generally into clowns, but I'd tap that.
>>29815074
"Where are the others."
>"Well I only invited you."
"W-Why?"
>"It's a party of one silly~ Nowtake off your pants."
"Sorry this party kinda flopped, Pinkie. You and I seem to be the only ones here."
>"That's okay Nonny, you're the only one I invited!"
>...
>...
"Pinkie, that's not a party, that's a date."
>She giggles coquettishly.
>"I'll show you how to make it a party..."
>>29815074
We spend the afternoon having fun and then I go home without taking part in any sexual or romantic intercourse.
>>29815074
Cocaine, followed by sex I guess. I just came for the nose candy though
>>29815074
Is pinkamina here? Or just normal overly hyper pinkie? This will effect my next course of action significantly
>>29816871
The normal one.
>pinkamina
I hope you know that's her real name.
>>29815074
bump
>>29816881
Just how I've seen it differentiated. Calm down
>>29815074
Rape
>>29818682
thats probably illegal in equestria
>>29815074
>>29816688
I'm thinking of starting an alien rape greentext through the cocksize game, but I don't know with which picture to start.
I can go with the first glance appeal or "the more I stare at it the more I want to fuck it".
Help me choose, /mlp/.
>>29818695
prove it.
>>29818695
Not if she enjoys it.
>>29818964
>mfw I get horny simply from this post
>>29815074
>Pinkie will never pull her clown suit aside and lower herself onto your cock
>>29815074
im the autist who only comes to parties if i think i have no choice, or was dragged there.
i normally just find a corner or quite spot to hang out in.
instead i just became the only person around for a pony known to be mentally unhinged and even more insane when upset.
i most likely end up dead as she tries to force every ounce of party out of me it would normally take an entire crowd to get.
i only ask that i be buried properly and in a outfit not overly fancy.
>>29819014
That look more like constipated.
>>29819024
She did for me
>>29819075
so no sex?
>>29815074
>Plot twist
>You were the only one she invited so she can fuck you