MOVIE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvbowl8_k4Y
Friendship is Magic #52 is still storytimed here!
>>29718363
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is still storytimed here!
>>29619093
Safety in Equestria and beyond is still... relative. Fantastic beasts both cataloged and unknown are still out in the wilds. Environments themselves may be strangely hostile in unexpected ways. Past threats may merely lay dormant. Magic itself reduces the accuracy of any kind of standard gauges of danger. Despite all of that, civilization flourishes - though the efforts of adventurous souls must surely help.
>>29808874
Previous thread.
>Apple
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up -Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
705: Fluttershy Leans In -Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
706: Forever Filly -When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
707: Parental Glideance -When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.
708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>filly
>>29813154
>colt
>>29813158
What a fat horse.
Aww yeah, fresh horses
>>29813016
>would love to live in japan
>can't take my guns because it's a nogunz country
I have airsoft guns, but I like to be able to go out and shoot my real ones sometimes
>>29813181
>not taking up the way of the sword and bow
>>29813181
>implying your gaijin guns could even come close to superior nihon steel
>>29813190
>abandoning the tools by John Moses Browning, Eugene Stoner, and Mikhail Kalashnikov
Would a nipon pony that was folded 1000 times defeat a normal pony?
http://mlpg.co/mlpol/
>>29813265
no thanks
>>29813265
>>29813265
Nope.
>>29813265
I wonder if it is ever going to get to double digit posts
>>29813265
pass.
>>29813265
What the fuck is Pineapple doing enabling this kind of shit?
>>29813265
Are you kidding me? We make a point to keep the sub somewhat hidden all this time and now we do this?
>>29813294
No, it's just that your board was supposed to be a secret board and now you're just spamming the invites.
Sure, it was great for people, but /pol/ outnumbered /mlp/ by a bunch and a lot of decent threads dropped to page 10 in quick session.
Best /mlpol/ was when the other two boards were back up. Not as quick and ridiculous, but still more quick then some places.
>>29813133
They made Pinkie even cuter how'd they do that
>>29813341
>>29813346
The Rarities have invaded the thread!
>>29813346
Here comes the snoot
[Appling intensifies]
>>29813346
I can't believe how fucking ugly Rarity is
>>29813355
Whatever shall we do?
>>29813373
>>29813363
SHE'S ALLOWED HER HAT TO FALL OFF
>>29813391
She has forgotten the face of her father
>>29813374
can I join her spike club
>>29813382
Why does she always have such a big smile?
>>29813133
>all star cast
>>29813417
Are you a filly?
Are you living in the Crystal Empire?
Is Spike your hero?
If so, then yes
Why exactly does /mlpg/ even need a discord?
>>29813443
Gotta mask that crippling depression somehow.
>>29813459
So all the circlejerkers can do their circlejerking more conveniently
It keeps them away from the thread so it's fine by me
>>29813468
wpw I can't believe that apple bloom is fucking dead
>>29813459
Because talking to people is fun
>>29813482
What's wrong with talking here?
What can you do in discord that you can't do on 4chan?
did anyone saw the new commercial of season 7?
>>29813490
Voice chat.
>>29813490
Because going off topic about non-pone is not a good thing for the general.
And voice chat.
>>29813482
Not for autists such as myself. I constantly interrupt people, stutter, and word my sentences in confusing and often nonsensical ways. That's why I introduce myself as nonverbal to anyone except my family.
The movie animation is UGLY
UGLY!
>>29813500
>>29813502
>Voice chat
People from /mlp/ can do voice chat?That's surprising. I thought most people here had social anxiety. I would just think everyone would get too scared to talk to strangers.
>>29813520
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/04/art-director-for-mlp-movie-explains.html
>>29813522
It's not /mlp/ people, it's old mlpg steamchat and mlpg skype people who merged in one huge group
>>29813522
It's mostly for vidya and DnD, but yeah we voice chat often.
So why don't we just axe this general and just use discord only?
>>29813553
Because some people don't like Discord.
>>29813553
That sounds like a huge leap of logic, anon
>>29813520
There arent any extended clips of the movie are there yet?
And thus the pretense for the meta is revealed.
>>29813553
But then you guys would only have ONE circlejerk!
>awful taste
>no content creators anymore
>use offsite chats
MLPG at this stage is the worst General on /mlp/
>>29813597
That horn is too long
>>29813604
... I'm still here.
>>29813604
Shiny please go back to bread
>>29813604
We've had offsite chats since we were in /co/ senpai
You wouldn't know, of course, since you just got here from the piss, but still
>>29813608
Anon is playing the same old song and dance as ever.
>>29813604
>awful taste
what did he mean by this?
I drew a pony the other day why won't you love me
>>29813648
but i love you and your draws
>>29813648
that's a nice drawn pone
>>29813620
Full of shit, isn't he?
>>29813648
>that huge flank
T H I C C
>>29813553
>use discord
>for a general thread
please suicide
>>29813648
Her torso's a bit too long
>>29813667
piledrive him
>>29813686
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29813553
Then I wouldn't be able to hang out with you guys
I wonder what the other ponies looked like as teens. So far theyve all had different haircuts
>>29813696
You're becoming too obsessed with teenage horses.
>>29813502
Fuck you and fuck the general then
>>29813696
Probably pretty cute judging by things we have seen
>>29813707
Anything to break the monotony of constant fillyposting.
>>29813719
I love him
>>29813707
Am not!
>>29813648
But you didn't post it until now.
How can people love you for things they don't see you doing?
>>29813720
>not liking fillyposting
>>29813720But they're technically fillies too.
>>29813723
Me too
I am kinda bummed they used him as Thorax's disguise
He would have made a fun legit crystal pony character, seeing as we have none
>>29813715
There's better things to fuck anon.
Like Marker.
>>29813735
Maybe he'll actually appear in the future
>>29813732
Can teen fillies still do filly things or are they unable to do filly things when they become teen fillies?
>>29813763
What did he mean by this?
>>29813759
Would be nice
This is a bone filly.
>>29813840
She sure is.
>>29813840
I want the filly.
>>29813140
Why does Bone Filly's voice make her sound like she's twenty years old?
>>29813862
am i the only person who never found this funny?
>>29813899
No. I don't care for Ponk images because she'ssecond worst M6.
>>29813553
Half of the posters here would be banned. Then admin drama would happen like it always does and a third would be banned. In the end it'd be like 10 tripfags who don't actually make content just talking about nothing.
>>29813868
anonymous
no
DELETE is the correct course of action
>>29813868
Fur jackets sound morbid if you look at it from the perspective of a creature with fur.
That would be like a skin jacket on a human.
I think Rarity had something in some episode, if i remember correctly
>>29813868
Do not bully my horseband.
>>29813940
cant pony just wear a cute vest?
>>29813945
>>29813943
>skin jacket
Leather?
>>29813956
Pony says NO
>>29813939
Small adventure.
>>29813943
I'm pretty sure Rarity had a fur hat once.
>>29813861
Everyone wants the filly.
>>29813960
leather has had treatments done to it to which makes it look different than a shaved cow.
fur doesn't look as much different on a coat or on a creature.
>>29813940
how do earth ponies eat popcorn out of a bag?
I feel bad for them. An opportunity to showcase their creation went to waste thanks to some dude who can't into computers and a studio that doesn't really care that much.
https://twitter.com/GagneMichel/status/850061901740388356
>>29813968
>>29814020
People who edit trailers are usually shit at it.
The movie will still look beautiful, especially on the big screen
>>29814020
We wouldn't have these problems if it was set in New York City
Should ponies use underwear?
>>29814055
Of course. How else am I to save those fluids for later inhalation?
>>29814075
I've never seen a post I agreed with so much in my entire life
>>29814019
Dexterous horse lips
>>29814055
No
>>29814090
>>Dexterous horse lips
Filly got a job as a Wal-Mart greeter.
>>29814101
>loli
>>29814107
Don't respond to him
>>29814101
That's a new one. Too bad he doesn't seem to bother to make background fillies and just draws main shit.
>>29814092
Earth pones anon. Earth pones.
>>29814101
Time to buy a lot of cotton panties
>>29814150
That would be cute.
>>29814161
Posting best edit.
>>29814107
>wanting a disgusting pimply hormonal cantankerous rebel teenage daughter instead
>>29814101
unf and cute
>stuck at work all day
>just as the teaser for the movie is dropped
>art director and other staff say it's not the type of animation to expect in the movie and that they basically beefed it
Well that sucks. We effectively got nothing then from what it sounds like.
I'm curious when we'll get actual movie footage in a trailer or teaser.
>>29814197
>tfw Ill have to get drafted to fight against mlpg users
>>29814101
>>29814101
I want to cover her nakedness and send her to the school with the other human fillies
>>29814234
Hey Assad I didn't know you enjoyed ponies.
>>29814118I support his patreon and can request a sketch. Give me a suggestion
>>29814249
You're a good man.
>>29814173
Scootaloo looks worried about her friend.
It's a con exclusive, but that's an interesting comic cover I guess.
What if one of the voice actors dropped an F-bomb while recording lines?
>>29814285
Then they'd redo the line?
>>29814258
Stong Filly
>>29814258
Noi
>>29814285
>no blooper reel where the ponies say 'fudge' or 'heck'
>>29814300
But what if it still got recorded?
>>29814258
Seconding this guy.
>>29814301
>>29814101
Why my daughter is naked?
I wonder how being a filly feels like.
>>29814349
bath time
I missed when we could ID the pedofags and judge them appropriately.
>>29814349
snuggle time
>>29814365
And flags, don't forget the flags
>>29814469
Yo that's a cute pony
I want to slowly gain the fillies trust then betray it.
party on a thursday night
>>29814553
could you betray this face?
>>29814574
Yes.
>>29814579
>>29814582
... I'm going to hug Sweetie.
>>29814586
she's very little, you'll have to pick her up
>>29814592
I can do that, easy.
A mysterious filly.
>>29814600
okay now what
>>29814611
Hugs. Though I'd be grabbing under her hooves.
>>29814603
please finish your sentence.
>>29814617
walks into a bar
>>29814603
Who could it be?
>>29814618
The bartender says "what's with the long face?"
The filly cries over the insult.
>>29814629
fillies are so weak
As you can see I'm an emoji.
>>29814618
ouch, filly should watch where she is walking
How often do you save new images you see mlpg?
Do you save anything you see that you don't already have? Or are you more selective with the pony you keep on your computer?
Filly has approved the nuclear option.
Dash is accepting any insult you can throw at her
>>29814710
Her butt is average at best and there are better shades of blue.
>>29814716
too harsh
the WHOLE pony
>>29814663
Not much anymore. I've got bretty much all the images I need.
I save new show screenshots and .gifs every new season of MLP tho
>>29814647
Let me guess, Cadence will take a lot of pictures of shining filly getting fucked by a lot of crytal guards
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>29814756
I loathe Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash is awesome!
>>29814765
>>29814768
Shut up, Rainbow Dash.
>>29814773
>>29814785
you downloaded all my Dash gifs didn't you
>>29814794
yo senpai I have my own dash folder 5 years runningbut yes I downloaded the dashforanon folder too
tks for the cute dash
>>29814813
the world would be a better place if everyone had cute Dashes
>>29813133
https://discord.gg/CEtxcSq
>>29814836
trufax
is there a rarity only discord group?
>>29814899
I think they use slutcord
>>29813133
I would fuck with the ponies so much
>>29814940
not unicorns though, twily could just teleport a huge dildo into your asshole at a moments notice if you tried to mess with her.
>>29814954
I'm going to quickly answer that I wouldn't like that because there a lot of anons here who would jump on that opportunity, ass first
>>29814940
I would end up treating them like doggos half the time I just know it.
Walking with a pony and they say something cute then spontaneous ear scratchies and head pats
>>29814972
They'd probably just love it
>>29814975
Yknow what they probably would, even if they wont admit it.
but the ponies were bigger than cosmo
and patted him on the head
>>29814988
but pony receives the patting
>>29814975
Some would probably be REALLY into it too.
>>29815005
Good ponies get to go for walkies.
>>29815005
>live with pony and a dog
>sometimes the pony gets angry that the dog gets waited on hand and foot
>"how come he gets his own food bowl"
>"you never take me for walks"
>>29814988
why the heck are the ponies so big
im suing that 8ft candy cane
Can somebody edit a black bar cock in this?
>>29815016
>"you never clean up my shit"
>"you didn't buy me my own monogrammed bondage gear and tags"
>"you never let me hump the neighbor"
>>29815030
movie rarity is looking smooooth
>adult filly
>>29815061
Can fillies BE adults?
>>29815061
Aww Sweetie looks cute as heck
>>29815061
But I want to be the little filly
>>29815068
then one day you will be the slightly-less-little mare
>>29815063
Science says yes!
>>29815067thank
>>29815081
I'm gonna need to see the science on this one
>>29815061
>>29815081
That's not how fillies work.
Are you even a qualified fillologist?
>>29814963
cute little pone
>>29815088
no, I got my doctorate in goat studies. I figure horses are basically the same thing, only a little more magical or something. The knowledge SHOULD generalize.
>>29815112
>Spend 8 years of your life studying Filly Sciences
>Hundreds of thousands of dollars into debt
>Some two bit goat herder comes along and thinks they can do your job
>>29815112
what's a goat studies doctorate like
>>29815166
I get to browse the internet all day and talk about goats with a general air of superiority and better-than-you-ness!I am literally starving somebody please hire me this degree is useless
>>29815178
I need a goat expert. Salary begins at 50K a year
Do you guys really don't know who Sia is?
Who do you even listen to? Johnny Cash? Shit, grow up old man. Educate yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2NgsJrrAyM [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg [Embed]
>>29815192
sounds like a sweet dea--
wait, 50K whats?
Don't believe his lies.
>>29815197
Generic garbage. Nice.
So whats new today?
>>29815030
i love that smooth horse chest
death to tuft fags
>>29815275
Possible world-ending scenario, but it'll likely turn to nothing.
>>29815248
I can't believe you'd throw me under the bus like this
>>29815275
the trailer was shitty
whiteknights defended it
the art director of the movie came out and said it was shitty
>>29815229
shiny things
HUGE OILED TITS
>>29815275
wew lad is that retarded
>>29815429
I am aroused for some reason.
>everyone on this board will eventually die
>>29815429
The push-ups princess cometh
>>29815448
rip
>>29815448
... I'm going to hug you though right now, you magician horse.
Depression is shit.
This pone is my pone.
This pone is your pone.
From coleifornia.
To the New Mare Islands.
good nite pones
>>29815448
finally, sweet release
>>29815495
sleep well my dude
ded.
>>29815275
Rarity, no!
>>29815448
fillies will stay the same age and never die
believe in fillies
From the Everfree Forest
To the Celestial waters
>>29815429
The second I get that plushie my face is going into the ass cheek.
>>29815275
yo rarity, can I borrow your bottom half for 15minutes.
>>29815597
anon no
You underestimate ponies' power.
>>29813265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQxT7ab07jk
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.
>>29815701
Why not?
>>29815687
IT'S OVER, PONAKIN.
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>29815708
Because you have been naughty.
goodnight fillies, and colts, and mares, and stallions, and celestias ass.
Celestia's Ass: Good night, Anon.
>>29815850
PONK, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MIDNIGHT SNACKS
>>29815851
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>29815859
Seriously, how many times do I have to tell you?Save some for me
>>29815867
Pony wants a hug outside of the designated hugs hour
>>29815875I actually rather like hot pockets. They're not top cuisine by any measure but I've seen far worse things you can pop into a microwave.
>lionsgate
ENOUGH
>>29815884
I'll allow it
but only if pony is wearing their pony PJs
>>29815936
Pony's PJs are in the wash
>>29816026
then maybe I'll just have towash the pony
Bring me the best pony.
>>29816048
all of the ponies are good ponies
there is no best one
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>>29816058
oh boy what are we playin
>>29816061
atlus games I think
>>29816058
>P5
Eh, I'll pass.
>When you sign onto Chrome on your birthday and Google mindfuckks you,
>>29816055
They're good ponies, Bront
>>29816092
>using the botnet
>>29816097
I'm going to tussle this pony's mane
>>29816116
But she spent so much time fixing it
>>29816121
I will show mercy, relent and spare her mane
but only on one condition
she has to nuzzle me with her big horsey neck
>>29816124
she can do that
>>29816127
I am moved by pony's infinite grace
truly, I love Princess Allie Way
>>29816131
why is she such a pretty pony
>>29816097
pregnant
horse is comfy
>just finished a Twilight Zone binge
I know there's absolutely no chance of it happening but I would kill for a trippy anthology episode of pone.
boop
>>29816228
but why sanic
>>29816241
... i never noticed lol
I'm assuming because hegehog
>>29816241
The /co/nsensus seemed to be a possible reference to the hedgehog's dilemma since Strong Filly might be too STRONK to properly reach other ponies without hurting them
>>29813265
I don't understand this move, Pineapple should've just done what he's saying he's doing now, provide a bigger site with all the CSS and shit to make it look like 4chan to be helpful, not enabling faggots on the sub of all places.
>>29816299
why did she leave a fritter
Fillies should remain fillies forever.
>>29816320
not like it matters. they'll inevitably get bored in a week or two when they figure out that it's maybe a dozen of them at most and go back to /pol/
>>29816358
Fillies will become mares.
sex with ponies
>>29816358
>fillies will never be real
>even if they were, they would grow up eventually
>>29816407
A filly would not be able to withstand the sexual stamina and the girth + length of a fully grown man's penis.
>>29816416
Maybe not
But in my fantasies i can be what i want.
Like, a colt
>>29816416
They'd adjust fairly quickly.
>tfw too smart for fillies
>>29816420
Only a few thrusts would suffice to satisfy them, and in the meanwhile you would still be horny.
I want a pony friend
>>29816423
>he doesn't like fillies
I'm fapping to fillies AND marker right now. Fight me.
>>29816438
I would fuck that silver like there was no tomorrow
>>29816439
At least it's not filly Marker.
>>29816441
>you will never cuddle a filly after you will her with your baby batter
>>29816441
That's pretty lewd, man.
>>29816450
Spoon is for spooning.
I can give you ONE thing; fillies (or ponies if you imagine them as pet-sized) make for good masturbatory fantasies since the ridiculousness of having no hands plays a much smaller parts considering their dimension
>>29816439
>Marker
TOO FAR
>>29816442
how do you excite princess luna
>>29816456
I would spoon the Spoon, as long as she doesn't mind my boners. Or the fact that I would be naked.
>>29816462
Everything can excite her. But I think she prefers to take it easy.
>>29816461
I regret nothing.
>Today is Hospital Admitting Clerks Day
>>29816467
Filly goes into hospital and complains of itching back there.
Receptionist be like "Go home, dear. Your Anon will take care of you."
>>29816467
Look at how young and hopeful she was
>>29816467
As opposed to clerks not being admitted every other day? I don't understand.
>>29816443
Is that a challenge?
>>29816439
Marker is not for sexual
>>29816494
Is code for she is a slut, used in every thread, like a slut
SHOO, SHOO, SHOO
SHOO BE DOO
>>29816506
only the seaponies can save us now
>>29816506
>>29816508
Be careful about what you wish
Rainbow Dash is an ugly horse
>>29816551
that's not true at all
>>29816512
>bee ponies
>tfw no filly to love
>>29816173
That eye-sore castle musts be destroyed!
I want to eat RD's eggs.
>>29816599
BUZZY BUZZ
BUZZ BUZZ BE BUZZ
>>29816654
?
>>29816675
CALL UPON THE BEE PONIES
>That movie teaser
I'm so fucking excited
>>29816776
I hope we'll get to see some actual footage from the movie soon
>>29816777
>Rarabird
Hello new ship
And yeah. I want to see what the harpy girl sounds like.I hope she has a funny accent
What if Cheerilee asked you out on a date?
>>29816787
Ask her to teach me not to suck at basic math
What ifCheerilee secretly worked as a maid after school to pay for medicine for her sick sister Scootalooand she trusted you with her secret?
>>29816815
I'd pay her extra to wear the skimpy maid outfit.
>>29816819
But you can already see her butt
>>29816826
You know how it is with ponies and clothes
>>29816815
>sister Scootaloo
Umm, what?
>>29816905
They're sisters man. You didn't know that?
>>29816905
The were related in a previous gen I was just making a bad jokebecause I've been playing a lot of persona
tail wraps
>>29816943cock corsets
It's just not Friday without a fat pony butt in my lap.
I want to play Yu-Gi-Oh! with Nyx
>>29817007
take nyx :^)
Shitheads
>>29816630
but they are fertilized
>when you just had to kill ALOT of ponies and you don't think you're going to get away with it
>this time
I'm confused and somewhat out of the recent loop. Can someone fill me in?
Are issues #51 and #52 of the comics tying in to Season 7? Should I read them before next week?
>>29817090
Why am I killing ponies and not the disgusting yaks?
>>29817031
I just can't start my day without tiny calling me a shithead
>>29817170
watch your mouth
>>29817090
I can't speak for the murders but you certainly are not getting away with dressing like that, little missy.
>>29817187
Is that so
>>29817196
Ree
>>29817198
>>29817205
Wherever she is
She will still be nondressed
Stop undressing the fillies.
>>29817196
Tell me
Why does she bedazzle the bows?
>>29817228
Can't wait to get a whiff of those bloomers
Pony asks why you don't own any dresses?
>>29817260
Celestia hasnt made me a pretty mare yet.
>>29817260
I have hooker legs so I'm really self conscious about wearing anything that shows them off
>>29817266
you're going to have to explain to me what you mean by this
>>29817266
unf?
>>29817271
They're all bruised and ugly, my leg hair doesn't even grow in evenly
>>29817282
Oh, so you do meth.
>>29817228
No
How many fillies does it take to defeat your average human?
>>29817300
One
>>29817289
Are you speaking from experience?
>>29817301
I really don't see stronk filly being emotionally capable of hurting anyone. She would be a crying mess if given the order.
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Layers of Fear: 083JQ-6YJC9-DI7HJ
Tumblestone: 08526-M8M3A-XID2Y
>>29817369
You're the best
>>29817369
I didn't take anything, but I want to thank you for the consideration.
>>29817369
RALLY ROUND THE FILLY
WITH A POCKET FULLA' SHELLS
homersexual
>>29817514
>>29817503
NJET, LUGASH IS NOT OF CARING HOW FIELD TRIPS GO AT OLD SCHOOL, YOU GET ON BUS NOW
>>29817514
>>29817523
Remember to not do any kind of illegal activities in front of a filly. Some of them are covert agents.
>>29817538
>Twilight will never make Celestia steamed hams
>>29817550
Little narcs
MLPG will marry anything with hooves and a vag.
>>29817605
>not a horsecock
>>29817605
I wouldn't marry a filly.
>>29817615
>press x to doubt.png
>>29817615
Please surrender your hard drive for a surprise inspection.
>>29815889
>I've seen far worse things you can pop into a microwave
no you havent. hot pockets are about as bad as you can get calorie and nutrition wise.
>>29816402
do any twily or moondancer brain images exist?
>>29817634
Don't misjudge me, I love fillies. But having one as a wife would feel weird as fuck.
I will only marry one set of hooves and vag
>>29817605
>and a vag.
>>29817685
Colts are not for sexual.
>>29817701
Colt gets to be however sexual he wants to be.
Would youbefrienda filly?
>>29817709
Colts belong to fillies.
hol up
>>29817720
What if i am the filly
>>29817758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99dWpnoQfxI
>>29817766
You are not now, nor will you ever be a filly
>>29817782
Well then i can't agree to the fillies having the colts.
>>29817812
You can always get a filly instead. Functionally wise they're colts but without anything between their legs.
Pony missed several social cues
Things you don't want to hear on your first day in Equestria:
>>29817850
>"Can we put it back?"
>>29817830
Tempting, but not hanks
Is this the final season?
>>29817867
No, Lancie confirmed recording stuff for S8 already.
>>29817872
what the fuck really?
Are we actually going Simpsons with this thing
>>29817865
What if the filly already has a colt? You could cuddle the colt with her permission.
>>29817867
What is a beaten, dead horse, shall never die.
>>29817850
>"I think you'll be glad to hear a bunch of other humans are here, too!"
>"Tyrone, Daquan, Jatavius! Come meet the new human!"
>>29817902
What if the ponies like the black guys more than you?
>>29817879
I'm sure they're just friends.
>>29817615
same
>>29817902
fuck
>>29817850
"First stop on our tour will be Gelding Grotto"
>>29817663
>not reading your wife bedtime stories and buying her juice boxes
>>29817877
>>29817934
>niggers smoothtalk ponies
>'They told us all about how you wont give them munie fo mo probrams, Anon! You should be ashamed!'
REE
>>29817961
how long is s7? its not a shitty 13ep season again is it
>>29817850
>Wow, anon my horn is bigger than yours
>>29817966
No, it's a full 26.
>>29817964
This is the worst possible thing. Please no more
>>29817964
Wouldn't they just ask the ponies for bits?
Actually couldn't they just find one of those random ass gems that seem to be lying all over Equestria and be set for life?
Why would they even need government programs in Equestria when we've seen ponies without jobs do just fine. Zephyr Breeze excluded.
yaint
>>29817971
a full fat throbbing flared 26
>>29817997
>implying they'd actually work to dig them up
Not without a strong white pony massah telling them to.
>>29818018
How about dymin' dawgs
>>29818018
>Could ask Rarity for gems or to make them an outfit with lots of gems
>Find a random ass cave or a dragon since only two dragons aren't complete pussies
>or just walk around until you find something because they're everywhere
Or like they could ask one of their pony girlfriends for money.
/pol/ pls go and stay go
>>29818064
They would probably put the negroes to proper work, yeah.
>>29818072
And then when they become the "friendship problem" to solve, they end up responding with violence and being sent to Tartarus for a timeout. Perfect. Except for the collateral pony damage.
>>29818084
[completely out of place political post demonstrating I should not even be talking about the subject]
>>29817997
Gems are valuable on earth due to their scarcity.
They seem more common in Equestria, making them less scarce.
If their economics is any similar to ours, the monetary value of gems should be lower than what is is on earth.
>>29818094
But the diamond dogs couldn't even handle a whining pony.
>>29818102
Are you forgetting all the things Spike was able to buy with the gems he was planning to eat?
>>29818111
Males don't get the same privileges (or high-pitch) that females do.
Plus, they'd try to assert dominance and get fucking shanked.
>>29818072
Unless their pony gf is a fat white girl, I think they're SOL
>>29818117
Now I'm just confused.
>>29818102
they probably grow naturally underground
>>29818123
Is a fat white pony acceptable?
>>29818127
>dogs take negroes as slaves
>negroes rebel because ain't no cracka ass dog gonna boss him aroundthe negro also has an instinctual fear of canines for the most part. I have literally seen them go to the other side of a street due to noticing a terrier.
>dogs don't play that and enforce their authority.
>>29817959
What if your filly waifu accidentally calls you daddy?
>The Movie will differentiate the body types of Mane 6 as originally intended.
>Pinkie is indeed pudgy.
The pony part of this movie seems to be GOAT. Please, please, please don't screw up the non-pony parts, Lionsgate. Please.
>>29818102
They're still status symbols.
I'd rather look at them the same way people view gold during a gold rush.
It retains all its properties and prestige in the outside world but its value is extemely deflated and it gets thown around in the immediate area.
Similarly, top perfromers get gems from places where they're abundant to get them at a small price but they're still pretty expensive clothing in the rest of Equestria.
>>29818147
I don't waifu fillies. I only daughteru them.
>>29818141
>guy crosses to the other side of the cave
>dog takes offense
>>29818147
Some people on this board probably wouldn't see anything wrong with that
>>29818161
>>29818141
>negro also has an instinctual fear of canines
Anon where do you live?
>>29818147
I'd be very ok with that
>>29818171The South.
They don't like cats, either.
>>29818123
I want to boop Trixie.
I found leaked footage from Season 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8bZJPovUQ
>>29818152
>non-pony parts
I'm still iffy on the cat and Stitch
>>29818184
I was expecting a Rick Roll or John Cena.
>>29818180
I heard they can't cross running water.
I love shyra
>>29818180
Dogs I understand because terriers have a certain history in their neighborhoods
But cats?
>>29818190
My brother told me they go into a blind rage when they hear other types of music. They also gain the strength of 10 normal men.
>>29818198
I don't get the dog part. I have three and almost everyone in my neighborhood has a dog of some sort (usually a pitbull)
Cats I get because niggas hate cats and think they're for women.
>>29818190
That's just hogwash, Anon.
>>29818198
I don't get it either.
I have honestly seen one scream in fear at the sight of a 16-year-old, 30lb cat. Who was simply sitting on our porch.
In broad daylight.
I know that's not exactly a proper sampling size, but there is, I've noticed, an air of at least general uneasiness around dogs/cats.
>>29818212
I think it's mostly medium-sized dogs that make them uneasy. I've only run across one black family in my area (there are almost certainly more) that owned any kind of pet, and it was a single chihuahua.
I'll freely admit my data is skewed to my own personal experiences.
>>29818198
Think about it
A lot of predators in Africa. Including lots of little poisonous snakes, vicious animals the size of your palm that will rip your face off, diseases under every bush and in every stream.
Obviously someone native to that land will be especially afraid of predatory animals
Even if you're merely wounded by an animal, the end result may still be a death sentence
>>29818212
>Cats I get because niggas hate cats
A cat-obsessed Nip and a cat hating-hating nigga become room-mates. Cartoon shenanigans follow.
>>29818152
>different body types in the movie
Did they really make this claim? All of the ponies in the trailer had the same body and wings.
>>29818233
I'd probably watch that.
>>29818239
>Did they really make this claim?
Nope, but you can notice Pinkie really is more plumpy than usual and likewise, Rarity is quite a bit leaner.
>>29818233
Nigga That's Kawaii!
Coming this fall
>>29818259
>>29818259
>Nigga That's Kawaii!
I'd watch it solely for all the Engrish it would ineviatbly end up filled with.
>>29818249
I think its just the angle, all ponies looked fatter in the trailer.
fuck off ross and stop trying to force your shitty obese pinkie fanon into everything.
It's friday neigh
>>29818291
>fuck off ross
ロッスでわない。
>>29818291
Ross only cared about fat human Pinkie you goof
>>29818300
fuck off i cant read anime
>meanwhile, in Stockholm
>>29818310
What about Moon runes? Can you read those?
>posting on /qa/ is disabled because /mlpol/ spammed it to death
>>29817672
Fluttershy doesn't appreciate that you only think of her as a living cock sleeve.
It took me a while to find this thread and I was getting worried that MLPG actually disbanded a long time ago and we were actually ded
>>29818335
ha, i was wishing something like that would happen
>>29818335
God, I wich I had access to a dynamic IP.
I'm not even all that into /mlpol/ but the fucking /qa/ should burn to the ground.
>>29818330
>actual moon runes
10/10
>>29818344
Just use the locator/shortcut
>>29818359
I keep forgetting that exists.
So you guys still talk about ponies or...
>>29818368
Argue about ponies*
>>29818368
Well, fillies are ponies so.....
>>29818368
Yes
But only fillies and colts
>>29818368
We talk about basically everything. Lots of arguing. So much fillyposting that some anon created a sub.
Do you ever go digging in your files and find some really weird stuff?
>>29818368
Mainly fillyposting and doomsdaying about the new season/movie, as well as your standard lewdposting
>>29818368
No, we're now a serious business part of a left-wing forum chain from USofAFuckYear.gov.
Sorry, but pony discussion was deemed too silly for the inhabitants.
Why is Klondike asking when he still comes here often?
I'm from the future. I traveled back in time a year
Ask me how the mlp movie was
>go to Derpibooru
>search 'mother and son, safe'
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>>29818429
Does Sia pone get a bigger bow as a power up?
>>29818429
Were the songs good? That's basically all I care about.
>>29818335
I hope they delete it. It was a board without a purpose other than to be raised by /q/ tier shitposters and /jp/ (apparently).
>>29818432
I don't think I've ever seen pony art that made me want to cry
>>29818435
no but that would have been awesome
>>29818437
Of course anon, they always are
>>29818429
were there any celestia close up butt shots in the movie
I still want a filly episode.
>>29818445
No anon, I'm so sorry
>>29818441
>raised
Raided*
>>29818443
>no
Does she at least use the power of music to save the mane6?
>>29818451
I want a CMC episode too
>>29818344
>I was getting worried that MLPG actually disbanded a long time ago
What has no live may never die.
>>29818472
But the CMC are not fillies anymore.
>>29818462
She doesn't play a super big role to be honest. In fact she doesn't even have a part in any of the songs
>>29818394
Sometimes
>>29818458
>>29818478
Movie confirmed for shit.
Will not waste my money and time on it.
>>29818432
are you the luna anon?
>>29818497
No. Just a little homesick at the moment.
>>29818485
That still gets me hard
>>29818501
HAHA ANON MISSES HIS MOM
New thread soon?
>>29818511
AND HIS SISTER TOO
>>29818522
What a fag
I bet he loves them too or something.
>>29818531
I bet he even has regular contact with them, that asshole
>>29818542
You wouldn't breed a grandma.
>>29818521
23 pics
>>29818542
She's so much prettier than her daughter
>>29818548
SHE'S STILL YOUNG
FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>29818572
Shout's dead and rotting. There's nothing to celebrate anymore.
>>29818599
Shout will return and he will be stronger than ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RtyXUBCYro
>12.5 hours of pone
>every
>single
>day
>>29818733
>how you know the show is still popular
>>29818733
I can't handle so much pone.
But what is a horse?
pony says she saw things in pony 'nam
horrible things
>>29818769
A filly, but bigger.
>>29818733
Now that's how you do a marathon, step it up, MLPG
>>29818731
Awww yeahh
Friday horses
>>29818152
Wonder if the Glim will appear in her true form
>>29818811
>tfw no more friday night horses
>>29818811
COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT HORSES
>>29818842
Muh dick.
Now i'm tired.
24 episode days, if aired once per week with no breaks, means pone until September 23.
>>29818867
AWW YEAH
>>29818873
I want to have a threesome with them.
>>29818873
one time I accidentally categorized Rarity as a filly
>>29818873
If season 7 CMC have teen models I will send cash money to DHX.
>>29818887
but I want them to be fillies forever
>>29818887
It's silly to even think that.
>>29818887
>implying they need cash
>>29818872
>pone has 4056 episodes
fugg, I must have missed a few
>>29818903
nothing is really canon after episode 2874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLbw8uk2cNE
New non-tournament match.
Yes, it's the other two sirens vs two shadowbolts with Anon trying to count fast.I'm waiting till Babbies to show Limestone.
>>29818913
>>29818942
>you will never piledrive a filly
>>29818916
huh, I've never seen that one before
>>29818916
wat
>>29818952
Yeah why is he not camped out in her massive horse vagina hibernating for the new season?
>>29818947
Reality is so cruel
>>29818977
she just takes that off in between seasons so it doesn't get all big and loose
>>29818989
>modular horse vaginas
...unf?
>>29819019
would mare models be compatible with fillies or stallions?
>>29818942
>>29818988
>>29819034
>Mares! Fillies! Stallions! Colts! Walls!
>Everything's fuckable when you've got a KumInside Modular Horse Vagina™!
>>29819103
Good night firstworldfag.
>>29819105
Kek.
>>29818867
Oh yeah
Friday night
>tfw the memory of what it felt to have two or even three MLPG threads in the catalog if you searched for it is starting to slip
Tell me the tales of old again
>>29819118
come hang with me Moonie
I've got a nice warm bed
>>29819118
Friday is wonderful with or without comics
>>29818942
Getting closer and closer to the end.
After Saturday just two weeks left.
Been fun to try to give you all something that I think is semi-entertaining.
>>29819140
It's very entertaining
>>29819130
It will never be 2011 again.
Newfags will never not exist again.
The characters will never be pure again.
/mlp/ will never be barren of CYOA's again.
Arguments will never be fun again.
Your life will never be meaningful again.As if it ever was.
>>29819140
I've been enjoying it
>>29817955
https://derpibooru.org/1404482
how hard?
>>29819175
>adorasexy
Derpibooru's tags are cancer
>>29819140
Well, I'm having fun
>>29819141
>>29819153
>>29819202
Glad you all have been enjoying it. Not sure when babbies will be starting after the league's end. Don't want to overload you all.
Might take a week or two weeks break and just upload random matches.
>>29819175
you know, there aren't nearly enough good pictures of Sweetie Belle in panties
>>29819247
>>29819247
>>29819247
Ponies having fun in old and new ways?
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.